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#1 - kelonist has deleted their comment [+] (25 replies)
User avatar #4 to #1 - mephiblis (05/08/2014) [-]
Fact

You don't know **** . It wasn't Sparta, it was Thebes. And it was called the Sacred Band and consisted of 150 pairs of faggets.

#rekt
#3 - beren (05/08/2014) [+] (11 replies)
#10 - RageRambo (05/08/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I think the real reason they didn't want gay in the military is that they didn't join to help the military, they joined to find other gay guys.
User avatar #12 to #10 - amusingusername (05/08/2014) [-]
It's not like I'm an expert or anything but I think there are better places to find other gay guys...
#63 - lazaman (05/08/2014) [+] (12 replies)
I love all these other gay fags getting all butthurt.

Although, this isn't that funny, I don't find it offensive either.

>Mfw upity LGBT fags get up in my grill because I don't act like a jackass to defend other gay people.
***** I don't owe them **** .
User avatar #79 - foelkera ONLINE (05/08/2014) [+] (10 replies)
>Metal helmets
>Neon green track jackets
>No flag patches
>That's not even a rank insignia
>That's not even a division insignia
>Top-loading, belt fed machine gun
>Giving a machine gunner a spotter
>Giving a machine gunner a spotter wearing a ******* bright purple bandana right over his center of mass
>Wearing that bandana over that shirt (a true homosexual would never let his clothing clash)
#130 - lonelybaloney (05/09/2014) [+] (8 replies)
'LGBTBBQ'
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#20 - mattdoggy has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #36 to #20 - kanadetenshi ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
That's a really stupid reason because hardly any gay person hardly acts like that. They aren't just going to sexually look at your dong just because they happen to like men, generally they really don't give a **** and look away out of respect.
#57 - yourmomismyhostage (05/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
LGBTBBQ plz go
#68 - Hawke (05/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #90 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (05/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
i'm glad gays aren't allowed in the US army

if we ever have a draft, i'm going straight to the recruitment center and kissing the first man i see square on the lips.
User avatar #94 to #90 - rapterjesus (05/09/2014) [-]
but they are allowed now.
#54 - thijsofbodom ONLINE (05/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
implying that gay people don't know when it's time for work or fun   
if you have an attractive co-worker, do you do anything to get your dick inside her? no you don't, if you have to make a professional decision you choose the thing you were told to even if that might go against what she is saying or your choice upsets her. in the army they expect people to do their jobs as they're told to and gay people know just as well as straight people how to do that   
   
I know this is a satirical comic but I want to point this out to all the users who seem to think that gay people do everything for dick, and aren't capable of withstanding an attraction to someone or ignoring a distraction because there might be attractive males involved. I'm not gay myself but I sure am sick of people hating on them because they're fine people and don't deserve to be treated different from straight people   
 it's not actually being homophobic, it's just being an asshole who doesn't feel comfortable with two guys making out, grow the 						****					 up, I don't feel comfortable looking at your neckbeards either and you don't hear me protesting
implying that gay people don't know when it's time for work or fun
if you have an attractive co-worker, do you do anything to get your dick inside her? no you don't, if you have to make a professional decision you choose the thing you were told to even if that might go against what she is saying or your choice upsets her. in the army they expect people to do their jobs as they're told to and gay people know just as well as straight people how to do that

I know this is a satirical comic but I want to point this out to all the users who seem to think that gay people do everything for dick, and aren't capable of withstanding an attraction to someone or ignoring a distraction because there might be attractive males involved. I'm not gay myself but I sure am sick of people hating on them because they're fine people and don't deserve to be treated different from straight people
it's not actually being homophobic, it's just being an asshole who doesn't feel comfortable with two guys making out, grow the **** up, I don't feel comfortable looking at your neckbeards either and you don't hear me protesting
User avatar #55 to #54 - isenseven (05/08/2014) [-]
If you have an attractive co-worker, yes I am going to do anything to get my dick inside her.
#6 - ajrd (05/08/2014) [-]
I couldn't resist.
I couldn't resist.
#149 - thismustbeseen ONLINE (05/09/2014) [+] (4 replies)
To be fair, I have to ask - would you shoot at women? What if they were unbelievably sexy?
#151 to #149 - kbxcn (05/09/2014) [-]
If they're threatening 'Murca, they've got to go.
If they're threatening 'Murca, they've got to go.
#105 - laspussy (05/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Didn't stop this guy Die for me sweetie
User avatar #52 - useroftheLOLZ (05/08/2014) [-]
Can it just be "don't ask, don't tell, because I don't care if you're straight or homo, I don't want to know?"
#117 - Womens Study Major (05/09/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Guys, I need help with a game I'm playing.

It says "use WASD to move your character", but I can't find this WASD key on my keyboard!
User avatar #127 to #117 - whywouldyoudothis (05/09/2014) [-]
Have you tried pressing the any key?
#103 - rimjobmcgee (05/09/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I remember some old army encouraged being gay, in the beliefs that you'd fight harder if your lover was in battle with you. Make all gay squads, the homophobic people won't be around then to leave them to die, and if they really do fight harder, tell the other squads about how great the gay squad is doing, and they'll fight harder wanting to prove their masculinity
#61 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/08/2014) [+] (17 replies)
What a coincidence, I found this on /x/ last night.
User avatar #49 - wliia (05/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Well look at it like this:

Often times military's will not have men and women fighting in the same group, as men will behave differently around the opposite sex.

A man who is captured and tortured in order to not give up information may not give in, but if they threaten to rape a fellow female soldier, he's probably more likely to comply. Issues like these could crop up frequently.

It's entirely possible a gay person could behave much the same way, so it would make some sense to exclude gay people from the military, at least in combat situations.
#42 - Womens Study Major (05/08/2014) [+] (9 replies)
*roll image* how to beat North Korea
#47 to #45 - poxitorium (05/08/2014) [-]
**poxitorium rolled image** dumbass
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