Homophobia is funny. . fag lol i love lesbians
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#3 - beren (05/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #201 to #3 - weenieandthebutt (05/09/2014) [-]
Dammit, I'm an Arab, I've got a six-pack, I'm fairly fit yet, I'll never be as handsome as him.
User avatar #24 to #3 - europe (05/08/2014) [-]
Please tell me it's at least a little photoshopped
User avatar #27 to #24 - blokrokker (05/08/2014) [-]
Just a bit airbrushed to make his skin smooth, but no, there's a few Arab dudes that were exiled from Saudi Arabia for being too goddamn handsome.
User avatar #28 to #27 - europe (05/08/2014) [-]
Yeah heard that but also heard that that was made up
User avatar #29 to #28 - blokrokker (05/08/2014) [-]
Either way, the dude exists and Squidward ain't got **** on him.
#30 to #29 - europe (05/08/2014) [-]
You sure?
User avatar #31 to #30 - blokrokker (05/08/2014) [-]
...maybe
User avatar #162 to #30 - popnotes (05/09/2014) [-]
Sir Squid delivers the nasty zweihander attack at 6 am
#207 to #28 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
it is made up and unbelievable that people think this bs is true
#21 to #3 - lankyman (05/08/2014) [-]
That is one beautiful Arab.
User avatar #79 - foelkera (05/08/2014) [-]
>Metal helmets
>Neon green track jackets
>No flag patches
>That's not even a rank insignia
>That's not even a division insignia
>Top-loading, belt fed machine gun
>Giving a machine gunner a spotter
>Giving a machine gunner a spotter wearing a ******* bright purple bandana right over his center of mass
>Wearing that bandana over that shirt (a true homosexual would never let his clothing clash)
#83 to #79 - tranminh (05/08/2014) [-]
its a comic
#85 to #83 - foelkera (05/08/2014) [-]
an inaccurate comic
#95 to #85 - kexio ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #191 to #95 - teegoogilycoffeeme (05/09/2014) [-]
Blood Red Shoes, right?
User avatar #194 to #191 - kexio ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
what no?
User avatar #195 to #194 - teegoogilycoffeeme (05/09/2014) [-]
I was referring to the gif
#208 to #195 - kexio ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
that's Hayley Williams man
that's Hayley Williams man
User avatar #217 to #208 - teegoogilycoffeeme (05/09/2014) [-]
Well I didn't know.
#86 to #85 - tranminh (05/08/2014) [-]
dis guiii
#87 to #86 - foelkera (05/08/2014) [-]
now dumping poodle puppy
#130 - lonelybaloney ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
'LGBTBBQ'
User avatar #147 to #130 - cormy (05/09/2014) [-]
Triggered by the colour teal?
That's just asking for a TL;DR
User avatar #202 to #130 - anoyingmos (05/09/2014) [-]
the **** is ze-zy-zo-zum? Are those even words?
User avatar #218 to #202 - lonelybaloney ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
ZE ZY ZO ZUM
I smell the blood of a white male
#148 to #130 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
"Ze-zy-zo-zum"

Dead
User avatar #206 to #130 - graboidzero (05/09/2014) [-]
What worried me the most was that I typed in all of her labels in Google and it actually showed up with results that explain what they mean.

This type of **** actually EXISTS.

Never having looked it up, I always just assumed it was an Internet inside joke...
#219 to #206 - lonelybaloney ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Wanna see something even more filthy?

It's like they add a new letter every week.
lgbtqiapd...what the **** -_-
#63 - lazaman (05/08/2014) [-]
I love all these other gay fags getting all butthurt.

Although, this isn't that funny, I don't find it offensive either.

>Mfw upity LGBT fags get up in my grill because I don't act like a jackass to defend other gay people.
***** I don't owe them **** .
#160 to #63 - fuckyosixtyminutes (05/09/2014) [-]
Lol it's funny that you think gay guys give a **** what you think. What kind of a narcissist are you?
User avatar #212 to #160 - lazaman (05/09/2014) [-]
Well no, I'm gay too.
The point is that, other gay people expect me to throw myself into issues that don't even exist.
User avatar #89 to #63 - myjeren (05/09/2014) [-]
" ***** I don't owe them **** "

It's just the nice thing to do.
User avatar #93 to #89 - lazaman (05/09/2014) [-]
Not really.

If they get offended at such a dumb joke, then that is a personal problem.
I mean, I would pull a homophobe off a gay guy if he was beating him for no reason.
But then again, I would do that for anyone.
User avatar #118 to #93 - myjeren (05/09/2014) [-]
... Because that'd be a nice thing to do.
User avatar #100 to #89 - lazaman (05/09/2014) [-]
Guys don't thumb him down.
He has a point.
User avatar #98 to #63 - certifiedidiot (05/09/2014) [-]
It's hyperbole even, it's supposed to be satire of the Republican party whom most associate with the whole anti-homosexuality mantra.

Or am I misinterpreting the "Hysterical Right Wing Reason #373" bit?
User avatar #142 to #63 - thewulfman (05/09/2014) [-]
I've always thought this comic was supportive of gay rights by saying this is a stupid reason not to allow gays in the military.

So if any fags get butthurt then they're just ******* idiots.
#161 to #142 - fuckyosixtyminutes (05/09/2014) [-]
It's just a straw man to begin with so you can hardly give them credit for being "supportive of gay rights"
#128 to #63 - lonelybaloney ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
2true   
It's too bad that it's attractive to be an activist.
2true
It's too bad that it's attractive to be an activist.
#203 to #128 - punishlife (05/09/2014) [-]
That ******* gif gets me everytime
#138 to #63 - muken (05/09/2014) [-]
I'm looking around trying to find the butthurt posts, and the only one that stands out to me is this one...
#57 - yourmomismyhostage (05/08/2014) [-]
LGBTBBQ plz go
#62 to #57 - lazaman (05/08/2014) [-]
WHAT THE **** DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU CIS? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS THE TOP OF MY CLASS IN KILLING CIS SCUM ACADEMY, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED CHECKED PRIVILEGES.
YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF, YOU CIS!
#135 to #62 - snoopdoge (05/09/2014) [-]
go on
#88 to #62 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
Que?
#105 - laspussy (05/09/2014) [-]
Didn't stop this guy Die for me sweetie
User avatar #163 to #105 - crazylance (05/09/2014) [-]
From where is this game?
The uniform (at least what I can see from it) reminds me of Valkyrie Chronicles
User avatar #211 to #163 - laspussy (05/09/2014) [-]
that's because it is

If you ever pick Jann as a Lancer then you'll get see him. Fun fact, his voice is basically just a flamboyant Bender from Futurama
#126 to #105 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
Best lancer
User avatar #131 to #126 - laspussy (05/09/2014) [-]
I think literally as well since he gets "Extra Shot"...only downside is that he's allergic to pollen but then again there's usually like no grass when there's tanks around
#133 to #131 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
I started using him in the desert maps. He saved me from losing a certain desert battle over and over with his extra shot. That and when he says "I can go another round" cracks me up
User avatar #52 - useroftheLOLZ (05/08/2014) [-]
Can it just be "don't ask, don't tell, because I don't care if you're straight or homo, I don't want to know?"
#6 - ajrd (05/08/2014) [-]
I couldn't resist.
I couldn't resist.
#117 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
Guys, I need help with a game I'm playing.

It says "use WASD to move your character", but I can't find this WASD key on my keyboard!
User avatar #192 to #117 - dehnoobshow (05/09/2014) [-]
Have you tried working the shaft?
User avatar #127 to #117 - whywouldyoudothis (05/09/2014) [-]
Have you tried pressing the any key?
#103 - rimjobmcgee (05/09/2014) [-]
I remember some old army encouraged being gay, in the beliefs that you'd fight harder if your lover was in battle with you. Make all gay squads, the homophobic people won't be around then to leave them to die, and if they really do fight harder, tell the other squads about how great the gay squad is doing, and they'll fight harder wanting to prove their masculinity
#106 to #103 - sabium (05/09/2014) [-]
Yay! Spartans.

Not a joke.
#108 to #106 - rimjobmcgee (05/09/2014) [-]
Ah! That's it, it was the Spartans. Too many old armies, they blur together, so I wanted to say it was Alexander's policy, but that didn't seem right. Thanks mate
User avatar #110 to #108 - alextehdude (05/09/2014) [-]
No, it was the Sacred Band of Thebes. Not the Spartans.
#111 to #110 - rimjobmcgee (05/09/2014) [-]
Now that my memory is jogged, the Sacred band of Thebes is the most famous for it, but it existed in the Spartans, and all of Greece for that matter
#109 to #108 - sabium (05/09/2014) [-]
Happy to help
#68 - Hawke (05/08/2014) [-]
#37 - hydromatic (05/08/2014) [-]
Fireworks in a warzone?
User avatar #26 - invshika (05/08/2014) [-]
dat strawman tho
#61 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/08/2014) [-]
What a coincidence, I found this on /x/ last night.
#66 to #61 - carlonord (05/08/2014) [-]
I'm unsure what to do with this information...
I'm unsure what to do with this information...
User avatar #116 to #66 - reginleif ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
;/ Well we kinda HAVE to kill them now. You know before the gay apocalypse happens....
I thought we'd go out with reintroduced smallpox or nuclear winter, but noooooo nature had to **** with us one last time and make us go out like homos. Q.Q

But seriously sirkanesixtwo brings up a solid point, maybe not with gay parasite, but with human beings being disgusted with low fitness.... could it be gay is NOT infectious but we're still scared of it due to subconscious rejection of unfit individuals?
User avatar #120 to #116 - carlonord (05/09/2014) [-]
Well, the rejection has to do with the matter of whether or not homosexuality is debilitating or not. Which in a species sense, it is, so it's possible. The question is, what makes them unfit? Will they breed? Unlikely, and they don't really pose a threat, unless rape is an issue, which it certainly is. Maybe it's not so much a matter of being unfit as it is a natural male fear of taking a dick in the ass?
User avatar #121 to #120 - reginleif ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Not having the natural urge to be with the opposite sex is what makes them "unfit" not any other behavior or physical characteristic. People tend to conflate homosexuality and not reproducing, this is mostly true. But surely you can see how not having even the urge to mate with the opposite sex (which is conflated with reproduction) can be seen as a "unfit" characteristic.

Dat ass fear though.
User avatar #125 to #121 - carlonord (05/09/2014) [-]
Eeeehhhhhh, makes sense. But let's step back to the parasite theory here. Personally, my main focus on this is the matter of prevention. If homosexuality was caused by a parasite, should we be fighting it?
User avatar #132 to #125 - reginleif ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, we should be fighting any changes in our body and mind caused by a parasite. That's a pretty big deal and could bite us in the butt later, sure we're nowhere near extinction levels here but that doesn't mean we let something like this happen.

Not that I think homosexuality is caused by a parasite, I'd need much more evidence than a 4chan post to believe that.
User avatar #134 to #132 - carlonord (05/09/2014) [-]
It was more hypothetical than anything. Because if we were to discover that it was a parasite that cause it, I could just imagine the **** show from butt-hurt gays and SJWs.
User avatar #136 to #134 - reginleif ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
They'd demand an end to research for one. Probably even make it illegal to cure the person without their consent at 18 even though they'd be more than happy to allow the minor access to sex changes.

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nhs-should-not-promote-gay-cure-treatments-says-health-minister-9242492.html

Granted "gay conversion therapy" is a crock of bad science, but I feel this article expresses the SJW's very well.
#139 to #136 - carlonord (05/09/2014) [-]
You don't need to prove how bad SJWs can be to me, I dated one. She's as much of a hypocrite as you'd imagine. Anyway I'd love to chat, but it's pretty late here, goodnight.   
   
Have a gif work of art.
You don't need to prove how bad SJWs can be to me, I dated one. She's as much of a hypocrite as you'd imagine. Anyway I'd love to chat, but it's pretty late here, goodnight.

Have a gif work of art.
User avatar #141 to #139 - reginleif ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
That is beautiful.
#115 to #66 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
interesting if true, further study required
#67 to #66 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/08/2014) [-]
Just thought I should post it.
Just thought I should post it.
#84 to #61 - screaming (05/08/2014) [-]
When was the gay-gene "disproved"
#119 to #61 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
>Males with toxoplasma are taller and have more attractive faces
#124 to #119 - sirkanesixtytwo (05/09/2014) [-]
Some diseases have been known to alter DNA ie: cancer, aids. and change the appearance of people over long periods of time. So let's say you were born with toxoplasmosis, toxoplasmosis could alter junk DNA or alter the code in your DNA to make you more attractive later. Attractiveness = higher chance to spread infection. So I gotta say if this is all ******** it's the most convincing ******** ever conceived.
User avatar #112 to #61 - themassivefail (05/09/2014) [-]
I... I could believe this actually. Kinda makes sense in a way. I mean, in the beginning, humans were all straight. (that's why we're here today, it's how we are designed and how we are supposed to be, biologically) And, as it says, the virus spreads itself, which also looks to the increase in homosexuals over the years. Hm. I look forward to seeing it proven/dis-proven. My interest has been poked.
#92 to #61 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
The information was interesting if true.

The conclusion he got from it though was ridiculous.
User avatar #49 - wliia (05/08/2014) [-]
Well look at it like this:

Often times military's will not have men and women fighting in the same group, as men will behave differently around the opposite sex.

A man who is captured and tortured in order to not give up information may not give in, but if they threaten to rape a fellow female soldier, he's probably more likely to comply. Issues like these could crop up frequently.

It's entirely possible a gay person could behave much the same way, so it would make some sense to exclude gay people from the military, at least in combat situations.
User avatar #82 to #49 - apurpleliger (05/08/2014) [-]
Or at least to make gay battalions.
User avatar #122 to #82 - ninjaroo (05/09/2014) [-]
wliia - "It's possible that gay men are more likely to give up information because of attraction"
You - "Lets make entire battalions out of gay dudes then!"
What are you, some kind of communist nazi man?
User avatar #129 to #122 - apurpleliger (05/09/2014) [-]
No, no, it's fine. Just don't tell them anything.
User avatar #173 - seelcudoom (05/09/2014) [-]
that always confused me, if you hate gays, why dont you want them out fighting and dieing instead of straight people
#175 to #173 - solomonkane ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
it is possible that the reason why they hate the gays is because they cause them to lose battles. but its just a random guess.
User avatar #176 to #173 - thewaronbeingcool (05/09/2014) [-]
Because if they survive they get treated like heroes.
User avatar #187 to #173 - gaytard (05/09/2014) [-]
or we could just execute them tight away
#159 - tobloi (05/09/2014) [-]
Actually the reason wasn't right wing so much as they thought if a guy got injured they are more likely to risk themselves trying to save them, you don't want this in the army you want someone who can carry on, no man left behind isn't always possible. I'm not agreeing with this it's just the reason.
User avatar #164 to #159 - deadnanners (05/09/2014) [-]
it's a dumb as **** reaso
#165 to #164 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
well america is dumb as ****
#213 to #164 - tobloi (05/09/2014) [-]
True dat
User avatar #167 to #159 - thedutchs (05/09/2014) [-]
But the Spartans thought otherwise.

Why can't America be like the spartans?
#214 to #167 - tobloi (05/09/2014) [-]
America will never be as great as Sparta
#149 - thismustbeseen (05/09/2014) [-]
To be fair, I have to ask - would you shoot at women? What if they were unbelievably sexy?
#154 to #149 - perkuna (05/09/2014) [-]
I would and I would enjoy from every bullet.. Women and children should be protected,
but I have no problem shooting/stabbing/skinning/murdering a person who tries to invade my country or endanger the life of people close to me..
User avatar #155 to #149 - assassindash ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
**** yes!

Bitches got a gun!
#151 to #149 - kbxcn (05/09/2014) [-]
If they're threatening 'Murca, they've got to go.
If they're threatening 'Murca, they've got to go.
#152 to #149 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
My policy is, if a woman is threatening me, or my friends/family, "Dont hit a woman" goes out the window
#54 - thijsofbodom (05/08/2014) [-]
implying that gay people don't know when it's time for work or fun   
if you have an attractive co-worker, do you do anything to get your dick inside her? no you don't, if you have to make a professional decision you choose the thing you were told to even if that might go against what she is saying or your choice upsets her. in the army they expect people to do their jobs as they're told to and gay people know just as well as straight people how to do that   
   
I know this is a satirical comic but I want to point this out to all the users who seem to think that gay people do everything for dick, and aren't capable of withstanding an attraction to someone or ignoring a distraction because there might be attractive males involved. I'm not gay myself but I sure am sick of people hating on them because they're fine people and don't deserve to be treated different from straight people   
 it's not actually being homophobic, it's just being an asshole who doesn't feel comfortable with two guys making out, grow the 			****		 up, I don't feel comfortable looking at your neckbeards either and you don't hear me protesting
implying that gay people don't know when it's time for work or fun
if you have an attractive co-worker, do you do anything to get your dick inside her? no you don't, if you have to make a professional decision you choose the thing you were told to even if that might go against what she is saying or your choice upsets her. in the army they expect people to do their jobs as they're told to and gay people know just as well as straight people how to do that

I know this is a satirical comic but I want to point this out to all the users who seem to think that gay people do everything for dick, and aren't capable of withstanding an attraction to someone or ignoring a distraction because there might be attractive males involved. I'm not gay myself but I sure am sick of people hating on them because they're fine people and don't deserve to be treated different from straight people
it's not actually being homophobic, it's just being an asshole who doesn't feel comfortable with two guys making out, grow the **** up, I don't feel comfortable looking at your neckbeards either and you don't hear me protesting
User avatar #80 to #54 - apurpleliger (05/08/2014) [-]
Implying most straight men wouldn't do anything to get inside of an attractive girl's pants.
User avatar #55 to #54 - isenseven (05/08/2014) [-]
If you have an attractive co-worker, yes I am going to do anything to get my dick inside her.
#177 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** what about girls?   
fuggin idiots
**anonymous rolled image** what about girls?
fuggin idiots
User avatar #189 to #177 - dehnoobshow (05/09/2014) [-]
Here's something.
Lesbians.
#178 to #177 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
That is an awesome roll
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