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#1 - kelonist
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#8 to #1 - robuntu
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(05/08/2014) [-]
And how did it work out for them?
#102 to #1 - gerfox
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The Spartans weren't gay in the sense that we think of it. It was not uncommon in many Greek City States, and in Sparta in particular, for an adult male or warrior to have a younger "companion". The relationship was not just sexual, though it did involve that. It was a mentoring relationship, with the older man expected to provide a role model and see to the younger man's education in how to be a good citizen. Certainly, with the odd situation of fairly late marriages with Spartan men, that there were probably a fair number of gay relationships. The ancient Greeks tended to look at homosexuality differently than we do today. One school of thought is that since women were so inferior, it was impossible for a man to truly love a woman. Thus the only "true love" a man could have would be for another man. But given the fact that marriages were still the norm, it's unlikely that homosexuality was the rule rather than the exception in sexual relationships.
On a side note, look up the Theban Sacred Band. This was a group of elite warriors, 150 pairs of men. The idea behind the Band was that a soldier would fight better if his lover was at his side. Again, this was an unusual arrangement even for the times.
#104 to #1 - Ilubeitup
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This is like that post stating, if you want the right answer on the internet fast, don't ask a question. Post a wrong answer.
#198 to #1 - propanex
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you fight for the guy fighting next to you... not to impress him... but to make sure he can get home to see his kids and his wife.
#96 to #1 - angrygorrira
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TIME FOR SPARTAN KNOWLEDGE DUMP Source studying ancient Greek.

Most spartan men were gay, they spent their lives in the barracks with other men. They wouldn't run away and leave their lovers to die. Ass piracy was a way of life in greece.

Spartan women were extremely empowered. They reportedly would group up and bully the men. They had the cities almost to themselves.

It was common for a small guy to ask his big friends to visit his wife.

Spartan men went into battle naked.

#137 to #96 - anon
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"It was common for a small guy to ask his big friends to visit his wife. "
I just wanna expand on that point. The reason for this is because they wanted a strong child, so Spartan men would sometimes arrange for a meeting between someone and his wife. Also the idea of genetics and genes didn't exist back then.
#143 to #137 - soloman
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If it didn't exist, why would they think their big friend ******* their wife would result in a big kid?
#144 to #143 - wallbuilder
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They didn't understand the concept of genetics, just that strong men make strong babby.
#4 to #1 - mephiblis ONLINE
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(05/08/2014) [-]
Fact

You don't know ****. It wasn't Sparta, it was Thebes. And it was called the Sacred Band and consisted of 150 pairs of faggets.

#rekt
#33 to #4 - vohcaz ONLINE
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#5 to #4 - schnizel ONLINE
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(05/08/2014) [-]
Another fact
It was a not allowed to be gay in Hellas and people killed themselves due to the shame of being gay. When Zeus made man he put his shame up the bum, so if that bum is penetrated his shame is out.
#7 to #5 - anon
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********, Zeus didn't create mankind. Prometheus did and Athena gave them the breath of life.
#9 to #7 - schnizel ONLINE
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Does not change the fact that Zeus put shame up the bum.
#74 to #9 - anon
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this is also why the man/boy relationships were allowed, as long as there was no anal penetration.
#150 to #74 - schnizel ONLINE
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Well, if you love someone, it does not mean that you will **** them in the ass.
#188 to #150 - gaytard
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pew, i once said that i loved my mom and i have been worried ever sence.

thanks for clearing my mind schnizel
#75 to #74 - nustix
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I was about to say. Didn't all greek man have a little boy companion.
#170 to #75 - stalini ONLINE
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(05/09/2014) [-]
no
#174 to #7 - artyomthebadass
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I thought Zeus created them and Prometheus gave them free will?
#140 to #4 - zourch
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(05/09/2014) [-]
pairs of faggots
pairs of faggots
#169 to #4 - nicoquitemad
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What about the Spartan paederastia stuff? The whole relationship between teacher and pupil thing? en.wiktionary.org/wiki/paederastia
#59 to #4 - chryssis
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thats on a whole new level of holy rektage
#38 to #4 - starblood
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don't say faggets
#40 to #38 - ifightdragons
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faggets
#41 to #40 - starblood
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*cums loudly*
#3 - beren
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#24 to #3 - europe
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Please tell me it's at least a little photoshopped
#27 to #24 - blokrokker
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Just a bit airbrushed to make his skin smooth, but no, there's a few Arab dudes that were exiled from Saudi Arabia for being too goddamn handsome.
#28 to #27 - europe
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Yeah heard that but also heard that that was made up
#29 to #28 - blokrokker
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Either way, the dude exists and Squidward ain't got **** on him.
#30 to #29 - europe
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You sure?
#31 to #30 - blokrokker
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...maybe
#162 to #30 - popnotes
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Sir Squid delivers the nasty zweihander attack at 6 am
#207 to #28 - anon
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it is made up and unbelievable that people think this bs is true
#201 to #3 - weenieandthebutt
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Dammit, I'm an Arab, I've got a six-pack, I'm fairly fit yet, I'll never be as handsome as him.
#21 to #3 - lankyman
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That is one beautiful Arab.
#10 - RageRambo
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I think the real reason they didn't want gay in the military is that they didn't join to help the military, they joined to find other gay guys.
#70 to #10 - bobbysnobby
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#72 to #10 - PubLandlord
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Yeah i totally agree, it's easier and more romantic to find a partner in a war zone.

It's not like there are specific clubs for gay people, or websites for gay people to find each other, or even openly gay men.

The army is the only place you'll find an openly gay man who is also looking for another gay man

#81 to #10 - lankyman
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(05/08/2014) [-]
The Army could easily rack up recruits if they allowed homosexuals to join the military.
#12 to #10 - amusingusername ONLINE
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It's not like I'm an expert or anything but I think there are better places to find other gay guys...
#35 to #12 - sensitive
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implying you arent an expert
#58 to #35 - amusingusername ONLINE
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(05/08/2014) [-]
Shh! They can't know.
#114 to #12 - reginleif ONLINE
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inb4 navy jokes
#13 to #12 - RageRambo
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It's a numbers game. A large amount of men in close quarters... Some of them are bound to be gay.
#19 to #13 - anon
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(05/08/2014) [-]
Ah, yes. Why bother with gay bars and Grindr when I can just go and join the army?
#63 - lazaman
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(05/08/2014) [-]
I love all these other gay fags getting all butthurt.

Although, this isn't that funny, I don't find it offensive either.

>Mfw upity LGBT fags get up in my grill because I don't act like a jackass to defend other gay people.
***** I don't owe them ****.
#89 to #63 - myjeren
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"***** I don't owe them ****"

It's just the nice thing to do.
#93 to #89 - lazaman
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Not really.

If they get offended at such a dumb joke, then that is a personal problem.
I mean, I would pull a homophobe off a gay guy if he was beating him for no reason.
But then again, I would do that for anyone.
#118 to #93 - myjeren
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(05/09/2014) [-]
... Because that'd be a nice thing to do.
#100 to #89 - lazaman
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Guys don't thumb him down.
He has a point.
#160 to #63 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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Lol it's funny that you think gay guys give a **** what you think. What kind of a narcissist are you?
#212 to #160 - lazaman
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Well no, I'm gay too.
The point is that, other gay people expect me to throw myself into issues that don't even exist.
#98 to #63 - certifiedidiot
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(05/09/2014) [-]
It's hyperbole even, it's supposed to be satire of the Republican party whom most associate with the whole anti-homosexuality mantra.

Or am I misinterpreting the "Hysterical Right Wing Reason #373" bit?
#142 to #63 - thewulfman
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I've always thought this comic was supportive of gay rights by saying this is a stupid reason not to allow gays in the military.

So if any fags get butthurt then they're just ******* idiots.
#161 to #142 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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It's just a straw man to begin with so you can hardly give them credit for being "supportive of gay rights"
#128 to #63 - lonelybaloney
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2true   
It's too bad that it's attractive to be an activist.
2true
It's too bad that it's attractive to be an activist.
#203 to #128 - punishlife
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That ******* gif gets me everytime
#138 to #63 - muken
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I'm looking around trying to find the butthurt posts, and the only one that stands out to me is this one...
#79 - foelkera
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>Metal helmets
>Neon green track jackets
>No flag patches
>That's not even a rank insignia
>That's not even a division insignia
>Top-loading, belt fed machine gun
>Giving a machine gunner a spotter
>Giving a machine gunner a spotter wearing a ******* bright purple bandana right over his center of mass
>Wearing that bandana over that shirt (a true homosexual would never let his clothing clash)
#83 to #79 - tranminh
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its a comic
#85 to #83 - foelkera
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an inaccurate comic
#95 to #85 - kexio
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#191 to #95 - teegoogilycoffeeme
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Blood Red Shoes, right?
#194 to #191 - kexio
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what no?
#195 to #194 - teegoogilycoffeeme
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I was referring to the gif
#208 to #195 - kexio
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that's Hayley Williams man
that's Hayley Williams man
#217 to #208 - teegoogilycoffeeme
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Well I didn't know.
#86 to #85 - tranminh
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dis guiii
#87 to #86 - foelkera
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now dumping poodle puppy
#130 - lonelybaloney
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'LGBTBBQ'
#148 to #130 - anon
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"Ze-zy-zo-zum"

Dead
#147 to #130 - cormy
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Triggered by the colour teal?
That's just asking for a TL;DR
#202 to #130 - anoyingmos
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the **** is ze-zy-zo-zum? Are those even words?
#218 to #202 - lonelybaloney
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ZE ZY ZO ZUM
I smell the blood of a white male
#220 to #218 - anoyingmos
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#145 to #130 - thehumor
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#206 to #130 - graboidzero
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What worried me the most was that I typed in all of her labels in Google and it actually showed up with results that explain what they mean.

This type of **** actually EXISTS.

Never having looked it up, I always just assumed it was an Internet inside joke...
#219 to #206 - lonelybaloney
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Wanna see something even more filthy?

It's like they add a new letter every week.
lgbtqiapd...what the **** -_-
#20 - mattdoggy
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#39 to #20 - starblood
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I've never understood why straight guys don't enjoy being stared at by gay pervs
shouldn't they feel flattered?
#48 to #20 - webpage
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**webpage rolled image**
I am a soldier as well. And as ignorant as you sound, you are either infantry or a simply a disgrace to what we stand for. Or both.

Having someone gay in the army changes absolutely nothing. The only people that need to stay out are the people with irrational ill-intent. Like the huge problem with rape we have. Gay or straight has nothing to do with it.
#65 to #20 - samthediv
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> implying any guy will be attracted to you with that attitude.
Kek
Pic related.
#69 to #20 - wthree
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Why not only let gays in the military and let the problem sort itself out?
#34 to #20 - JwBread
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Just because you have a penis and a butthole, it doesn't mean every gay guy is going to want to be on it or in it, in the same sense that men don't want to have sex with every woman that they see.
#64 to #34 - anon
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Wait... we don't?
#36 to #20 - kanadetenshi
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That's a really stupid reason because hardly any gay person hardly acts like that. They aren't just going to sexually look at your dong just because they happen to like men, generally they really don't give a **** and look away out of respect.
#57 - yourmomismyhostage
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LGBTBBQ plz go
#62 to #57 - lazaman
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WHAT THE **** DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU CIS? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS THE TOP OF MY CLASS IN KILLING CIS SCUM ACADEMY, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED CHECKED PRIVILEGES.
YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF, YOU CIS!
#135 to #62 - snoopdoge
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go on
#88 to #62 - anon
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Que?
#68 - Hawke
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#90 - commanderbunbun
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i'm glad gays aren't allowed in the US army

if we ever have a draft, i'm going straight to the recruitment center and kissing the first man i see square on the lips.
#91 to #90 - anon
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Um why?
#97 to #91 - stonetomcat
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To let them think he's gay.
#94 to #90 - rapterjesus
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but they are allowed now.
#107 to #94 - sabium
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Sadly, this won't stop abuse from colleagues.