Homer Disproves God. Season 12, Episode 9. Because Skinner and Homer's necks deserve a break... but hes personally met God... several times
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#3 - mudkipfucker (08/12/2014) [-]
but hes personally met God...
several times
User avatar #44 to #3 - alphagex (08/13/2014) [-]
Kinda how brian met jesus alot of time and don't believe in him
#12 to #3 - nicobenp (08/13/2014) [-]
not enough evidence
not enough evidence
#24 to #12 - lecorbi (08/13/2014) [-]
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#4 to #3 - europe (08/12/2014) [-]
What if it was a figment of his imagination?
#5 - include (08/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #36 to #5 - tallzed (08/13/2014) [-]
That was a really good movie.
#9 to #5 - deckbox (08/12/2014) [-]
Simpsons Movie   
 more nodding, 			****		 anon and op    
 i'm sorry    
 i'm not sorry
Simpsons Movie
more nodding, **** anon and op
i'm sorry
i'm not sorry
User avatar #7 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
i did something like that once. i was baking cookies, but i put too many eggs in and started 9/11
#2 - fezzo (08/12/2014) [-]
The season and episode as mentioned by sorenlolz
#11 to #2 - manticore (08/13/2014) [-]
The episode and season number are in the description
#6 to #2 - eddymolly (08/12/2014) [-]
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#18 to #6 - Rascal (08/13/2014) [-]
oh my ******* sides
User avatar #15 to #6 - fallingidols ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
hmr pls
User avatar #68 to #6 - fezzo (08/13/2014) [-]
This is golden
#10 - deckbox (08/12/2014) [-]
HOMR  there is no rest for nodding
HOMR there is no rest for nodding
User avatar #38 - girguy (08/13/2014) [-]
if you've played simpsons hit and run, then you know the shortcuts to the church
#8 - Rascal (08/12/2014) [-]
Season 12 Episode 9 "HOMR"
Season 12 Episode 9 "HOMR"
#37 - konradkurze (08/13/2014) [-]
incoming *********
User avatar #56 - seras (08/13/2014) [-]
"the ways of the lord are mysterious"
Christians way of saying "I'm done thinking".
#13 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/13/2014) [-]
you 			*******		 losers are lonley and on fj cause you dont believe in god and you spent money on that 			******		 ninja turtle movie. 			****		 you people
you ******* losers are lonley and on fj cause you dont believe in god and you spent money on that ****** ninja turtle movie. **** you people
#27 to #13 - themassivefail (08/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, well. We're havin' fun.   
   
Grumpy git.
Yeah, well. We're havin' fun.

Grumpy git.
#33 to #27 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/13/2014) [-]
>having fun
>movie makes you wish you didnt spend money to see it

pick one
User avatar #35 to #33 - themassivefail (08/13/2014) [-]
>Grumpy git.
#52 to #35 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/13/2014) [-]
i am. the ninja turtles movie was so bad it killed my humanity. as feelthefeel mentioned theres a rant on the television board about it
User avatar #28 to #13 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/13/2014) [-]
Hey, I haven't had a chance to spend money on that ****** ninja turtles movie because it hasn't come out where I live yet.

I totally will when it does though...
#32 to #28 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/13/2014) [-]
theres literally a HD version on solarmovie right now
User avatar #39 to #32 - HonkIfIDriveWell (08/13/2014) [-]
But then I wouldn't be spending money on it...
#29 to #13 - apolloeighteen (08/13/2014) [-]
whats a lonley?
#45 to #13 - poutinesalad (08/13/2014) [-]
What is this? I dont even...

That sentence was like a roller coaster ride except noone wins, and i feel a little dirtier for reading it.
#50 to #45 - sytheris (08/13/2014) [-]
People win roller coaster rides? What?
User avatar #51 to #50 - poutinesalad (08/13/2014) [-]
shhh, it makes sense i swear. it has nothing at all to do with the thc I inhaled earlier.
User avatar #55 to #13 - Karibookiller (08/13/2014) [-]
Ill give to him that movie was really ****** though.
#61 to #55 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/13/2014) [-]
**** off i hate you more than these fools cause you gave the damn movie money. **** you you asshole you knew it was **** anyway but you still gave the money. now your opinion means **** . you already gave the money. do you think studios care about you now? no they dont. they got your money and are making a sequel ******* kill yourself asshole i hope you die
User avatar #64 to #61 - Karibookiller (08/13/2014) [-]
You talked back.
#65 to #64 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/13/2014) [-]
you sucked dick
User avatar #66 to #65 - Karibookiller (08/13/2014) [-]
Well, yeah, what kind of a faggot would I be if I didn't?
#67 to #66 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/13/2014) [-]
a faggot
User avatar #58 to #13 - helgheimftw (08/13/2014) [-]
and you are better than the lonly people on funnyjunk because what exactly ? i mean all you do is raging on funnyjunk since you probaly don't have a social life.
#59 to #13 - lookatmyhouseofwax (08/13/2014) [-]
**lookatmyhouseofwax rolled image** Successfull biat
User avatar #22 to #13 - feelythefeel (08/13/2014) [-]
Wow, you really are butthurt about the Ninja Turtles. I thought you were kidding in your /television post.
#23 to #22 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/13/2014) [-]
you read my tv post and thought i was kidding? **** you i wish you were dead
User avatar #26 to #23 - feelythefeel (08/13/2014) [-]
To be fair, I thought it was a really ****** joke.
#31 to #26 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/13/2014) [-]
no a ****** joke would be that ninja turtle movie. but theres a **** joke after this
There are two flies sitting on a pile of poop. When one fly farts, the other fly looks at him and says, “Hey do ya mind? I’m eating here!”
User avatar #41 to #13 - dandamanzx ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Ninja Turtles wasn't THAT bad
#62 to #41 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/13/2014) [-]
[small]splinter learned ninjitsu from a disgarded ninjitsu book in the sewersmall]

splinter learned ninjitsu from a disgarded ninjitsu book in the sewer

splinter learned ninjitsu from a disgarded ninjitsu book in the sewerbig]

splinter learned ninjitsu from a disgarded ninjitsu book in the sewer[big]
#57 to #13 - megayoming (08/13/2014) [-]
I have spent my entire life looking for something so mystical that you would never understand. I found it and it was glorious the object of an entire lifetime was boiled down to a mere twinkle of hope that was soon snatched away.   
   
you seam to have found my repressive gift that was for humanity. it was to hold down the screaming idiots of the world with all this power you could save humanity. but here i find you master baiting with all the cumming and goings of a prepubescent boy finding what the word Pron really means.   
   
"You found my one 			****		 to give." ~Megayoming
I have spent my entire life looking for something so mystical that you would never understand. I found it and it was glorious the object of an entire lifetime was boiled down to a mere twinkle of hope that was soon snatched away.

you seam to have found my repressive gift that was for humanity. it was to hold down the screaming idiots of the world with all this power you could save humanity. but here i find you master baiting with all the cumming and goings of a prepubescent boy finding what the word Pron really means.

"You found my one **** to give." ~Megayoming
#40 to #13 - styxenstones (08/13/2014) [-]
Look at all the 			*****		 I give!
Look at all the ***** I give!
#14 - Rascal (08/13/2014) [-]
Except didn't a Mac computer prove that there could be a God?
User avatar #16 to #14 - choobe ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
How would that work?
User avatar #30 to #16 - shadownigga ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
It was running, wasn't it?
User avatar #17 to #16 - ohhh (08/13/2014) [-]
It wouldn't.
#1 - puggles (08/12/2014) [-]
but i found this.

clear proof of god.
User avatar #60 to #1 - puggles (08/13/2014) [-]
wow. wonder if managed to piss of the jesus types by my impiety or the atheists by even jokingly implying that there might be proof of god.
User avatar #46 - gayobliteratorhere (08/13/2014) [-]
They found it there is god but it's not what you think
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