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User avatar #4 - DivineInfinity ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
"Control, this is Flight A-591, someone is aiming a laser on us"
"Copy that, is he trying to blind you?"
"No you don't understand, we've got a hull breach from front to tail"
#270 to #4 - hamplanet (06/09/2015) [-]
It has 40W. It's a rather weak laser for that purpose.
User avatar #259 to #4 - shadowrated (06/09/2015) [-]
jokexplain

is this a star trek joke?
#272 to #259 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
People think it's funny to shine high powered laser pointers at airplanes, potentially blinding the pilots (most windshields on airplanes are Plexiglas and the entire thing fills with light) It's just a joke that instead of blinding the pilots, the laser is actually melting the plane.
#299 to #272 - anon (12/01/2015) [-]
If someone can hit the planes windshield from UNDERNEATH the plane from almost a mile and half away, that person needs a frickin award
User avatar #283 to #272 - shadowrated (06/09/2015) [-]
oh i see
User avatar #230 to #4 - markthemarksman (06/09/2015) [-]
I like your profile picture
#1 - crocodilelord ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
Imagine bringing that to a rave
Imagine bringing that to a rave
User avatar #136 to #1 - coronus (06/09/2015) [-]


I'm imagining ... something like this!
#165 to #1 - bigdeathw (06/09/2015) [-]
well it would be like
But for everyone
#102 to #1 - lastweek (06/08/2015) [-]
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#12 to #1 - Azacu (06/08/2015) [-]
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#10 to #5 - anon (06/08/2015) [-]
10/10 WOULD PARTY HARD.
#15 - hueman (06/08/2015) [-]
So it begins
#111 to #15 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Ironically those are ballistic weapons. "Slug-Throwers" I believe...
#120 to #111 - alexandervascus (06/09/2015) [-]
That is most assuredly a Kantrael M36 Lasrifle standard rifle for Cadian Shock Troopers and not a ballistic weapon in the foreground.  An Autogun would look nothing like those, a Slugthrower is a wide term of ballistic firing weapons in general. Autoguns, Shotguns, Stubbers, Heavy Stubbers, Autocannon and various Greenskin and Kroot  xeno-tech heresy would all be filed under "Slug thrower".  Autoguns have all been eliminated from use by the Astra Militarum , most users of Autoguns are renegades or black market goons, and some Rogue Trader  personal retinues.   
   
The only slug firing weapon still in use by the Imperium are Shotguns by the Adeptus Arbites as well as various patterns in use by the  Adeptus Astartes Initiates and Neophytes. Sniper Rifles also used by scouts and also  including the Exitus Rifle of the Vindicare Temple, Hawkeye Pistol, and the Heavy Stubber used on various Imperial tanks or entrenched tri-pod positions.   
   
Picture semi-relevant, it's a .50 cal or 12.7mm  like the Heavy Stubber
That is most assuredly a Kantrael M36 Lasrifle standard rifle for Cadian Shock Troopers and not a ballistic weapon in the foreground. An Autogun would look nothing like those, a Slugthrower is a wide term of ballistic firing weapons in general. Autoguns, Shotguns, Stubbers, Heavy Stubbers, Autocannon and various Greenskin and Kroot xeno-tech heresy would all be filed under "Slug thrower". Autoguns have all been eliminated from use by the Astra Militarum , most users of Autoguns are renegades or black market goons, and some Rogue Trader personal retinues.

The only slug firing weapon still in use by the Imperium are Shotguns by the Adeptus Arbites as well as various patterns in use by the Adeptus Astartes Initiates and Neophytes. Sniper Rifles also used by scouts and also including the Exitus Rifle of the Vindicare Temple, Hawkeye Pistol, and the Heavy Stubber used on various Imperial tanks or entrenched tri-pod positions.

Picture semi-relevant, it's a .50 cal or 12.7mm like the Heavy Stubber
#285 to #120 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]

"The only slug firing weapon still in use by the Imperium are..."

goes on to list 4 types of firearm each with "various" sub sets.

this made me kek anyway. 1 / 400 would kek again.
User avatar #290 to #285 - alexandervascus (06/09/2015) [-]
Considering how many Imperial Worlds there are, those I listed are an extreme minority in usage. Astartes scouts generally just use Bolters for example, and Space Marines like the scouts or not are still outnumbered by the countless amounts of men in the Astra Militarium as the Imperial Guard or militias. Threre's millions of lasguns for every slug thrower in the Imperium. Auto guns are nonexistent but some shotguns and sniper rifles are used. None of which are in usage by the guard. Only auto cannons and heavy stunners.
User avatar #291 to #290 - alexandervascus (06/09/2015) [-]
Stubbers*
#229 to #120 - stubber ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Calling for duty
User avatar #17 to #15 - deadmice (06/08/2015) [-]
Fear the angry flashlights
User avatar #19 to #15 - melwach (06/08/2015) [-]
It seems that Las-rifle stopping power hasn't changed over the millenia...
User avatar #223 to #19 - krasnogvardiech (06/09/2015) [-]
It has, though. Power output and focus, has changed massively. The lasers you see is the air ionizing from the heat of the weapon, for the Emperor's sake.
User avatar #11 - komandantmirkoo (06/08/2015) [-]
he needs to add some kind of audio device so it hums. because this looks like it needs to hum
#131 to #11 - klldarkness (06/09/2015) [-]
I...have never agreed with something more... >.>
User avatar #227 to #11 - kcherino (06/09/2015) [-]
It needs the sound from that laser gun from goldeneye
#146 to #11 - frijoles (06/09/2015) [-]
i was thinking more like make the laser pulse and add a "pew pew" sound
User avatar #169 to #11 - createdjustnow ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
but he added the moth
User avatar #62 to #11 - becauseoprahsaidso (06/08/2015) [-]
you're supposed to hum as you melt off your enemy's flesh
User avatar #52 - greatgreywolfsif (06/08/2015) [-]
We're getting closer...
#249 to #52 - kingultra ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Actually, we have militarized lasers. You haven't heard about it because nobody seems to care.

Here are some details about it
www.onr.navy.mil/Media-Center/Press-Releases/2014/LaWS-shipboard-laser-uss-ponce.aspx


And here is a video with obnoxious music showcasing it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0DbgNju2wE
#286 to #249 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
well its nice to know that somebody on here is at least somewhat up to date on our modern technology.
User avatar #72 to #53 - quoterox ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
Fallout 4 for the Oculus confirmed.
#118 to #72 - innocentbabies (06/09/2015) [-]
Fallout 4 for the Oculus real life confirmed.
User avatar #239 to #118 - Zyklone (06/09/2015) [-]
get ready..

its about to happen
#240 to #53 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
Thats a laser rifle, not a laser shotgun. posting as anon as i'm on a diffrent computor
User avatar #292 to #240 - greatgreywolfsif (06/09/2015) [-]
You do realize that I was mentioning a laser rifle, right?
Not a ******* shotgun.
I meant we were gonna have a laser rifle in the future, I didn't mention **** about a shotgun.
User avatar #48 - mutzaki (06/08/2015) [-]
Clearly fake, as it doesn't even produce typical laser gun noises.
#6 - loganmadder ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
We live in a time where the ATF will soon have to regulate laser weapons
We live in a time where the ATF will soon have to regulate laser weapons
User avatar #257 to #6 - twofreegerbils (06/09/2015) [-]
Actually, the FDA regulates lasers.
#288 to #257 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
well i'll be darnd. google says its true.
#287 to #257 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
the food and drug administration ? really ?
#185 to #6 - cabbagemayhem (06/09/2015) [-]
You're right. What horrible things might happen if they don't? Civilians might ask for even more rights!
#172 to #6 - funpunk ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
But since that hasn't happened yet, I'm extremely disappointed that the guy didn't provide instructions for making your own.
#226 to #172 - flyingcube ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
>Get 10x4w blue ray diodes
>Wire them properly to a lithium battery
>Use a magnifying glass to focus
>????
>Profit $
User avatar #61 to #6 - roguekek (06/08/2015) [-]
then theyre going to have to change their names, because that aint a ******* firearm.
User avatar #79 to #61 - donbionicle (06/08/2015) [-]
The ATW? Alcohol, Tobacco and Weaponry.
You could argue that is an arm which causes fire, though.
#97 to #79 - hopporto (06/08/2015) [-]
no THIS is an arm that causes fire.
#218 to #97 - lexoheight (06/09/2015) [-]
Is this from I Am Number Four?
User avatar #241 to #218 - hopporto (06/09/2015) [-]
>>#231, I have no ******* clue i just searched for arm on fire on google images so i could make a funny.
User avatar #242 to #241 - bleachcraze (06/09/2015) [-]
Cue twilight zone music.
User avatar #231 to #218 - bleachcraze (06/09/2015) [-]
Leaving a comment Cause I would really like to know where this image is from
#88 to #6 - swonnr (06/08/2015) [-]
"That rifle is over the 400w limit"
"What? It's barely 4v!"
"Not if you short-circuit this control board by making these two wires touch, unloading the whole capacitor bank in a single shot."
"Well you're not supposed to pull them."
"And why are you wearing rubber gloves then?"
"... protection."

Oh boy, dis gon be gud.
#7 to #6 - anon (06/08/2015) [-]
I'd like to see them try.
#2 - psychadelicace (06/08/2015) [-]
I was expecting a typical beam but **** me i was not prepared for the raw power
User avatar #256 to #2 - twofreegerbils (06/09/2015) [-]
>pops a balloon
RAW POWER
#24 - majordegree ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
These colors. Insta hotline miami filter
#16 - botofdoom (06/08/2015) [-]
"One of the most powerful weapons of war ever created. Known to take out some ships in a single blast."

source is faster than light
User avatar #92 to #16 - fasterthanlight (06/08/2015) [-]
Aye matey it is true.
User avatar #18 to #16 - electronicbacon ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
Was just playing that 5 mins ago.
DA-SR 12 best ship
User avatar #200 to #18 - arsenalthegunners (06/09/2015) [-]
***** get the ****** flak combo with the flak arty ship, that **** is so scary when you get 3 flak guns (if u are SUPER lucky) and pre-loader thingy that lets u shoot as soon as u start
. Got that **** ONCE, I became god
User avatar #236 to #200 - electronicbacon ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
Try 2 or more Swarm missles.
Charging up both of them fully and releasing them against an enemy will wreck anything in your path.
#70 - tomtomvdp ONLINE (06/08/2015) [-]
"We are going to confiscate that"
User avatar #117 to #70 - scowler (06/09/2015) [-]
Five words: From. My. Cold. Dead. Hands.
#152 - leonhardt (06/09/2015) [-]
The US military is struggling to get a railgun to work and this ***** straight up builds a laser rifle in his garage.
#193 to #152 - doublepzk (06/09/2015) [-]
That thing takes time to pop a ballon, the US has built railguns that can launch a 3+ kg projectile at over 1000meters/sec which can hit a target with relative accuracy 100 miles away.
User avatar #158 to #152 - wutangswords (06/09/2015) [-]
It's already been created and fired and works fine, even heard it fired in person...FUKKEN CRAZY!!!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lFCTzIGYeMk
User avatar #177 to #158 - gladiuss (06/09/2015) [-]
Our military already has effective laser weaponry. The FEL described in this 6 year old video is already begiinning deployment.

www.youtube.com/watch?t=26&v=fWdGkb7r1iA
#179 to #177 - wutangswords (06/09/2015) [-]
Ok I don't see how that's relevant to the railgun but sure thing, go lasers
Ok I don't see how that's relevant to the railgun but sure thing, go lasers
#180 to #179 - gladiuss (06/09/2015) [-]
Was supposed to be on Gojira's post. oops...
#82 - isolovegames (06/08/2015) [-]
What if... we're the Covenant?
User avatar #115 to #82 - scowler (06/09/2015) [-]
That's plasma.
User avatar #148 to #82 - katothepotato (06/09/2015) [-]
Well slap my ass and call me Yayap. I'm my own worse enemy.
User avatar #13 - sumerfag (06/08/2015) [-]
Fallout 4 is looking great
#133 - ijieck ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
yeah i remember they had it on kids next door
#60 - roguekek (06/08/2015) [-]
Thats not a laser, thats a ******* death ray holy **** .
#176 to #60 - nicktrue (06/09/2015) [-]
Dood, the death beam was real
#162 to #60 - anon (06/09/2015) [-]
NIkola Tesla would be proud.
#154 to #60 - scandalouszander (06/09/2015) [-]
here use this one
#21 - scorescythe (06/08/2015) [-]
Welcome to the future ************
#161 - dudewitharake (06/09/2015) [-]
someday my prince will come
#168 - bahtzee (06/09/2015) [-]
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