Hmmm, you look familiar..... .. Ya, he looks like Gord the Nord herman the german
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User avatar #3 - rottingcarcass (01/14/2014) [-]
and the sequal "The lusty argonian maid: a hero will Rise"
User avatar #8 to #3 - huffe ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
i had never heard of, or seen this book ingame until a few weeks ago, so i always thought it was just some weird fan-fic. but then, on a stream last week, the guy picked the book up and read it for us. it was one of the best streams ever
User avatar #12 to #3 - theonewhoderps (01/14/2014) [-]
What actually happens in that book, I don't read the books in the game unless they involve quests or a free level.
User avatar #22 to #12 - AbsentMinded (01/14/2014) [-]
Just a little spear polishing.
#88 to #22 - theonewhoderps (01/15/2014) [-]
That's Disgusting Hot
That's Disgusting Hot
User avatar #14 to #12 - instakill (01/14/2014) [-]
imagine an erotic novel where all the sex scenes are poorly removed and changed around to make it seem like they aren't there
User avatar #16 to #15 - instakill (01/14/2014) [-]
yeah, though I believe that if its not already out someone is working on editing the book so that it's in its full
User avatar #19 to #16 - savirleo (01/14/2014) [-]
www.mediafire.com/download/edw24w1f9vc8fg4/Oblivion+book.rar
The books from Murrowind and Oblivion. The Lusty Argonion Maid should be in there
User avatar #23 to #19 - instakill (01/14/2014) [-]
I was more talking about a mod for the game
#2 - daxto (01/14/2014) [-]
Ya, he looks like Gord the Nord
User avatar #52 to #2 - strelokkk (01/14/2014) [-]
Dumbleton the Breton
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User avatar #63 to #2 - pianoz (01/14/2014) [-]
allah the alki'r... warrior
#67 to #2 - John Cena (01/14/2014) [-]
Ralph the elf?
User avatar #35 to #2 - harbingerwolf (01/14/2014) [-]
Tarflorian teh Argonian.
User avatar #48 to #35 - guanyu (01/14/2014) [-]
J'veriit the khajiit
#53 to #48 - John Cena (01/14/2014) [-]
tyrone the redguard?
User avatar #61 to #53 - Nastycold (01/14/2014) [-]
Homer the bosmer.
User avatar #89 to #61 - spermanentthreat (01/15/2014) [-]
Carl the Jarl, come on guys
User avatar #17 to #2 - mitdwit (01/14/2014) [-]
Definitely Rorick the Orc.
User avatar #24 to #2 - trisketthebiskit (01/14/2014) [-]
or Daltmir the Altmer
User avatar #7 to #2 - spermanentthreat (01/14/2014) [-]
I think he looks more like Joakim the Dovahkiin.
#6 - John Cena (01/14/2014) [-]
Great. Someone's making a movie about their skyrim character.
It's going to be a 3 hour movie about a guy in animal skin, rummaging around houses for sweetrolls.
#9 to #6 - jaguarjam (01/14/2014) [-]
And the buckets...oh god the buckets!
User avatar #26 to #6 - commontroll (01/14/2014) [-]
Don't forget them making iron daggers for twelve hours, then suddenly being able to make dragon bone armor.
#33 to #6 - nelflover (01/14/2014) [-]
The critics will be all like:    
   
10/10 like Far Cry 2 without guns
The critics will be all like:

10/10 like Far Cry 2 without guns
#74 to #33 - John Cena (01/14/2014) [-]
more like borderlands 2 without guns. **** yeah.
#20 to #6 - rothingham (01/14/2014) [-]
Make sure you see the prequel, which is actually a 10 hour documentary of the main character's plastic surgery.
#28 - John Cena (01/14/2014) [-]
Herman the German sounds like the Moon Moon of Dragonborns
User avatar #36 to #28 - harbingerwolf (01/14/2014) [-]
Plot twist: He's also a werewolf.
User avatar #34 to #28 - mion (01/14/2014) [-]
Herman the German was actually called Arminius and has beaten 3 Roman Legions under Varus at the Teutenberger Forest (whatever that's called in English).
Source:
History lesson.
#50 to #34 - John Cena (01/14/2014) [-]
Teutonhill?
User avatar #77 to #50 - mion (01/14/2014) [-]
might be, don't know, don't want to rely on Translationsites on this one.
#57 - theseustheminotaur (01/14/2014) [-]
Way better movie than Hugh the Jew
User avatar #42 - dafuckisthishit (01/14/2014) [-]
Sequels include

Tish the British

Tap the Jap

Hench the French

Hamish the spanish

User avatar #72 to #42 - garymuthafuknoak (01/14/2014) [-]
they could have at least been names
#90 to #72 - dafuckisthishit (01/15/2014) [-]
tish and hamish are actual names
tish and hamish are actual names
#47 to #42 - pulluspardus (01/14/2014) [-]
Kebab the Kurd
User avatar #73 to #42 - nnightfire (01/14/2014) [-]
Butchman the Dutchman
#49 to #42 - guanyu (01/14/2014) [-]
>Tap the Jap
User avatar #65 to #49 - whycanticaps (01/14/2014) [-]
Miss Hitomi Tanaka


you are welcome
#66 to #65 - guanyu (01/14/2014) [-]
I already knew that information. Funfact: She has a black belt in karate.
User avatar #68 to #66 - wigglezxd (01/14/2014) [-]
Am I the only one that thinks that'd be hella fun to watch?
That woman + karate..
User avatar #76 - howunexpected (01/14/2014) [-]
Sequels- Johnny the Commie
Hoviet the Soviet
Lexican the Mexican
Darren the American
and Trish the English (woman)
User avatar #31 - everyziggy (01/14/2014) [-]
That is the exact picture from Skyrim but Herman the German is a nickname for the German chieftain Arminius who defeated 3 Roman legions under the command of general Varus at the Battle of Teutoberg Forest. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arminius
#5 - quantumsalad (01/14/2014) [-]
anyone else think there should be a movie or miniseries based in the ES universe
User avatar #18 to #5 - thewaronbeingcool (01/14/2014) [-]
It'd be a better use of money than the ****** MMO they're making at least.
#39 to #18 - John Cena (01/14/2014) [-]
It's licensed, and it's pretty good.
User avatar #13 to #5 - instakill (01/14/2014) [-]
read the books
User avatar #51 to #13 - rockamekishiko (01/14/2014) [-]
in-game books? or is there actual TES lore books
User avatar #56 to #51 - instakill (01/14/2014) [-]
the lore books, jesus is it that rare to know about them?
User avatar #58 to #56 - rockamekishiko (01/14/2014) [-]
idk. everything i've ever read from TES is from the wikia
User avatar #59 to #58 - instakill (01/14/2014) [-]
they have actual books that explain many things like that the elder scrolls takes place on a planet in another universe
User avatar #55 to #51 - persevs (01/14/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Infernal_City Apparently there's a couple of novels from TES universe.
#32 to #13 - fuckyosixtyminutes (01/14/2014) [-]
What's a book
#60 - mayoroftownsville (01/14/2014) [-]
Herman the German was a translator of Arabic to Latin in the 13th Century...

His Latin name was Hermannus Alemannus
#1 - eurotrash (01/13/2014) [-]
the next holywood crap !
#41 - DeeJayBee (01/14/2014) [-]
'what film am I in?'
User avatar #81 - BowChickaBowWow (01/14/2014) [-]
>Herman the German
First thing I thought of.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermann_Heights_Monument
User avatar #78 - fagnut ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Does anyone know of skyrim mods that are for ******* around n stuff?
User avatar #80 to #78 - seras ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
******* around: Sexlab. You need other mods for that, because it's only the resources. Try SexoutBreeders or **** like that.
And yes, I know that that was not what you ment with " ******* around".
User avatar #82 to #80 - fagnut ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
ooo sexlab whats it about
User avatar #83 to #82 - seras ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Exactly what it sounds like. It is a recource container with sexual poses and other highly explicit content. Still a little buggy. You need aditional mods loaded with sexlab resources for the mod to do anything. Depending on the mod you install you get complete quests, you can engage in prostitution, rape, or just ******* for the heck of it.
You need to login to view this link
click on downloads, then Skyrim on the left side. Loverlab should be a pinned entry. I don't think you need an account for downloading, however it is free, and you can follow content with an account, so you know when something changed.
User avatar #84 to #83 - fagnut ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Will check that out ! Anything else? Besides the kinky?
User avatar #85 to #84 - seras ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Don't know, have you looked around the skyrim nexus? Loverslab is almost completely centered around **** mods.
User avatar #86 to #85 - fagnut ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
No ill have to check it out then
User avatar #87 to #86 - seras ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
There is an entire gallery of mods making skyrim more emersive, like adding sickness, hunger, thirst into the game. Oh, and download the Nexus modmanager when using multiple mods, it works wonders.
#71 - John Cena (01/14/2014) [-]
nice rip from reddit
#69 - fabulousness (01/14/2014) [-]
Herman the ****** german?
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User avatar #40 - nimithecat (01/14/2014) [-]
FAAAAAKE!
#30 - jeppetp (01/14/2014) [-]
But... This picture, where's it from? It's the exact same picture that was used for skyrim..
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