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#2 - liamdurf ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
"The dwarves will know how pretty I am as well."
"The dwarves will know how pretty I am as well."
#3 to #2 - SILENCEnight (02/03/2014) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at (untitled) ** Oh god xD
#33 to #2 - secretmouse (02/03/2014) [-]
I've never seen the full version, only the 'NGNGNGNGNYEH. Wtf?' bit.   
   
This genuinely made me laugh.  You deserve each and every one of those green thumbs, mate.
I've never seen the full version, only the 'NGNGNGNGNYEH. Wtf?' bit.

This genuinely made me laugh. You deserve each and every one of those green thumbs, mate.
#35 to #33 - liamdurf ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Thanks, mate!
#39 to #33 - kasperoster (02/03/2014) [-]
This one
This one
#40 to #39 - secretmouse (02/03/2014) [-]
That's the one.
That's the one.
#4 to #2 - deadlydong (02/03/2014) [-]
every time i see this i tear up from laughter
every time i see this i tear up from laughter
#21 - bigredthunder (02/03/2014) [-]
and then...
and then...
#10 - daad (02/03/2014) [-]
random bilbo
random bilbo
#65 to #10 - graenko (02/03/2014) [-]
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#14 to #10 - azathoth (02/03/2014) [-]
More random bilbo
More random bilbo
#17 to #14 - anon (02/03/2014) [-]
oh lord someone find the gay buttsex scene from that movie in gif form
#25 to #10 - fistpump (02/03/2014) [-]
here you go
here you go
User avatar #51 to #25 - tiredofthis (02/03/2014) [-]
I get the feeling Martin Freeman has some issue with the cameraman....
#55 to #51 - iknowafatguy (02/03/2014) [-]
pretty sure its just him having fun lol i mean it took for ******* ever to finish the movies soooo they got bored alot.

when he wasnt flipping off the camera he was playing ping pong and kicking all the other casts asses
#15 - areyouhammeredbro (02/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #19 - stealingbikes (02/03/2014) [-]
Holy nostalgia
User avatar #48 to #47 - alphagex (02/03/2014) [-]
wait u actually watched that crap?
#49 to #48 - stealingbikes (02/03/2014) [-]
Dude I was like 8 or 9 when it was on
User avatar #50 to #49 - alphagex (02/03/2014) [-]
i heard the review by nostalgia critic..it did not seem that good or maybe is just me Excuse me, Princess! here is a list of link saying well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess

also i never played zelda.. like the sound that link make like hyink hyink hyink or something like that can u give me the link of it..cuz u know the meme of fry that says shut up and take my money sombody did the link version of it...and he kept saying hyak hyak...like where does link say hyak hyak?
User avatar #20 - alphagex (02/03/2014) [-]
Orlando Bloom "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard" Live enjoy
User avatar #26 to #20 - perform (02/03/2014) [-]
Have not laughed like that in well over a month.
#27 to #26 - alphagex (02/03/2014) [-]
I am glad i can bring laughter, is not what i wear that defines me is who iam under..something like that i suggest watcing cr1tikal aka penguiz0 channel on youtube that guy would make u piss ure pants or shorts or the floor idk what u wearing
I am glad i can bring laughter, is not what i wear that defines me is who iam under..something like that i suggest watcing cr1tikal aka penguiz0 channel on youtube that guy would make u piss ure pants or shorts or the floor idk what u wearing
#57 to #27 - billybloody (02/03/2014) [-]
You're invited to the super-secret-Tommy-Wiseau-appreciation-club because I love you
You're invited to the super-secret-Tommy-Wiseau-appreciation-club because I love you
User avatar #58 to #57 - alphagex (02/03/2014) [-]
plot twist I am tommy wissaus THE ROOM ANIMATED: YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA here first very funny video of the room animated and here second 1 The Room Animated - You're Tearing Me Apart! The Room Animated - Oh Hi Mark! i throw in a extra cuz i love u (yes homo)

so how do i join the club?
#60 to #58 - billybloody (02/03/2014) [-]
Tommy I had no idea it was you. And you made me some films too... Wow. I'm honoured (no homo Tomtom I'm of Lisa's kind) .   
   
To join the club you must tell me what kind of drugs Denny is taking and what kind of money he used to get them.
Tommy I had no idea it was you. And you made me some films too... Wow. I'm honoured (no homo Tomtom I'm of Lisa's kind) .

To join the club you must tell me what kind of drugs Denny is taking and what kind of money he used to get them.
#61 to #60 - alphagex (02/03/2014) [-]
hey man i was on some pretty hardcore drug myself when i made the movie, and i always wear sunglasses to hide my blood shot eyes and the spoons in my movie is genious it represent the world economy

denny likes to watch me and lisa having sex but only if he did his homework first and if i remeber i think it was mariwanna cuz in my country transyvelnia usa weed is the most harcore drug ever and the only way to use is to inject yourself with it i think that is it

also the room you must watch 100 time my movie to understand the greatness of it, also can u post all of my gifs there i want to add them to my collection,and alot of people love my movie

I am 100% american can't you tell by my american accent, also the doggie is my favorite customer and i do anything for my princess even if she tear me apart

i also like to have sex with her bellybutton and her red dress
#63 to #61 - billybloody (02/03/2014) [-]
Yeah sure but it's all good because you don't drink... Even if it scotchka tastes really good. And yes, the spoons are definitely a solid and coherent metaphor for the industrial revolution and the state of the economy, i'm so glad you cleared that up.   
   
Mark and Denny are in to some pretty hardcore 			****		... You must get worried about all the mariwana injections... It's a real shame they don't stick to the milder stuff like you, playing it safe with cocaine and shrooms and bleach.   
   
ANYTHING FOR YOU MY LORD.   
   
God bless you and your all-American purity.    
   
 P.S I'm secretly the flower shop lady please 			****		 me in the bellybutton i've always loved the way you storm in to my store with your sexy all-american accent for 20 seconds and  pet my dog
Yeah sure but it's all good because you don't drink... Even if it scotchka tastes really good. And yes, the spoons are definitely a solid and coherent metaphor for the industrial revolution and the state of the economy, i'm so glad you cleared that up.

Mark and Denny are in to some pretty hardcore **** ... You must get worried about all the mariwana injections... It's a real shame they don't stick to the milder stuff like you, playing it safe with cocaine and shrooms and bleach.

ANYTHING FOR YOU MY LORD.

God bless you and your all-American purity.

P.S I'm secretly the flower shop lady please **** me in the bellybutton i've always loved the way you storm in to my store with your sexy all-american accent for 20 seconds and pet my dog
#66 to #63 - alphagex (02/03/2014) [-]
oh god i can't 			******		 breathe...you litteraly left me breathless i haven't laughed this much since the year 200AD  when juda was like to jesus ''well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess'' but nvm about my time travels   
   
that deserve thumbs cuz is rly funny and 			*******		 womens in the bellybutton is the way i mean what kinda weirdo would 			****		 them in the vagina...that just freaks who do that beellybutton is where baby come from   
   
also i must implore you gooby please be my friend on tumblr i mean funnyjunk cuz we could discuss about me tommy pissaux i mean wissaus and stuff and that made me laugh alot   
   
and iam not just saying to be my friend just cuz ure of the opposite sex i got 3 or 4 female friends is cuz ure rly funny   
   
Join me and togethere we can rule  the galaxy as father and...son iam ure mother   
   
not but seriously if u accept it be kewl   
   
also check this guy who review my movie     even if u watched it re watch it ...is goood he dont get the 			********		 complexcity of my movie the room is about life and bellybutton sex and denny who like to watch  people having sex   
   
also in my movie...when lisa mom says i have breast cancer and she is like ''okay'' it means that cancer is not big deal..what is a big deal is to be part of my movie   
   
and this is my fav scence of the movie...when i say she is tearing me apart
oh god i can't ****** breathe...you litteraly left me breathless i haven't laughed this much since the year 200AD when juda was like to jesus ''well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess'' but nvm about my time travels

that deserve thumbs cuz is rly funny and ******* womens in the bellybutton is the way i mean what kinda weirdo would **** them in the vagina...that just freaks who do that beellybutton is where baby come from

also i must implore you gooby please be my friend on tumblr i mean funnyjunk cuz we could discuss about me tommy pissaux i mean wissaus and stuff and that made me laugh alot

and iam not just saying to be my friend just cuz ure of the opposite sex i got 3 or 4 female friends is cuz ure rly funny

Join me and togethere we can rule the galaxy as father and...son iam ure mother

not but seriously if u accept it be kewl

also check this guy who review my movie Nostalgia Critic - The Room even if u watched it re watch it ...is goood he dont get the ******** complexcity of my movie the room is about life and bellybutton sex and denny who like to watch people having sex

also in my movie...when lisa mom says i have breast cancer and she is like ''okay'' it means that cancer is not big deal..what is a big deal is to be part of my movie

and this is my fav scence of the movie...when i say she is tearing me apart
#73 to #66 - billybloody (02/04/2014) [-]
Holy 			****		 same that was some good Room-talk, it's so nice to talk to another fan because we're rare little gems haah?   
Oh God stop please my sides it's too much Johnny for me to handle, and I can handle a lot of Johnny.   
Room friends 9eva omg yes   
Oh thanks Johnny I'm gonna watch that right just now   
You're my financial security   
   
Btw I thought you should know the doctors called; I definitely have breast cancer.   
   
gif unrelated... His face is just hilarious
Holy **** same that was some good Room-talk, it's so nice to talk to another fan because we're rare little gems haah?
Oh God stop please my sides it's too much Johnny for me to handle, and I can handle a lot of Johnny.
Room friends 9eva omg yes
Oh thanks Johnny I'm gonna watch that right just now
You're my financial security

Btw I thought you should know the doctors called; I definitely have breast cancer.

gif unrelated... His face is just hilarious
#74 to #73 - alphagex (02/04/2014) [-]
i love u so much u have to be my funnyjunk wife please i do anything for it ure one of the funniest funnyjunker i seen, and we could roleplay as tommy and lisa that would be funny i mean iam already tommy in real life but u could play as lisa..just dont act 2 much cuz.. u need to act 			******		 if u act good then that not part of the room   
   
also soory for ure breast cancer but dont worry everything would be okay   
did u know i tommy adopted denny i said it once in my interview who doesnt want to adopt a kid that like to watch his step parents have sex? and please lets discuss the room everyday and cyber role play sex like the movie the room   
   
i give u red dress and red flower and i wont get the promotion, ok i go play footbal with mark let me grab my finest tux   
   
also did u see my very perfect imitation of chicken cheep cheep cheep 			**********
i love u so much u have to be my funnyjunk wife please i do anything for it ure one of the funniest funnyjunker i seen, and we could roleplay as tommy and lisa that would be funny i mean iam already tommy in real life but u could play as lisa..just dont act 2 much cuz.. u need to act ****** if u act good then that not part of the room

also soory for ure breast cancer but dont worry everything would be okay
did u know i tommy adopted denny i said it once in my interview who doesnt want to adopt a kid that like to watch his step parents have sex? and please lets discuss the room everyday and cyber role play sex like the movie the room

i give u red dress and red flower and i wont get the promotion, ok i go play footbal with mark let me grab my finest tux

also did u see my very perfect imitation of chicken cheep cheep cheep **********
#75 to #74 - billybloody (02/04/2014) [-]
Yes i'll be your tumblr funnyjunk wife and thank you so much omg    
haha oh god yes that's awesome   
   
tell me tommy are you serious? Are you sure you can love a girl with breast cancer  that will miraculously disappear any second now ?   
Oh God you're so good to Denny, your son/friend/stalker.    
Yes. Just yes.   
the references are becoming unbearable omg it's too much it's too funny    
Aha yes cheeeeep cheep cheep cheep cheep like a leetle cheekn very good
Yes i'll be your tumblr funnyjunk wife and thank you so much omg
haha oh god yes that's awesome

tell me tommy are you serious? Are you sure you can love a girl with breast cancer that will miraculously disappear any second now ?
Oh God you're so good to Denny, your son/friend/stalker.
Yes. Just yes.
the references are becoming unbearable omg it's too much it's too funny
Aha yes cheeeeep cheep cheep cheep cheep like a leetle cheekn very good
#76 to #75 - alphagex (02/04/2014) [-]
I am  so close pissing my pants well iam not wearing any but u know what i mean oh god.. how the hell sombody as funny as u is not like level 400 or something ure more funnier then jesus and wezus combined oh god...   
   
and breast cancer is such a story mark as matter of fact anything bad happen to anybody is such story, and u can see in this gif my awesome chip cheep choclate chips cookie imitation of chicken   
   
i assure u iam 100% american i dont see why u  people assume iam not american   
   
also if everybody loves everybody the world would be such better place, iam using the most oviously clicher line iam too stupid busy finding my own moral 1 liner   
   
oh and i have something for you anything for my princess hahahaha i like when i take nap with lisa denny come with me and watch me 			****		 her bellybutton then i said 2 is good but 3 is a crowd
I am so close pissing my pants well iam not wearing any but u know what i mean oh god.. how the hell sombody as funny as u is not like level 400 or something ure more funnier then jesus and wezus combined oh god...

and breast cancer is such a story mark as matter of fact anything bad happen to anybody is such story, and u can see in this gif my awesome chip cheep choclate chips cookie imitation of chicken

i assure u iam 100% american i dont see why u people assume iam not american

also if everybody loves everybody the world would be such better place, iam using the most oviously clicher line iam too stupid busy finding my own moral 1 liner

oh and i have something for you anything for my princess hahahaha i like when i take nap with lisa denny come with me and watch me **** her bellybutton then i said 2 is good but 3 is a crowd
User avatar #28 to #27 - perform (02/03/2014) [-]
Yeah I haven't watched his stuff in over a month too.
User avatar #29 to #28 - alphagex (02/03/2014) [-]
that is blapshemy he is the most funniest thing on the universe www.youtube.com/user/penguinz0 he got alot new stuff go watch it now laugh and he send 2 minis to whipe ure tities
User avatar #54 to #20 - beerterror (02/03/2014) [-]
******* legend
#12 - stegosaurusrah (02/03/2014) [-]
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#24 - busket (02/03/2014) [-]
related.
related.
#31 to #24 - secretmouse (02/03/2014) [-]
Source?
Source?
#67 to #31 - powellrebecca (02/03/2014) [-]
ALL HAIL CASTIEL
ALL HAIL CASTIEL
User avatar #37 to #31 - PVTDickStryker (02/03/2014) [-]
Scene is originally from El Dorado
User avatar #38 to #37 - secretmouse (02/03/2014) [-]
I cannot believe that I missed that connection!

Still, I would have like to have been able see a short video version of the above...
User avatar #34 to #31 - busket (02/03/2014) [-]
it's just a gif made by You need to login to view this link sorry.
#36 to #34 - secretmouse (02/03/2014) [-]
Well, that's disappointing.  .  .   
    
Still, thanks for answering my question!
Well, that's disappointing. . .

Still, thanks for answering my question!
User avatar #56 - djjeroenski (02/03/2014) [-]
hi prettier than you, i'm son
#23 - taye (02/03/2014) [-]
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#64 - sunofabeatch (02/03/2014) [-]
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#43 - xsap (02/03/2014) [-]
everything is CGI
#69 to #43 - holyfool (02/03/2014) [-]
Now in gif flavor.
Now in gif flavor.
User avatar #45 to #43 - thewisedane (02/03/2014) [-]
Ya, it was kinda dissapointing, but I can't say I wasn't awaiting it.

Also, the CGI isn't exactly bad - I find it pretty damn good, actually.
User avatar #70 to #45 - monswine (02/03/2014) [-]
It IS pretty damn good but it makes a pretty stark contrast from the first 3 where in general practical ruled the day. The damn CGI orcs all look freaking identical and the practical make-up ones are deliciously idiosyncratic. I'm not expecting Smaug to be a giant puppet or for them to somehow build a 3/4 size model of every house in Dale but I miss the texture and feel of that stuff sometimes. In King Kong they built an entire Venture with little tiny lights for the night scenes so the CGI sky and the CGI water didn't look so ****** because the boat was real. To me the places the CGI should be put to use is in their ridiculous helicopter crane shots of them walking. How is it possible that this plain extends to the horizon in all directions when they are a day's walk at most from their next destination which is so not MORE Plain but a swamp or forest or mountain. The CGI should be making the landscape transition. Enough with the New Zealand earth porn, it's actually starting to seem silly. Anyway I'm reminded of that old parody video "what if George Lucas directed Lord of the Rings" back when we had collectively lionized Peter Jackson for actually filming on location at all.
#18 - maddognoland (02/03/2014) [-]
HFW walking away
User avatar #52 to #18 - schneidend (02/03/2014) [-]
Legoedipus?
User avatar #6 - vladhellsing (02/03/2014) [-]
Anyone else notice how much more badarse Legolas sounds in The Hobbit than in LOTR?
#7 to #6 - anon (02/03/2014) [-]
badarse? im british too and we definitely do not say badarse
User avatar #9 to #7 - vladhellsing (02/03/2014) [-]
Well I am, and I do. So deal with it, girlfriend.
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HOLY **** SASORI'S ONE HUNDRED PUPPETS!!
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