Hey look. It's tumblr. .. I always have a reason for hating people. Not a good one, mind you, but a reason nonetheless. Mostly it's stuff like "I hate the way that person has tied t Hey look It's tumblr I always have a reason for hating people Not good one mind you but nonetheless Mostly it's stuff like "I hate the way that person has tied t
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#1 - rikter
Reply +153
(01/12/2014) [-]
I always have a reason for hating people. Not a good one, mind you, but a reason nonetheless. Mostly it's stuff like "I hate the way that person has tied their shoes. I hope they get dick cancer in their ovaries."
#54 to #1 - kez
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(01/13/2014) [-]
"I'm jealous" *
#55 to #54 - rikter
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
Who is, and of what? The internet requests context.
#107 to #55 - kez
Reply 0
(01/14/2014) [-]
Your reason for hating them
#110 to #107 - rikter
Reply 0
(01/14/2014) [-]
Oh, now that makes cents. Too bad it's most likely bollocks, but it does make sense now.
#111 to #110 - kez
Reply 0
(01/14/2014) [-]
You're very dislikeable.
#112 to #111 - rikter
Reply 0
(01/14/2014) [-]
Indeed, but also rather disliking.
#6 to #1 - xnotcreative
Reply -1
(01/13/2014) [-]
What kind of ******* dick do you have to be to judge a person over their shoes?

Get ******.
#8 to #6 - vicsix
Reply +13
(01/13/2014) [-]
"Hyperbole"
#38 to #8 - rikter
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
Thank you for coming to my rescue. I'm not sure how this affects my chances of getting laid though. He did tell me to get ******.
#17 to #1 - bopeepwoody
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(01/13/2014) [-]
Ok well I dislike people for little things too. Not shoes but little things none the less... like he talks like he knows **** but he doesnt. Or she thinks shes all that but shes really a cheating ho... not things directly affecting me but qualities I do not like in people
#45 to #17 - rikter
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(01/13/2014) [-]
Do you know people who are so full of **** you just go "NNNnnnnn that'll be ********* then." when they start talking?
#49 to #45 - blokrokker
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
I definitely know people like that
#50 to #49 - rikter
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
That kinda people always spout the most retarded **** about everything. "I'm not a racist but whites are the supreme race" "You know holistic medicine has found that letting a cobra bite your dick 37 and a half times can cure cancer."
#51 to #50 - blokrokker
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(01/13/2014) [-]
The worst is the kind that doesn't ******* stop talking, and you know everything they say is full of ****.
#52 to #51 - rikter
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
And then suddenly someone takes up a serious issue, and then they start spouting statistics they got from You need to login to view this link
#83 to #1 - namdrut
Reply +1
(01/13/2014) [-]
usually it's instinct... instinct and the fact they tied their shoes in a left over right fashion. assholes!
usually it's instinct... instinct and the fact they tied their shoes in a left over right fashion. assholes!
#84 to #83 - rikter
Reply +1
(01/13/2014) [-]
I love how most people who comment to this act like I was totally serious in wanting someone to get dick cancer in their ovaries because of the way they tied their shoes. They just don't understand that shoelaces are supposed to keep the shoe on you foot well supported, and not make a ******* star.
#86 to #84 - namdrut
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(01/13/2014) [-]
don't worry bro, I understood the joke.  and I was trying to continue the joke, my good man.
don't worry bro, I understood the joke. and I was trying to continue the joke, my good man.
#88 to #86 - rikter
Reply +1
(01/13/2014) [-]
I do apologize, mate. I guess I've just seen the "that seems like stupid way to determine who to like, and thus, a stupid way to live." argument a little too much. Still, no stars made out of shoelaces.
#89 to #88 - namdrut
Reply +1
(01/13/2014) [-]
no worries my friend! I present to thee thumbs up for the troubles!
#90 to #89 - rikter
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
Appreciated, I'm sure.
#72 to #1 - Kairyuka
Reply +3
(01/13/2014) [-]
Sounds like a pointless waste of strong emotions and a boring way to lead life, honestly ._.
#79 to #72 - rikter
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
Well, I wouldn't actually call it boring. I mean any stupid ****** can hate someone or something, but it takes a clever ****** to come up with all the weird stuff.
#108 to #79 - Kairyuka
Reply 0
(01/14/2014) [-]
I still think it sounds sad ._.
#109 to #108 - rikter
Reply 0
(01/14/2014) [-]
It is. I'm just trying to justify it to myself.
#113 to #109 - Kairyuka
Reply 0
(01/14/2014) [-]
You sound like you need a good hug
You sound like you need a good hug
#114 to #113 - rikter
Reply 0
(01/14/2014) [-]
Don't you hurt me. I've been hurt before, now I do the hurting.
#115 to #114 - Kairyuka
Reply 0
(01/14/2014) [-]
I don't hurt people. I only hug them
#116 to #115 - rikter
Reply 0
(01/14/2014) [-]
That looks awfully dangerous
#117 to #116 - Kairyuka
Reply 0
(01/14/2014) [-]
It does, but it's actually quite nice
#118 to #117 - rikter
Reply 0
(01/14/2014) [-]
I'm so not in my comfort zone right now.
#119 to #118 - Kairyuka
Reply 0
(01/14/2014) [-]
Literally
#2 - bitedapillow
Reply +95
(01/13/2014) [-]
#36 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
This was a decent text until some random black dude felt the need to make it into one of those ****** 4 panel comics
#18 to #2 - licestr
Reply +7
(01/13/2014) [-]
******* hate this ******* face
#101 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
I have a feeling your face looks way dumber.
I have a feeling your face looks way dumber.
#106 to #101 - licestr
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
#rood
#21 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
Look at that ***** having that expression, like he ******* owns the place
#22 to #21 - licestr
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(01/13/2014) [-]
#4 - taxideataxus
Reply +34
(01/13/2014) [-]
God yes, I can't tell you how many times my feathers have stood up when I had a realization about someone.
#33 to #4 - HAMMATIMEZ
Reply +5
(01/13/2014) [-]
Could you say that they ruffle your feathers?
#61 to #33 - thighhighkneesocks
Reply +2
(01/13/2014) [-]
First laugh of my day. I like you.
#63 to #61 - HAMMATIMEZ
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#27 - inudewaruika
Reply +24
(01/13/2014) [-]
For anyone interested, the bird of prey shown is a Crowned Eagle, native to Africa.

They are generally about 31 to 39 inches tall (80 to 99 centimeters) with a wingspan of about 180 centimeters, which is oddly short for a bird of this size but is optimal for it's hunting range, in forests. The shorter wingspan and long tail enable this bird to fly easily between branches to hunt its prey, smaller birds.

Juveniles are the ones with the lighter coloration while the adults have the darker.

For the hardcore people out there, if a female lays 2 eggs, the first born will kill and eat the 2nd chick. There can only be one.
#85 to #27 - harbingerwolf
Reply +1
(01/13/2014) [-]
Harpy Eagles are best eagles.
Although these are pretty rad, hadnt known about them before this post.
#28 to #27 - inudewaruika
Reply +2
(01/13/2014) [-]
< Adult
#30 to #27 - lotengo
Reply +5
(01/13/2014) [-]
Then why go trough the trouble of laying 2 egs?
#32 to #30 - kievaughnb
Reply +1
(01/13/2014) [-]
So that one can be stronger. If only one was laid there would be nothing to test it and it would die later, probably before spreading its genes. It also probable couldn't find a mate anyway. If there are two, at least one is likely to spread its genes, and the one that does is the stronger one straight out of the cloaca, if you will.
#105 to #30 - inudewaruika
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(01/13/2014) [-]
They can lay 1 to 2 eggs, its very rare for more.

If they lay 2, then what I mentioned above happens.

It's like people who have twins, chances are they didn't plan on having 2, it just happened that way, but in that case they don't kill each other after birth.
#13 - theintern
Reply +21
(01/13/2014) [-]
Or maybe they had this line of reasoning.
i live by this
#35 to #13 - anon
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(01/13/2014) [-]
#37 to #35 - rubiksdodecahedron
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(01/13/2014) [-]
#12 - crowsnest
Reply +13
(01/13/2014) [-]
All the time OP... all the time...
#10 - anaklusmos
Reply +10
(01/13/2014) [-]
It's really weird knowing there are people who probably hate my ******* guts. I think of myself as a nice dude, I don't make fun of people and I'm almost always polite, yet there has to be people who despise me. I just don't know who they are. I've never had an enemy or anything, I mostly got along with people. You guys think I'm just being paranoid?
#16 to #10 - bopeepwoody
Reply +1
(01/13/2014) [-]
Nope. I feel the same way. Im nice. Never fought with anyone...but I know someone I dont know who but someone must wish me dead. Kinda dont mind though.
#24 to #16 - Haentar
Reply +1
(01/13/2014) [-]
I'd honestly like to sit down over a nice meal with them, but idk why.
#48 to #10 - katinka
Reply +1
(01/13/2014) [-]
everybody doesn't get along with everybody
#29 - thechosentroll
Reply +7
(01/13/2014) [-]
If I hate them, then there's always a valid reason. I just don't know it yet.
#57 to #29 - revengeforfreeze
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
notice that almost everyone in the comment section has a beard
#20 - leal
Reply +6
(01/13/2014) [-]
I never understood why people are so silly that they make opinion of people without ever talking to them.
Of course what ends up happening is that they have a bad opinion from the start so they act like a douche, then they think that the fact that the person they're talking to is not being nice only re-enforces the idea of them being a gigantic cunt so they swallow themselves into the idea that they were told right the whole time.
#41 to #20 - sojasen
Reply +1
(01/13/2014) [-]
It's scientifically proven that people develop an opinion of everyone within 30 seconds of meeting them. This is because of way back in like 300,000 B.C.E. when we were all monkeymen in africa (supposedly) that we had to make decisions like that FAST and if we didn't, then we were probably dead. If we trusted the wrong person we could easily end up killed. And this just...carried over, so nowadays if we don't like the way someone looks or the way someone walks or talks, then we don't trust them.
TL;DR it's a survival mechanism that we don't need anymore.
#34 to #20 - OctopusPrime
Reply +2
(01/13/2014) [-]
I was gunna write something similar to this, i like your thinking
I was gunna write something similar to this, i like your thinking
#71 - kousei ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
Hey guys. I'm lazy and **** with clipping, can someone get me that second picture out of there? I wants it.
#74 to #71 - frankpolard
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(01/13/2014) [-]
#75 to #74 - kousei ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
well, that's not very nice.
#76 to #75 - frankpolard
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(01/13/2014) [-]
you didn't say please
#80 to #76 - kousei ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
oh, i'm sorry.
#100 to #80 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(01/13/2014) [-]
For some reason...I thought your profile pic was a pregnant misty...
#103 to #100 - kousei ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/13/2014) [-]
nope, busty misty though i can see where you could make that mistake...
#81 to #71 - kousei ONLINE
Reply +1
(01/13/2014) [-]
Please?
#91 to #71 - cormy
Reply +4
(01/13/2014) [-]
I did a thing.
#92 to #91 - kousei ONLINE
Reply +1
(01/13/2014) [-]
Wish it said "you're" but you deserve this.