Hey Guys (Check Descripton). I'm starting college on Monday and was wondering if anybody had any advice. I'm studying Mechanical Engineering. Thanks, HourlyB.. Always use condoms... College help engineering
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User avatar #6 - emppilaf (09/05/2014) [-]
Always use condoms...
User avatar #8 to #6 - hourlyb (09/05/2014) [-]
My schools actually cool enough that they provide free condoms.
Probably won't need one since no gf.
User avatar #10 to #8 - emppilaf (09/05/2014) [-]
Nah man!
You need one more if you don't have a gf...
Just hook up with a different girl every night...
Unless you're one of those whatcha call its..
Neckbeards! That's the word..
User avatar #12 to #10 - hourlyb (09/05/2014) [-]
What me, no man.
I atleast know why girls don't like me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - emppilaf (09/05/2014) [-]
Why not man?
User avatar #16 to #13 - hourlyb (09/05/2014) [-]
I cannot carry conversations unless I really care about the subject.
It's not like I don't listen, but I just sort of listen without really giving anything.
Plus, zero charm. I once tried to flatter a girl by saying she was pretty and "seemed interesting." So there's that.
User avatar #17 to #16 - emppilaf (09/05/2014) [-]
No man.. You just buy some alcohol, some weed, and all that good stuff..

Find some ladies that like to get ****** up..

Then proceed to let them get ****** up while keeping a small buzz yourself...

Then just let them talk to you... They never care if you talk or not because they are ****** up..
Works like a charm...
User avatar #18 to #17 - hourlyb (09/05/2014) [-]
idk man, if I'm going to try and get a girl, I want her to be sober, none of that "he took advantage of me" stuff.
Plus, I promised my mom I would stay away from drugs. I couldn't lie to her man.
Also I live in Mass, so they will **** you over for anything underage
User avatar #23 to #18 - emppilaf (09/05/2014) [-]
Awh **** man...
No hope....
User avatar #25 - qualtor (09/05/2014) [-]
Do not forget about your Homework.
Do the suggested problems, they will be on the test.
Get a good grade in the beginning; It will make up for when you inevitably fall slack near the end. I would know
Calculus 2 is the hardest course on campus.
User avatar #19 - the fuzzball (09/05/2014) [-]
If you need any help at all, do not by any means be afraid to ask the professor before or after class, 9 times out of 10 they will have some time to help, even if its only a few minutes, even if you have to walk with them to another classroom to get that extra 3 minutes of help, take it. Also study like mad, I have a really hard time studying or doing anything school related, I found that the best way to study is to literally get myself stuck with nothing else to do, dont go to your room, dont bring your laptop with you unless you need it for class, dont even bring an entertaining book. force yourself to study by eliminating any and all distractions. I had straight Ds in highschool and had to graduate late, I'm 3 semesters in to college and all 3 semesters I have had a B or higher in all classes, my methods works. for me at least
User avatar #5 - darkjustifier (09/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 to #5 - hourlyb (09/05/2014) [-]
Thanks, I've always had problems studying, do you know any good strategies?
User avatar #11 to #9 - darkjustifier (09/05/2014) [-]
don't do it in your room and or dorm find a quiet place away from those distractions you keep in those areas like a library or park, and...focus
User avatar #14 to #11 - hourlyb (09/05/2014) [-]
That really good advice, thank you so much!
User avatar #15 to #14 - darkjustifier (09/05/2014) [-]
no prob
User avatar #3 - konysugandanbitch ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
I have never been, nor do I plan, to go to college. But one that that always works is to have an orderly schedule, pace your work so it's done on time, don't be late for class, and most importantly don't do it in the United States unless you want a cloud of debt to permanently settle over your wallet.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hourlyb (09/05/2014) [-]
Well I failed the last one, but my family tried to plan as best as possible. They bought UPlan, so a large part of my tuition is paid already.
User avatar #7 to #4 - konysugandanbitch ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Lovely, at least money won't be as much of a problem. But really just treat it like high school, only more important.
User avatar #24 - zaiback (09/05/2014) [-]
study hard
study hard
study hard
and f**k every sweet ass you like, don't get a gf, stay single and enjoy, these are your last years of true happiness
#22 - meunlu (09/05/2014) [-]
dont do drugs
stay in school
eat your teeth
ask 99% of college students on funnyjunk for advice
#20 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Just have fun, grades aren't important, try sleeping with professor for better grade if needed
User avatar #21 to #20 - hourlyb (09/05/2014) [-]
ok Zoe Quinn.
#1 - anon (09/05/2014) [-]
Ask the asians if they play league of legends
User avatar #2 to #1 - hourlyb (09/05/2014) [-]
Haven't done that yet.
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