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Hermonie Granger everyone

lamba ,
lightson edsel ',
I can' t stop laughing at Harry running the **** aways, the be}; whe lived
ladies and gentlemen.
r' realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher en fire when
she was eleven, and kept a persin alive in a jar for a ‘year when she was
fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is pne of the
brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even
wandless, I weild operate to Neptune get away; from her.
Hermione Granger alse:
punched Drape Malfoy in the nese for being an idiot
purposefully performed a charm en whatserface WHILE HE
WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is ******* dangerous)
am literally pulled a ******* Bourne Identity en her parents and managed to
set them up in ******* Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that
she NEVER BUSTED wtf that' s ******* DD?)
up Convinced the Ministry of Magic tcr give her an incredibly dangerous and
volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES ( just
because she was smart, literally, that is the reasen, her "potential")
Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear
to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out plot
with Harry
up Hermione also figures out not only what 1/ claymores plan is, but
generally how beat it, WAY BEFORE EVER DUES. Why?
because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than
everybody else
in conclusion: Valdemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that' s
why he wants kill her so bad.
Can we behave this series with hermione as the protaganist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Fewer of Research and Deductive
Reasoning Make Sure Harry Didn' t Die"
Hermione Granger and “That time I figured **** out and literally ended up petrified
for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure cut that I had the research en
Hermione Granger and "That Time I was a Time Lord"
Hermione Granger and "That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved
Harry' s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died
Without Me."
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was tee emo actually do **** so I did
**** in his name because I am the pewee behind the throne clearly also PS fought
evil deatheaters and won"
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry abaut the Dangers of Copying off
somebody' s else' s work that wasn' t mine and (DH I WAS RIGHT"
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do
and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his
ass at Hogwarts"
all of the above Psps
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User avatar #4 - abemessiah (03/26/2014) [+] (7 replies)
We get it Tumblr... we get it. Hermione Granger is a good character, we get it.
User avatar #1 - bloodofthedragon (03/26/2014) [+] (14 replies)
she kept someone in a jar? I don't remember this.
User avatar #5 to #1 - zeunfunnyguy (03/26/2014) [-]
Rita Skeeter. She was the annoying journalist who turned out to be an illegal animagus.
She could become a bug, that's how she found out everyone's secrets.
Hermione cought her and had her in a jar for a while.

My top 3 hate list in Harry Potter is:
Rita Skeeter

#9 - vileinsect (03/26/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Tumblr. An overanalysis website.
Tumblr. An overanalysis website.
#27 - butwhynot (03/26/2014) [+] (5 replies)
This is just a friendly reminder to all Harry Potter fans that Fred Weasley died.
User avatar #20 - frutus (03/26/2014) [-]
I would love if people stop posted Tumblr here.
All they do is point out obvious things about movies and shows, that almost everyone who has seen it knows.
#17 - xenoquack (03/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
This is never going to get old.
#49 - theruse ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - Tyranitar (03/26/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I agree with Rowling, Harry and Hermoine should've been a couple. I think the only reason he hooked up with Ginny was to complete the symbolism of Harry and Ron almost being like gay lovers brothers.
#69 - chiefecho (03/27/2014) [-]
Harry's imagination when Hermione is coming after him
Harry's imagination when Hermione is coming after him
#25 - silverlance (03/26/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>kept a person alive in a jar for a year

It was a few weeks, a month tops
#47 - nibbero (03/26/2014) [-]
Australia you say?
Australia you say?
#30 - ardifek (03/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Damn so she's to Harry what Sam is to Frodo. and Ron is Gollum?
User avatar #12 - snakephallus (03/26/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It sounds more like she's a psychotic bitch. Who the **** lets someone like that free and with even the tiniest bit of power?
User avatar #74 - brettyht (03/27/2014) [-]
And Longbottom would still be the hero
User avatar #33 - mitchellking (03/26/2014) [-]
Black magic is best magic.
#21 - Bloodgartham (03/26/2014) [-]
I honestly thought the movies were bad  			****		 really ..
I honestly thought the movies were bad **** really ..
#15 - dantemp (03/26/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I've read it "death heaters"
User avatar #10 - opisme (03/26/2014) [-]
orrrrrr... orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Harry was walking away because he didnt want his friend to get hurt, or himself. And, in the deathly hallows, she figures out just as much as harry. Also, harry's dreams do most of the work on figuring this stuff out from books 5-7
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