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Hermonie Granger everyone

lamba ,
lightson edsel ',
I can' t stop laughing at Harry running the **** aways, the be}; whe lived
ladies and gentlemen.
r' realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher en fire when
she was eleven, and kept a persin alive in a jar for a ‘year when she was
fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is pne of the
brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even
wandless, I weild operate to Neptune get away; from her.
Hermione Granger alse:
punched Drape Malfoy in the nese for being an idiot
purposefully performed a charm en whatserface WHILE HE
WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is ******* dangerous)
am literally pulled a ******* Bourne Identity en her parents and managed to
set them up in ******* Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that
she NEVER BUSTED wtf that' s ******* DD?)
up Convinced the Ministry of Magic tcr give her an incredibly dangerous and
volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES ( just
because she was smart, literally, that is the reasen, her "potential")
Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear
to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out plot
with Harry
up Hermione also figures out not only what 1/ claymores plan is, but
generally how beat it, WAY BEFORE EVER DUES. Why?
because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than
everybody else
in conclusion: Valdemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that' s
why he wants kill her so bad.
Can we behave this series with hermione as the protaganist.
Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Fewer of Research and Deductive
Reasoning Make Sure Harry Didn' t Die"
Hermione Granger and “That time I figured **** out and literally ended up petrified
for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure cut that I had the research en
Hermione Granger and "That Time I was a Time Lord"
Hermione Granger and "That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved
Harry' s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died
Without Me."
Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was tee emo actually do **** so I did
**** in his name because I am the pewee behind the throne clearly also PS fought
evil deatheaters and won"
Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry abaut the Dangers of Copying off
somebody' s else' s work that wasn' t mine and (DH I WAS RIGHT"
Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do
and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his
ass at Hogwarts"
all of the above Psps
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User avatar #4 - abemessiah (03/26/2014) [-]
We get it Tumblr... we get it. Hermione Granger is a good character, we get it.
User avatar #7 to #4 - HarryPotterJunkie (03/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #8 to #4 - hudis (03/26/2014) [-]
They're not doing it for you. They're not doing it for anyone else either. They don't care about any other site's satisfaction at their content, nor should they. They are simply having a bit of fun within the confines of their fandom, and really it's not up to them whether people choose to get annoyed with it or not.

Apologies if you're just joking, but there's way too many people on this site who erupt in a ******* ********* every time tumblr is even mentioned.
#13 to #8 - abemessiah (03/26/2014) [-]
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#23 to #8 - anon (03/26/2014) [-]
^			*******		 this.    
the community printscreens the comments from tumblr (and any other website sometimes) and then complains about their lack of taste, lack of intelligence, hysteria and cringe worthy phrases.    
This 			****		 is so 			*******		 stupid it hurts my head.
^ ******* this.
the community printscreens the comments from tumblr (and any other website sometimes) and then complains about their lack of taste, lack of intelligence, hysteria and cringe worthy phrases.
This **** is so ******* stupid it hurts my head.
User avatar #35 to #23 - chimpaflimp (03/26/2014) [-]
I, for one, enjoy a lot of the Tumblr posts.
#66 to #35 - anon (03/27/2014) [-]
The problem is that these brats that form the most part of FJ community start right away: "Tumblr is so ******* stupid hurr durr" , while taking the content from it every.single.damn.time. And this **** has been going on for so long that other members (those who were supposed to be more enlightened - whatever that means here.) are starting to act accordingly.
So, yeah this attitude became cancerous fast.
#48 to #8 - powellrebecca (03/26/2014) [-]
thaaaaaaaaankkkkkkkk you for this.
thaaaaaaaaankkkkkkkk you for this.
#17 - xenoquack (03/26/2014) [-]
This is never going to get old.
#19 to #17 - misfitsftw has deleted their comment [-]
#64 to #17 - adolphhipster (03/27/2014) [-]
He was framed
He was framed
#9 - vileinsect (03/26/2014) [-]
Tumblr. An overanalysis website.
Tumblr. An overanalysis website.
User avatar #11 to #9 - levitatingscrotum (03/26/2014) [-]
Well, then I should be there, then. I hate tumblr with all my heart tho.
#14 to #11 - vileinsect (03/26/2014) [-]
hate and love is similiar.
hate and love is similiar.
User avatar #53 to #9 - brettyoke (03/26/2014) [-]
But Hermoine is a woman and women are empowered! Yeah cunt throbbing retarded ******** !
#59 to #53 - vileinsect (03/26/2014) [-]
what the hell are you talking 'bout man?
User avatar #60 to #59 - brettyoke (03/26/2014) [-]
Just mocking tumblr
#72 to #60 - vileinsect (03/27/2014) [-]
i was confused.
i was confused.
#62 to #9 - anon (03/26/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 18**
**anonymous rolls 18**
#22 to #9 - goonzooz (03/26/2014) [-]
its partly bec tumblr is a base for feminazi and will take any strong girl character and raze her up. this comes from a guy who has a tumblr
User avatar #61 - Tyranitar (03/26/2014) [-]
I agree with Rowling, Harry and Hermoine should've been a couple. I think the only reason he hooked up with Ginny was to complete the symbolism of Harry and Ron almost being like gay lovers brothers.
User avatar #70 to #61 - tannerninja (03/27/2014) [-]
I disagree. Personally I believe that Hermoine (Emma Watson) would have been much better matched up with....me! And I still do
User avatar #77 to #70 - Tyranitar (03/27/2014) [-]
I said Hermoine.

Emma Watson is mine In my dreams. Sometimes she and Mila Kunis make out.
User avatar #80 to #77 - tannerninja (03/27/2014) [-]
Black Swan was one of my favorites with Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis. I just hope Emma stays pure unlike some of the other child celebs that are now adults
User avatar #20 - frutus (03/26/2014) [-]
I would love if people stop posted Tumblr here.
All they do is point out obvious things about movies and shows, that almost everyone who has seen it knows.
#27 - butwhynot (03/26/2014) [-]
This is just a friendly reminder to all Harry Potter fans that Fred Weasley died.
#51 to #27 - anon (03/26/2014) [-]
Ohh no, that imaginary character, who isn't real, died. I'm so sad.
#69 - chiefecho (03/27/2014) [-]
Harry's imagination when Hermione is coming after him
Harry's imagination when Hermione is coming after him
#25 - silverlance (03/26/2014) [-]
>kept a person alive in a jar for a year

It was a few weeks, a month tops
User avatar #31 to #25 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
which movie / book was this? i don't remember this at all.
User avatar #36 to #31 - vortexrain (03/26/2014) [-]
Rita Skeeter was an Animagus who could turn into a water beetle. She caught her in a jar; I cannot remember what she did to actually keep her in a jar. Rita was unregistered as an Animagus, so Hermione threatened to turn her into the MoM unless she stopped writing **** about Harry.
#82 to #36 - animagus (03/28/2014) [-]
Heard you been talking **** ?
User avatar #41 to #36 - EnergizierAnon ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
I'm guessing that was in one of the books then. i didn't read them.
User avatar #43 to #41 - vortexrain (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, it was cut from the Goblet of Fire.
#71 to #43 - clifford (03/27/2014) [-]
Everything was cut in goblet of fire! imo
User avatar #79 to #71 - zdawg (03/27/2014) [-]
Right! Damn I completely forgot about that. I'm ashamed of myself.
User avatar #75 to #25 - zdawg (03/27/2014) [-]
This is driving me crazy, who the hell did she keep in the jar?
#78 to #75 - silverlance (03/27/2014) [-]
Rita Skeeter, see other comments for full details
#47 - nibbero (03/26/2014) [-]
Australia you say?
Australia you say?
#30 - ardifek (03/26/2014) [-]
Damn so she's to Harry what Sam is to Frodo. and Ron is Gollum?
User avatar #34 to #30 - hydromatic (03/26/2014) [-]
Except Harry and Hermione weren't gay lovers, as far as i know .
#65 to #30 - anon (03/27/2014) [-]
Thats a little extreme; unlike Frodo, Harry wasn't useless.
User avatar #12 - snakephallus (03/26/2014) [-]
It sounds more like she's a psychotic bitch. Who the **** lets someone like that free and with even the tiniest bit of power?
#24 to #12 - anon (03/26/2014) [-]
...uhh. Yeah, i didn't get it.
She's a fictional, overpowered character for the sake of the protagonist's success - has good intentions - so, why would they do that?
User avatar #1 - bloodofthedragon (03/26/2014) [-]
she kept someone in a jar? I don't remember this.
#45 to #1 - theruse (03/26/2014) [-]
Read the books you filthy casual.
User avatar #76 to #45 - bloodofthedragon (03/27/2014) [-]
I did... Just not in years I can't remember every detail man.
#2 to #1 - anon (03/26/2014) [-]
yeh the reporter who was animagus seh caught her as a beetle and kept her locked up
User avatar #3 to #1 - Tusura (03/26/2014) [-]
Rita Skeeter.
User avatar #5 to #1 - zeunfunnyguy (03/26/2014) [-]
Rita Skeeter. She was the annoying journalist who turned out to be an illegal animagus.
She could become a bug, that's how she found out everyone's secrets.
Hermione cought her and had her in a jar for a while.

My top 3 hate list in Harry Potter is:
Rita Skeeter

User avatar #18 to #5 - raquizta (03/26/2014) [-]
It disturbs me that you hate Voldemort more than Umbridge.
User avatar #28 to #18 - froggets (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, we should all thank Voldemort, if he didn't kill harry's parents, we wouldn't have had this awesome story to begin with!
User avatar #81 to #18 - zeunfunnyguy (03/27/2014) [-]
I think people who say they hate Umbridge more than Voldermort are lying.
Voldemort was a mass murderer who was the reason of chaos and terror all over the world, and not only for magicians, for muggles too.

Umbridge is a cunt. She was really rude and always sounded fake happy.
The worst thing she did was either being a ****** teacher (she did use the syllabus created by the ministry of magic) or that she tortured people a bit.

And yes I'm aware of the fact that Umbridge had some powers and influence and she wasn't innocent when it came to the syllabus.

For me it's like hating Justing Bieber more than Saddam Hussein when he was alive or some **** .
#44 to #18 - anon (03/26/2014) [-]
He said top 3, not that it was in descending order.
User avatar #68 to #5 - tannerninja (03/27/2014) [-]
Malfoy is a little twat and is only slightly redeeming in the last book/movies.
Also I hated Snape until the last book as well, then went back and re-read all of them and thought about it thru the perspective that he was protecting a long lost loves child and he became a top character IMO.
#26 to #5 - comradewinter ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Well, this is why people who have read the books think the movies are horse **** . I never read them, so I assumed she was just a bitchy reporter, not a cheating bitchy reporter. Never mentions it once.
User avatar #6 to #5 - covenantbubble (03/26/2014) [-]
It wasn't for a year though was it? She caught her around the same time that Buckbeak was due to be executed so it was only for a couple of months.
User avatar #29 to #6 - Vpirate ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Buckbeak was due to be executed in The Prisoner of Azkaban
Rita Skeeter wasn't introduced until The Goblet of Fire, if I remember correctly.
User avatar #37 to #29 - covenantbubble (03/26/2014) [-]
Oh yeah of course. Completely got mixed up.
#55 - titsandgtfo (03/26/2014) [-]
oh wow really? Did those things that happened in the movies everyone saw and the books everyone read really happen? Wow, what a shock.

I'm sorry, but we need to stop posting **** like this. Post tumblr or whatever, I don't care, but **** like this where they point out obvious **** that happened pisses me right off.

I would thumb this down a million times if I could.
#63 - mrdrpage (03/26/2014) [-]
What about Hermione Granger and... "(see gif)"
What about Hermione Granger and... "(see gif)"
#21 - Bloodgartham (03/26/2014) [-]
I honestly thought the movies were bad  			****		 really ..
I honestly thought the movies were bad **** really ..
User avatar #10 - opisme (03/26/2014) [-]
orrrrrr... orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Harry was walking away because he didnt want his friend to get hurt, or himself. And, in the deathly hallows, she figures out just as much as harry. Also, harry's dreams do most of the work on figuring this stuff out from books 5-7
User avatar #74 - brettyht (03/27/2014) [-]
And Longbottom would still be the hero
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