Help me get lvl 1 so i can view NSFW. .. Have a thumb you horny lil' bastard. help me level 1 lvl aww Cute adorable ties bow Tie cat Kitten
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#38 - davidteninch (12/30/2013) [-]
I didn't know thumbs prevented you from browsing the rest of the internet.
User avatar #249 to #38 - puut (12/31/2013) [-]
Well it's kind of like watching T.V. You may run into something ****** , but you don't have to decide and can just let whatever is going to come on do just that. You could instead go to Netflix and watch exactly what you want, but you have to look through everything and decide on what you want which could take a while.
User avatar #46 to #38 - devilofscience (12/30/2013) [-]
It's probably because FJ feels safe.
#29 - pappathethird (12/30/2013) [-]
Use it wisely
Use it wisely
#9 - habasparkz (12/30/2013) [-]
Have a thumb you horny lil' bastard.
User avatar #283 to #9 - chimpaflimp (01/16/2014) [-]
How do you get to **** ? I don't have the option in the top left, yet I have over level 80 content and almost 180 comments. Help pls.
User avatar #284 to #283 - habasparkz (01/16/2014) [-]
idk. I always had the option.
#73 to #9 - helidead (12/30/2013) [-]
I read that as "just you try to stop 			*******		 me"...
I read that as "just you try to stop ******* me"...
User avatar #43 - elatedmonkey (12/30/2013) [-]
Why do you need **** ? You clearly have all the pussy you need.
#152 to #43 - anon (12/31/2013) [-]
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#213 to #152 - aerosol (12/31/2013) [-]
Is that a reference from The Last of Us?   
 gif is the closest I had to the original
Is that a reference from The Last of Us?
gif is the closest I had to the original
#37 - reaperriley ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
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#132 - ulquiorratheespada (12/31/2013) [-]
I can't believe you posted pussy outside of ****
User avatar #49 - plumjuicereaper (12/30/2013) [-]
I want **** too.. please?
User avatar #153 to #49 - nubya (12/31/2013) [-]
Gratz
#64 to #49 - anon (12/30/2013) [-]
have fun fappin
#196 - threscalona (12/31/2013) [-]
>1200 people thumbed this up
#235 to #196 - anon (12/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #197 to #196 - shadowbreech (12/31/2013) [-]
Are you bait? Because that sounds like bait...
User avatar #209 to #197 - helenwheels (12/31/2013) [-]
He doesn't agree with me... DURRrr! MUST B BAIT!
User avatar #212 to #209 - shadowbreech (12/31/2013) [-]
Disagreement is ok, but the phrase "REAL ******* DISGUSTING" just felt way too strong to be a sincere reaction, I realize now that it was just an overreaction, just like you should now be realizing your own dick move.
User avatar #274 to #212 - helenwheels (12/31/2013) [-]
Dude, its clearly a joke picture he's using. Calm the **** down.
"Everyone should agree with me for I am sweltering with wisdom"
User avatar #198 to #197 - threscalona (12/31/2013) [-]
What does that even mean? Am I bait?
User avatar #208 to #198 - ivviism (12/31/2013) [-]
I'll give you the super-simple, dumbass explanation:

You're trolling for the purpose of hoarding negative thumbs. You are hating on something on an extreme level, when the general, implied understanding is that this is a post that the majority of people here like. You appear to be trying to rake in negative thumbs, for the objective of obtaining the new, negative user rank levels. Therefore, you are deliberately presenting yourself as "bait" to attain red thumbs from other users, because you enjoy it.

You are bait.
#211 to #208 - threscalona (12/31/2013) [-]
Not thinking a picture of a cat with a bow tie should be on front page makes me bait?
User avatar #214 to #211 - ivviism (12/31/2013) [-]
No. That is your opinion, and that is separate. The factor that makes you appear to be acting as bait for negative thumbs is the excessively obvious hatred being aimed at the post, in spite of the obvious knowledge that most people are enjoying it. In other words, you seem to be trying to piss people off with what you are saying, because you want the red thumbs.
#216 to #214 - threscalona (12/31/2013) [-]
Yes, I do hate this post, I really do, so I felt the need to express that, disagreeing with the popular opinion doesn't make you bait. We're not sheep.
Yes, I do hate this post, I really do, so I felt the need to express that, disagreeing with the popular opinion doesn't make you bait. We're not sheep.
User avatar #218 to #216 - ivviism (12/31/2013) [-]
I understand that. You can disagree with the popular opinion. That isn't what makes you appear to be bait. It is the manner in which the opinion was stated/ expressed that makes people of this particular type of site believe that you are trolling to obtain red thumbs. As stated, it is the obvious hatred for the post, in contrast to the general opinion of other people relative to the post, which makes you appear to be deliberately acting as bait.
User avatar #219 to #218 - threscalona (12/31/2013) [-]
Okay, how may I display my extreme displeasure with this post without appearing to be bait?
#222 to #219 - ivviism (12/31/2013) [-]
Something like...

"OP is trying a little too hard, he should work on posting funny OC to get to level 1."

It doesn't make people feel good when a commenter is trying to make the poster feel bad about themself. They were most likely only trying to make you laugh. Being supportive and helping the poster feel happy feels better anyway.
User avatar #224 to #222 - threscalona (12/31/2013) [-]
But that statement doesn't entirely capture how bad I really think this post is.
I feel that mine accurately captured my true feelings.
Sorry if I offended you, but that's how I feel.
User avatar #230 to #224 - ivviism (12/31/2013) [-]
Refusing to be negative in the face of something that you hate is a very difficult, yet very worthwhile transition to make.
User avatar #229 to #224 - ivviism (12/31/2013) [-]
That's okay. There's nothing wrong with whatever opinions you have, or communicating them. It's very effective when talking to people to re-structure a negative thought into something which sounds more benign, yet forceful. The objective is to point out what you think is wrong, while stating it calmly and maturely, in a manner that makes the wrong factor clear while making you seem to feel indifferent, because you understand that it doesn't really matter and has little effect on you. And if it has a lot of effect on you, then you simply explain why and that you disagree.

You just have to find your own style to make it work.
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User avatar #205 to #201 - threscalona (12/31/2013) [-]
I've been here for longer, I just don't see what's funny about someone trying to watch porn.
User avatar #206 to #205 - shadowbreech (12/31/2013) [-]
Again, just the image of that little cat wanting to watch porn amused me, and apparently alot of other people
User avatar #207 to #206 - threscalona (12/31/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
User avatar #200 to #198 - ivviism (12/31/2013) [-]
You must be new
User avatar #203 to #200 - shadowbreech (12/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, I checked, he joined last Sunday
User avatar #202 to #200 - threscalona (12/31/2013) [-]
I know what it means, it's just being used completely out of context, I don't know what he's trying to say.
User avatar #204 to #202 - shadowbreech (12/31/2013) [-]
Oh... I meant baiting ******* typos...
#5 - soundofwinter ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Or gain 100 levels with a single comment
User avatar #124 to #5 - elijahhaha ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
earn it with time.
User avatar #40 to #5 - xtwinblade (12/30/2013) [-]
So how long are you gonna keep that up? because i still remember the time before you used to post nothing but a dictator.
#100 to #40 - soundofwinter ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
You remember?
User avatar #273 to #100 - xtwinblade (12/31/2013) [-]
yeah i actually do
#101 to #5 - schmuxy (12/31/2013) [-]
**** your arrogance is starting to piss me off. And yet you still seem to have the entirety of funnyjunk sucking your dick.
#108 to #101 - soundofwinter ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Arrogance?   
   
You do realize that level  1-100 is like 300 thumbs....It's entirely doable....
Arrogance?

You do realize that level 1-100 is like 300 thumbs....It's entirely doable....
#112 to #108 - schmuxy (12/31/2013) [-]
Oh it's just this isn't the first time you've it up. Oh, and lets not forget that at one point your answer to everything was "Yeah, but FJ loves me."   
   
Well, unfortunately for me, it's still relevant.
Oh it's just this isn't the first time you've it up. Oh, and lets not forget that at one point your answer to everything was "Yeah, but FJ loves me."

Well, unfortunately for me, it's still relevant.
#114 to #112 - soundofwinter ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
It was a joke, people found it funny. I was, actually, quite hated around the time I was posting that poorly edited picture on paint. I may be many things but I am not arrogant. I'm sorry if I have offended you but again as with always, I do take suggestions.
User avatar #120 to #114 - schmuxy (12/31/2013) [-]
I'm not offended, I'm irritated that often banal comments that wouldn't get much notice from anyone else get thumbed up just because it's you.
#129 to #120 - soundofwinter ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Actually I get thumbed down because they're me.
#275 to #129 - schmuxy (12/31/2013) [-]
ok that's just total ******** .
User avatar #228 to #101 - zombifier (12/31/2013) [-]
he's better than phanact at least
#24 - thedoctorbg (12/30/2013) [-]
I read that as 1 v 1 and thought you wanted to fight a kitty
#236 to #24 - anon (12/31/2013) [-]
So glad I'm not alone.
#182 - artemisblue (12/31/2013) [-]
that little guy was my desktop pic for a while. (like anyone cares)
User avatar #192 to #182 - hahahaheidi (12/31/2013) [-]
That's ******* adorable
User avatar #123 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/31/2013) [-]
Wait, you have to level up to look at porn now?
ADMIN HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME
User avatar #263 - bumsnacher **User deleted account** (12/31/2013) [-]
My neighbor is making $0 an hour flagging comments on her laptop.
After 4 months of flagging comments she made a total of $0.
It's really easy to become a mod and takes about 1 minute to sign up!
Just click the link to get started! www.funnyjunk.com
#285 to #263 - jamiemsm ONLINE (02/14/2014) [-]
okay must admit. that one was pretty funny bummy.
are you trying to contribute now when you failed as a troll ? : P
#255 - justakewldewd (12/31/2013) [-]
I don't believe **** would be a good environment for that kitten.

Hell, there's already more than enough pussy there already.
#167 - helenwheels (12/31/2013) [-]
Or you could, you know, use one of the other half a million pornography websites the internet has to offer.
#164 - yodaddysofat (12/31/2013) [-]
oh I get it..you're looking for young pussy
User avatar #165 to #164 - nubya (12/31/2013) [-]
loli in fact.....
#163 - thecharliesheen (12/31/2013) [-]
Everybody loves teeny little kitties.
Everybody loves teeny little kitties.
#237 - vladstronsy (12/31/2013) [-]
Go with my blessings.
Go with my blessings.
User avatar #260 to #237 - crimhowler (12/31/2013) [-]
God dammit. Why are snake yawns so damn adorable?
#86 - keybladewarrior (12/31/2013) [-]
I must help a fellow master baiter. Godspeed, mate.
I must help a fellow master baiter. Godspeed, mate.
User avatar #91 to #86 - coookiecrisp (12/31/2013) [-]
My middle school gym teacher's name was Mr. Bates...
User avatar #96 to #91 - kiermatv (12/31/2013) [-]
like the Oliver twist character?
User avatar #97 to #96 - coookiecrisp (12/31/2013) [-]
Possibly? I cannot for the life of me remember his first name. All I remember about him is that some kids would call him Master Bates, and he was kind of creepy. And by 'kind of' I mean he was extremely creepy.

I have had some interestingly named people in my life.
#122 to #97 - anon (12/31/2013) [-]
Just think of his first name as Master.
#157 to #86 - rlikr (12/31/2013) [-]
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#33 - tastycrisps (12/30/2013) [-]
my cat Shadow in his Christmas outfit
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