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Hello my dear. Subscribe to me and add me as a friend to see more funny content!. Hello my dear 2: 12 Ahh vi?' i I know it' s late, and I know it' s been quite

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Hello my dear 2: 12 Ahh vi?' i
I know it' s late, and I know it' s been
quite a while since we broke up
But I need to get something out of my
chest, I want you to tell you something
I very important wmm,“ my I
Easy there, champ. She' s fallen asleep
in my arms, Ge she does every single
night forms past month ll '. i/ ,. 1.
still love her?
But tomorrow when she wakes up I' ll
tell her you miss her? Or is it that you
Or whatever it is that' s so important
you wanted her to know at 2 in the
Just tell forthat I tested HIV positive
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#7 - bluelightbebop
Reply +466
(07/11/2014) [-]
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kill the captain."



-Random User.
#146 to #7 - bluelightbebop
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(07/12/2014) [-]
#82 to #7 - peterdivine ONLINE
Reply +16
(07/12/2014) [-]
"He captained the ship he sank in just to work the random user."

-Kill
#71 to #7 - johnnybing
Reply +33
(07/12/2014) [-]
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kill the captain.



-Random User."

-Bluelightbebop
#74 to #71 - uzerc
Reply -1
(07/12/2014) [-]
“"He sank the ship he worked on just to kill the captain.



-Random User."

-Bluelightbebop”

-Johnnybing
#88 to #74 - eggyeggyeggy
Reply -2
(07/12/2014) [-]
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kill the captain."

-Random User."

-Bluelightbebop"

-Johnnybing"

-Uzerc"
#75 to #74 - vicioushaze
Reply -7
(07/12/2014) [-]
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kill the captain.


-Random User."

Bluelightbebop"

-Johnnybing

#76 to #75 - uzerc
Reply +5
(07/12/2014) [-]
I think you forgot something
#77 to #76 - vicioushaze
Reply +9
(07/12/2014) [-]
yep
#79 to #77 - ugottanked
Reply +2
(07/12/2014) [-]
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kil the captain.

-Random user."

Bluelightbebop

-Johnnybing

-uzerc

I think you forgot something

yep
#92 to #79 - faggotishshit ONLINE
Reply -5
(07/12/2014) [-]
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kil the captain.

-Random user."

Bluelightbebop

-Johnnybing

-uzerc

I think you forgot something

yep

-*************

"This is ******* bull"
#139 to #92 - tsoper
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kil the captain.

-Random user."

Bluelightbebop

-Johnnybing

-uzerc

I think you forgot something

yep

-*************

SDAGASFHADRH:KFDH

ADFHDL:FHAHJ:

*************
#151 to #139 - faggotishshit ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kil the captain.

-Random user."

Bluelightbebop

-Johnnybing

-uzerc

I think you forgot something

yep

-*************

SDAGASFHADRH:KFDH

ADFHDL:FHAHJ:

************* "

-tsoper

-*************
#152 to #151 - stefanovic
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(07/12/2014) [-]
"I think you forgot something"
-*************


And that, my friends, is how newspapers work
#168 to #152 - skyrimdovah ONLINE
Reply 0
(11/05/2014) [-]
"And that, my friends, is how newspapers work"

-stefanovic
#5 - sjrigney
Reply +193
(07/11/2014) [-]
HFW
#9 - gemleonn
Reply -42
(07/12/2014) [-]
The new boyfriend seems pretty cool, he handled it very well imo
#14 to #9 - fbiagent
Reply +174
(07/12/2014) [-]
he handled it like an asshole
#36 to #14 - bann
Reply +16
(07/12/2014) [-]
Call me scornful, but I'd say he did a really fine job containing himself considering he just called her "my dear" at 2am. Weird he's answering her texts though...that's not really ok.
#23 to #14 - punnyjunky
Reply +10
(07/12/2014) [-]
Care to elaborate? Imagine you get a gf and you see she gets a text from some ex-boyfriend calling her my dear. How would you handle that any differently? I thought he was pretty reasonable, establishing that the gf is with him now and the other guy should back off.
#25 to #23 - viralkamina
Reply +14
(07/12/2014) [-]
dunno, don't think his response was bad, but it is strange that he answers his gf's texts when she is asleep...
#83 to #23 - missaddie
Reply -2
(07/12/2014) [-]
I feel like instead of rubbing it in his face with the whole 'Oh she's been falling asleep in MY arms for the past month, champ!' **** he could've, I don't know, turned her phone off and let her deal with it in the morning or possibly just bluntly stated she was asleep
#84 to #83 - punnyjunky
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Guys tend to be protective of their GFs. If I saw some scumbag ex of my girlfriend's texting her phone, I'd tell him to bugger off.
#147 to #84 - talldumbdork
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(07/12/2014) [-]
IMO good relationships are built on trust, and I would let my girl handle her personal baggage unless she asked for help, say the guy is a stalker.
#85 to #84 - missaddie
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah the current boyfriend was fairly calm but he was obviously going through his girl's texts, which is a completely stupid lack of trust in my opinion, and he is also responding to people he doesn't know and assuming what the guy is getting at.
The ex obviously didn't know she was in a relationship, so I would think it's harmless. I don't necessarily blame him for doing it, truthfully the ex was kinda ridiculous and should have waited till a normal hour and called rather than cryptic texts.
#140 to #85 - YllekNayr
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
Or that her phone shows who's texting and she still has his ID in her phone?

Like, all phones I know of do this.
#102 to #14 - billburr
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
If it's any consolation, this and all other phone caps are fake I'm HIV positive of it
#95 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
beta faggot detected
#41 to #14 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
I disagree
#3 - include
Reply +132
(07/11/2014) [-]
His FW
His FW
#19 - lucariopwnz ONLINE
Reply +37
(07/12/2014) [-]
I love this... I may sound like an asshole there and it is definitely sad that this guy has aids and likely gave it to both those other two now.  But the dude responding was just being such a dick... karma is a bitch man.
I love this... I may sound like an asshole there and it is definitely sad that this guy has aids and likely gave it to both those other two now. But the dude responding was just being such a dick... karma is a bitch man.
#100 to #19 - trollzoll
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(07/12/2014) [-]
If you are HIV positive it doesn't mean you will get AIDS. You can have HIV without it becoming AIDS the problem is that the person he infected might get AIDS.
#119 to #19 - imalex
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
im bretty sure he was just trying to scare the **** out of her current boyfriend
#58 to #19 - FordTough ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/12/2014) [-]
Would you reply kindly to someone who was calling your significant other "my dear"?
#62 to #19 - internetknight
Reply +1
(07/12/2014) [-]
Whoa, what? I can't be the only one to think the current bf handled that well.

The ex contacted his gf at 2am, using a pet name. The bf responded accordingly.
#22 to #19 - MrDeadiron
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Yea, but this might not have been the first time he's messaged her. I have this crazy ex who text every once in a while trying to get back with me.
#24 to #22 - thewingedpoet
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(07/12/2014) [-]
I did too, until the incident.
#18 - iRoflcopterU
Reply +31
(07/12/2014) [-]
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
#38 - unncommon
Reply +29
(07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone who hasn't had a girlfriend/hasn't had one in a while/isn't a man in the relationship is saying "He's a dick and he deserves it."
Everyone else is saying he did a good job.
The guy sending the text messages did five things wrong that I could think of (assuming he truly had HIV). 1. He texted his ex. 2. He texted her at 2a.m. 3. He called her "my dear" whilst 1 & 2 are in effect (worsening the situation). 4. He had sex with someone (presumably) when he knew there was a possibility that he could have the HIV, and if he didn't think there was a chance then why would he have been tested? And finally (here's the kicker...) 5. He texted this girl with 1, 2, & 3 in effect to tell her he has HIV He doesn't even ******* call or see her in person, "Nah I'll just shoot her a sketchy text at 2a.m. to tell her she's getting AIDS for Christmas." **** that guy.

The other guy might have came off as "a dick" but if you were to own a pair then you'd recognize that it's called being assertive. Something that I'm sure most of you have no idea what it is.
#54 to #38 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
I agree. Any ex texting you past 10 pm and using a pet name is trying to get you back, more than likely they're trying to get laid though.
#86 to #38 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
Easy there, champ. he's not just being assertive. I've seen your posts, like I have in the past month. What are you going to tell me tomorrow? come up with another wrong argument? is it that you're not even mad? or whatever it is, that you're trying to convince the whole internet of.
#60 to #38 - sovereignty
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(07/12/2014) [-]
i would've handled it a lot worse. my girlfriend and I are both very overprotective of each other, so it balances out. but I would've been a lot less.....subtle? calm?
#39 to #38 - targaryren
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(07/12/2014) [-]
I guess you could say it's an....uncommon trait among FJ members
#64 to #38 - superflystickman
Reply +4
(07/12/2014) [-]
Or he isn't HIV positive and he just wanted to **** with the new boyfriend
#61 to #38 - TheHutchie
Reply +8
(07/12/2014) [-]
Basically, one of them is pathetic and the other's a dick.

There are ways of being assertive without belittling somebody.

I think anyone who has learned anything from past experiences would know that taking either side without knowing a lot more about each person is just plain stupid.
#78 - grimmwaters ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
#1 - letrollzor
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(07/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#42 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/12/2014) [-]
Everyones saying her new boyfriend is acting like a dick, but I think he's acting super nice.
Like exceptionally nice.

I don't understand.
#66 to #42 - Lainge
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
"Easy there, champ."
This should have been your first clue that he was being a dick.
That you didn't pick up on him being a dick from the rest of what he said is rather surprising.
#97 to #42 - turtlespear
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(07/12/2014) [-]
sooo... don't take this the wrong way, but are you autistic and therefore don't understand social queues, or are you female and just don't understand this particular brand of male douchebaggery?
sooo... don't take this the wrong way, but are you autistic and therefore don't understand social queues, or are you female and just don't understand this particular brand of male douchebaggery?
#98 to #97 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/12/2014) [-]
I was told I have mild aspergers a long ass time ago, but I never read much into that crap.
#99 to #98 - turtlespear
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Ah. Well basically what he's doing here is known as the "smug pandering douchebag" technique, it's where he sounds really nice but is actually being incredibly condescending and presenting himself as being entirely superior to the other person. He then goes on to rub in that his situation (which is likely the situation the other person wants, as far as he knows) is excellent, in an attempt to manipulate a jealousy response from the other person and toy with their emotions. Further, he was going through his girlfriend's phone and invading her privacy like a douche.
#105 to #99 - mapleknight
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Are you really autistic or is it some weird internet pretend thing?
#108 to #105 - turtlespear
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(07/12/2014) [-]
I was trying to explain this to a person who said they had aspergers. I'm not autistic.
#109 to #108 - mapleknight
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Right, it would be disrespectful to use a term like that, I suppose.
So you're just stupid, right?
#110 to #109 - turtlespear
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(07/12/2014) [-]
What aspect of what I said was stupid? elaborate.
What are the symptoms of autism, and why were those symptoms not relevant in the context wherein I used the term? elaborate.

#111 to #110 - mapleknight
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Do you honestly think that your girlfriend being texted "Hello my darling" at 2 AM, in any situation, is acceptable?
Would you simply see the preview of her ex saying that, and then disregard it? No, you wouldn't, no matter how much you claim you would. You would engage conversation with him, probably.
The boyfriend was completely in his right, he was defending his place as the boyfriend of the woman.
#112 to #111 - turtlespear
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(07/12/2014) [-]
that's your opinion, and that's not the point. The invasion of privacy was a problem
#113 to #112 - mapleknight
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(07/12/2014) [-]
It's not my opinion, it's what happened.
Invasion of privacy? You mean hearing a phone go off and looking in it's general direction? That'd probably lead to, I don't know, seeing a text preview if you know anything about how phones work.
Seeing some random bastard saying "Hello my dear" to your girlfriend HAS to set off some alarms. Plus, I would probably check the text preview and who it was from to see if it was an urgent message I needed to wake up my girlfriend to deliver immediately, like someone dying or being injured. After all, it is 2 AM and most people are asleep or wouldn't bother another person at that time.
#114 to #113 - turtlespear
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(07/12/2014) [-]
was it his phone?
#115 to #114 - mapleknight
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(07/12/2014) [-]
No, it was his girlfriend's, obviously. What about it? Is every person ever forbidden from checking another person's phone that's literally right next to them and they hear it go off?
#118 to #115 - turtlespear
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(07/12/2014) [-]
yes. That's an invasion of privacy. That's the part where him being a dick starts.

If you don't think that's a dick move in and of itself, that's your call, but others would disagree. The rest of his douchebaggery was explained in my earlier comment.
#121 to #118 - mapleknight
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Wait? Seriously? Sending a passing glance over to a phone is an invasion of privacy?
Holy ****, next you're going to tell me we should execute the boyfriend for being a male
#123 to #121 - turtlespear
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(07/12/2014) [-]
What?
It would be an invasion of privacy regardless of the genders of the people involved. This doesn't have **** to do with gender. You don't go through the text messages of someone else's phone, it's an invasion of privacy. End of story. Why do you think the NSA gathering that data is a problem?
#124 to #123 - mapleknight
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Oh, I see, you're a bit new, aren't you?
Do you think he was hunched over in the dark obsessively checking his girlfriend's phone for text messages?
I've said this already and you seemed to ignore it, so I'll say it again. Judging from the fact his girlfriend supposedly fell asleep in his arms, and therefore there is a good chance she had her phone near her, he heard her phone go off.
No, really, humans actually DO have a sense of hearing, pretty amazing.
So, like literally anyone else would do in this situation, he glances at the phone. (Note: not rubbing his hands together in an evil / conniving fashion)
He sees a text from a man saying "Hello dear"
If you were in his situation, would you let that slide?
No, no you wouldn't.
#126 to #124 - turtlespear
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(07/12/2014) [-]
your adding a lot of ifs to a situation that at it's core is a violation of privacy.

Tell me, do you think she will be happy to know he did that? Let's gender bend them, since you for some reason implied this had to do with gender, would he be happy if she had done that?

Yes, perhaps the circumstances you suggest could have happened. That does not excuse his behavior. It does not make the violation of privacy any less of a violation of privacy. You don't check someone's facebook notifications on their computer just because you heard a sound effect, that would be an invasion of privacy. The same holds true here.
#129 to #126 - mapleknight
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Could have happened? No, that is what happened, I'm sure. The only one applying ifs to this situation is you that at it's core is a man protecting his place as her boyfriend. I would be completely fine if my girlfriend did that.
It does excuse his behavior because he's acting with a reason, his behavior is perfectly fine. It does make the "violation of privacy" any less of a "violation of privacy" and do you even know how smart phones work?
It's more like hearing someone's facebook notifications, glancing over to see what it is, and seeing in text in a chat window at the bottom right
"Hello dear"
#137 to #129 - turtlespear
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Well then we disagree. I imagine your not the only person who took it the way you did, just as I am not the only person who took it the way I did. But I do see you're point, regardless of whether I agree with it.
#134 to #129 - turtlespear
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(07/12/2014) [-]
You literally just assumed that all phones work the way that suits you're argument. I explained mine doesn't, and I'M the one making the illogical assumption here?

Also what the **** does fedora faggotry have to do with our argument?
#136 to #134 - mapleknight
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Also, sorry, I'm making a lot of mistakes, I am tired
#135 to #134 - mapleknight
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Partly that you seem like you have a large collection of fedoras.
No, I'm assuming that all phones work in a way that makes the situation actually makes sense. your going out of you're way to make the boyfriend out to be a bad guy. I'm trying to explain to you that actually his behavior and how he handled the situations are perfectly reasonable.
your making the illogical assumption here that he's a bad guy. I don't know him, but I doubt he's a dick, or hunched over in the dark over his girlfriend's phone mumbling to himself excitedly over what he can do to her because of it or whatever
Okay, so let's say that he just happens to have the same phone as you. you're girlfriend gets a text at 2 AM. Someone could be in the emergency room, needing a ride, even dead. The only reason someone will contact another person at 2 AM is if they know they are awake, or delivering an urgent message. To be safe, I would have checked it too, if just to make sure everything was fine. But to get a text at 2 AM, check what it was, and see someone say "Hello dear" and sound like a huge, edgy faggot? No, I would tell them to **** right off, especially if they were my girlfriend's ex. There's more than one problem that the ex is committing right here.
1) Texting his ex-girlfriend
2) Texting his ex-girlfriend at 2 AM
3) Doing both 1 and 2 and using the term "my dear"
4) Sounding like an autist
5) Responding in a childish way
#131 to #129 - turtlespear
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Funny, when my smart phone gets a text message, the screen remains dark unless you press the button to light it up. Otherwise, all there is is a sound effect.

You sure are awful certain of unseen circumstances in this post... are you the boyfriend in this post?
#132 to #131 - mapleknight
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Funny, you assume that all phones are you'res.
Do you have a fedora collection?
#133 to #42 - evanxzile
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Especially considering that it's 2 in the ******* morning.
#53 to #42 - thenewgizmobox
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(07/12/2014) [-]
that's what sucks about texting, you can never get the subtleties of actual human speach through text. If you read it in an overly sarcastic and patronizing voice it will be overly sarcastic and patronizing and vice versa.
#44 to #42 - gmarrox ONLINE
Reply +6
(07/12/2014) [-]
It's painfully apparent the new boyfriend is being patronizing and snarky.
#69 to #44 - amuzen
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Hmmm Yeah he's definitely being a little snarky but honestly how do you want him to react in that situation?
The girl he's been sleeping and living with for a month, and has probably been seeing for about 3-4 months just got a text from a whiny EX boyfriend trying to be all sappy.

The ONLY response to that presuming you actually give two ***** about staying with her is to tell him to **** off in a way that he can comprehend is hostile and there really is no way to do that without looking like the bad guy.
#70 to #69 - gmarrox ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Never said I agree nor disagreed with his methods. Just stating a fact.
#72 to #70 - amuzen
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(07/12/2014) [-]
yeeeeeah but you said it in response to someone saying how they didn't see how he was being a dick as though explaining that him being Snarky was a dick move which pretty strongly implies that you think he was being a dick by being snarky and patronizi
#73 to #72 - gmarrox ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Because he was being a dick. That doesn't mean that wasn't the appropriate way to behave in that situation. Are you trying to start an argument or something. Not interested.
#56 to #44 - kmichel
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Exactly.
#45 to #44 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
I don't see it. He COULD just be a friendly guy.
#46 to #45 - gmarrox ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Probably not. Let me break it down for you:

"She's fallen asleep in my arms, like she does every single night for the past month"
-unnecessary superfluous information that serves no purpose other than to attempt to make the ex jealous

The entire second text from him is a jab, making light of typical things a lonely guy would say to his ex

The last text is openly and apparently more hostile and could be paraphrased to "leave us alone, it's 2 in the ******* morning."
#47 to #45 - makedonski
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(07/12/2014) [-]
wow, you're so different and cool.
#48 to #47 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
...what?
#49 to #48 - makedonski
Reply 0
(07/12/2014) [-]
You know what I'm talking about, mr. anime avatar.
#50 to #49 - venomousvalentine ONLINE
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(07/12/2014) [-]
No...
No I don't.
#51 to #50 - makedonski
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(07/12/2014) [-]
just read everything gmarrox has written
#59 to #42 - TheHutchie
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(07/12/2014) [-]
"She's fallen asleep in my arms, like she has every single night for the past month" is him quite blatantly trying to rub it in his face. If it weren't for that line, you wouldn't be able to tell if it's him being nice or a sarcastic cunt, but nobody who wanted to be nice would go out of their way to point that bit out.
#160 to #59 - anon
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(07/13/2014) [-]
The bigger question is why should he go out of his way to be nice or respectful to his girlfriend's ex when his texts clearly came across as him blatantly trying to back into her pants? I think most guys would've been a lot harsher about essentially telling the dude to piss off.
#161 to #160 - TheHutchie
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(07/13/2014) [-]
I think both points you made are the result of you jumping to conclusions.
#93 to #59 - kellendros
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(07/12/2014) [-]
I was walking with a friend of mine, when a third dude walks up and throws that line out, turns out he was full of **** and just trying to get my friend to back off. Sometimes it's just a beta white-knight, trying to act tough, you know?
#145 to #93 - TheHutchie
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Aw man, **** those dudes. I'd rather talk to a dickhead than a beta white-knight any day. you're excellent point has soured my mood.