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Hello my dear. Subscribe to me and add me as a friend to see more funny content!. Hello my dear 2: 12 Ahh vi?' i I know it' s late, and I know it' s been quite

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Hello my dear 2: 12 Ahh vi?' i
I know it' s late, and I know it' s been
quite a while since we broke up
But I need to get something out of my
chest, I want you to tell you something
I very important wmm,“ my I
Easy there, champ. She' s fallen asleep
in my arms, Ge she does every single
night forms past month ll '. i/ ,. 1.
still love her?
But tomorrow when she wakes up I' ll
tell her you miss her? Or is it that you
Or whatever it is that' s so important
you wanted her to know at 2 in the
Just tell forthat I tested HIV positive
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User avatar #7 - bluelightbebop (07/11/2014) [-]
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kill the captain."



-Random User.
#82 to #7 - peterdivine (07/12/2014) [-]
"He captained the ship he sank in just to work the random user."

-Kill
#71 to #7 - johnnybing (07/12/2014) [-]
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kill the captain.



-Random User."

-Bluelightbebop
User avatar #74 to #71 - uzerc (07/12/2014) [-]
“"He sank the ship he worked on just to kill the captain.



-Random User."

-Bluelightbebop”

-Johnnybing
#88 to #74 - eggyeggyeggy (07/12/2014) [-]
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kill the captain."

-Random User."

-Bluelightbebop"

-Johnnybing"

-Uzerc"
User avatar #75 to #74 - vicioushaze (07/12/2014) [-]
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kill the captain.


-Random User."

Bluelightbebop"

-Johnnybing

User avatar #76 to #75 - uzerc (07/12/2014) [-]
I think you forgot something
User avatar #77 to #76 - vicioushaze (07/12/2014) [-]
yep
User avatar #79 to #77 - ugottanked (07/12/2014) [-]
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kil the captain.

-Random user."

Bluelightbebop

-Johnnybing

-uzerc

I think you forgot something

yep
User avatar #92 to #79 - faggotishshit ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kil the captain.

-Random user."

Bluelightbebop

-Johnnybing

-uzerc

I think you forgot something

yep

- *************

"This is ******* bull"
User avatar #139 to #92 - tsoper (07/12/2014) [-]
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kil the captain.

-Random user."

Bluelightbebop

-Johnnybing

-uzerc

I think you forgot something

yep

- *************

SDAGASFHADRH:KFDH

ADFHDL:FHAHJ:

*************
User avatar #151 to #139 - faggotishshit ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kil the captain.

-Random user."

Bluelightbebop

-Johnnybing

-uzerc

I think you forgot something

yep

- *************

SDAGASFHADRH:KFDH

ADFHDL:FHAHJ:

************* "

-tsoper

- *************
User avatar #152 to #151 - stefanovic (07/12/2014) [-]
"I think you forgot something"
- *************


And that, my friends, is how newspapers work
User avatar #168 to #152 - skyrimdovah (11/05/2014) [-]
"And that, my friends, is how newspapers work"

-stefanovic
#5 - sjrigney (07/11/2014) [-]
HFW
#3 - include (07/11/2014) [-]
His FW
His FW
#18 - iRoflcopterU (07/12/2014) [-]
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
#6 - anon (07/11/2014) [-]
I'm not sure which is more of the asshole.
User avatar #40 to #6 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
The new guy is pretty nice.
User avatar #8 to #6 - crazyanimal (07/12/2014) [-]
Why would the new guy be the asshole?
#10 to #8 - twilightdusk (07/12/2014) [-]
he doesn't gotta rub it in like that.
User avatar #11 to #10 - crazyanimal (07/12/2014) [-]
The guy called her "my dear" at 2am... He could of called the kid up and flipped the **** out of him.
#35 to #11 - bann (07/12/2014) [-]
Yea, he was pretty mild about it while still assertively saying "back off man"
#52 to #35 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
well what else does he want texting at 2 am and calling her a pet name? He wants her back and the new bf is telling the old bf to **** off. Nothing wrong with that.
#65 to #52 - Ethshar ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
There's plenty wrong with answering your girlfriend's texts.
#155 to #65 - bann (07/13/2014) [-]
That much is true, no questioning how weird that is.
#19 - lucariopwnz (07/12/2014) [-]
I love this... I may sound like an asshole there and it is definitely sad that this guy has aids and likely gave it to both those other two now.  But the dude responding was just being such a dick... karma is a bitch man.
I love this... I may sound like an asshole there and it is definitely sad that this guy has aids and likely gave it to both those other two now. But the dude responding was just being such a dick... karma is a bitch man.
User avatar #100 to #19 - trollzoll (07/12/2014) [-]
If you are HIV positive it doesn't mean you will get AIDS. You can have HIV without it becoming AIDS the problem is that the person he infected might get AIDS.
User avatar #119 to #19 - imalex ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
im bretty sure he was just trying to scare the **** out of her current boyfriend
User avatar #58 to #19 - FordTough (07/12/2014) [-]
Would you reply kindly to someone who was calling your significant other "my dear"?
#62 to #19 - internetknight (07/12/2014) [-]
Whoa, what? I can't be the only one to think the current bf handled that well.

The ex contacted his gf at 2am, using a pet name. The bf responded accordingly.
User avatar #22 to #19 - MrDeadiron (07/12/2014) [-]
Yea, but this might not have been the first time he's messaged her. I have this crazy ex who text every once in a while trying to get back with me.
User avatar #24 to #22 - thewingedpoet (07/12/2014) [-]
I did too, until the incident.
#1 - letrollzor ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
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#32 - mikepetru (07/12/2014) [-]
Wow that new boyfriend loves her so much he's going through her texts at 2 A.M to tell a guy he doesn't know and has no personal beef with to go **** himself. Maybe the old bf did something wrong and just wants to apologize to her or something. You know, let your girl have closure with this old bf so that she does not harbor any ill feelings about her past relationships that could affect your current one. Or are you so afraid that this girl might leave you for another man at the drop of a hat if she interacted with this guy again?
User avatar #106 to #32 - mapleknight (07/12/2014) [-]
If your girlfriend gets a text at 2 in the morning, the noise will probably make you notice it
The noise will probably make you look at it and see the preview of the text

You're welcome
#116 to #106 - targaryren (07/12/2014) [-]
are you seriously going to comment to everyone
User avatar #117 to #116 - mapleknight (07/12/2014) [-]
Well, I am the holder of the one true opinion, so, you know.
Gotta educate the masses.
User avatar #120 to #117 - targaryren (07/12/2014) [-]
I understand
carry on, you brave brave soul
#55 to #32 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
Ok, as a girl, if an ex texted me at 2 am and called me "his dear" he would not be trying to apologize. At least not in my opinion. He may apologize but that's just so that he can try to sleep with you. Also after you've hurt me enough to end the relationship, I would want to have no further contact with you and couldn't give a **** about an apology at 2 am.
Maybe I just hold grudges but after the relationship is over, don't ******* contact me.
User avatar #57 to #55 - mikepetru (07/12/2014) [-]
I still don't think it was the new bf's business getting involved. If I was him, I would have let her know about the text and let her deal with it. She's an adult and she can handle the situation however she wants. I'd trust her enough to let her deal with this guy how she sees fit.
User avatar #38 - unncommon (07/12/2014) [-]
Everyone who hasn't had a girlfriend/hasn't had one in a while/isn't a man in the relationship is saying "He's a dick and he deserves it."
Everyone else is saying he did a good job.
The guy sending the text messages did five things wrong that I could think of (assuming he truly had HIV). 1. He texted his ex. 2. He texted her at 2a.m. 3. He called her "my dear" whilst 1 & 2 are in effect (worsening the situation). 4. He had sex with someone (presumably) when he knew there was a possibility that he could have the HIV, and if he didn't think there was a chance then why would he have been tested? And finally (here's the kicker...) 5. He texted this girl with 1, 2, & 3 in effect to tell her he has HIV He doesn't even ******* call or see her in person, "Nah I'll just shoot her a sketchy text at 2a.m. to tell her she's getting AIDS for Christmas." **** that guy.

The other guy might have came off as "a dick" but if you were to own a pair then you'd recognize that it's called being assertive. Something that I'm sure most of you have no idea what it is.
#86 to #38 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
Easy there, champ. he's not just being assertive. I've seen your posts, like I have in the past month. What are you going to tell me tomorrow? come up with another wrong argument? is it that you're not even mad? or whatever it is, that you're trying to convince the whole internet of.
User avatar #60 to #38 - sovereignty (07/12/2014) [-]
i would've handled it a lot worse. my girlfriend and I are both very overprotective of each other, so it balances out. but I would've been a lot less.....subtle? calm?
#39 to #38 - targaryren (07/12/2014) [-]
I guess you could say it's an....uncommon trait among FJ members
#54 to #38 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
I agree. Any ex texting you past 10 pm and using a pet name is trying to get you back, more than likely they're trying to get laid though.
User avatar #61 to #38 - TheHutchie (07/12/2014) [-]
Basically, one of them is pathetic and the other's a dick.

There are ways of being assertive without belittling somebody.

I think anyone who has learned anything from past experiences would know that taking either side without knowing a lot more about each person is just plain stupid.
User avatar #64 to #38 - superflystickman (07/12/2014) [-]
Or he isn't HIV positive and he just wanted to **** with the new boyfriend
#67 - Titanasgr (07/12/2014) [-]
hfw
#43 - thepastamaypwnyou (07/12/2014) [-]
burn
burn
#13 - Anetheril (07/12/2014) [-]
**Anetheril rolled image** hfw
#20 to #13 - peterbowser (07/12/2014) [-]
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- Sweet roll.
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- Sweet roll.
#96 - thegamefaceman (07/12/2014) [-]
Man, this comments section is ridiculous. If my girl's ex texted her at 2 in the morning with 'Hello, my dear', I'd be pretty annoyed too. Guys only text that 			****		 at 2 in the morning because they've been lying there, thinking about how lonely they are. Before you know it, it's &quot;Hey, we should catch up&quot; and so on. As the current boyfriend, you make your presence known and why would you act like a little bitch about it?   
   
The other argument I'm seeing is &quot;Why is her boyfriend going through her phone?&quot;. He probably wasn't. The phone probably went off, he woke up/saw it and you guys know how smart phones work, the preview of the message pops up, the guy probably recognised the ex's name and all he would've seen is 'Hello, my dear' and that'd be enough for me to either wake up the girl or do exactly what this guy did. In the end, the ex turned into a jealous dickhead with a smartass line that probably ended with him feeling even more sorry for himself. &quot;Sorry man, didn't know she was with someone&quot; would've been much more ADULT. You can 			*******		 FEEL the amount of people that have been friendzoned on this damn website.
Man, this comments section is ridiculous. If my girl's ex texted her at 2 in the morning with 'Hello, my dear', I'd be pretty annoyed too. Guys only text that **** at 2 in the morning because they've been lying there, thinking about how lonely they are. Before you know it, it's "Hey, we should catch up" and so on. As the current boyfriend, you make your presence known and why would you act like a little bitch about it?

The other argument I'm seeing is "Why is her boyfriend going through her phone?". He probably wasn't. The phone probably went off, he woke up/saw it and you guys know how smart phones work, the preview of the message pops up, the guy probably recognised the ex's name and all he would've seen is 'Hello, my dear' and that'd be enough for me to either wake up the girl or do exactly what this guy did. In the end, the ex turned into a jealous dickhead with a smartass line that probably ended with him feeling even more sorry for himself. "Sorry man, didn't know she was with someone" would've been much more ADULT. You can ******* FEEL the amount of people that have been friendzoned on this damn website.
User avatar #101 to #96 - screwyouman (07/12/2014) [-]
Maybe the ex lives a more happy life, but his current girlfriend uses him and he's rotting from the inside and before he gave into the pleasure of ignorance, he wanted to tell his ex that he loves her and whatever he says in the next days to come is him taking his rage on the world. Not everyone lives an ordinary life.
User avatar #143 to #101 - welfarekid (07/12/2014) [-]
Go masturbate to LeAnn Rimes faggot.
#125 to #96 - donated (07/12/2014) [-]
Maybe he was a nice guy wanting to let his ex girlfriend know he was HIV posititive. I wouldnt like it if my new girlfriend blamed me for giving her HIV when I didnt have it.
**** dont mean **** until you know where and when they took it under what conditions.
User avatar #128 to #125 - narcomancer (07/12/2014) [-]
well you can prove her you don't you pleb
#130 to #128 - donated (07/12/2014) [-]
Well you can prove her did'nt plob.
User avatar #149 to #96 - kameken (07/12/2014) [-]
1. Let's pretend the new boyfriend is real, and not just something the ex made up to scare of the old guy he's not . Under absolutely no circumstances (Apart from an emergency) is it okay to answer something meant only for someone else. That shows that you either don't trust you're partner to be faithful to you, or that you have a massive asshole-ish ego.
2. The guy had no reason to act adult to someone who responded to a text not meant for him like this guy did.You can argue all you want about "Being the bigger person", sometimes a guy who's intentionally being a dick needs a little scare.
3. Being an overprotective =/= being a good partner.
#164 to #149 - amuzen (07/17/2014) [-]
just trusting your partner to be faithful to you without doing anything about it is a huge mistake, I have lost all three of my past girlfriends to cheating because of this. Turns out, most girls actually like having guys that fight for them even if they don't admit it.
#153 to #149 - thegamefaceman (07/13/2014) [-]
As I said, another option would be to wake her up (or wait until morning) and tell her to deal with him. I bet if she answered &quot;I'm with my new boyfriend&quot; or whatever, he'd still say &quot;I'm HIV positive&quot; because of the jealousy and you'd STILL be on his side. Everyone can tell just by the way you type that you've been on the receiving end of this treatment (or you aren't old enough to understand) and you've developed an extremely biased opinion. Here's a tip for when you get or a girl (or if you have one) : stand up for you'reself and make it known that your present if another dude starts his 			****		. No girl wants a pussy as a boyfriend. Not overprotective, but be assertive.
As I said, another option would be to wake her up (or wait until morning) and tell her to deal with him. I bet if she answered "I'm with my new boyfriend" or whatever, he'd still say "I'm HIV positive" because of the jealousy and you'd STILL be on his side. Everyone can tell just by the way you type that you've been on the receiving end of this treatment (or you aren't old enough to understand) and you've developed an extremely biased opinion. Here's a tip for when you get or a girl (or if you have one) : stand up for you'reself and make it known that your present if another dude starts his **** . No girl wants a pussy as a boyfriend. Not overprotective, but be assertive.
User avatar #154 to #153 - kameken (07/13/2014) [-]
There's a difference between standing up for you'reself and being a prick. If he had said "She has a new boyfriend" or something of the like, yes, the HIV joke would have been unwarranted. You can bitch all you want about how you think the outcome would have been the same, the fact is, the new guy responded as he did, and therefore it doesn't matter what he might've done in another situation. your basically saying, "You would've cheered for that guy who killed a murderer who was going after his kid, even if the guy wasn't a murderer".

There is a huge difference between making you're presence known and trying to start a dick measuring contest with a stranger.

I'd say you should quit assuming so much about things you've only a vague idea about, but that's literally all you've done and you'd just have to stop talking at that point.
User avatar #156 to #154 - meuk (07/13/2014) [-]
yourself, really? that's a new kind of down syndrome right there.
User avatar #127 to #96 - narcomancer (07/12/2014) [-]
word.

fj is pathetic when it comes to this **** , none can handle the reality.

i'm afraid many of them could not handle that kind of situation, and would probably rather cry into their pillows and be secretly angry like some white bitch instead of showing them selves and standing you're ground.

besides if you don't care who she texts in 2 am could possibly mean your doing the same.

in conclusion; what kind of weak bitch/unintrested bf are you if you let that kind of **** slide?
#157 to #127 - kameken (07/13/2014) [-]
Oh My God, you are actually, really hunting down my stuff to thumb it down. Bravo.
Oh My God, you are actually, really hunting down my stuff to thumb it down. Bravo.
User avatar #158 to #157 - narcomancer (07/13/2014) [-]
what the intense bodylove are you talking about?
#159 to #158 - kameken (07/13/2014) [-]
I meant to reply to meuk
User avatar #103 to #96 - mapleknight (07/12/2014) [-]
You. I like you, you can stay.
#28 - mrawesomepotato (07/12/2014) [-]
"Easy there, champ"
#37 - batmanbeyonddgrave (07/12/2014) [-]
hfw
hfw
#94 - xenoquack (07/12/2014) [-]
I totally believe this happened.
#26 - killmoves (07/12/2014) [-]
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