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Hello my dear 2: 12 Ahh vi?' i
I know it' s late, and I know it' s been
quite a while since we broke up
But I need to get something out of my
chest, I want you to tell you something
I very important wmm,“ my I
Easy there, champ. She' s fallen asleep
in my arms, Ge she does every single
night forms past month ll '. i/ ,. 1.
still love her?
But tomorrow when she wakes up I' ll
tell her you miss her? Or is it that you
Or whatever it is that' s so important
you wanted her to know at 2 in the
Just tell forthat I tested HIV positive
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User avatar #7 - bluelightbebop (07/11/2014) [+] (14 replies)
"He sank the ship he worked on just to kill the captain."



-Random User.
#5 - sjrigney ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
HFW
User avatar #9 - gemleonn ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (12 replies)
The new boyfriend seems pretty cool, he handled it very well imo
#14 to #9 - fbiagent (07/12/2014) [-]
he handled it like an asshole
#3 - include (07/11/2014) [-]
His FW
His FW
#19 - lucariopwnz (07/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I love this... I may sound like an asshole there and it is definitely sad that this guy has aids and likely gave it to both those other two now.  But the dude responding was just being such a dick... karma is a bitch man.
I love this... I may sound like an asshole there and it is definitely sad that this guy has aids and likely gave it to both those other two now. But the dude responding was just being such a dick... karma is a bitch man.
#18 - iRoflcopterU ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
User avatar #38 - unncommon (07/12/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Everyone who hasn't had a girlfriend/hasn't had one in a while/isn't a man in the relationship is saying "He's a dick and he deserves it."
Everyone else is saying he did a good job.
The guy sending the text messages did five things wrong that I could think of (assuming he truly had HIV). 1. He texted his ex. 2. He texted her at 2a.m. 3. He called her "my dear" whilst 1 & 2 are in effect (worsening the situation). 4. He had sex with someone (presumably) when he knew there was a possibility that he could have the HIV, and if he didn't think there was a chance then why would he have been tested? And finally (here's the kicker...) 5. He texted this girl with 1, 2, & 3 in effect to tell her he has HIV He doesn't even ******* call or see her in person, "Nah I'll just shoot her a sketchy text at 2a.m. to tell her she's getting AIDS for Christmas." **** that guy.

The other guy might have came off as "a dick" but if you were to own a pair then you'd recognize that it's called being assertive. Something that I'm sure most of you have no idea what it is.
#1 - letrollzor (07/11/2014) [-]
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#42 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (45 replies)
Everyones saying her new boyfriend is acting like a dick, but I think he's acting super nice.
Like exceptionally nice.

I don't understand.
User avatar #59 to #42 - TheHutchie (07/12/2014) [-]
"She's fallen asleep in my arms, like she has every single night for the past month" is him quite blatantly trying to rub it in his face. If it weren't for that line, you wouldn't be able to tell if it's him being nice or a sarcastic cunt, but nobody who wanted to be nice would go out of their way to point that bit out.
#6 - anonymous (07/11/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I'm not sure which is more of the asshole.
#10 to #8 - twilightdusk (07/12/2014) [-]
he doesn't gotta rub it in like that.
#96 - thegamefaceman (07/12/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Man, this comments section is ridiculous. If my girl's ex texted her at 2 in the morning with 'Hello, my dear', I'd be pretty annoyed too. Guys only text that 						****					 at 2 in the morning because they've been lying there, thinking about how lonely they are. Before you know it, it's "Hey, we should catch up" and so on. As the current boyfriend, you make your presence known and why would you act like a little bitch about it?   
   
The other argument I'm seeing is "Why is her boyfriend going through her phone?". He probably wasn't. The phone probably went off, he woke up/saw it and you guys know how smart phones work, the preview of the message pops up, the guy probably recognised the ex's name and all he would've seen is 'Hello, my dear' and that'd be enough for me to either wake up the girl or do exactly what this guy did. In the end, the ex turned into a jealous dickhead with a smartass line that probably ended with him feeling even more sorry for himself. "Sorry man, didn't know she was with someone" would've been much more ADULT. You can 						*******					 FEEL the amount of people that have been friendzoned on this damn website.
Man, this comments section is ridiculous. If my girl's ex texted her at 2 in the morning with 'Hello, my dear', I'd be pretty annoyed too. Guys only text that **** at 2 in the morning because they've been lying there, thinking about how lonely they are. Before you know it, it's "Hey, we should catch up" and so on. As the current boyfriend, you make your presence known and why would you act like a little bitch about it?

The other argument I'm seeing is "Why is her boyfriend going through her phone?". He probably wasn't. The phone probably went off, he woke up/saw it and you guys know how smart phones work, the preview of the message pops up, the guy probably recognised the ex's name and all he would've seen is 'Hello, my dear' and that'd be enough for me to either wake up the girl or do exactly what this guy did. In the end, the ex turned into a jealous dickhead with a smartass line that probably ended with him feeling even more sorry for himself. "Sorry man, didn't know she was with someone" would've been much more ADULT. You can ******* FEEL the amount of people that have been friendzoned on this damn website.
#32 - mikepetru (07/12/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Wow that new boyfriend loves her so much he's going through her texts at 2 A.M to tell a guy he doesn't know and has no personal beef with to go **** himself. Maybe the old bf did something wrong and just wants to apologize to her or something. You know, let your girl have closure with this old bf so that she does not harbor any ill feelings about her past relationships that could affect your current one. Or are you so afraid that this girl might leave you for another man at the drop of a hat if she interacted with this guy again?
#67 - Titanasgr (07/12/2014) [-]
hfw
#37 - batmanbeyonddgrave (07/12/2014) [-]
hfw
hfw
#63 - skyrimdovah (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That asshole got exactly what he deserved
#43 - thepastamaypwnyou (07/12/2014) [-]
burn
burn
#13 - Anetheril (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**Anetheril rolled image** hfw
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