Hello Mike. . Meet Mike. Mike can , but he gets an Android phone instead, becauseit' snata dumbass,. meet dave. dave doesn't tell strangers what to do and he couldn't care less whoever made your stupid phone.


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#14 - pornoranger (08/23/2014) [-]
meet dave.
dave doesn't tell strangers what to do and he couldn't care less whoever made your stupid phone.
#1 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
also he likes to have sex with women
#31 to #1 - akselrk (08/24/2014) [-]
But he cant afford that so he ***** dudes. Because he is not a dumbass.
#36 to #31 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
you should start buying something else than apple products my friend, it will change your view on the world and it will give your anus a well deserved rest
User avatar #2 - paradox (08/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - homohominilupusest [OP](08/23/2014) [-]
That must be very shocking around here
User avatar #4 to #3 - paradox (08/23/2014) [-]
if youre not part of the solution then you are part of the problem. be the change you want to see in the world.
#5 to #4 - howyadurrr (08/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 to #4 - homohominilupusest [OP](08/23/2014) [-]
Buddha or Einstein?
User avatar #8 to #6 - paradox (08/23/2014) [-]
dont you mean ghandi?
User avatar #9 to #8 - homohominilupusest [OP](08/23/2014) [-]
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#12 to #10 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
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#27 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
Fixed it.
User avatar #30 to #27 - kyoutu (08/24/2014) [-]
It does when one sudoku machine costs you an extra £200 and does the exact same job as the other sudoku machine.
User avatar #55 to #30 - thebaseballexpert ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
>buying a phone at full price

#60 to #55 - forbesydemon (08/24/2014) [-]
Buying a cheaper phone at reduced price is still less than buying an expensive phone at reduced price.
Buying a cheaper phone at reduced price is still less than buying an expensive phone at reduced price.
User avatar #61 to #60 - thebaseballexpert ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
My point was that I can go down to the Verizon store tomorrow and get either an iPhone 5c or Galaxy S5 for $99 each. Not just a phone at reduced from original. Let's be honest, noone, except the hard core hipsters and richfags, would seriously consider dropping $700 on a smartphone just for the sake of having the latest and greatest smartphone

inb4 contract
#64 to #61 - daemascus (08/24/2014) [-]
Dude you do know that you are still paying for the phone just over a long period of time right?
User avatar #62 to #61 - forbesydemon (08/24/2014) [-]
Contracts are ******* stupid. They last over such a long period of time that you could never guarantee your financial security, which is why they do it. I never bother with top of the line phones anyway, I've broken too many (none of which were my fault) so now I stay mid-range which makes parts easy to find if I break it.
User avatar #65 to #62 - thebaseballexpert ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I've had contracts for my phone since I was 16. it's not that hard to gather together $75 a month if you have a job. hell, even when I was on unemployment i was still making my current $150 a month phone payment. And I can still make my phone, car, rent, food, and credit card bills all working 33 hours on minimum wage ($7.90). Honestly, if you're not stupid with your money, you'll be fine.

It really doesn't save to pay as you go for smartphones. A $700 phone, with an $35 unlimited talk and text card runs you $1120 a year, and a $75 12 month contract plus the "discounted to" $199 phone is $1099. though in the long run, I'm not really concerned about $21 a year.
I do contracts for the insurance in case my phone breaks/broken screen/bricks/stolen/etc., upgrading my phone every year at a DRASTIC markdown (I get bored with stuff easily, plus the new stuff is shiny), and I don't have to worry about phone cards and my minutes running out or something trivial.

For the same price as pay-as-you-go, plus the stuff you get for the contract, i'd rather just do a contract. the whole "contracts are retarded" stuff that get's flaunted around is just as stupid as the dead horse iPhone beating that is everpresent, imho. and no, I don't have an iPhone.
#17 - Jameshaich (08/23/2014) [-]
I have an Iphone on contract at the same price as other competing smartphones   
I have no regrets in doing so.
I have an Iphone on contract at the same price as other competing smartphones

I have no regrets in doing so.
#19 to #17 - hypex (08/23/2014) [-]
filthy casual
User avatar #41 to #17 - morelazors (08/24/2014) [-]
It's ok man, there's nothing wrong with being gay.
#76 to #41 - Jameshaich (08/24/2014) [-]
oh man u burned me so hard   
gif related it my face when u burn me
oh man u burned me so hard

gif related it my face when u burn me
#35 to #17 - tranminh ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
oneplus one is definitely cheaper, with better specs js

#46 to #35 - thatonecommunist (08/24/2014) [-]
Hell, the nexus 5 is the same price and more easily available.

There's really no reason to own an iphone for anything.
#49 to #46 - tranminh ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
the iphone is a good device, but not worth the price. Plus the display is so bad lol retina is a joke
#50 to #49 - thatonecommunist (08/24/2014) [-]
It's really not a good device though, gigantic bezel, low res display, almost completely uncustomizable without jailbreak, even with jailbreak not even close to android, slow gpu/cpu, awful battery life.
#51 to #50 - tranminh ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I mean it's okay, the build quality is fantastic I give them that, but tbh I prefer my s4 to other devices on the market. I'm running the liquidsmooth rom and I have yet to see an iphone or stock android that can match its capabilities.

With the HALO chatheads I have true multitasking as well it's great. Also a removable back for expanded storage and battery access, pic related
#52 to #51 - thatonecommunist (08/24/2014) [-]
I agree, the build quality on iphones are fantastic.

But i don't see the build quality as worth 800-ish dollars vs the competitors.
User avatar #48 - thelonelyfarmers (08/24/2014) [-]
I have an android phone and an ipod touch 5th gen. I use both every day. I get **** from applefags and droidfags
User avatar #33 - gcloud ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
iphone is a solid phone, i went to an android thinking it would be better i regret that decision
#47 to #33 - thatonecommunist (08/24/2014) [-]
What phone did you get?

Android is an incredibly varied experience, disliking one android phone doesn't mean they all suck.

The galaxy S series is god awful because of their software. However, with cyanogenmod, they become incredible.
#53 to #47 - kingranch (08/24/2014) [-]
yeah, example i love android. but not HTC's or Samsungs take on it. i love my nexus, pure android for this cowboy.
#54 to #53 - ihateemo (08/24/2014) [-]
HTC is probably one of the laziest put together phones I have ever seen. They put a **** ton of money to make the case look nice but holy hell the actual phone is so bad.
User avatar #71 to #54 - heartbleed (08/24/2014) [-]
Nexus 5 is prettier than anything HTC can put out imo.
#68 to #54 - kingranch (08/24/2014) [-]
yup, **** me was i disappointed when i went from the nexus 4 to the htc one, i thought "ooh, sexy aluminum harware, front facing speaker, fast processor etc etc." then im trying to run the thing and i wanted to cry. long story short, the htc one's screen broke, and i got a new nexus 4. next phone will be the latest nexus, or that new chrome silver or whatever thats being rumoured.
#15 - Stidwack (08/23/2014) [-]
MFW I just got a Galaxy S5
#16 - hotsand (08/23/2014) [-]
While Android wins in a majority of categories, it sucks as a device to watch porn.

Just being honest.
User avatar #18 to #16 - Lewx ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
#20 to #18 - hotsand (08/23/2014) [-]
The scroll bar at the bottom of the video sucks in comparison to the on on an ipod as there is an actual time shown, plus the video players are pretty ****** up when you're on certain websites like xvideos.

Trust me, I aint suckin Apple's dick, my android can actually download porn which is ******* beautiful, just saying that ipods have the porn game down pretty well.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Lewx ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
So the video player is the same on every porn site when you're on an ipod?
#22 to #21 - hotsand (08/23/2014) [-]
When you play a video it basically "consumes" your screen while android just pops it in a window. While ipods can get finicky as **** , android ****** the bed constantly.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Lewx ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
I see.
Well that's pretty cool i guess.
#24 to #23 - hotsand (08/24/2014) [-]

I enjoyed our discussion on mobile pornography viewing.
#37 to #24 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
this conversation sounds to me like cave men discussing those rocks they found, which look like boobies
#38 to #37 - hotsand (08/24/2014) [-]
At the basic level it pretty much is
#28 - daemascus (08/24/2014) [-]
I like my Iphone, I sincerely believe Iphones and Ipods are the only worlhwhile products from apple.
#26 - CrackPipeWillie (08/24/2014) [-]
MFW my brother got an iphone, when he could have got a Samsung Galaxy  S5>5S
MFW my brother got an iphone, when he could have got a Samsung Galaxy S5>5S
#44 - stickandmove (08/24/2014) [-]
Switched from android to iphone, totally content with my decision.

Stay salty.
#40 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
If you're concerned with what smartphone someone else has, then you're an enormous faggot
#59 - Toximan (08/24/2014) [-]
Wow, it's like people ACTUALLY care about what phone you have.
#32 - severepwner ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - darkmagicmge (08/24/2014) [-]
I just broke the AMOLED display on my s4...
User avatar #45 to #25 - tankthejackal ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
good luck
4s is one of the worst phones to fix
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#11 - killemusen (08/23/2014) [-]
but, does it have infinity edge?
#63 - WTFburger (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #42 - viatio (08/24/2014) [-]
>iPhone hating.
As someone who's tech savy and hates Apple as a corporation, and the Macintosh computer operating system, iPhones are pretty solid. I was reluctant to give them a try, but decided to get one after playing around with my sister's. I do sometimes wish I had opted for an Android phone, after reading about how some offer phenomenal performance, or better life, or less limited software options, but a jailbroken iPhone (which uses TeamViewer to connect to my computer which is always on when I'm out) can do pretty much anything I need it to, and my lifeproof case makes it feel like a ******* tank.
User avatar #13 - xmonke (08/23/2014) [-]
I like iPhone's for the sole reason that I don't have service and if my phone ever breaks I can quickly buy another one off of almost anyone for cheap.
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