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#20 - austinrocket ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I have a poster of this in my dorm.
User avatar #63 to #20 - radicalkid (23 hours ago) [-]
Isn't that the post that got sold for 100.000 dolars?
#81 to #20 - anon (21 hours ago) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
The artist is expressing his inner pain in this work.
User avatar #22 to #20 - traceirving (01/11/2016) [-]
Do you cherish it?
#27 to #22 - austinrocket ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
yes
I have a Star Wars 7 poster next to it now
User avatar #37 to #27 - subcelestial (01/12/2016) [-]
And ************* Rooster Teeth.
Lazer Team Hype
#78 to #37 - azuretheflamegod (21 hours ago) [-]
GIF
**** yeah lazer team!
#75 to #37 - austinrocket ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
ye
#73 to #27 - azuretheflamegod (21 hours ago) [-]
i see someone was at last years rtx, going this year?
#74 to #73 - austinrocket ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
GIF
That was the only one I've been to because a bunch of my high school friends that were a year below me went for their senior road trip from Atlanta and I tagged along as a college freshman.
I can't go anymore, college is a full time job and I now know the disappointments of becoming an adult
There is a company in Austin TX that is looking at me for a summer internship, so if the stars align perfectly align then HELL YEAH!!
User avatar #77 to #74 - austinrocket ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
forget about the second align, it's late here
#76 to #74 - azuretheflamegod (21 hours ago) [-]
GIF
cool i live 3 hours away from austin so i go every year i can, and if im in college for the semester i ask my teachers for study material and homework to do in the hotel. i think i may not be in school during this years but i could decide to get an extra class in real quick or something.

hope you get to go again, its always a fun time.
User avatar #79 to #76 - austinrocket ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
I'll definitely post on here if I'm going again to see if there are any other FJers that want to hang out at RTX
#88 to #79 - azuretheflamegod (20 hours ago) [-]
GIF
cool see you there if you go again!
User avatar #1 - gragasvlad (01/11/2016) [-]
Man I hate art critics... they are the reason a pile of trash can be recognized as art
User avatar #69 to #1 - thesinful (22 hours ago) [-]
My favorite is when art critics talked about the thought and passion that went into each brush stroke of one particular artist's work no I don't remember his name . Said artist was a chimpanzee.
#56 to #1 - crlmsonhazard (01/12/2016) [-]
makes me said that half of STEM graduates end up homeless, but people can get a million dollars for a blank canvas
#114 to #56 - hamidabuddy (18 hours ago) [-]
Where the **** are you getting this **** from? don't say **** like "half" unless you have a source to back it up. Otherwise, stop lying ***** !
#68 to #56 - lexoheight ONLINE (22 hours ago) [-]
Since ******* when do STEM graduates end up homeless? They have like a 95% job placement rate in pretty much every university in America
User avatar #137 to #68 - moosaysthecal (3 hours ago) [-]
i googled "stem graduates homeless" and the second result was your comment, every other one was some success story of a homeless person graduating college hahaha
#138 to #137 - lexoheight ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Neat, I feel accomplished
User avatar #136 to #68 - moosaysthecal (3 hours ago) [-]
yeah i kinda want to know this too
User avatar #93 to #56 - jizzeverywhere (20 hours ago) [-]
Only better known artists make millions off of their art, it's not like every artist is ******* loaded. Everyone always tells people majoring in art to have a back-up, and generally speaking we do. Whereas people studying STEM are hardly ever told to have a backup plan so when that fails they have nowhere to go, my point is that there's two sides to the coin, and not everyone is gonna win... Always have a backup.
User avatar #61 to #56 - nought (23 hours ago) [-]
talke solace, as manollette said, that extraordinarily few artists will ever reach fame and on average STEM salaries pay
#121 to #61 - migueldecervantes ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
There's very little solace to take in the fact that "extraordinarily few artists will ever reach fame" due to our society's declining interest in art.

The decrease in said interest and increase in depression and overall bad ideologies (radical feminism, PC culture, etc.) is, in my opinion, not a coincidence. There is something very important in experiencing other people's observations and ideas through their works, be they paintings, novels or pieces of music. Your mind expands, and, above all, you are not alone.

Yet today, people are lonely and their minds are as narrow as the distance between your eyes.

I'm just kidding. You don't have down syndrome.
#58 to #56 - manollette (23 hours ago) [-]
Just take solace in the fact that for every one person that can do that, there are several thousand who are even worse of than the STEM grads.
#118 to #56 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
you do realise that most of the paintings that sell that much are from painters that are long dead.

Even then there aren't as many as you think.
User avatar #91 to #1 - jizzeverywhere (20 hours ago) [-]
Abstarct art is considered art because it's something every viewer finds a different meaning to, that being said there's a good and bad way to make abstract art, the bad way being just getting a single random object, and throwing it in an art gallery. I guess my point is that we're all critics, and we don't have to respect each other's opinions, but art is weird and we should all accept that.
User avatar #80 to #1 - darrensankari ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Well, a piece of art can be interpreted in many ways regardless of the artists intent, so it follows that even a turd could invoke something deep in any given observer, given the right circumstances.
But there are cases where people claim to know the artists intent better than the artist, and those people are assholes.
#64 to #1 - anon (22 hours ago) [-]
Thank god for the art critic critics.
Keeping the industry in check from anarchy.
User avatar #26 to #1 - belshir ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
a woman took a snapshot of her bedroom (built an art piece that was a messy bed and a slice of her bedroom all ****** and covered in trash) mine is the same but you dont see men and women with a stick up their arse coming into my bedroom and giving me cash to stand around and look at it, its bollocks.
User avatar #28 to #26 - vorarephilia (01/12/2016) [-]
Well, did you try?
User avatar #47 to #28 - belshir ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
not yet, had so much ******* uni work i was buried in it, didnt have time to prance about making a mess and pretend im deep and meaningful
User avatar #94 to #47 - jizzeverywhere (20 hours ago) [-]
Try it out sometime, tell us how much money you get.
User avatar #33 to #1 - advice (01/12/2016) [-]
but that means anime is art
User avatar #55 to #33 - dreygur (01/12/2016) [-]
That's a given
#42 to #1 - destreader ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Trash like this?
(Yes this is a re-post, I am just posting here to try to bring more attention to it.)
User avatar #44 to #42 - questionableferret (01/12/2016) [-]
To be fair, that post is arguably art. My favourite definition for art is:

"Art is anything created by human hands that sheds meaningful insight into something."

The fact that someone framed that comment is actually an ironic action that shows insight into a lot of things. Into how absurd the definition of art is to some people. Into how much people are willing to pay for crap. It also reflects a lot of our modern sentiments towards rebellion. The poster clearly finds the idea that the comment could be art ludicrous, so treating it like art does ironically demonstrate.

I wouldn't pay that much money for it, but for a fiver I wouldn't mind that hanging up in my house somewhere, and I wouldn't mind seeing it in a modern art museum. It would make more sense than a lot of the freaky junk that ends up in there because you don't have to lean over sideways and squint to sort-of see the outline of a woman crying if you look at the abstract statue from the right angle and oh my god I do not get abstract art at all...

For me that comment on its own is cool, but framing it really speaks to what internet culture is all about. It's like how that picture of Beyonce got everywhere.
User avatar #57 to #44 - allnamesrgone (23 hours ago) [-]
ironic *********** is also ***********
ironic **** art is also just **** art
User avatar #126 to #57 - questionableferret (17 hours ago) [-]
The first one is true, the second one not so true. It may be ironic, but it's not **** . In the same way that poetry doesn't need to rhyme or sound pretty, or even be overly long like a haiku, that comment doesn't need to look spectacular to show insight. In 100 years time people might not have as good an understanding of what our internet culture is like. Just look how much has changed since it began only a few decades ago. Just as through paintings we see insight into the culture of the renaissance through that post people can get an understanding of what we were like back then (i.e. Now).

Memes don't last forever, but maybe a post that is simple enough to contextualise our attitudes and behaviours could. It might not look good, but it may well be a better insight into the times than any painting could be, especially considering how little we seem to archive important moments/times in internet history.
#49 to #1 - cdboyawesome (01/12/2016) [-]
Modern Art ladies and gentlemen
#2 to #1 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
"Art critics" basicly killed any meaning of the word art.

Such complete trash has been heralded as art that now a days the only criteria for something to be art is if someone considers it art. So everything can be considered art and when everything is art, nothing is.
User avatar #3 to #2 - afaik (01/11/2016) [-]
Around 130 years ago, a movement named "Impressionism" was formed. They wanted to expand the spectrum of "art" to allow more diverse creations to be noticed and acknowledged. They basically achieved the idea of neglecting the definition of "art" (which was already vague to begin with), and thus opened way for the various new genres of art that popped up from 1900s to current day.

In other words, nobody could figure out what the **** "Art" was since the times of ancient greeks and long before them, and these twats showed up in 1880 or so and said "ANYTHING CAN BE ART!". Little did they know that "anything" is quite a wide scope. According to the current definitions (look up any dictionary entry), I can justify spreading my ass and spraying **** all over your livingroom by calling it "art", and there's no way anyone could argue against it.

Go figure; Diversity for the sake of diversity is ******* retarded. This is further proven by the immigrant crisis and the moronic idea of workplace gender equality (i.e. "I dont care if she's a ******* moron; our company needs women to receive more funding")
#41 to #3 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
That's not exactly how things went down. It has far more to do with the advent photography than anything else.

Up until the late 1800s, the only way to get a visual record of anything was to paint it. This is why you see so many portraits and landscapes. People weren't painting for pure artistic expression, they were doing it because it was their job. Keep in mind the Mona Lisa, arguably the most iconic painting of all time, was just a portrait commissioned by a husband for his wife. Most of the great works were done just to make a buck. If you wanted a realistic image you had to go to a master who had spent decades practicing his craft. People wanted realistic images and so the state of the art progresses towards greater and greater realism. These are the skills artists develop and even their more creative works strive for lifelike imagery.

Then photography comes along. All of a sudden those portraits that took weeks to make can be done in a matter of seconds. Not only that, the average person can now create something "better" than even the most skilled artists for much less time, money, and effort. Realism is suddenly cheap, it won't pay the bills anymore. The artists still had to make a living so they had to innovate. They had to do something other people weren't doing to earn their pay. Impressionism is the natural starting point, it is rooted in realism but adds some variety. All of a sudden you see different genres of art appearing, whereas before artistic style was almost entirely defined by the period and place. We have variety now, who can say that's a bad thing? Just because you don't like some of these varieties doesn't mean that art as a whole is meaningless.

Point is, it's a lot more than some twats a century ago saying "ANYTHING CAN BE ART!" There are some very good reasons they strayed from the traditional paths. I can't say that every new avenue that's been explored has been aesthetically appealing to me, but I can say I appreciate that they have been explored.

And what's up with that last paragraph? I get that you think contemporary art is different just to be different, hopefully I've persuaded you that this is not entirely the case, but the rest of it just dashes way off topic. It just seems like the rambling of a very bitter man. Don't force issues that aren't even remotely related.
#43 to #41 - afaik (01/12/2016) [-]
Well, I am a rather bitter person.

Still, this is actually a pretty good read. Hope others see it. I guess I just don't know any people who could provide input on the topic prior to this.
User avatar #4 to #3 - fatsigurd (01/11/2016) [-]
I quite like impressionist and expressionist art, actually. At least those still have a meaning and require talent. The real ******* only started with abstract art in the 20th century, when every retard with a brush and some paint could suddenly become a world-famous artist.

But I agree that the ****** up state art culture is in right now is due to post-modernism.
#15 to #4 - comicironic (01/11/2016) [-]
>when every retard with a brush and some paint could suddenly become a world-famous artist.
#16 to #15 - comicironic (01/11/2016) [-]
Well, I'm disappointed that didn't upload. Let's try again.
#117 to #16 - blargchikahonkhonk (18 hours ago) [-]
< now that's art
User avatar #5 to #4 - afaik (01/11/2016) [-]
The thing is, even Picasso's **** and Dadaism fall under the same category as spraying fecal matter across public areas.

There is literally no way you can prove that something isn't art since there are no criteria to be met to match the definition.

To me, art is the products of the perfection of a skill that only appeals to senses.

I can carve an image of a viking onto a door, and it won't improve anything about the door. On the other hand, it will make the person owning the door appreciated it more as it appeals to his senses. Same goes for music, video game development, statue carving, you name it. Besides, carving can be rather difficult to make something truly appealing.

I'm still trying to figure out a decent definition to this day, and quite frankly I like this one.
User avatar #6 to #5 - fatsigurd (01/11/2016) [-]
personally, I think for something to be recognised as true art, it should require at least 2 of the following things:

-is appealing for the senses, especially seeing and hearing
-takes a lot of skill and/or practice to produce
-has a deeper meaning or message
-is entertaining
User avatar #7 to #6 - afaik (01/11/2016) [-]
entertainment is appeal to a sense that is neither seeing nor hearing.
having a deeper meaning seems redundant.

Music doesn't have to have a deeper meaning if the sounds and the patterns are appealing. Neither do videogames, which are also forms of art. They're just pleasing.

All in all, I disagree with your suggestion.
User avatar #8 to #7 - fatsigurd (01/11/2016) [-]
I don't think you understand. I said it needs to check at least 2 of the criteria.
Music might be entertaining and pleasing to the ear, but it might not have a deeper meaning.
A painting might require skill to make, have a deeper meaning and look good, but not be very entertaining.
A book might be entertaining and have a deeper meaning but is probably not very pretty to look at.
User avatar #9 to #8 - afaik (01/11/2016) [-]
I think I used the wrong word. When I said "senses", I didn't only refer to hearing, sight, smell, sound and touch. There's the sense of accomplishment (stimulated by RPGs for example), there's sense of community, stimulation of various emotions etc.

Those are all senses, and that's what I meant.

Art has to appeal to one or more senses, and be the product (of a skill) that doesn't affect the functionality of the object - that's my definition.

All in all, "has a deeper meaning" doesn't seem like a necessary criteria, "is entertaining" and "is appealing to the senses" is the same thing, and "two out of four" I'd wager doesn't exist in any definition of any word in any language besides the given example. On topic of word definitions, this just seems redundant.
User avatar #10 to #9 - fatsigurd (01/11/2016) [-]
a lot of feminist art (which usually involves **** , piss, vaginal fluids, screaming, farting and slam poetry) gives them a sense of community, of accomplishment and probably stimulates their emotions
would you call that art, then?
User avatar #19 to #10 - atoaster ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I do like some of the better feminist art. Judy Chicago's The Dinner Party or Sherman's Your Gaze Hits the Side of My Face are nice.
User avatar #11 to #10 - afaik (01/11/2016) [-]
Doesn't seem to be the product of a skill.
#87 to #11 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]
did you sense that with your accomplishment? or do you just like being "edgy"
User avatar #96 to #87 - afaik (20 hours ago) [-]
Feminist Theatre
Care to explain how I'm "edgy" here?
User avatar #115 to #6 - rumpelstilzchen (18 hours ago) [-]
Oh sorry I misread
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User avatar #119 to #5 - whiteobama (18 hours ago) [-]
To be fair, Dada was mostly a product of the times. A form of depressed rebellion against fine art, as they thought the old world of beauty and civilization had been destroyed by the horrors of the World War 1
User avatar #127 to #119 - afaik (17 hours ago) [-]
Regardless of my opinion on the thing, that's a good point (even though it seems a little bit like a case of "something is better than nothing" from the way you put it).
User avatar #51 to #3 - scorcho (01/12/2016) [-]
comparing impressionism to the refugee crisis and gender quotas is a bit of a stretch, you gotta admit that.
User avatar #60 to #51 - afaik (23 hours ago) [-]
Agreed, though I stand by my statement in regards to the whole "diversity for the sake of diversity" thing regardless of context.
#13 to #3 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Congratulations on bringing in completely unrelated topics into the argument.'
Clapclap
#14 to #3 - comicironic (01/11/2016) [-]
And yet Impressionism led to some of the most beloved artworks in history.
The stuff made by Monet, Van Gogh, etc is considered to be of great beauty.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rouen_Cathedral_%28Monet_series%29

>, I can justify spreading my ass and spraying **** all over your livingroom by calling it "art", and there's no way anyone could argue against it.
People could argue against it, it's just wholly subjective and therefore pointless. Art is in the eye of the beholder.

What's your objective standard for art?
User avatar #17 to #14 - emiyashirou (01/11/2016) [-]
Yeah, but there's also a completely blank blue canvas that sold for over $50k
#18 to #17 - comicironic (01/11/2016) [-]
I don't see your point. Clearly someone valued it highly.
#25 to #18 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
That someone must be one ******* idiot, or he tried to show the world that he can buy a blank canva for 50k. Now he's filthy rich and a troll.
#98 to #2 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]
When Everyone's Super...
User avatar #34 - gmarrox ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Back in high school, we had a poem assignment. Knowing very little about poetry, I wrote a bunch of statements that could just barely be considered related top each other, with a lot of help from a thesaurus. Anyway, my teacher liked my poem so much that she entered it in a regional contest and it won. Then, I got called to come to an auditorium full of school board members and teachers and read the poem aloud. Then a bunch of those teachers came to shake my hand and offer their interpretations of my poem.

Fast forward to two years after I graduate, I get an email from my old teacher asking me to give her statement about writing good poems that she could share with her class. I send back "write a bunch of pseudo-deep observations, use a thesaurus, and never use a word more than once, unless it's in the title."

She never replied.
User avatar #66 to #34 - mumon (22 hours ago) [-]
I applaud you for having the balls not to live a lie. I used a similar approach to poetry and got top grades every time. I figured they couldn't give me anything less than an A cause it's a matter of opinion and I was right.
User avatar #92 to #34 - Konigsteiger (20 hours ago) [-]
This guy I went to school with kinda did the same, but instead of reading his poem aloud to the auditorium, he shot up the school.
User avatar #53 to #34 - mexicandudeinsd (01/12/2016) [-]
let us read it m8
User avatar #129 to #53 - gmarrox ONLINE (11 hours ago) [-]
If I still had it/remembered it I would.
User avatar #130 to #129 - mexicandudeinsd (10 hours ago) [-]
pls make another small one, need to see the artistic things in life
User avatar #131 to #130 - gmarrox ONLINE (9 hours ago) [-]
Waking up; primary breath
Respiration, repetition, existence
Light rays pierce the silence
Printing a black grid on the canvas
A prison, trapping the eye
Born each morning behind bars
Shackled by the repetition of being.


Not to make excuses for myself but I wrote this in about 2 minutes and I'm kinda high
User avatar #132 to #131 - mexicandudeinsd (9 hours ago) [-]
damn *****
thats some good quality **** fam
try selling these poems and put weird thoughts into them

say about the struuggles of the black in prison for life after a racist court case idk
business idea
User avatar #12 - Snookbone (01/11/2016) [-]
There was a piece in the Saatchi gallery in London that the artist decided to call "Pretentious Crap".

I respect that person.
#46 - isolovegames (01/12/2016) [-]
>43.8 million dollars
>$43,800,000
>For a white line on a blue canvas
User avatar #71 to #46 - thirdjess (22 hours ago) [-]
In these cases, it's less about the painting and more about who painted it. Just like you buying a limited edition version of a game.
#89 to #71 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]
Both are retarded.
User avatar #90 to #89 - thirdjess (20 hours ago) [-]
Ok, you soulless, passionless husk of a human being. Enjoy your chips with no salt.
#100 to #90 - inthenight ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
How do you sleep at night, knowing that you placed such an inhuman curse upon poor anon? Wishing saltless chips upon someone is second only to wishing they set on a lego.
User avatar #101 to #100 - thirdjess (19 hours ago) [-]
No no no, I'm saying they're so boring that they don't like salt on their chips
#105 to #101 - inthenight ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Ah, I see. Carry on then.
User avatar #99 to #71 - rainbowhead (19 hours ago) [-]
I remember buying Halo: Reach limited edition, the one with Halsey's diary. Not only it is a good read on the whole Spartan project, it has "cut outs" from news, notes, military reports and other cool **** that expands universe and talks about events prior to what happens in games.
My point is, yes, you buy limited editions because it's about a game you like, but you expect to get actual neat and somewhat exclusive content. And this **** in original post can be copied with 2 spray paint cans, and it barely has any value.
Obligatory rest in piece decent non-CoD game, 343 Industries completely ruined the series for me, starting from Zombies mode in Reach.
User avatar #103 to #99 - thirdjess (19 hours ago) [-]
You can expect to get more **** , but that isn't why you buy it. Tonnes of limited edition mystery box games have sold because of this.
User avatar #107 to #103 - rainbowhead (19 hours ago) [-]
That's exactly why you buy it, though: to get more **** related to the thing you like. Although mystery boxes to me are on the same level as pre-ordering and day one DLCs.
User avatar #109 to #107 - thirdjess (19 hours ago) [-]
That might be why you buy them. I personally don't buy them at all. But I do buy things like limited LP's from musicians I like, or expensive tickets to intimate venues etc.
#110 to #109 - rainbowhead (19 hours ago) [-]
Then we're on the same page.
User avatar #97 to #46 - mysisterismywaifu (20 hours ago) [-]
Okay yeah, but you try painting a whole canvas blue and make it look all even like that, I mean, thats something at least.
User avatar #106 to #97 - imashitbricks ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
>put tape down the middle
>pour paint on the canvas

Done. Where is my $43.8 million?

#134 to #97 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]
Except the canvas was blue from the beginning...
#111 to #46 - aerosol (19 hours ago) [-]
I think someone actually cleared this up list time it was posted. It was something about this being painted during a time when artists were experimenting with different methods and colors(or some **** to that effect) and thus making this painting a sort of milestone. I could be wrong though.
User avatar #59 to #46 - CrowbarNinja (23 hours ago) [-]
Art is about what you feel. Someone wanted to buy it for the price. We pay for overpriced **** all the time, why is it a bad thing when its a lot of money.
User avatar #83 to #59 - genericnickname (21 hours ago) [-]
But this is literally something that can be replicated at less then 1% of what this went for.
#86 to #46 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]
It is money-laundering and you know it.
User avatar #50 to #46 - lazycloud (01/12/2016) [-]
Can't you see the imagery? The armies of blue separated by the white line of light and justice,permeating the battlefield with its effervescent glow. ye m80 its **** innit
User avatar #48 to #46 - frostbeard (01/12/2016) [-]
that's a fair price, I can almost feel the line
#36 - bigbrostrider (01/12/2016) [-]
after taking an arts course i came to realize one important factor:

half the time artists don't have any profound metaphysical concepts i mind. they just come up with an idea, carry through with it then just make up some ******** later for the critics to eat up.

User avatar #62 to #36 - vampchild (23 hours ago) [-]
Amen. I love the education I have gotten, but there are so many people, with bachelors in art degrees who have no clue, then ******** their way through.
User avatar #102 to #36 - sketchysketchist ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Same goes with film.
You come up with whatever ******** story you want, and critics/your teacher will make up some ******** about how the shots represent something and how the editing adds to that feel, and the story is an analogy to something of sorts, and how the movie was done very well with a few minor nitpicks but nothing to complain about. 9/10

[spoiler ]And I'm just sitting there like, we just filmed whatevers as soon as we could so we'd have time to get coffee or something before 7/11 closes, but okay. Yeah I totally was aiming for that. [/spoiler]
User avatar #108 to #36 - mercenaryz (19 hours ago) [-]
Student majoring in architecture here, whenever I design my models and structures I just come up with something standard and obvious or what looks cool, then give profound reasoning behind it. Professors eat it up every time, and every student does it.
#30 - noplaceperson ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
best quote about art "People always ask me how can we charge so much for what amounts to gradations of white. I tell them it's not about the artist's name or the skill required, not even about the art itself. All that matters is "How does it make you feel?"
#54 - zuel (01/12/2016) [-]
Clearly the artist was bored and had a lot of time to waste.
User avatar #52 - nickelakon (01/12/2016) [-]
I like how the artist added the about the artist plaque in the first panel.
User avatar #31 - guillermogage (01/12/2016) [-]
This may sound like a random comment, but what is it with backless attire worn by women? Why do they expose their backs and scapulas? Do the women who wear that backless attire like the elegant, smooth skin and shape of their scapula bones through their back-skin and they like to emphasize them; they want other people behind them to see their bony scapulas and smooth flesh on their back?

Maybe the back is exposed because it gets sweaty when it is covered up by clothing? That's the general logic for summer attire because sweat becomes rather sweaty at the shoulder blades. But the males are wearing regular full shirts.
User avatar #35 to #31 - gmarrox ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
My guess, as someone with a very limited idea of how fashion works, is that they create a line on their back for the eye to follow that ends at the booty. So I guess the non-sexist way to say that is it 'accentuates her features"
#21 - mrwalkerfour (01/11/2016) [-]
and sometimes that isnt even enough

art critics like to say "the artist was probably channelling some deeper imagery and meaning into their art unconsiouslly." something like that. they literally cant take simple answers for truth.
#82 - genericnickname (21 hours ago) [-]
Reminded me of this.
A guy set his watch and sunglasses down in an abstract art museum, and people noticed and started looking at it.
User avatar #84 to #82 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
"I call it, The littlest Stoner"
User avatar #38 - hideyoshi (01/12/2016) [-]
Why is Modern Art so Bad?
User avatar #116 - jrockjesse (18 hours ago) [-]
I just don't understand why people try and see meanings in paintings, its just a ******* painting.
User avatar #125 to #116 - HeartOfTheDL ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
Same reason we like making fan theories and enjoy reading them. For an example, the pixar theory. Giving meaning to all of the movies where there may be none.
#123 to #116 - migueldecervantes ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
It's because usually you don't paint something because your only other alternative was to beat up a seven year old with down syndrome.

You usually paint something because you find it important to impart your view of a something you observed in the world. Art is about sharing ideas and feelings. It has a use in society and, to an important extent, is a significant deal for humankind's moral, intellectual and emotional development.

We wouldn't ******* have Museums, publishers and concert halls if the only point was to have fun with paint, a pen or a piano.

"It's just a ******* opera piece, Adolf. Don't get any ideas from it which will lead to WW2."
#65 - cheeseboyofdoom (22 hours ago) [-]
Reminds me of some author, I cant recall his name, giving a lecture at a university and when he told the students what his books meaning was, they basically said he was wrong.
User avatar #67 to #65 - Greevon (22 hours ago) [-]
Fahrenheit 451. Except if you read that book, and then heard what he said it was about, you'd say he was wrong too.
#124 to #67 - migueldecervantes ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
I read the book. Do you remember what he said? I'm very interested...
User avatar #128 to #124 - dragontamers ONLINE (15 hours ago) [-]
Something along the lines that it's about how television is bad and it's not about mass censorship.
#39 - woolfy (01/12/2016) [-]
User avatar #85 - solidusisballadis (20 hours ago) [-]
Welcome to Post-Modernism;

Go **** yourself
#104 to #85 - inthenight ONLINE (19 hours ago) [-]
Ah yes... Post-Modernism.... I had an argument with my sister-in-law and she (being very heavily involved with post-modernist crap) tried to end the argument by saying that everything we were both saying was just our opinions and opinions can't be argued so I have no argument against her and thus she wins. I suppose she did win since I was so dumbfounded trying to wrap my head around the ******** she'd just spewed that I couldn't respond. It was a fun night.
#112 to #104 - mastercolossus (18 hours ago) [-]
GIF
**mastercolossus used "*roll picture*"**
**mastercolossus rolled image**if you married into her family say "i bang your sibling."
if she married into yours tell her outsiders are uncultured swine and she was wrong. Russian Dancing Men : animated music video : MrWeebl then dance to this.
she will think you are doing high art.
#133 to #112 - inthenight ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
How did you know is was Russian? mostly anyway my dad's family came to the US from Russia a little before WWI And I can confirm that we do dance like that.

I married into hers and lived with them for a while. The door in my wife's old room didn't latch so we had to barricade it to keep it closed and one time her sister tried to barge in while we were ******* even though we yelled not to. We didn't get to the door on time and she saw us both naked and screamed.

It was also a fun day.
#139 to #133 - mastercolossus (2 hours ago) [-]
Отава Ё – Сумецкая (русские частушки под драку) Otava Yo - russian couplets while fighting
and here is some more russian dancing for you.
#135 to #133 - mastercolossus (5 hours ago) [-]
i have moments of clarity where i just KNOW things.
i also know you watch porn.
but thats just because you are a male.
#122 to #104 - migueldecervantes ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
That's pretty much post-modernism for you, though.

It's like regressing to infant-like mentalities because you are too scared to have an actual argument. Then, you take a **** and present it as high art since no one can argue about its cultural value.

Yay.
User avatar #24 - misumena (01/11/2016) [-]
If you've got a ******** excuse and can justify it you could smear crap on a canvas and call it art and people will believe it.

"Oh it's just so invigorating to see an artist become so connected with their own work and yet at the same time it as if their statement is showing waste and degradation as if a part of them has been cast away"

I pity anyone here who is starting an art degree in the new study year, enjoy the annoying presentations of so called art, you will see some serious **** and i can give you an example.....

An hour long presentation on an artist who used her own period blood as paint on canvas and people were buying her paintings.

Yeah, good luck with that and i did a bloody photography degree so good luck with people doing full blown art, i saw some crazy **** but there's much worse.
User avatar #45 - solvikaaber (01/12/2016) [-]
I work in an art museum which changes art every month and every month it's worse than the last month. And the people that come to look at the art are the most pretentious and snob people I've seen in my life.
#72 - ainise (22 hours ago) [-]
Art, like all things, is in the eye of the beholder. Art should be an individual experience. Do you get something form staring at a blank wall? Is the Mona Lisa less enjoyable or impressive to you than Nicki Minaj? Do you prefer audio over visual? Are you the kind of person who would sit for 4 minutes and 33 seconds of silence and get nothing out of it? Or would you come away with some sort of understanding?

All things, now, can be perceived as art. I don't think many people have a problem with that. It's the people with sticks up their asses who are causing the problem. People who want to rub their pretentiousness in everyone elses faces. They can go **** themselves. Art doesn't have to be appreciated. It doesn't even have to be liked. You can like or hate whatever the **** you want. Just don't be a douche about it.
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