Heartbroken... hai. this a real human heart after heartbreak. so sad 1 that is a pomegranate no this is a human heart after heartbreak can' t veu read. I wonder what my grapes would be after a heartbreak?
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#27 - jjcoffee (12/21/2013) [-]
just made me hungry, i love pomegranates
just made me hungry, i love pomegranates
User avatar #134 to #27 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
What do they taste like? and do you eat the seeds? I've always wanted to try one I just ******* hate new things. (military parent so I moved every 2-3 years and I hated it)
User avatar #137 to #134 - asasqw (12/22/2013) [-]
The seeds are very sweet. Avoid the juice unless you like very VERY bitter things. Juice is good if you cut it with something sweet though.
User avatar #138 to #137 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
do you just suck on the seeds or chew them? I really want to eat one now.
#140 to #138 - asasqw (12/22/2013) [-]
You can find this at any major supermarket chain. Pomegranates are a fall crop so there should still be some.
#139 to #138 - asasqw (12/22/2013) [-]
Crack a ****** open and grind the seeds with your teeth till the future plant's sweet nutrients till you absorb it's lifeforce
User avatar #33 to #27 - royalwerewolf (12/21/2013) [-]
Stain like ************ though
#113 to #27 - deckbox (12/21/2013) [-]
i drink pomegranete juice however its like £3.65 a bottle, its kind of crazy
#114 to #113 - jjcoffee (12/21/2013) [-]
yeah, pom wonderful, i love that 			****
yeah, pom wonderful, i love that ****
#115 to #114 - deckbox (12/21/2013) [-]
it is, but my wallet it bleeds, i get like Blueberries and walnuts too, that sort of **** is crazy expensive after a while.
#103 to #55 - thewoozlewaazle (12/21/2013) [-]
Sauce?
#2 - geometric (12/21/2013) [-]
I wonder what my grapes would be after a heartbreak?
I wonder what my grapes would be after a heartbreak?
User avatar #111 to #2 - incoming (12/21/2013) [-]
Cut a grape in half, stick it in the microwave and watch.
#3 to #2 - include (12/21/2013) [-]
Raisins.
#5 to #3 - jonraytall (12/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #5 - thestagg (12/21/2013) [-]
Looks like someone forgot leg day!
#57 to #51 - brotunno (12/21/2013) [-]
"Forgot"
User avatar #58 to #57 - thestagg (12/21/2013) [-]
I don't know if I'm being thick, but I don't understand the point you're trying to make. Please explain.
User avatar #59 to #58 - brotunno (12/21/2013) [-]
Oh lol sorry i could have been more clear, its just that a lot of people who lift despise leg day and make excuses not to do leg day. So its like I guess he "forgot" leg day. No one forgets it, they just hate it!

User avatar #60 to #59 - thestagg (12/21/2013) [-]
Ahhhh ok! I get it now. Personally I quite enjoy leg days, maybe thats why I didn't get it.
User avatar #50 - herecomesjohnny (12/21/2013) [-]
Pomegranates are the symbol of the heart in greek mythology. Just throwing this out there.
User avatar #83 to #50 - lyiat ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Try again. It's a symbol of fertility, abundance, and the womb. Not the heart.
User avatar #86 to #83 - herecomesjohnny (12/21/2013) [-]
In the Greek myth of Persephone's abduction by Hades, lord of the underworld, the pomegranate represents life, regeneration, and marriage.[1]
User avatar #88 to #86 - lyiat ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Yes, it was used in Greek marriages as a form of celebration. Hades wouldn't let her go due to her consumption of the fruit, which made them married. The reason the fruit was consumed was due to the fact that it promoted health and 'fruitfulness'. It's not a symbol of the heart. They thought it helped make babies.
User avatar #89 to #88 - herecomesjohnny (12/21/2013) [-]
that wasn't me, i copypasted this quote off a site.
User avatar #128 to #89 - theghostrider (12/22/2013) [-]
Well, if you did copy the quote, it means you agree with it.
User avatar #129 to #128 - herecomesjohnny (12/22/2013) [-]
yeah, that's what i remember from lyceum
#117 to #89 - bigsteamingpile (12/22/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		. That is the perfect response.
Holy **** . That is the perfect response.
User avatar #85 to #83 - herecomesjohnny (12/21/2013) [-]
i won't try again, hades gave demeter's daughter pomegranate seeds to make her stay. We studied that it's (could have been, i'm no scholar) symbolism for heart.
#6 - traffy (12/21/2013) [-]
I would eat it
#9 to #6 - pebar ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
pomegranates are the most delicious fruits ever
pomegranates are the most delicious fruits ever
User avatar #11 to #9 - traffy (12/21/2013) [-]
you clearly haven't tried a human heart after heartbroken
User avatar #21 to #11 - pebar ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
I would probably eat a human heart if it was offered to me
User avatar #131 to #21 - thesinful (12/22/2013) [-]
They need hot sauce to be edible.
#105 to #9 - anon (12/21/2013) [-]
oh really? you're brother told me his coach's son was a very tasty fruit too.....that's how he got that "A" in phys-ed....
#46 - yuukoku (12/21/2013) [-]
What's ironic is that pomegranates are really good for the heart. They help get rid of clogging in the arteries. They're a little difficult to eat, though.
#91 to #46 - hurzg (12/21/2013) [-]
Next time try to peel the outside of the fruit.
User avatar #92 to #91 - yuukoku (12/21/2013) [-]
I do. I cut the top off and peel down.

They're still relatively difficult to eat.
#93 to #92 - hurzg (12/21/2013) [-]
YOU ARE NOT ONLINE. How the **** do you do that.
#94 to #93 - yuukoku (12/21/2013) [-]
You're the first person to bring that up! I've never understood how I do it, but every time I go to my profile page, it says I'm offline.
#95 to #94 - hurzg (12/21/2013) [-]
Maybe you died and your mind managed to upload itself to internet.
#96 to #95 - yuukoku (12/21/2013) [-]
You may have something here.

I dunnow. I do have a life off the interwebz, but maybe that's all a dream...
User avatar #8 - notpolite (12/21/2013) [-]
Fun fact: In swedish it's called GrenadeApple.
#10 to #8 - lordhelmchen (12/21/2013) [-]
Fun fact: in german it's called Granatapfel.
#143 to #10 - anon (12/22/2013) [-]
Fun fact, in English we call it HOLY MOTHER OF GOD LOOK AT THIS MOTHER ******* FRUIT THIS DELICIOUS LITTLE ****** IS A RUBY MINE OF DELICIOUSNESS.
User avatar #12 to #8 - ragnagna (12/21/2013) [-]
Fun fact: In french it's just called Grenade.
#14 to #12 - wheres (12/21/2013) [-]
Fun fact, pomegranate is taken from french
Pome - pomme - apple
granate - grenade
User avatar #30 to #8 - pinkhugs (12/21/2013) [-]
in Portugal we call it Romã >.>
User avatar #61 to #30 - pulluspardus (12/21/2013) [-]
in arabic its called Romana.
User avatar #66 to #8 - tehfalconguy ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Fun fact: Grenades are actually named after the fruit. i think i heard it on mythbusters
User avatar #69 to #66 - toxiic (12/21/2013) [-]
So is the color orange, disproving the whole "why are carrots more orange than oranges?"
#18 to #8 - anon (12/21/2013) [-]
None of these facts are very fun.
#53 to #8 - destroyerofcunt ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
im french and we call it pomme grenade which translate to apple grenade.
User avatar #19 to #8 - sirbutterballs (12/21/2013) [-]
In Spanish it's just called grenade.
User avatar #13 to #8 - preshmilk (12/21/2013) [-]
Fun fact: In Australia it's actually a spider.
#79 - zeroshot ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
I love Pomegranate, and I love this brand.
User avatar #44 - icameheretotroll (12/21/2013) [-]
Pomegranates are both super tasty and super healthy but holy **** they're pain in the ass to eat
#49 to #44 - dontknowmeatall (12/21/2013) [-]
I take the fruit out with a spoon and after I finish it I go to a dark corner and lick the rest out of the peel. Then I wait for a girl to pass by and jump screaming. It's funnier at midnight.
#1 - rubiksdodecahedron (12/21/2013) [-]
<---pomegranate
User avatar #7 to #1 - niggastolemyname (12/21/2013) [-]
Get your diseased hearts out of this thread
User avatar #17 to #7 - spawnsy (12/21/2013) [-]
They are pomegranates, cant you read?

Please dont hate me. its a joke
User avatar #25 to #17 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
I honestly think that everyone who saw the content understands that
#4 to #1 - anon (12/21/2013) [-]
I read masterfile as masterlife.
I read masterfile as masterlife.
User avatar #16 to #4 - Xplode (12/21/2013) [-]
And I read masterlife as masturbate...
2 kinds of people
#38 - mikepetru ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Mikasa thinks it's a real human heart after heartbreak
#141 - osky (12/22/2013) [-]
Immediately thought of this

Couldn't find a proper subtitled version of the scene, made one with my mad paints skills.
#152 to #141 - semidemon ONLINE (12/26/2013) [-]
they're*
#142 to #141 - CXJokerXD (12/22/2013) [-]
&gt;adds text to picture   
&gt;&quot;mad paint skills.&quot;
>adds text to picture
>"mad paint skills."
#145 to #142 - snakefire (12/22/2013) [-]
The concept of sarcasm is lost on you.
User avatar #144 to #142 - chism (12/22/2013) [-]
pretty sure that was sarcasm bro
#40 - lelouchlamperouge (12/21/2013) [-]
common procedure after getting a broken heart is replacing it
#28 - anon (12/21/2013) [-]
>this is x
>that is a y.
>no that's an x

Every tumblr post ever
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#68 to #28 - rublixcube (12/21/2013) [-]
There are two types of people in this world
User avatar #108 - steelwoolsheep (12/21/2013) [-]
Why is there so much tumblr on the front page today? criminy.
User avatar #22 - asshatwithbuttface (12/21/2013) [-]
In german they poetically say: GRENADE APPLE....*booom* vitamins and stuff
User avatar #26 to #22 - krobeles (12/21/2013) [-]
Thats actually what we call it in Danish. A Grade Apple.
User avatar #42 to #26 - kaisermike (12/21/2013) [-]
In mexico, it's literally translated to "grenade"<----granada
User avatar #48 to #42 - krobeles (12/21/2013) [-]
Yeah. That is what we call it in Danish aswell. I just ****** when typing "Grenade" in my previous comment.
User avatar #32 to #22 - syntheticdoll (12/21/2013) [-]
We call it grenade apple in Hungary as well.
#82 to #32 - vytros (12/21/2013) [-]
Gránátalma is the ultimate name.
+4
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#72 - usheryeah (12/21/2013) [-]
712 thumbs for this

funnyjunk isthe most retarded site on earth

get aids and die
User avatar #78 to #72 - heartlessrobot (12/21/2013) [-]
Can we go back to banning people for negative thumbs?
User avatar #122 to #78 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/22/2013) [-]
I wish
User avatar #70 - bumsnacher **User deleted account** (12/21/2013) [-]
This is gore

I'm sorry but I'm going to have to flag you for this post.

it's just too violent.
#73 to #70 - gamergirlmel (12/21/2013) [-]
I understand.
I understand.
User avatar #74 to #73 - bumsnacher **User deleted account** (12/21/2013) [-]
It's okay brotha

we all make mistakes
User avatar #75 to #74 - gamergirlmel (12/21/2013) [-]
I just hope you can find it in your.. pomegranate.. to forgive me
#80 to #74 - chiefbonebiter (12/21/2013) [-]
How the hell do you have red text?
User avatar #81 to #80 - bumsnacher **User deleted account** (12/21/2013) [-]
Magic
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