that actually was in the news
it happend about 8 months ago in poland. when tv station asked Roads Ministry when they gonna fix that hole, spokeswoman said "its not hole, its chip because hole is across something. and we don't fix chips".
I think he's pointing out the importance of properly fitting pants and underwear, especially at social gatherings. Speaking of, he was thrown out of a Magic: The Gathering gathering.
My sister, who's at a college with dining room access, actually had that prank pulled on her. She straight up ate her smothered pizza, not wanting it to go to waste and apparently it still tasted okay. Onlookers were a bit amazed, though.