Have you seen a baby Dolphin before?. now you have.. I have never seen a baby dolphin before in my life. You've also never seen a pregnant asian lady.
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User avatar #19 - dbBlues (11/19/2013) [-]
You've also never seen a pregnant asian lady.
User avatar #36 to #19 - PopcornViking (11/19/2013) [-]
my english teacher last year was asian and she was pregnant
and she actually looked pregant
User avatar #41 to #36 - drunkasaurus (11/19/2013) [-]
*engrish
#67 to #36 - dogeate (11/19/2013) [-]
are you sure she wasn't half Asian. Sometimes hard to tell the difference.
#45 to #36 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
Jew
User avatar #112 to #45 - hieronymous (11/20/2013) [-]
hi ied
User avatar #72 to #19 - axeul (11/19/2013) [-]
You-you're right...
#93 to #19 - skumbaner (11/19/2013) [-]
dfuq man
dfuq man
User avatar #98 to #19 - xtwinblade (11/20/2013) [-]
IRRELEVANT! everybody knows asians cant reproduce.
User avatar #103 to #88 - dbBlues (11/20/2013) [-]
shopped
#83 to #19 - lissblizz (11/19/2013) [-]
oh.....my...GOD YOURE RIGHT!!!   
WHAT IS THIS 			*******		?!?!?
oh.....my...GOD YOURE RIGHT!!!
WHAT IS THIS ******* ?!?!?
User avatar #33 to #19 - schurftinator (11/19/2013) [-]
.........I.....I am scared to google pictures, afraid that there will be no results
User avatar #58 to #19 - Underneath (11/19/2013) [-]
False I have a pregnant asian aunt.
User avatar #59 to #58 - dbBlues (11/19/2013) [-]
Nope she's just fat. Trust me on this one.
User avatar #73 to #19 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (11/19/2013) [-]
Clearly you don't watch enough porn
#27 to #19 - PRotofuzz (11/19/2013) [-]
Wait... what the 			****		?
Wait... what the **** ?
User avatar #28 to #19 - XzipitX (11/19/2013) [-]
stop it man.....just....just don't man.
User avatar #29 to #19 - drunkasaurus (11/19/2013) [-]
holy **** ...
#24 - Darianvincent (11/19/2013) [-]
Yeah? Well here's a baby kangaroo.
User avatar #26 to #24 - twdeathnote (11/19/2013) [-]
Otherwise known as a Joey, baby kangaroos are world famous for being ******* ADORABLE.
User avatar #44 to #24 - calawesome (11/19/2013) [-]
he's wearing a nappy!

#50 - Jesusnipples (11/19/2013) [-]
Here's a small (not baby) feneco
Here's a small (not baby) feneco
User avatar #101 to #50 - oregmes (11/20/2013) [-]
thank you for explaining fennikin for me
#90 to #50 - newforomador (11/19/2013) [-]
I want one of these as a pet, so badly. Nearly as much as I want a red fox.
I want one of these as a pet, so badly. Nearly as much as I want a red fox.
#55 to #50 - wolfsfangss (11/19/2013) [-]
Holy **** look at the size of those ears!!
#51 to #50 - Jesusnipples (11/19/2013) [-]
And a baby bat
And a baby bat
#52 to #51 - Jesusnipples (11/19/2013) [-]
And a very sleepy dog larvae
And a very sleepy dog larvae
#53 to #52 - Jesusnipples (11/19/2013) [-]
Meanwhile, human babies...
Meanwhile, human babies...
#64 to #53 - sorakirin (11/19/2013) [-]
Oh look a duckie
Oh look a duckie
#105 to #64 - arcticassassin (11/20/2013) [-]
Dawwww
Dawwww
#110 to #105 - sorakirin (11/20/2013) [-]
But wait there's more
But wait there's more
User avatar #91 to #53 - snowboyforlife (11/19/2013) [-]
I just spit mountain dew everywhere. Thank you for that
User avatar #69 to #53 - houseofscarlet (11/19/2013) [-]
i laughed at this more than i should've
#3 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
I want to **** it.
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User avatar #12 to #3 - sunnyrain (11/19/2013) [-]
oh my god
#13 to #3 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
a hole is a hole.
#14 to #3 - niggershits (11/19/2013) [-]
There's an actual guide on how to have sex with dolphins...
User avatar #15 to #14 - deadmice ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
and i know where it is... mods, roughly how banned would I be if I posted it?
User avatar #23 to #15 - holycrapimacupcake (11/19/2013) [-]
Roughly 5 banned.
User avatar #25 to #15 - MrMouz (11/19/2013) [-]
i'm no mod but
links are fine under most circumstances
User avatar #34 to #25 - deadmice ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
I WARN ALL OF YOU. DO NOT OPEN THE SPOILERS BELOW.

I REPEAT.
DO
NOT
OPEN
SPOILERS.
MODS, I WILL HAPPILY REMOVE THIS IF YE WISH IT BE. PLS NO BAN
so be it...
You need to login to view this link net/dolphin.php
User avatar #42 to #34 - thesovereigngrave (11/19/2013) [-]
That is a rather... interesting website...
User avatar #113 to #42 - deadmice ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
dont ask...
User avatar #114 to #113 - thesovereigngrave (11/20/2013) [-]
How exactly did you find it in the first place?
User avatar #117 to #114 - deadmice ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
I dont quite remember.
just a heads up, that site has stuff for horses, dogs and more!

seriously though, these people scare me
#119 to #117 - thesovereigngrave (11/20/2013) [-]
I know, I looked at the site. I didn't actually read anything aside from the dolphin parts though.

MFW reading it.

They don't scare me per se, I just find it rather strange. They can do whatever the hell they want for all I care.
User avatar #40 to #3 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Chances are it wants to **** you too, actually.
User avatar #9 to #3 - infinitereaper (11/19/2013) [-]
That is utterly horribly completely disgusting!
You should only **** dolphins that have hit puberty you sicko.
#108 to #8 - mrleopardgecko (11/20/2013) [-]
better to get it, before it gets you
better to get it, before it gets you
#80 - lissblizz (11/19/2013) [-]
but they just look like mini dolphins........... theyre just smaller versions........ thats it. i dont think they look cuter like puppies or kittens cause they drastically change
User avatar #86 to #80 - lolzordz (11/19/2013) [-]
its the big eyes and small nose which makes things cuter
#92 to #86 - ofalo (11/19/2013) [-]
yeah and baby dolphins just have big tails
#21 - hieronymous (11/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #10 - jbgotswag (11/19/2013) [-]
y is it out of the water, did you have sex with it, you sick prev
User avatar #85 - crustydingleberry (11/19/2013) [-]
what a paradox
#54 - ticklemysickle (11/19/2013) [-]
Only slightly related picture I have.
#74 - skublakas (11/19/2013) [-]
oh yea here's a baby red panda!
oh yea here's a baby red panda!
User avatar #76 to #74 - nang (11/19/2013) [-]
I love you for bringing this into my life
#78 to #76 - skublakas (11/19/2013) [-]
here's another
here's another
#82 to #78 - lissblizz (11/19/2013) [-]
this one always has me dying
this one always has me dying
User avatar #79 to #78 - nang (11/19/2013) [-]
OMG YAY!
#95 - kalvissh ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Have you seen a baby hitler before?
#96 to #95 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (11/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #87 - poniesareghey (11/19/2013) [-]
I thought someone put a baby dolphin on a blanket and perched it on a tree branch.
#22 - nequitia (11/19/2013) [-]
dawwwww
dawwwww
User avatar #47 to #46 - nequitia (11/19/2013) [-]
IT'S SMILING
#7 - toadkillerdog (11/19/2013) [-]
oh don't worry baby, I'll give you one of your own
oh don't worry baby, I'll give you one of your own
User avatar #104 - wizzerdofaus (11/20/2013) [-]
Why are human babies so ugly
User avatar #18 - timmity (11/19/2013) [-]
Did you know: Teams of teenage male dolphins team up and find a cave, they then drag humans under water, male or female, drown them then take turns raping them in this cave. This caves, incidentally, are called "Rape caves".
User avatar #94 to #18 - divinecreator (11/19/2013) [-]
sounds plausible however i can see the reverse happening as well a group of teeneage boys find a dolphin
#115 to #94 - tsukaza ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Only if in really shallow water.
Dolphins are really strong and humans are even weaker whilst in water.
User avatar #100 to #94 - timmity (11/20/2013) [-]
i cant
#20 to #18 - tsukaza ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
I would like source of this.
#31 to #20 - fistpump (11/19/2013) [-]
pls no ban, is not even penus
the "rape cave" theory isn't true, at all. it's more... sexual coercion. usually a group of male dolphins group up around a single female. sometimes the female joins the group of her free will, other times it's more of a chris brown-rhianna relationship. but humans are rarely involved. just the odd unwanted humping here and there (again, chris brown-rhianna). and there's nothing much about caves in the articles i just read, either.
you can read this i guess? it's where i paraphrased 80% of this comment from.
justingregg.com/the-dolphin-rape-myth/
#38 to #31 - tsukaza ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Yes, I know it's a myth and what the dolphins do... I was just wondering if comment #18 had any sort of believable source.
User avatar #39 to #38 - fistpump (11/19/2013) [-]
i highly doubt it.
it would be a neat thing though. a dark side to the ocean's most beloved mammal.
and it would be a great place to hide the bodies.
User avatar #48 to #39 - timmity (11/19/2013) [-]
actually, there are 14 dolphin on human rapes in the us alone every year.
#56 to #48 - tsukaza ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Sounds more like to me that the dolphin's are just saying "I want sex" as this is the way they do it with other dolphins and humans. They even masturbate on each other like this.
There's a video of a dolphin masturbating with a beheaded fish body somewhere out there. Don't ask me... I'm not looking for it.
Chances are they are dragging the bait away because it's not putting up ANY resistance, because it's not only the males which do this to humans. Then afterwards, don't rape and merely masturbate with it.
What people count as "rape" might just be those dolphins masturbating using them Without them wanting them to of course.
User avatar #57 to #56 - timmity (11/19/2013) [-]
ah, ok, thanks for the info!
#116 to #57 - tsukaza ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Majestic+creatures/funny-pictures/4893239/

Sorry, but I thought this was a bit relevant. huehuehue
User avatar #118 to #116 - timmity (11/20/2013) [-]
oh joy
#60 to #48 - tsukaza ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Also the whole "we went out to sea and a woman went missing because dolphins" sounds incredibly suspicious to me if you ask me.
And the "Can escape before being dragged to the rape cave" doesn't suit well with me.... the dolphins could and would have dragged them if they really wanted to.
The wrapping their penis around something just literally means "I want sex bro. Or masturbation at least"
That, and coupled with the fact that dolphins (Unless shown somehow) don't even know where there genital area of a human is. They tend to skunk around the knee area of a human because that's where the genital area is on a dolphin.
User avatar #61 to #60 - timmity (11/19/2013) [-]
Mabye they considered holes in the knee as rape holes? IDK.
#66 to #61 - tsukaza ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
My bad if this was supposed to be obvious
#65 to #61 - tsukaza ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
No... it's just where the male/female genital area of a dolphin is.
And I'm sorry... But the more I read on this emtoast site the more it's looking like ******** .
User avatar #71 to #65 - timmity (11/19/2013) [-]
i already agreed with you on source and info, stop being a dick about it
User avatar #1 - stickmansam (11/19/2013) [-]
i cant see how this is possible considering you posted a picture of one
#11 to #1 - greentangooe (11/19/2013) [-]
Found the image, realised that he/she has not seen the picture before. They then decide to upload the image to share with the internet.
User avatar #37 - FightClub (11/19/2013) [-]
who the **** cares? it looks like any other dolphin but smaller.
User avatar #106 - Cambro (11/20/2013) [-]
You've also never seen a black kid with down syndrome
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