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#16 - rodiganschmidt ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
Two years in a row I got drunk and tried to shoot roman candles at my friends... two years in a row i fired the first shot directly at my own chest.
#119 to #16 - anon (08/12/2015) [-]
Well at least someone likes gifs I make...
User avatar #74 to #16 - truemecid (07/22/2015) [-]
The irony of this appeals to me.
User avatar #37 to #16 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/22/2015) [-]
Millions of years of evolution and that's the best you can do?
#6 - Indoknight (07/21/2015) [-]
**Indoknight used "*roll picture*"**
**Indoknight rolled image** when someone pulls out a gun
#114 to #6 - padawonjohn (07/22/2015) [-]
i'm gone from FJ for like 4 months and i come back to a roll like this.

God Bless you
User avatar #34 to #6 - pokemonstheshiz (07/22/2015) [-]
Seven Psychopaths The Best Scene for anyone who doesn't get it
#95 to #34 - allnamesareused (07/22/2015) [-]
Loved that movie
#17 to #6 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
God damn, this roll is great.
User avatar #42 to #17 - wazoowonseventeen (07/22/2015) [-]
ive been noticing an absurd amount of good rolls lately
explain admin
User avatar #53 to #42 - mvtjets (07/22/2015) [-]
because there's an absurd amount of roll spam going on
#54 to #42 - BloodyTurds (07/22/2015) [-]
I doubt its this, but it could be an advanced algorithm to match keywords in a response, or the content title, with ones found when googling those keywords, and then searching the database of post for ones matching. Its just more rolls, and the good ones get thumbed to the top...
#88 to #54 - myreadyassyolk (07/22/2015) [-]
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**myreadyassyolk rolled image**Bruh, thats some google tech system server management sh8.
User avatar #92 to #6 - fornowjr (07/22/2015) [-]
Now that's a good roll.
#21 to #6 - galoshes (07/22/2015) [-]
what a roll
User avatar #68 to #6 - feindmachines (07/22/2015) [-]
........holy **** now the rolls are self aware.
#83 to #78 - feindmachines (07/22/2015) [-]
**feindmachines used "*roll picture*"****feindmachines rolled image** i wish, my rolls are 			****		 lately.
**feindmachines used "*roll picture*"**
**feindmachines rolled image** i wish, my rolls are **** lately.
#86 to #83 - nickotak (07/22/2015) [-]
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**nickotak rolled image** rolling admin doesn't make your panties wet...?
#96 to #86 - allnamesareused (07/22/2015) [-]
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Rolling admin does this to me
#1 - xskullgirlsx (07/21/2015) [-]
The boss battle
User avatar #55 to #1 - redninjaa (07/22/2015) [-]
10/10 would use as weapon in terraria
#91 to #55 - twondai (07/22/2015) [-]
well there's always this thing.
kinda sucks though, and you need to kill moon moon to get it
#70 to #1 - dapop (07/22/2015) [-]
The boss
User avatar #82 to #70 - takesomemorewater (07/22/2015) [-]
That's what it looks like to me, when the boss is defeated.
#31 - songemot (07/22/2015) [-]
War has changed.
#20 - lobbert (07/22/2015) [-]
Ummm.... Excuse me?
User avatar #33 to #20 - pinethrush (07/22/2015) [-]
I love how he looks like he's saying "BEM" as he fires
User avatar #11 - leshiggydonatello (07/22/2015) [-]
them ******** bootleg fireworks, ****
User avatar #23 - aangbingo (07/22/2015) [-]
MAGIC MISSILE
LIGHTNING BOLT
MAGIC MISSILE
LIGHTNING BOLT
User avatar #90 to #23 - myreadyassyolk (07/22/2015) [-]
But who is attack darkness?
User avatar #28 to #23 - manofparody (07/22/2015) [-]
Whoever is casting the magic missile is clearly outmatched. Lightning Bolt is a tier 3 spell while Magic Missile is tier 1. Dude gon' get fooked.
#49 to #28 - amuzen (07/22/2015) [-]
So I tried to imagine a relatively low level situation where I think you might see this happening.

A level 2 rogue level 3 wizard versus a level 5 wizard.
Assuming the level 5 wizard has 16 intelligence as a high stat and the rogue wizard has 16 dex as a high stat then the rogue/wizard gets +7 to reflex saves and has evasion preventing all damage dealt by the lightning bolts if he succeed, meanwhile the wizards DC to dodge his lightning bolts is 16 meaning the rogue has a 55% chance to negate all the damage dealt by the wizards Lightning bolts.
A level 3 wizards magic missile deals 2d4+2 (4-10 damage average 7), meanwhile the level 5 wizards lightning bolt deals 5d6 damage (5-30 damage, average 17) factor in the 55% dodge chance his average becomes 9.35 which still leaves the pure wizard ahead in overall average damage output.
so yeah as a rule of thumb you are correct, the guy spamming level 3 lightning bolts is more likely to win.
(Although, if the rogue wizard were clever he could cast Grease forcing the pure wizard to make balance checks which unless you have 5 ranks or more of balance - a highly unlikely thing for a wizard to have - makes you considered flat footed meaning the rogue wizard would get sneak attacks equally things out, however that's an entire extra action)
#51 to #49 - amuzen (07/22/2015) [-]
I just realized it could actually be pretty effective to make a rogue 15 wizard 5 with the practiced spell caster feat from complete arcane and some sort of spell storing items, then you could consistently toss out magic missiles that hit no matter what and deal 8d6+5d4+5 damage 4 times a day before feats and items which I think is pretty good since one of the bigger weaknesses of Rogues I've found is monsters with huge natural armor values.
User avatar #29 to #28 - couriernine (07/22/2015) [-]
Ah, but Lightning Bolt allows for a reflex saving throw, while Magic Missile automatically hits. True, Magic Missile also does less damage, but maybe he's trying to just finish the other guy off?
#30 to #29 - manofparody (07/22/2015) [-]
He'd be taking more damage than it's worth, when he's just spamming magic missile several times to kill him. Easier/faster to cast a higher level spell rather than spam multiples of low levels, unless he's okay with taking extra damage.

Remember kids: There's no such thing as too much overkill.
User avatar #32 to #30 - couriernine (07/22/2015) [-]
Unless you've got a Rogue/Wizard with both improved evasion and a good reflex save, making it so that you take half damage on a failed save and no damage on a successful one.

Aside from that, I agree, there is not such thing as Overkill.
#18 - therealbigmac (07/22/2015) [-]
Not gona lie. As retarded as that looks I would be tempted to try that after a few beers. With some protective pads and **** on i'm not looking for a deathwish
User avatar #113 to #18 - jakemakefunny (07/22/2015) [-]
Yeah I did it on a snowy mountain in Japan on someone's birthday (had ski goggles if needed). It was very cool. so we wore coats
User avatar #52 to #18 - doctorcamden (07/22/2015) [-]
its a actually really fun. My mate insisted we all wear sunglasses, id recommend it, same mate got hit in the face.
#24 - tinobambino (07/22/2015) [-]
mfw i try and do that
User avatar #27 to #25 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
DIck=Gone
User avatar #62 to #26 - frenzyhero (07/22/2015) [-]
"AC130 is above"
#50 - cornellexplain ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
Surprised this hasn't been posted
User avatar #84 to #50 - strelokkk (07/22/2015) [-]
Jesus Akbar !!!!
#59 - thelastelephant (07/22/2015) [-]
Looks like an average day outside my apartment in GTA V.
User avatar #65 to #59 - brokentrucker ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
>Equip Scorcher
>Enable passive
>Hassle random fighters with bunny hops, flashing lights, and dinging bell
>Laugh when you throw off their aim and they self-destruct with an RPG
>????
>Profit
#43 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
MAGICKA 2 LOOKS NEAT.
#100 - zerkerex (07/22/2015) [-]
>MFW participating in a magic shootout
User avatar #97 - mikepetru (07/22/2015) [-]
LIGHTNING BOLT!!!
User avatar #60 - noahnicholson (07/22/2015) [-]
oh i see, its ok for ******* to shoot eachother, but not police
#67 to #60 - milvus ONLINE (07/22/2015) [-]
Well yea, just like the rule were these people are alowed to call each other " ***** ".
User avatar #71 to #60 - slackjaw (07/22/2015) [-]
...as if you'd ever see police shootin at each other...
#38 - checkemninja (07/22/2015) [-]
This looks fun as all hell but I have this dark fear it will put my eye out
#45 to #38 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
Then put on some damn goggles!
#112 - mrbropony (07/22/2015) [-]
Does anyone else notice the smoke is always the same duckhead shape?
User avatar #111 - ScottP (07/22/2015) [-]
So this is what wizard schools in America look like...
#107 - anon (07/22/2015) [-]
I want to do this so bad....

.... but I can just smell murphey's law....
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