Happy birthday. . You remembered An elephant my birthday! never froggets, mothers teeth. " ,. Thought it was dick in a box God hates tags


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#18 - include (04/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #18 - assrocket (04/05/2014) [-]
At first I thought it was a drum filled with spiders. Nopenopenope/
#61 to #29 - atma (04/05/2014) [-]
That's horrifying.
User avatar #22 to #18 - theground (04/05/2014) [-]
thanks! you remembered!
User avatar #28 to #22 - Greevon (04/05/2014) [-]
You are a very strange little man...
User avatar #12 - chuckbillrow (04/04/2014) [-]
please excuse the copypasta but it is quite relevant

Subject: This is Truly An Incredible Story

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.

As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.

The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant
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User avatar #69 to #12 - imalex (04/05/2014) [-]
wait is this an actual story?..
#2 - matrixone (04/04/2014) [-]
Thought it was dick in a box
Thought it was dick in a box
#58 to #2 - organicglory (04/05/2014) [-]
he'd need a way bigger box
User avatar #5 to #2 - tomahawkkit ONLINE (04/04/2014) [-]
but would it fit in the box
#8 - theannoyingFJguy (04/04/2014) [-]
Joke's on you, elephant.
User avatar #23 to #8 - homoexplain (04/05/2014) [-]
lemme explain...

hes cares more about strong male figures
cuz he gay
#65 to #23 - checkedem (04/05/2014) [-]
way to go fellow
way to go fellow
#46 to #23 - notapancake (04/05/2014) [-]
Or you know, he doesen't 			*******		 care about his mother.
Or you know, he doesen't ******* care about his mother.
#25 - jnovuse (04/05/2014) [-]
**jnovuse rolled image** hunter's face when..
**jnovuse rolled image** hunter's face when..
#27 to #25 - jnovuse (04/05/2014) [-]
I can't believe how relevant this roll was!
#30 - I Am Monkey (04/05/2014) [-]
Elephants never forget. They are true patriots.
User avatar #32 to #30 - freepotatoe (04/05/2014) [-]
Why the American Eagle when this is a photo of the great storm of Britain back in 2013?
#53 to #32 - anon (04/05/2014) [-]
Can't be, it's too sunny to be Britain.
#39 to #32 - nasserjamaliel (04/05/2014) [-]
well... it does say 2011.. which was when there was an earthquake in VA.. before this great storm you speak of
#43 to #39 - icametocomment (04/05/2014) [-]
I was at Petsmart during that earthquake.

We just stood around like confused idiots until my aunt made us get out of the building.
#45 to #43 - nasserjamaliel (04/05/2014) [-]
yeah i was in my dorm with a bunch of people and none of us felt it haha. we only knew there was one cuz someone got on FB and was like "holy **** there was in earthquake" and it was all over everyone news feed lol
#26 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
Aw how adorable. He got his mother a pair of dentures
#19 - maaarknuuuut (04/05/2014) [-]
gimmie dem teeth
gimmie dem teeth
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#17 to #1 - insatiable ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
The tears make it so much more satisfying, for some reason.
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#31 - pinkfloyd (04/05/2014) [-]
**pinkfloyd rolled user lametitan **
User avatar #50 to #38 - doitsu (04/05/2014) [-]
Dammit willindor I wanted to p√ľost this >
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#54 to #52 - doitsu (04/05/2014) [-]
I would do the same thing like my KAMERADEN in this gif.   
IF we would meet in person
I would do the same thing like my KAMERADEN in this gif.
IF we would meet in person
User avatar #13 - afuckinmazing (04/05/2014) [-]
Maybe I'm retarded but... Jokexplain pls help.
#14 to #13 - jokexplain (04/05/2014) [-]
you know how poachers hunted elephants for their ivory?
this is the elephant's revenge
added joke: he never forgot
#15 to #14 - afuckinmazing (04/05/2014) [-]
Thank you based Jokexplain.
#59 - cypprus (04/05/2014) [-]
**cypprus rolled image** how i poach.
#57 - felex (04/05/2014) [-]
"Tell the girl she's pretty and she will not believe you. Tell the girl she's fat, and she will never forget it" I guess elephants have a good memory.
#24 - cypprus (04/05/2014) [-]
**cypprus rolled image** my teeth.
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