Hammer. . The Parade: Axe me makes me so angry the fact that they adn' t call it a paradice makes we angrier than the actual are. that's not a paradox this is a paradox
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#14 - LloydIrving (03/12/2014) [-]
Seems Tumblr likes to use words without fully knowing what they mean. Ironic, Paradox, Racist, Homophobe, etc.
User avatar #50 to #14 - whatsthebigidea (03/12/2014) [-]
I'ts actually based of the ship of thesus, which raises the question that if an object has all its components replaced over a long period of time, is it still considered the same object?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus
Cool stuff.
#21 to #14 - vileinsect ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
here's is paradox. "This Sentence is False" - GLaDOS
User avatar #26 to #14 - frankwest (03/12/2014) [-]
"Literally"
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User avatar #108 to #56 - LloydIrving (03/13/2014) [-]
That's not it, I've been on Tumblr (though very rarely) and my sis is a huge tumblr fanatic. "Ironic" is seriously a word they'll throw around for any situation. Is it "ironic" that you got a bean-bag chair for Christmas when you asked for an Iphone? And how does one describe themselves as "ironic"? This is the kind of stuff you see on tumblr.

I take The Oatmeals's stance on the word: no use fighting over what it mean, as it has different applications. There's a limit to those applications though. Waking up late for school isn't ironic unless there's some sort of context (there rarely ever is). I once saw a grilled cheese sandwich described as ironic. No context, no explanation, just "I just ate a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch." replied to with "How ironic! I only had a pancake."
#80 to #56 - ponyfaggotsmustdie (03/12/2014) [-]
you get dem sexy buns orc honey

my place or yours cutie buns
User avatar #11 - adu ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Well everyone already knows it's not a paradox, but what IS it, exactly?

I think it's an experiment in inefficiency.
User avatar #15 to #11 - dafiltafish (03/12/2014) [-]
inverted would be a good word for it.
User avatar #16 to #15 - adu ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
That's what it is, really. Not sure why I didn't think of it...
#6 - warlockrichard (03/11/2014) [-]
that's not a paradox
this is a paradox
#64 to #6 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
TL;DR
#65 to #6 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
If 'she' is born with both sets of organs only one of them will function properly. Therefore 'she' wont be able to produce sperm as well as producing fully working eggs.
#12 to #6 - asugar (03/12/2014) [-]
Someone literally stole the plot of "----All you zombies---" and called it their own, and you just let them get away with it.
User avatar #19 to #6 - amegaara (03/12/2014) [-]
oh my god my mind cant take that i stopped trying to understand this!
#94 to #6 - theturtletorres (03/12/2014) [-]
"Strangely attracted to a drifter"
#30 to #6 - skyblueshinx (03/12/2014) [-]
MFW
MFW
#34 to #6 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
This is stupid. I'm sorry, but for a paradox to be acceptable, it can't have me forced to accept that a woman can turn straight into a man after one operation.

It just ruins it for me.
User avatar #7 to #6 - paradox (03/11/2014) [-]
that is an acceptable paradox.
User avatar #1 - proudbrony (03/11/2014) [-]
inb4 this is not a paradox
User avatar #2 to #1 - paradox (03/11/2014) [-]
its an imposter. I AM THE REAL PARADOX
User avatar #3 to #2 - proudbrony (03/11/2014) [-]
inb4 60 million thumbs
User avatar #4 to #2 - xenoquack (03/11/2014) [-]
Well I didn't see that coming.
User avatar #5 to #4 - paradox (03/11/2014) [-]
thank you i try
#68 to #5 - lfunnymanl (03/12/2014) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #725170 at Friendly **...too hard hue also the game
User avatar #75 to #2 - anonymoose (03/12/2014) [-]
You must hate seeing this picture.
User avatar #76 to #75 - paradox (03/12/2014) [-]
the only pictures i hate to see is anything mentioning schrodinger & his damn cat. oh & when ever a new episode of doctor who comes out. they either drive my notification bar crazy or give me a migraine that makes me go crazy.
#93 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
Minecraft
#99 - smoothmcgroove (03/12/2014) [-]
Who the **** gets angry at an axe
#39 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Yes. Okay. We get it. It's not a paradox. It's a 			*******		 joke. Every time, every time this content is posted, dozens of neckbeards get their cheetoh-stained fingers out of their assholes and type the mess "It's not a paradox". We know it isn't. It's a joke. For this instance the misuse of the word is fine.
Yes. Okay. We get it. It's not a paradox. It's a ******* joke. Every time, every time this content is posted, dozens of neckbeards get their cheetoh-stained fingers out of their assholes and type the mess "It's not a paradox". We know it isn't. It's a joke. For this instance the misuse of the word is fine.
User avatar #89 to #39 - pickingAnameSUCKS (03/12/2014) [-]
I didn't think it was funny SPECIFICALLY because it was wrong.
PLUS, when some people see this, they'll think it IS the proper use, and that spawns a whole ******** of English-language-mangling ********* in the long run. People are stupid enough as-is, don't enable the spread of more stupidity.
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User avatar #78 to #39 - meganinja (03/12/2014) [-]
Why should I allow somebody to be incorrect?
#44 to #39 - givememoarpony (03/12/2014) [-]
**givememoarpony rolled a random image posted in comment #156 at When your sister develops breasts **

let them be. dictionaries and pop science magazines are the only bookmarks they can feel smart from.
#74 - stabmon ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
This seems like something they'd use in an infomercial. Gif related.
This seems like something they'd use in an infomercial. Gif related.
User avatar #79 to #74 - dudenectar (03/12/2014) [-]
thanks obama
#29 - failzer (03/12/2014) [-]
How is this a paradox?    
   
I always thought a paradox was something like:-   
   
"I can resist anything but temptation."   
   
or    
   
"Nobody goes to that restaurant because it is too crowded."   
   
or    
   
"Drowning in the fountain of eternal life"
How is this a paradox?

I always thought a paradox was something like:-

"I can resist anything but temptation."

or

"Nobody goes to that restaurant because it is too crowded."

or

"Drowning in the fountain of eternal life"
#40 to #29 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
I think the point was you cant get wood without using an axe to cut down the tree and you cant make the axe without wood. but obviously this would only be true if axes could only be made of wood
User avatar #58 to #40 - FightClub (03/12/2014) [-]
no, that isn't the point. the point is someone reversed the axe components for a parody.
#49 to #40 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
i can get wood without an axe *wink*
so sexy!
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User avatar #31 to #29 - mitchellhw (03/12/2014) [-]
A paradox is more like this:

If Pinocchio said "My nose will now grow" but it doesn't then that means he lied, which means it would grow, but then that means he was telling the truth, so then it wouldn't nut then it would.... etc

Paradox^
User avatar #32 to #31 - failzer (03/12/2014) [-]
Ah yeah i remember that one from school, complete ******** lol
User avatar #33 to #32 - mitchellhw (03/12/2014) [-]
Yeah haha I love paradox's
#87 to #33 - solideogloria (03/12/2014) [-]
Paradoxes*
User avatar #42 to #31 - givememoarpony (03/12/2014) [-]
actually, it wouldn't be a lie when he said it because there would be no previous thing that he purposely contradicted. it is not lying when you say something incorrect, and there is no universal deity dictating to your minds what is correct or what is incorrect.
User avatar #35 to #29 - chrispoot (03/12/2014) [-]
Here is a simple one for ya:
"This statement is false."
^ Only that.
User avatar #36 to #35 - failzer (03/12/2014) [-]
Heres one,

If you didn't read this comment, reply to me
User avatar #41 to #36 - givememoarpony (03/12/2014) [-]
what if i replied to comments randomly? i dont need to be told to reply to reply.
User avatar #95 - thunderkrux (03/12/2014) [-]
Does that mean it cuts metal not wood?
User avatar #57 - FightClub (03/12/2014) [-]
where's the paradox? it's a reverse axe, simple as that.
User avatar #59 to #57 - paradox (03/12/2014) [-]
im at starbucks stealing wifi
User avatar #72 to #59 - zathura (03/12/2014) [-]
It took me a while to figure out why that comment was relevant until I read your name.
#83 - mrjunebug (03/12/2014) [-]
Tumblr really likes to hear themselves talk, don't they? They don't even know the words they're using. ******* cancer.
#86 to #83 - anon (03/12/2014) [-]
I never thought I'd say this, but Funnyjunk's infatuation with Tumblr has really made me believe that Tumblr is the most retarded cancerous site on the web. More cancerous than 9Gag, more cancerous than Reddit.
User avatar #66 - planetpluto (03/12/2014) [-]
To chop metal trees?
User avatar #82 to #66 - darkeyedangel (03/12/2014) [-]
id like to elect you president
#9 - include (03/12/2014) [-]
That is not a paradox.
User avatar #96 - timelordjam (03/12/2014) [-]
MCDERPER FOR **** SAKE GET HERE WITH THE ORANGE JUICE no pulp
User avatar #106 to #96 - mcderper (03/13/2014) [-]
Imma commin!!! im riding a giant marmoset and got the juice and doritos. no pulp of course
User avatar #107 to #106 - timelordjam (03/13/2014) [-]
Oh, you kept one of those marmosets from that incident?....i should have too
#46 - fuckyosixtyminutes (03/12/2014) [-]
Glad to see this and can't wait to see it again next week and the week after!
User avatar #28 - icameheretotroll (03/12/2014) [-]
Paradox isn't something merely reversed, its when the answer contradicts itself
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