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Hakuna your tatas!

 
Hakuna your tatas!. Don't have a rack attack, son.. i. Alternative phrases to "calm your tits" I soothe your boobs I misstress your breasts I undo the calamity

Don't have a rack attack, son.

i. Alternative phrases to "calm your tits"
I soothe your boobs
I misstress your breasts
I undo the calamity that is your mammaries
I adjust yourlust before it combusts
I also like:
I give that meet e rest
I hakuna your tense
don' t have a rack attack
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Submitted: 04/25/2015
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#11 - dafuckisthisshit (04/26/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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#1 - kingdaniel ONLINE (04/25/2015) [+] (3 replies)
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''Hakuna your tatas''
''Hakuna your tatas''
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#13 - itsbeowulftime ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Get those Knockers off their rockers.
Pacify Thine Bosom.
Holster your honkers.
Cool Your Cans.
Unfluster your Bust,dear.
Hush your Hooters.
Dim your headlights.
Relax your milk sacks.
Simmer your swingers.
Get a gripple on them nipples.
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#2 - Zaebos (04/25/2015) [-]
contain the calamity which is your mammaries
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#19 to #2 - doodthedud (04/26/2015) [-]
I loved that moment.
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#4 to #2 - roflstorm (04/25/2015) [-]
*rage fill gurgles intensitying*
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#8 to #2 - alecmason (04/25/2015) [-]
I don't have to, this isn't the 40's.
I don't have to, this isn't the 40's.
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User avatar #3 - kenshirokisame (04/25/2015) [-]
Relax the mega milk
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#23 to #10 - newdevyx (04/26/2015) [-]
Never.
Never.
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#15 - melolicious (04/26/2015) [-]
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#17 to #15 - anon (04/26/2015) [-]
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#20 - unchaned (04/26/2015) [-]
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User avatar #22 to #20 - newdevyx (04/26/2015) [-]
When someone says your instead of thine.
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#32 - anon (04/26/2015) [-]
I ******* lost it... I can't breathe! This is the best EVER!
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User avatar #9 - maxpaynenarration [OP](04/26/2015) [-]
Don't bugs ya jugs.
Don't fuss ya duds.
Control those bowls.
Contain those dames.
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User avatar #7 - toncheky (04/25/2015) [-]
don't make your set upset
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#5 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
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User avatar #21 to #5 - glitternips (04/26/2015) [-]
Le ban
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User avatar #30 - arrowed (04/26/2015) [-]
this sounds like a wu-tang / eminem collab if you just read the bullets
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#29 - rollingpicture (04/26/2015) [-]
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Stop the fit in your tit
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#26 - gloomyhallow (04/26/2015) [-]
Rack attack, rawr!
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#24 - rubusguy ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
unshake thy cushions
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User avatar #16 - vissova (04/26/2015) [-]
Hold back them titties they be goin ****** ape ****
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#14 - neongreenkitty (04/26/2015) [-]
I'll hakuna your tatas
I'll hakuna your tatas
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#12 - Sunset ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
NO
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User avatar #6 - toncheky (04/25/2015) [-]
noice
 
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