Hakuna matata. . my basment and I were having sex. Just as he was about he finish, he pulled nut and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face  FML
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Hakuna matata

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my basment and I were having sex. Just as he was about he finish, he pulled nut and came in his
hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, '/ r PML
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comments On 12/ 20/ 3 at E: - intimacy - by ) - United States {N _ "stirs)
1 comment C At least he didn' t wipe it on your farm Eat: and say‘ "Simba"
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#6 - include (12/21/2013) [-]
Boyfriends FW
User avatar #28 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
Anyon ehas this with Trixie?

Post pls on /hentai/ or / ********* /
#62 to #28 - anon (12/22/2013) [-]
We got the pentagons top 20 cytologists trying to figure out what the 			****		 you just said.
We got the pentagons top 20 cytologists trying to figure out what the **** you just said.
User avatar #83 to #62 - revengeforfreeze (12/22/2013) [-]
Are you an idiot

There is a version with trixie from my little pony.

Where she has giant tits. I asked people to post it on the **** brony board.
#5 - include (12/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 to #5 - thekinganon (12/21/2013) [-]
Is there a source for this gif?
User avatar #27 to #15 - ellenrimbauer (12/21/2013) [-]
Sleight of Hand - Funny Shorts #31

This is what I found
#16 to #15 - include (12/21/2013) [-]
I don't have it sorry.
I don't have it sorry.
User avatar #17 to #16 - thekinganon (12/21/2013) [-]
It's okay, hopefully someone else does.
User avatar #29 to #5 - fjaggot (12/21/2013) [-]
I like magic tricks that include tits. No but seriously that name probably annoys you...
#38 to #29 - include (12/21/2013) [-]
Everyone say they hate my name. But I like my name it means a lot to me.    
   
I think it was made for me considering I never get annoyed, I burst into random conversations and try to make random funny conversations.
Everyone say they hate my name. But I like my name it means a lot to me.

I think it was made for me considering I never get annoyed, I burst into random conversations and try to make random funny conversations.
User avatar #7 - TheUsername (12/21/2013) [-]
At least he didn't "Smack cam" you and put it on vine.
User avatar #22 to #7 - messerauditore (12/21/2013) [-]
is that a common thing?
User avatar #34 to #7 - toiletpaperkid (12/21/2013) [-]
vines are cancerous
User avatar #12 to #7 - swimmingprodigy (12/21/2013) [-]
I was in the middle of writing that exact comment when I glanced down 2 inches and saw you already did
User avatar #13 to #12 - TheUsername (12/21/2013) [-]
Great minds think alike. (:
#31 to #13 - frostshaitan ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
Or fools never differ
User avatar #14 to #13 - swimmingprodigy (12/21/2013) [-]
Cheers
#25 - anon (12/21/2013) [-]
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#3 - anon (12/21/2013) [-]
that description

"My basement and I were having sex."

huehue
User avatar #44 to #3 - thegreathoodoo (12/22/2013) [-]
Lovestory of a Neckbeard
User avatar #82 to #3 - lmOldGreg (12/22/2013) [-]
"He pulled nut"
#85 to #82 - anon (12/22/2013) [-]
"1 comment C At least he didn' t wipe it on your farm Eat: and say‘ "Simba" "
#4 to #3 - hakuna (12/21/2013) [-]
That's not the description
User avatar #11 to #4 - WtfStrawberries (12/21/2013) [-]
its in the description
User avatar #77 to #11 - tentaquil (12/22/2013) [-]
That's the lightbulb
User avatar #87 to #77 - WtfStrawberries (12/22/2013) [-]
but the lightbulb is in the description. Its a part of it.
User avatar #88 to #87 - tentaquil (12/22/2013) [-]
Actually the lightbulb is used to translate hard to read words for people who can't really read the text in the content, and a description is something you use to describe the content. They're completely different things
#89 to #88 - WtfStrawberries (12/22/2013) [-]
First off, you dont need to explain what light bulb is. I know what light bulb is supposed to do. and while it is supposed to read text off of photos, its not for the reason you think it is. My point, though, is that the light bulb is IN the description. Literally. Not that it is the description, but that its in the description.
#92 to #89 - tentaquil (12/23/2013) [-]
Why'd you thumb me down, I thought we were homies
Why'd you thumb me down, I thought we were homies
User avatar #90 to #89 - tentaquil (12/22/2013) [-]
To be honest, I think you're the only person in this site that I've seen to call the lightbulb a part of the description
User avatar #91 to #90 - tentaquil (12/22/2013) [-]
Except for that anon of course
#33 - luwak (12/21/2013) [-]
You lose this time lightbulb

>basement
User avatar #41 to #33 - swagasauruss (12/22/2013) [-]
"At least he didn' t wipe it on your farm"
User avatar #35 to #33 - oxymoronking (12/21/2013) [-]
hey, lightbulbs go out sometimes
#18 - grimmreaperz (12/21/2013) [-]
<< Mfw I climax
<< Mfw I climax
#43 to #18 - alphajunk (12/22/2013) [-]
<My climax
#26 to #18 - anon (12/21/2013) [-]
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#48 - chrsbrrss (12/22/2013) [-]
The light bulb did not disappoint. my basment and I were having sex. Just as he was about he finish, he pulled nut and came in his
hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, '/ r PML
User avatar #52 to #48 - insightfulspinach (12/22/2013) [-]
At least he didn't wipe it on your farm Eat: and say' "Simba"
#19 - xthexsamxmanx (12/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 to #19 - rockamekishiko (12/21/2013) [-]
cancer
#37 - nargogh (12/21/2013) [-]
God dammit, Captain Marvel
User avatar #9 - infinitereaper (12/21/2013) [-]
a real man would have eaten it to absorb it's power
User avatar #53 - aldheim (12/22/2013) [-]
When you're about to finish, lean in close and whisper erotically: 'you can't flim-flam the zim-zam.'
User avatar #47 - JENNAY (12/22/2013) [-]
I wish I was a man so I could do the "Simba" thing
User avatar #57 to #47 - improbablyyourdad (12/22/2013) [-]
You can borrow mine.
User avatar #60 to #47 - payseht (12/22/2013) [-]
women can do fun stuff, too
The rodeo: Wrap your legs around the guy and tell him you have an STD. See how long you can stay on.
User avatar #30 - woddy ONLINE (12/21/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4l3hK9XI9k



Why is there no Spiderman thread here? Obviously he did the Peter Parker !
#55 - lolzordz (12/22/2013) [-]
to make a joke right after cumming... seems a bit cringy
to make a joke right after cumming... seems a bit cringy
User avatar #2 - breaken (12/21/2013) [-]
in 2012 my text alert was the fus ro dah, once while me and my lady were making sweet love. At the point of my climax I got a text. It was fantastic.
User avatar #63 - RaciallyDiverse (12/22/2013) [-]
um this isnt funny, thats practicly rape :/
User avatar #93 to #63 - themarineelite (12/26/2013) [-]
***** you're name is blue why u trying to troll?
User avatar #65 to #63 - zekeon (12/22/2013) [-]
Are you a feminist?
User avatar #66 to #65 - RaciallyDiverse (12/22/2013) [-]
um are you a rapist? :/
User avatar #67 to #66 - zekeon (12/22/2013) [-]
Explain why this is rape then.
User avatar #68 to #67 - RaciallyDiverse (12/22/2013) [-]
um because she obviously didn't want the cums on her face :/
User avatar #69 to #68 - zekeon (12/22/2013) [-]
That doesn't make it rape.

Intercourse without mutual consent is rape.
User avatar #70 to #69 - RaciallyDiverse (12/22/2013) [-]
yeah u keep telling urself that i bet uv convinced plenty other girls that u raped that it wasnt rape. but not me !!!!
User avatar #72 to #70 - zekeon (12/22/2013) [-]

noun
1.
the unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.
2.
any act of sexual intercourse that is forced upon a person.
3.
statutory rape. (to have sex with someone under the age of consent)
4.
an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation:
the rape of the countryside.
5.
Archaic. the act of seizing and carrying off by force.
verb (used with object)
6.
to force to have sexual intercourse.
7.
to plunder (a place); despoil.
8.
to seize, take, or carry off by force.
verb (used without object)
9. to commit rape.
I don't see what the problem here is. Besides the fact I am clearly taking the bait.
User avatar #73 to #72 - RaciallyDiverse (12/22/2013) [-]
fukin filthy rapper
User avatar #74 to #73 - zekeon (12/22/2013) [-]
Something against rap music?
User avatar #75 to #74 - RaciallyDiverse (12/22/2013) [-]
dw i'm just bored and trolling
User avatar #76 to #75 - zekeon (12/22/2013) [-]
Assumed.
User avatar #80 to #76 - RaciallyDiverse (12/22/2013) [-]
why aren't you just super cool
#81 to #80 - zekeon (12/22/2013) [-]
Why yes, I am.

Thank you for noticing.
User avatar #84 to #81 - iamtheceej (12/22/2013) [-]
...why are you putting effort into arguing with a troll?
User avatar #64 to #63 - trollchildxy (12/22/2013) [-]
Really? I'd say he's just worried about her complexion.
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