Haircut. Source: Imgur.. Seems legit.
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#1 - jeffyd (11/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Seems legit.
User avatar #4 - cactuspantsftw (11/12/2013) [+] (6 replies)
He;s bald though
He doesn't need a haircut
Who is stupid enough to give him $ ?
User avatar #6 to #4 - jooby (11/12/2013) [-]
Don't feed the troll. He's a aspie.
#16 - trollaccountjpg (11/12/2013) [+] (7 replies)
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches ( **** was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like ************* fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my **** to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
#37 to #16 - eddymolly (11/12/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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#10 - verycoolcat ONLINE (11/12/2013) [-]
In a New York subway, a famous violinist who had sold out a show in new york where tickets were over $100 a piece... played an over a million dollar stradivarius violin on the subway for several hours and only three people stopped to actually listen for longer than a minute.
#44 - jamesisonfunnyjunk (11/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You haz not hair
User avatar #8 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [+] (5 replies)
girls with cancer look the best because their bald
thumb me up if yuo agree
User avatar #40 to #39 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
mfw people think my honest opinions are just trolling
#65 - heisenberg (11/12/2013) [-]
**** yea Boston bums
#43 - funnygiggles (11/12/2013) [-]
I saw a dude playing an accordion the other day in the subway. He was pretty good at it too.
I gave him a dollar.
#15 - watanigga **User deleted account** (11/12/2013) [-]
planning aHEAD
#2 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #36 - xxmemesxx (11/12/2013) [-]
you ******* retards hes bald
User avatar #3 - fuperbooper (11/11/2013) [-]
Holy **** , it's Bobby Hill!
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