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User avatar #16 - lexivex ONLINE (06/17/2014) [+] (20 replies)
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Oh Great Hydrated One, I have followed your teachings and thus I have replaced my blood with pure clear water, just a fraction above freezing temperature!
#168 - Rascal (06/18/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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**anonymous rolled image** "I would cry for you but tears are just the devil sucking away water" Had me cracking up
User avatar #97 - GoldenLotus (06/17/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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After replacing my usual drink of coke with chilled water, I've found that I can now fly for up to 5 seconds. This is only day one, I'm excited to see what's next if I keep this up.
#224 - twotwelve (06/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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I fed some water to my blind son and now he can see! Thank you water hero!
#280 - gunnyjoe (06/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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Stand back and sound the horns of war, the Salted One has arrived.
#108 - thee (06/17/2014) [-]
#266 to #108 - Rascal (06/18/2014) [-]
Yes, make this a thing, never let the bitch live it down. Let her cringe when she is 40 and still running into this.
#64 - firesky (06/17/2014) [-]
Came to thought at the last one
User avatar #52 - psykobear (06/17/2014) [-]
"i hate water only blood for me"
"lol no did you know im satanist"
These people...
#38 - pokimone (06/17/2014) [-]
Fukkin 15 year old Satanic girls talking about drinking blood and **** , they don't even know what satanism is, they just know it pisses off their parents.
#223 to #38 - Rascal (06/18/2014) [-]
i killed a Mexican with intention to eat his flesh. but then i thought, that's enough edginess for one day. so i sliced and cut him(it was harder than i thought), put his little body bits in a grinder, and then poured the silly looking stuff in his bathroom and flushed it(took me a whole day, i even ordered food from his place), and i bleached everything, my self, and disappeared... do i have anything to worry about? i took his cross and Mexican flag as souvenirs though.
User avatar #231 to #223 - pokimone (06/18/2014) [-]
Sounds to me like you should be good. I would make sure to take care of whoever delivered the food though, overall it sounds to me like you did a good job. Just check under the grinder blades, a lot of people forget about those.
User avatar #150 to #38 - entertaining (06/18/2014) [-]
That and the mexican kid with the " ****** be trip pen pieces".
I don't know why that kid kind of bothered me.
#177 to #150 - innocentbabies (06/18/2014) [-]
Is it because he was a douche?
User avatar #216 to #177 - entertaining (06/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, most likely.
#44 to #38 - iscrewbabies (06/17/2014) [-]
Everything else in this compilation made me laugh, but that made me mad.
That's not what Satanism is about, for **** sakes.
Those bitches be joking, I know, but they can go **** themselves and joke about other things instead.
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#47 to #46 - iscrewbabies (06/17/2014) [-]
I myself believe in LaVeyan Satanism, and it is actually pretty nice.
Ironically enough Satan is a lesser evil than God. If they exist, that is.
User avatar #232 to #47 - dropdeadbiotch (06/18/2014) [-]
Hey, thanks for bringing up LaVeyan Satanism. I really like their beliefs, and all. I have never heard of it, and wish I had of earlier. Thanks
User avatar #87 to #47 - flibstaar (06/17/2014) [-]
I also follow LaVeyan Satanism. If people took the time to look into it, rather than spouting their 'oh you must worship the devil' ******** , I think Satanism would be respected a whole lot more.
User avatar #214 to #87 - germed (06/18/2014) [-]
LaVeyan satanism is really just an atheist that is a narcissistic prick. Everyone is better off just not putting redundant labels on **** .
Even to someone who does know what it is they are still going to think you are a cunt, because that's exactly what the beliefs imply.
User avatar #324 to #214 - flibstaar (06/22/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say I was a 'narcissistic prick' because there happens to be a pre-existing label on my personal values. I don't preach Satanism or anything, I just have a quiet respect for it, and it's also quite a comfort to know there are other people who share my beliefs!
#246 to #87 - Rascal (06/18/2014) [-]
"If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy."

yeah dude totally respectable
User avatar #323 to #246 - flibstaar (06/22/2014) [-]
Well if someone came into my home and was disrespectful to me, I would not tolerate that. I'd ask them to leave, and I would not feel guilty about doing so. It's up to you, personally, to decide how far you will act to interpret the rules. I wouldn't harm them, and I also personally wouldn't be cruel, but I certainly wouldn't allow the behaviour to continue. It's a totally respectable set of beliefs, but as with everything there are rules which some will take to extremes.
#326 to #323 - grandlordchicken (06/22/2014) [-]
So it has a series of moral beliefs but no supernatural ones. Reminds me of some sects of Buddhism in that regard. Seems like a fairly open moral belief system too. Seems to be mostly about self direction, individualism, and freedom. Not half bad, seems like a pretty nice religion, still why call it satanism? seems to just cast it in a negative light.
User avatar #327 to #326 - flibstaar (06/22/2014) [-]
Yes, moral beliefs but no supernatural ones. You've got it spot on, at least as far as I myself interpret it! Individualism, self-direction, freedom, definitely! I'm not too keen on calling it Satanism either, but I suppose that's because Satan is used as a representation. It's just a bit misleading, because if you've never heard of it, it does make it sound like you're a devil worshipper!
User avatar #313 to #87 - grandlordchicken (06/18/2014) [-]
So, I just skimmed the Wikipedia article, how is this satanism if you don't beleive in satan? If I carry out christain rituals but don't beleive in god I'm not christain right? Isn't religion defined by what you beleive not what you do?
I'm honestly curious as to your viewpoint here.
#315 to #313 - grandlordchicken (06/18/2014) [-]
Ok, so after reading further: am I right in understanding that "satan" in this religion is not an actual external deity but a representation of internal urges, desires, and instincts?
User avatar #325 to #315 - flibstaar (06/22/2014) [-]
Haha, yes, effectively! I'm not a die-hard or anything, I just think the principles match up to my pre-existing values and beliefs, and I like the idea of Satan personifying the carnal desires.
#37 - benschien (06/17/2014) [-]
mf while reading this
mf while reading this
#148 to #134 - newdevyx (06/18/2014) [-]
"Why? Why? After all this searching..."
#178 to #134 - reptilec (06/18/2014) [-]
I love you
I love you
#54 - aryastarkismywaifu (06/17/2014) [-]
Is alkalised water okay?
User avatar #84 to #54 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
activated almonds always gets me
#181 to #54 - innocentbabies (06/18/2014) [-]
Isn't that basically just Gatorade?
#179 to #54 - popkornking (06/18/2014) [-]
>Homemade coconut   
Legitimately lol'd
>Homemade coconut
Legitimately lol'd
User avatar #288 to #179 - commontroll (06/18/2014) [-]
It's a homemade tea, with coconut and such.
User avatar #86 to #54 - puremadmentalged (06/17/2014) [-]
Don't **** with me of course it isn't ******* okay
#139 to #54 - masterfong (06/18/2014) [-]
What the **** , activated almonds are real
#23 - Rascal (06/17/2014) [-]
>lol, i just took a shower, does that count?
>Don't **** with me of course that doesn't ******* count
#1 - commontroll (06/17/2014) [-]
"Tears are just the devil sucking away water."

Holy **** this is hilarious. I need some water.
#4 to #1 - avanger (06/17/2014) [-]
Yes you need water my fellow brother go on and drink water
#269 to #4 - intenso (06/18/2014) [-]
**intenso rolled image**
User avatar #12 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to this, so I'll just go drink some water so I won't be a filthy heathen.
User avatar #13 to #12 - avanger (06/17/2014) [-]
Keep going until you're full.

Humans are 75% water. We are incomplete. The ultimate goal is to achieve 100% harmony with Water.
User avatar #14 to #13 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/17/2014) [-]
are you the all mighty hydra? has senpai noticed me?
User avatar #15 to #14 - avanger (06/17/2014) [-]
Sorry for the wait, I had to go refill my jugs.

Remember, stay hydrated, stay aware, the Salted One is always around the corner
User avatar #128 to #15 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/17/2014) [-]
today I started my water fortress just for you senpai. I'm starting an all water diet. I stive to be 100% water. like a jelly fish.
User avatar #130 to #128 - avanger (06/17/2014) [-]
and immortality granted by water like jellyfish my fellow brother
#272 to #13 - intenso (06/18/2014) [-]
**intenso rolled image**
User avatar #2 - thespartanpony (06/17/2014) [-]
Water is bad for you
statistically speaking, 100% of all people exposed to water DIE
water is the LEADING cause of drowning
overconsumption can lead to excessive urinating, sweating, and even death!
100% of murders, rapists, serial killers, etc have admitted to drinking water!

User avatar #294 to #2 - telekinesis (06/18/2014) [-]
Nobody noticed he literally just quoted the guy from "Flips Tips" on Adult Swim haha
User avatar #319 to #294 - thespartanpony (06/19/2014) [-]
i quoted an iphone app called clear vision... you kill people and it showed up in the newspapers
#17 to #2 - mumitrolden (06/17/2014) [-]
Are you the Salted One?
#127 to #2 - hyperactivewalrus ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Is this what you're after?
User avatar #41 to #2 - owemiegawd (06/17/2014) [-]
however it is reported that 100% of people who do not drink water die, and well as experience symptoms of fatigue pain and loss of consciousness.
not drinking water is a symptom of being a filthy peasant.
under consumption of water can lead to a ****** mood, heat exhaustion, and even death!
100% of people who died from dehydration admitted to not drinking enough water
#6 to #2 - commontroll (06/17/2014) [-]
Why would you say that about the superior liquid?

Did you know that 100% of healthy babies had mothers who drink water? Or that immortal animals are mostly water?

Excessive urinating is just water driving out the devil from your body.
User avatar #7 to #6 - avanger (06/17/2014) [-]
You are a true follower of the mighty Neptune. May you stay hydrated for the rest of your days.
#8 to #7 - commontroll (06/17/2014) [-]






Hail Hyrdo.
#278 to #7 - intenso (06/18/2014) [-]
**intenso rolls 36**
#3 to #2 - avanger (06/17/2014) [-]
**** YOU!! DRINK WATER. HYDRATION IS THE KEY!
User avatar #9 to #3 - jasonmaki (06/17/2014) [-]
you look like a young leonardo di caprio + water
#114 to #9 - ghoulification (06/17/2014) [-]
actual young leonardo dicaprio + water is not a good thing
User avatar #256 to #3 - FightClub (06/18/2014) [-]
oh **** you're actually a user
#276 to #3 - intenso (06/18/2014) [-]
**intenso rolls 463**
User avatar #204 to #3 - amuter ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Why are you not drinking that water you masochist!?
#203 to #3 - mereglim (06/18/2014) [-]
Behold!
#20 - tvfreakuk (06/17/2014) [-]
Gatorade is better.
#317 to #20 - demrogz (06/18/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #21 to #20 - avanger (06/17/2014) [-]
I'd pray for for your soul, but Mercy is the Gatorade of emotions.
User avatar #22 to #21 - tvfreakuk (06/17/2014) [-]
Water alone is disgusting. Need that dilute stuff for it to be any good at all.
User avatar #24 to #22 - avanger (06/17/2014) [-]
You ******* communist, 3 litres an hour is essential to any proper society
#26 to #24 - tvfreakuk (06/17/2014) [-]
Glorious Vimto dilute master race
#27 to #26 - avanger (06/17/2014) [-]
YFW the salt apocalypse happens because of you and your kind
#28 to #27 - tvfreakuk (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the delicious taste of assorted berries (with added Vitamin C)
User avatar #29 to #28 - avanger (06/17/2014) [-]
Of course you can't hear me, dehydration causes hearing problems.
#43 to #29 - tvfreakuk (06/17/2014) [-]
I can't help it that you're jealous of all this flavour, dude...
#209 to #43 - avanger (06/18/2014) [-]
You're just jealous of my hydration faggot. DO YOU EVEN HYDRATE!
#270 to #209 - intenso (06/18/2014) [-]
**intenso rolled image**

#122 to #21 - goldengohan (06/17/2014) [-]
but it's got electrolytes in it
#162 - Fwimble (06/18/2014) [-]
>lol no did you know im satanist
#101 - buttholee (06/17/2014) [-]
You're a liar... a filthy liar
#251 to #101 - Rascal (06/18/2014) [-]
I'm not dead yet
#250 - midothegreat (06/18/2014) [-]
WAKE UP PEOPLE
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