Gym teachers. .. 'or else you'll end up eaten like your other classmates'
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User avatar #48 - lamarsmithgot (10/30/2013) [-]
my high school gym teacher used to do the same thing, but he'd also shout "C'MON KIDS, HUSTLE!! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE ME, NOW MOVE IT!!"
#53 to #48 - ffinfinity ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
that was pretty funny
that was pretty funny
#71 to #48 - anon (10/30/2013) [-]
good motivation
#54 - uploaderdeleted (10/30/2013) [-]
This one time in my high schools football camp we were doing ab workouts, we had a really fat coach who kept yelling at us for doing them wrong, and one of the kids told him "How about you come down here and show us"
#94 to #54 - anon (10/30/2013) [-]
what a rebel.
#105 to #94 - zerith (10/30/2013) [-]
He must be a...Leather rebel! sorry...
He must be a...Leather rebel! sorry...
#19 - thechosentroll (10/30/2013) [-]
My gym teacher's this oldass woman, who could easily be my grandma, yet she could outrun most of the class and probably beat me at arm wrestling.
User avatar #3 - teoferrazzi (10/29/2013) [-]
'or else you'll end up eaten like your other classmates'
User avatar #39 - connorjay (10/30/2013) [-]
I loved my PE teacher.

When we had to do laps and circuit training and everything similar, he joined in, and most of the time doing more.

When we had to do the lap of our mile, he would do two, first with us that did it fairly quickly, and then he'd go around with the larger kids who couldn't make it too quickly.
#44 - stadic ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Now what if I enjoy taking laps?
Now what if I enjoy taking laps?
User avatar #146 to #44 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
I don't know, what if I enjoy taking naps?
User avatar #64 to #44 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Then you took the Emi route?

I don't know.
#65 to #64 - stadic ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
I just like Cross-country bro, I don't do Visual Novels
I just like Cross-country bro, I don't do Visual Novels
#66 to #65 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
And yet you understood the reference.
#67 to #66 - stadic ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
I have been on this site long enough to have heard of it
I have been on this site long enough to have heard of it
User avatar #99 - CaptalnPlanet (10/30/2013) [-]
my freshman health teacher was eating a krispy kream donut while teaching us about a proper diet
#45 - wartroll (10/30/2013) [-]
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#121 - garfvader (10/30/2013) [-]
They do it to stop you becoming what they are
They are just tryin to make a better tomorrow for us all
User avatar #147 to #121 - keatontheghostfox ONLINE (11/02/2013) [-]
I'm concerned about the blueberries.
#25 - thebeerdude (10/30/2013) [-]
When i was 12-16 i had two gym-teachers.    
The first, Kikki, was a 			*******		 whale (we're talking a minimum of 140 kg here), but it was the only female teacher with the appropriate education for it.   
The second one, a guy named Charlie, was great when the school hired him, but after a night of drinkin one weekend, he fell onto train-tracks and got both of his legs, and most of his left hand run off.    
   
So neither of my gym-teachers was ever running, and not because they didn't wanna, the 			*******		 physically couldn't.
When i was 12-16 i had two gym-teachers.
The first, Kikki, was a ******* whale (we're talking a minimum of 140 kg here), but it was the only female teacher with the appropriate education for it.
The second one, a guy named Charlie, was great when the school hired him, but after a night of drinkin one weekend, he fell onto train-tracks and got both of his legs, and most of his left hand run off.

So neither of my gym-teachers was ever running, and not because they didn't wanna, the ******* physically couldn't.
#1 - xxangelisxx (10/29/2013) [-]
This made me remember my high school gym teachers, both fatass females who forced us to run dozens of laps and again, again, and again, while their own lardasses wouldn't be able to run even the short 100 meter distance.
User avatar #8 to #1 - Dairycow (10/30/2013) [-]
thats not even that hard retard, gym class is so easy, you think that cardio is hard join a sport like wrestling or swimming. then you can complain.
User avatar #10 to #1 - hyeroshi (10/30/2013) [-]
Perhaps they were doing that so that we'd notice we would become a fellow lardass if we didn't run.
User avatar #11 to #10 - xxangelisxx (10/30/2013) [-]
Maybe.

Dude, they could barely walk.
User avatar #13 to #11 - hyeroshi (10/30/2013) [-]
I've always had PE teachers is decent shape, although I only had one who would do stuff with the students.

Side story time - My previous math teacher was a cripple who used to coach soccer. The reason he's crippled is because of a bad land while playing soccer.
User avatar #14 to #13 - xxangelisxx (10/30/2013) [-]
Ouch.
User avatar #38 - lordmacflurri (10/30/2013) [-]
My gym teacher ran from the front to the back during these kinds of things.
User avatar #21 - burnitall (10/30/2013) [-]
: Gym Teachers : Foamy The Squirrel
#42 - nuclearpowerplant (10/30/2013) [-]
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#28 - wanicochil (10/30/2013) [-]
All these people talking about doing laps and exercises for PE

All we did was play soccer every time we had PE
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User avatar #40 to #2 - sirslimyscrotum **User deleted account** (10/30/2013) [-]
I once did it in the snow resulting in cut legs from the ice; maybe you'd enjoy the snow more?
User avatar #75 to #2 - commontroll (10/30/2013) [-]
Maybe you should wear running shoes then dumbass.
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User avatar #98 to #87 - rainbowrush ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Buy some. I'm pretty sure it's required anyways
User avatar #97 to #87 - commontroll (10/30/2013) [-]
Well that's too bad. Go to Ross and buy a pair. I got a good pair of them for 5 bucks. I sincerely doubt that's out of your budget.
User avatar #77 to #2 - badsamaritan ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Ever been to Houston? The weather will make your converse milt during the winter.
User avatar #96 to #77 - commontroll (10/30/2013) [-]
I don't know man, we get winters colder than lots of places in the US. It's that humidity that does it. But good lord I doubt they're used to Houston heat.
#118 to #2 - obeyweegee (10/30/2013) [-]
You really didn't deserve all those red thumbs just because you said "Converse". Here, have my green thumb.  I don't even know what Converse is.
You really didn't deserve all those red thumbs just because you said "Converse". Here, have my green thumb. I don't even know what Converse is.
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User avatar #122 to #120 - obeyweegee (10/30/2013) [-]
K, thanks.
User avatar #124 to #2 - killerliquid (10/30/2013) [-]
I've tried playing soccer (yes soccer, not basketball) in converse.

Never again.

It would probably have done the same thing to my feet regardless of if I was playing soccer or basketball though.
#72 to #2 - anon (10/30/2013) [-]
Nothing about your comment warranted -40 thumbs.
Jeez funnyjunk, sometimes I think you just click the big shiny corresponding button without thinking sometimes.
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#5 to #2 - twentytwelve (10/30/2013) [-]
The only time my gym teacher ever talked to me was to say "Listen up morons, if you chew gum in the gym I'm sticking my foot up your you know what, you got that?!"
The only time my gym teacher ever talked to me was to say "Listen up morons, if you chew gum in the gym I'm sticking my foot up your you know what, you got that?!"
#102 to #2 - anon (10/30/2013) [-]
Reasons your comment deserved 53+ downvotes:
1) complaining about **** that was your own damn fault
2) "were" not "where"
3) "literally burning".. nobody believes your feet had flames coming off of them
4) that gif made me punch a baby
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User avatar #139 to #103 - babyanalraper ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
But that's like not bringing your calculator to maths because you might not need it...
User avatar #9 to #2 - gemleonn (10/30/2013) [-]
You wore converse to gym class, I feel like that was your fault
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User avatar #78 to #74 - lafuriaroja (10/30/2013) [-]
Converse are great shoes. But you don't exercise in them.
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User avatar #82 to #81 - lafuriaroja (10/30/2013) [-]
Well if you're going to bitch about it and post a stupid-ass .gif, then I suppose so.
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User avatar #86 to #85 - lafuriaroja (10/30/2013) [-]
I didn't give you the red thumbs. I'm just telling you why you're wrong about the Converse.
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User avatar #148 to #88 - gemleonn (11/03/2013) [-]
Sorry bro, I didn't mean for you to get so many red thumbs, or for me to even get so many. I was just letting you know.
Don't work out in converse hahaa
User avatar #80 to #74 - imnotkickthecat (10/30/2013) [-]
They are not running shoes
#140 - guanyu (10/30/2013) [-]
My old gym teacher wasn't like that at all. He was built and athletic. He was short, but built and athletic none the less.
The things he could do where impressive.
His substitute on the other hand...
#138 - spanishninja ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #134 - superstephtime (10/30/2013) [-]
My old sport teacher was named mr.bullock and he is like 45 but he was buffed, I remember when everyone thought he was a pedo because he had most of the female classes and little of the male classes. One day one of my friends asked him why he took most of the female classes and hardly any male classes and the reason was because apparently all the boys either wanna do two thing rugby or football. Also I remember when two boys were fighting over some stuff, mr. bullock went straight over there grabbed both of their collars shouted stuff while they cried. no one ever ****** with him again.
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#141 to #79 - kangaroorat (10/31/2013) [-]
Double standards hurt the soul. I call nudity.
#108 to #79 - oliphan (10/30/2013) [-]
I don't know why, but this comment looks like a copypasta.
User avatar #110 to #79 - TarnRazor (10/30/2013) [-]
I can see why you're a physical education teacher
#90 to #79 - gmarrox (10/30/2013) [-]
What 			*******		 language are you speaking?
What ******* language are you speaking?
User avatar #91 to #90 - kfcinafrica (10/30/2013) [-]
spanomericano
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