Guide to bites. tumblr. If you bite it and you die; it' s poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it' s venomous. What if it bites me and it dies? that means yo
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Guide to bites

If you bite it and you die; it' s
poisonous.
If it bites you and you die; it' s
venomous.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you' re poisonous. jesus Christ.
nate. learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
HUGH DD.
What it it trites me and someone else crest?
Thats correlation. .
what it we We each other and neither US clii
that' s Kinky
on my god
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User avatar #42 to #28 - Kairyuka (01/15/2014) [-]
The use of the "that changes everything!" phrase was so clever some times
User avatar #82 to #42 - ryderjbudde (01/16/2014) [-]
nvm that was stupid.
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#60 - newdevyx (01/15/2014) [-]
**newdevyx rolls 00** what if i bite it and roll dubs?
**newdevyx rolls 00** what if i bite it and roll dubs?
User avatar #64 to #60 - newdevyx (01/16/2014) [-]
10 MINUTES OF CANTINA BAND This song fits in that .gif pretty well it seems.
User avatar #69 to #64 - huntergriff (01/16/2014) [-]
Fun fact: In the star wars universe this band is considered a Jizz band. and the song is conidered Jizz .
User avatar #70 to #69 - newdevyx (01/16/2014) [-]
Then i'll be playing this song on my phone in my pocket. does that mean i have jizz in my pants?
#73 to #70 - huntergriff (01/16/2014) [-]
Indeed it does.
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User avatar #62 to #60 - scottyy (01/15/2014) [-]
**scottyy rolls 72** what if i bite it and don't roll dubs?
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#21 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #206 at But... I... Ok. ** the worst thing to be bitten by
#63 to #21 - rubiksdodecahedron (01/15/2014) [-]
**rubiksdodecahedron rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Hello My Bronies! (desc!) ** nah this is worse
#123 to #63 - fergferg (01/16/2014) [-]
**fergferg rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Aggressive Asparagus ** this is even worse
#1 - clownsrock (01/15/2014) [-]
what if it bites me and I turn gay not meant to be offensive just trying to have a good laugh
User avatar #5 to #1 - huszti (01/15/2014) [-]
that means it's teeth are made out of pink kryptonite and you are superman.
#67 to #1 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
I like how you had to explain you weren't trying to be offensive. I mean just look around you cock-loving faggot.
User avatar #90 to #1 - cosmicapprentice (01/16/2014) [-]
Bizarring 121: Guardería Cabaret - Picadura de la cobra gay Gay cobra's bite, if it bites you, you turn gay :3 The song is panish BTW, just so you know before you click it.
#207 to #90 - dickthebutt (01/16/2014) [-]
ok, then dont come with:
1st unfunny stuff
2nd stuff in other language specting the people to find it funny when even spanish people find it unfunny
#128 to #1 - derogatory (01/16/2014) [-]
Than that's AIDS
#133 to #1 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
tinychat.com/5ntu1t <----FJ chat room.
User avatar #2 to #1 - anonymousattorney (01/15/2014) [-]
Then I'm guessing it's contagious.
#8 to #1 - dickthebutt (01/15/2014) [-]
"not meant to be offensive just trying to have a good laugh" wow, you're a faggot...
afraid of hurting feelings on the internet?
#12 to #8 - inuares ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm actually kinda glad to see the consideration. It's something that isn't very common even in the real world.
I'm actually kinda glad to see the consideration. It's something that isn't very common even in the real world.
#13 to #12 - dickthebutt (01/15/2014) [-]
That's why its pointless, its so common to see that consideration, it's stupid to find it
User avatar #14 to #13 - inuares ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
I said that it isn't very common. It's always good to see someone who actually cares about others. Just not to the point of over-zealousness.
#15 to #14 - dickthebutt (01/15/2014) [-]
Its like trying to fight against the world alone, why bother?
User avatar #16 to #15 - inuares ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Every day is a fight against the world. Your very existence is a struggle against all the possible things that could kill you. Some just have it easier than others.
User avatar #25 to #16 - andranadu (01/15/2014) [-]
That... was beautiful.
User avatar #32 to #1 - leafonthewind (01/15/2014) [-]
well if you turn gay
then you will enjoy snakes more
User avatar #83 to #1 - cjfj (01/16/2014) [-]
That means it's Phanact.
#137 to #1 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
>actually caring if its offensive or not
#35 to #1 - MasterManiac (01/15/2014) [-]
Has it seriously come to the stage that you can't even make gay jokes on the internet without being labeled a senseless homophobe? Seriously people, get a grip. No matter what joke you make someone's going to be insulted, so just buckle up and deal with it instead of having everyone turn to political correctness.
Has it seriously come to the stage that you can't even make gay jokes on the internet without being labeled a senseless homophobe? Seriously people, get a grip. No matter what joke you make someone's going to be insulted, so just buckle up and deal with it instead of having everyone turn to political correctness.
#6 to #1 - theporkwhisperer (01/15/2014) [-]
That means nothing changed.
That means nothing changed.
User avatar #23 to #6 - KINGOFTHESTARS (01/15/2014) [-]
except his position in the closet!
User avatar #17 to #6 - darkmykal (01/15/2014) [-]
I love you for this
#18 to #17 - theporkwhisperer (01/15/2014) [-]
I love you to darkmykal.
#144 to #18 - theraconteur (01/16/2014) [-]
After receiving what would turn out to be but the very first droplet of an overwhelming tide of praise, our hero could not help himself but to reflect the love expressed to him by darkmykal.

"I love you to darkmykal," theporkwhisperer imperfectly replied, showing him a picture of an overjoyed and slightly frightening dolphin.
#113 to #18 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
Dolphin?... DOLPHIN
Dolphin?... DOLPHIN
User avatar #169 to #168 - theporkwhisperer (01/16/2014) [-]
*kissses darkmykal*
#175 to #170 - theporkwhisperer (01/16/2014) [-]
All of the homo shall be given.
User avatar #20 to #18 - darkmykal (01/15/2014) [-]
<3
#145 to #20 - theraconteur (01/16/2014) [-]
Theporkwhisperer 's interlocutor replied with naught but a heart-shape.

Though this heart was admittedly small and simply composed of one angle and a number, darkmykal knew that his new-found friend would receive all of the voluminous love that was intended.
#78 to #6 - yuukoku (01/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#76 to #6 - sayyeh (01/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #209 to #6 - commontroll (01/16/2014) [-]
Still one of the greatest retorts I've seen on here.
User avatar #210 to #209 - theporkwhisperer (01/17/2014) [-]
That makes me feel special. c: Thank you!
#129 to #6 - theraconteur (01/16/2014) [-]
The pork whisperer said, feeling quite satisfied in his wit.
User avatar #134 to #129 - theporkwhisperer (01/16/2014) [-]
He says to himself "Holy **** i haven't seen this much green since that orgy last night"
#139 to #134 - theraconteur (01/16/2014) [-]
Suddenly becoming full of thumbs and himself, theporkwhisperer engages in monologue, referring to himself in third person.
User avatar #140 to #139 - theporkwhisperer (01/16/2014) [-]
No this is getting to my head. ;-;
#143 to #140 - theraconteur (01/16/2014) [-]
An internal voice evidently began to violate his sanity, and his sanity commenced to slowly diminish.
User avatar #37 to #6 - warzon (01/15/2014) [-]
Grats you win one free internet.
#136 - tehsaxhero (01/16/2014) [-]
**** it I'm done. This is getting too complicated.
User avatar #91 - matamune (01/16/2014) [-]
Tigers have been confirmed venomous
User avatar #87 - sirnigga ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
how can its bite be real if our skin isnt real
#121 - fergferg (01/16/2014) [-]
**fergferg rolled a random image posted in comment #7452352 at Safe For Work Random Board ** my face when I got bit
**fergferg rolled a random image posted in comment #7452352 at Safe For Work Random Board ** my face when I got bit
#130 to #121 - smartwon (01/16/2014) [-]
So you both lived?
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#163 to #121 - andreweasley (01/16/2014) [-]
**andreweasley rolled a random comment #101 posted by freegzuz at Mobius pop ** :
Resolution, I...
User avatar #33 - herpderpstrom (01/15/2014) [-]
What if it bites itself and it dies?
User avatar #44 to #33 - Visual (01/15/2014) [-]
Then that's suicide
#171 - achphoenix (01/16/2014) [-]
goes through skin: poisonous   
goes through blood stream only: venomous   
goes through air too: toxic
goes through skin: poisonous
goes through blood stream only: venomous
goes through air too: toxic
User avatar #92 - evilanakie (01/16/2014) [-]
what if it bites me
and i mutate
am i spiderman
User avatar #95 to #92 - thegamerslife (01/16/2014) [-]
can you climb wall and sense really bad **** before it happens near you?!
User avatar #96 to #95 - evilanakie (01/16/2014) [-]
every day
User avatar #97 to #96 - thegamerslife (01/16/2014) [-]
well then I am not the only spiderman anymore.... this is a problem, you understand this right!?
User avatar #98 to #97 - evilanakie (01/16/2014) [-]
we have two options
breed and make thousands of mutant spider people babys
OR battle to the death over a fire pit leading to my eventual victory killing you with fly spray
User avatar #110 to #102 - evilanakie (01/16/2014) [-]
who do you think i am! a mantis!
User avatar #112 to #110 - thegamerslife (01/16/2014) [-]
that wasn't included with your powers?! we may not be able to make this work out after all.
User avatar #114 to #112 - evilanakie (01/16/2014) [-]
you actually think im a ******* mantis!
you ************
you know the mantis people and the spider people have been at war for years!
damn it!
you think im some sort of half breed *********
shame on you tgl
shame on you
User avatar #122 to #114 - thegamerslife (01/16/2014) [-]
Shame on me!? I thought that's what that fantasy novel "Romeo and Juliet" was based on, except both sides decided it was better for it to end in everyone's death instead of how it actually happened. with the creation of half breeds!? You may not be one, but I still believe they are out there.
#30 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
What if we bite eachother and we both die? Are both venomous or both poisonous?
#200 - zukobingo (01/16/2014) [-]
Why the **** do people always have to say stupid **** like "Oh my god" or "I'm done" on tumblr.

You're not adding any input to the topic, you're just wasting precious bandwidth with your retarded ass comment.
User avatar #211 to #200 - sanguinesolitude (01/19/2014) [-]
you are whining about them not contributing. Thus you are orders of magnitude worse.
User avatar #203 to #200 - aaronsalsa (01/16/2014) [-]
I think it's worse when whoever screen capped the Notes kept that last comment in there, almost as if HE posted it...hmm
#204 to #203 - zukobingo (01/16/2014) [-]
You could be onto something here.
#4 - vladhellsing (01/15/2014) [-]
What if it bites me and I die but not really?
User avatar #9 to #4 - sirkanesixtytwo (01/15/2014) [-]
It mean you're gay.
User avatar #52 to #4 - darkangeloffire (01/15/2014) [-]
That's one sweet pic of Alucard
User avatar #193 to #4 - vivalavidya (01/16/2014) [-]
You turn into an emo, apparently
User avatar #36 to #4 - warzon (01/15/2014) [-]
That's a zombie
User avatar #50 to #36 - darkangeloffire (01/15/2014) [-]
Actually, that's Alucard
User avatar #57 to #50 - cormy (01/15/2014) [-]
Why white hair?
#135 to #57 - alucord (01/16/2014) [-]
He said something about his form didn't matter to him or something

while he was a girl

and the picture is a joke, don't take it seriously
User avatar #59 to #57 - darkangeloffire (01/15/2014) [-]
It's how it was in the manga so I'm assuming the drawing when off that.
User avatar #115 to #59 - shadsword (01/16/2014) [-]
its from when ingera first found him locked in the basement in his bondege gear
User avatar #116 to #115 - darkangeloffire (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. in the manga (and TV anime) his hair was white while, oddly, the OVA series changed it to black in that part.
User avatar #55 to #50 - warzon (01/15/2014) [-]
Well if it bites you and you die but not really its a zombie.
for everyone but alucard.
User avatar #31 to #4 - badmotorfinger ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
Ask one of your fat female friends with poorly dyed hair and piercings
User avatar #7 to #4 - badmonkey ONLINE (01/15/2014) [-]
That means its venomous but not really
User avatar #11 to #4 - wotterpatch (01/15/2014) [-]
Then you'll have to retake the eighth grade again
#10 to #4 - anon (01/15/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #140 at the alpha of the beta ** what if you what with your backwards bite but death only what's to the only second left what, but not really
User avatar #19 to #10 - crocksandsocks (01/15/2014) [-]
**crocksandsocks rolls 907,804,935** we rollin now
#142 - paraigon ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Who wants to get bitten.
Who wants to get bitten.
#205 to #142 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
If you bite me dick, will it be a blowjob?
#88 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
**hoponthefeelstrain rolled a random image posted in comment #170 at This just happened, had to tell someone ** What I'll bite
User avatar #89 to #88 - hoponthefeelstrain ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
Looks like it'll bite me instead...
#201 to #89 - anon (01/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#147 - akhar (01/16/2014) [-]
What if I bite it and it melts?
User avatar #166 to #147 - ragdollomg (01/16/2014) [-]
that means you're corrosive.

or a fly.

or both..
User avatar #104 - brutalgod (01/16/2014) [-]
fun fact: The Gilla Monster is a venomous lizard that lives in Utah and Arizona. When both Gilla Monsters bite eachother, they don't die because they're immune to their own poison.
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