Guide to bites. tumblr. If you bite it and you die; it' s poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it' s venomous. What if it bites me and it dies? that means yo
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If you bite it and you die; it' s
poisonous.
If it bites you and you die; it' s
venomous.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you' re poisonous. jesus Christ.
nate. learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
HUGH DD.
What it it trites me and someone else crest?
Thats correlation. .
what it we We each other and neither US clii
that' s Kinky
on my god
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#1 - clownsrock (01/15/2014) [+] (48 replies)
what if it bites me and I turn gay not meant to be offensive just trying to have a good laugh
#6 to #1 - theporkwhisperer (01/15/2014) [-]
That means nothing changed.
That means nothing changed.
#28 - daffyduckyo (01/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
#60 - newdevyx (01/15/2014) [+] (9 replies)
**newdevyx rolls 00** what if i bite it and roll dubs?
**newdevyx rolls 00** what if i bite it and roll dubs?
#3 - tittylovin (01/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
eminem is not amused
User avatar #24 to #3 - spidahridah (01/15/2014) [-]
It's tumblr. Of course he's not.
#88 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**hoponthefeelstrain rolled a random image posted in comment #170 at This just happened, had to tell someone ** What I'll bite
User avatar #89 to #88 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/16/2014) [-]
Looks like it'll bite me instead...
#4 - vladhellsing (01/15/2014) [+] (17 replies)
What if it bites me and I die but not really?
#121 - fergferg (01/16/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**fergferg rolled a random image posted in comment #7452352 at Safe For Work Random Board ** my face when I got bit
**fergferg rolled a random image posted in comment #7452352 at Safe For Work Random Board ** my face when I got bit
User avatar #39 - arnolddusk (01/15/2014) [+] (6 replies)
another tumblr post? automatic thumb down
#49 to #39 - thebacondroid (01/15/2014) [-]
at least have some variety
at least have some variety
#136 - tehsaxhero (01/16/2014) [-]
**** it I'm done. This is getting too complicated.
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#34 - asheyboo has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
User avatar #38 to #34 - kanaka (01/15/2014) [-]
>literally
>literally
>literally
User avatar #33 - herpderpstrom (01/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What if it bites itself and it dies?
#21 - anonymous (01/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #206 at But... I... Ok. ** the worst thing to be bitten by
User avatar #148 - Happytreefriend (01/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
what if I bite it and it dies?
User avatar #151 to #148 - jestersjoke (01/16/2014) [-]
That means you're venomous. Jesus Christ, Happy, learn to read.
User avatar #91 - matamune (01/16/2014) [-]
Tigers have been confirmed venomous
User avatar #87 - sirnigga (01/16/2014) [-]
how can its bite be real if our skin isnt real
#142 - paraigon (01/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Who wants to get bitten.
Who wants to get bitten.
User avatar #75 - commandershit (01/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
What if it?
User avatar #77 to #75 - elcreepo (01/16/2014) [-]
Then it dies
#171 - achphoenix (01/16/2014) [-]
goes through skin: poisonous   
goes through blood stream only: venomous   
goes through air too: toxic
goes through skin: poisonous
goes through blood stream only: venomous
goes through air too: toxic
User avatar #92 - evilanakie (01/16/2014) [+] (9 replies)
what if it bites me
and i mutate
am i spiderman
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