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Gross

Hey cutie (ii) gross
You' re beautiful
Don' t Ignore me
Am I not worthy of even
a simple hello?
Stop
I take that back. You' re
actually just a bitsh
its I was peeing will
Do you think a guy
wants to hear about
that? You' re disgusting
its For performing a corrner Please stop
bodily fur" iation'. F'
Guys don' t want to hear
about that stuff. it' s
gross
awhile
as Period
Menstruation
M, retina
Uterus
For
I even **** e'.. rari,," once in
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Submitted: 10/16/2015
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#15 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
Guys:

When you text a girl saying, "Am I not worthy of even a simple hello?" it announces your insecurity like a big flashing neon sign.

Have some ******* dignity, man. And some composure.
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#62 to #15 - weighmorehigher (10/17/2015) [-]
And don't forget tact
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#65 to #15 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
You make it sound like that's a common thing or something.
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User avatar #52 to #15 - derpthefifth (10/17/2015) [-]
You know how people tell you to just be yourself?
!!Don't do that!!!
Nobody wants to get to know you, they want to get to know the best version of you, so that way when you **** up later (because you will **** up later) they can look back at that guy and go "Yeah, but he's in there somewhere" and you know what? You might even find yourself actually becoming that person more and more every day.

To be clear, i'm not saying ******** , i'm just saying act like the best version of yourself and you might just start to fit that mold.
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#59 to #52 - biater (10/17/2015) [-]
Yeah I get where you're coming from with this slightly disjointed message
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User avatar #69 to #52 - cptbarney (10/17/2015) [-]
Have my pumpkin, sir.
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#60 to #15 - joethebeast (10/17/2015) [-]
My rule of thumb is text once and always wait for a response before you send another, unless it's an emergency
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#36 - zoobexplain (10/17/2015) [-]
I misread that as "I was peeing chili"

The more I tried to make sense of it the worse the mental image got.
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User avatar #42 to #36 - randombro (10/17/2015) [-]
Not sure if that would be a helpful superpower on a terrible one.
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#46 to #42 - NoXV ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
It could be your little secret every chili night...
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User avatar #70 to #46 - frankstein (10/17/2015) [-]
Thumb for you, you sick ****
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#1 - stalini (10/16/2015) [-]
while the guy was a retarded neckbeard, it is actually quite vulgar to say you were just peeing as a girl
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#49 to #1 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
I raid while ******** , my guild hates it.

"why aren't you healing like normal, anon?"
"I'm pushing a **** out, STFU"
*whole guild laughs for the next 2 hours*

Toilets are funny, pissing is funny, ******** is funny. Take that stick outta your ass and enjoy it, better yet, go to the toilet and **** that stick out then come back and tell us about it.
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User avatar #64 to #49 - opticmonkey (10/17/2015) [-]
While I agree that pissing and ******** are funny, taking your computer with you when you take a **** is disgusting
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#67 to #64 - humpydumpy (10/17/2015) [-]
Not unless you **** on the computer...
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#38 to #1 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
thatmeansyouregay.jpeg
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User avatar #40 to #1 - pseudobro (10/17/2015) [-]
why
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User avatar #45 to #40 - xtrem (10/17/2015) [-]
not just for girl but for anyone you dont need to be specific : Just say you were in the toilet.
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User avatar #48 to #45 - enslavedyouth (10/17/2015) [-]
What the **** are you doing IN the toilet
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User avatar #50 to #48 - xtrem (10/17/2015) [-]
using the toilet seat
you see am making **** baloon bombs to throw on the neighbors
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#35 to #1 - fvzappa (10/17/2015) [-]
Vulgar Hot...
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User avatar #8 to #1 - crampers (10/17/2015) [-]
Haha ok

I bet you kiss girls faggot
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#5 to #1 - fazbear (10/16/2015) [-]
So, like, you're saying it's okay for dudes to tell people they were pissing and that's why they didn't answer, but it's not okay for girls. What is logic for you.
So, like, you're saying it's okay for dudes to tell people they were pissing and that's why they didn't answer, but it's not okay for girls.
What is logic for you.
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#13 to #5 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
women =/= men i don't argue about his point but there is the logic was this hard to figure out?
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User avatar #25 to #13 - iexs ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, they're different, a girl can still say she took a piss you fag.
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User avatar #16 to #13 - loopzoop ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
heard you can't get a date
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User avatar #34 to #13 - talpss (10/17/2015) [-]
Is this the same reason we shouldn't have female suffrage?
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User avatar #23 to #1 - iexs ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
What are you, gay?
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#32 to #23 - pridefulmatthew (10/17/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
**pridefulmatthew used "*roll picture*"**
**pridefulmatthew rolled image**Nothing wrong with being gay faggot.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - iexs ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
I bet you kiss girls you queer
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#41 to #1 - speedymcgee ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
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User avatar #7 to #1 - silvanyis ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Yes. Because we don't piss.

Man you aren't ready for any sort of long term relationship.
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User avatar #21 to #7 - ihaveabigpenis ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Man you aren't ready for any sort of relationship.*

fixed it for ya
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#24 to #7 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
Words of advice.

Never go into the kitchen of your favorite restaurant. Seeing what goes on will make the food not taste as good.
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#10 to #1 - xgolgothax (10/17/2015) [-]
I got some news for you....
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#12 to #1 - xerros ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Girls have the same bodily functions as guys??? oh man, I'm thrown for a loop.
my world is upside down, black is now white, north is now west, the sky is what we walk on!
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#26 to #1 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
Why did you go ahead and add "as a girl" to the end of that? Just saying it's vulgar to say you were just peeing would have been fine (because it seems like they don't know each other) but then you went and implied that it's only gross if you're a woman.
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#6 to #1 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
And here, we have a virgin!
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User avatar #2 to #1 - PRotofuzz (10/16/2015) [-]
I know, I was like "They pee? I thought they piss rainbows and **** butterflies."
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#4 to #2 - lecorbi (10/16/2015) [-]
its not everyday I get the opportunity to use this
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User avatar #27 to #4 - KazumaKyu (10/17/2015) [-]
You should MAKE opportunities to use that.
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#22 to #2 - anon (10/17/2015) [-]
"They pee? I thought they piss"
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User avatar #18 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
damn she was even cool after calling her a bitch. This guy is beyond ******* retarded
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User avatar #31 to #18 - thismustbeseen (10/17/2015) [-]
or it could be fake. It could always be fake.
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User avatar #14 - shadowrated (10/17/2015) [-]
Don't talk to girls like that. Period
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User avatar #19 to #14 - mutzaki ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
Hey, whoa, stop talking about your monthly bodily functions. Guys don't want to hear that stuff.
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User avatar #56 to #19 - nudybooty (10/17/2015) [-]
Well **** , I'm sorry for pissing you off.
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User avatar #17 - huszti (10/17/2015) [-]
what kind of insecure faggot do you have to be to be crying for a reply like this for the short period of time peeing takes?
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#74 to #44 - spinthatrecord (10/17/2015) [-]
bugs me how much that looks like Adrian Neville
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#39 - samoaspider ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
That ***** sent out 5 messages and got upset that he didn't get a response within less than 5 min


never think with penis while you're texting, even if you're a dickhead
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User avatar #20 - albeit (10/17/2015) [-]
Just remember guys, even the most beautiful women you think of take loud, nasty ***** .
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#37 to #20 - ainise (10/17/2015) [-]
They also vomit, occasionally piss blood, masturbate and probably enjoy it more than you do and at some point in their lives, have indeed **** themselves.
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User avatar #58 - momad (10/17/2015) [-]
well the guy sure seems like a huge insecure faggot so i think its for the best that he finds normal body functions disgusting
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User avatar #57 - nITE (10/17/2015) [-]
I consider that a plus if she talks about her business in the bathroom to you. Cause you won't let a stranger use the toilet while you're in the shower cause thats a ******* stranger, thats a good way to get rape. But you will talk all day to your best friend while in the shower when he's on the ******* .


Hell, I high five people who burp cause I consider burping a fun way to make things un-awkward.
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User avatar #3 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (10/16/2015) [-]
someone needs help
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#54 - newfeliperuiz (10/17/2015) [-]
Girls don't poop, you can't fool me
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#66 to #54 - novabird (10/17/2015) [-]
yes, yes they do.
yes, yes they do.
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User avatar #68 - xankon (10/17/2015) [-]
shes a keeper
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#61 - migueldecervantes (10/17/2015) [-]
In all honesty, seriousness and all that good stuff, I cannot ******* believe that people behave in that way in real life. I have NEVER EVER witnessed such behavior.

It's like all those cringe-compilations I had seen aren't enough to properly acquaint me with such a sad reality...
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#55 - cubose (10/17/2015) [-]
at first i read it from left comment to right and holy **** was i confused
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#47 - jkaizoku ONLINE (10/17/2015) [-]
clean your **** up bro, you're making us look bad
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User avatar #11 - ivehadworse (10/17/2015) [-]
I request a woman hitting on a guy then getting brushed off by the guy.

Is there a subreddit of this? I want to be amused.
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