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w Every time I go be a wedding all I can think Elf is "they' re going be have sex tonight“.
res like the elephant in the room.
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w Whenever demesne tells me they are pregnant, all I hear is “He emit his lead inside Elf me".
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User avatar #4 - corpsedolly (11/02/2013) [-]
I was at my friend's baby shower and I couldn't stop thinking "We're all here celebrating the result of a cream pie."
User avatar #65 to #4 - masterboll (11/03/2013) [-]
convince her to make porn
User avatar #66 to #4 - baaltomekk (11/03/2013) [-]
multiple. It never works the first time unless you don't want it to.
#14 - bitchesbanthymine (11/03/2013) [-]
Recently my step-dad was in hospital because of damage to his dick. Turns out that my mum had recently gotten braces, and there's a little wiring that was at the back of her mouth that got caught on it.

All I could think was that he had his cock deep inside my mum's mouth.
User avatar #51 to #14 - wizzerdofaus (11/03/2013) [-]
holy ****
#28 to #14 - GoReMoTe (11/03/2013) [-]
*got caught in it*   
   
note to self -- never agree to oral from a chick with braces
*got caught in it*

note to self -- never agree to oral from a chick with braces
User avatar #12 - DotCom (11/03/2013) [-]
When I hold a newborn baby, all I think is "This came out of your vagina"
#5 - twistedwoodthing (11/02/2013) [-]
>All reactions to the royal baby
User avatar #62 to #17 - davidavidson (11/03/2013) [-]
I thought it was funny
User avatar #50 to #5 - wizzerdofaus (11/03/2013) [-]
"The Prince has released his own brand of condoms.
The condoms come in a stylish box, as does the prince, but not if he's wearing the condoms"
User avatar #6 - gomugomuno (11/03/2013) [-]
my geography teacher was pregnant and my friend just whispers in my eat that she was naked in a bed getting ****** by a dude few month ago.
#83 to #6 - passwordismine (11/03/2013) [-]
How can someone whisper into your eat?
How can someone whisper into your eat?
User avatar #16 to #6 - icytime (11/03/2013) [-]
You think that's bad? My biology teacher.

You. Have. No. ******* . Idea.

The awkward during those 2 years... I just... No! The only thing that could be worse would be anatomy.
User avatar #67 to #16 - qwertykon (11/03/2013) [-]
I think it's trying to speak.
User avatar #60 to #16 - neokun (11/03/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #87 to #16 - icytime (11/03/2013) [-]
Misspoke, sorry.
User avatar #73 to #16 - strelokkk (11/03/2013) [-]
She got pregnant for 2 straight years ? Poor woman, the human pregnancy is supposed to last like 9 months
#15 - Visual (11/03/2013) [-]
My coach got pregnant twice throughout the 3 years I've been on my swim team and every time I think about it I just think "Oh god my coach had some guy bust a nut inside her".
My coach got pregnant twice throughout the 3 years I've been on my swim team and every time I think about it I just think "Oh god my coach had some guy bust a nut inside her".
User avatar #32 to #15 - lawerancearm (11/03/2013) [-]
Well... At least we know some of the swimmers got first place.
#8 - anon (11/03/2013) [-]
I hated each time having to tell my parents I was pregnant. I kept thinking "They know what I have been doing..."
User avatar #20 - harrisonfordor (11/03/2013) [-]
I should stop eating while I'm on Funnyjunk.
#25 to #20 - insipidink (11/03/2013) [-]
I laughed more at this than I did at the content, just because I'm trying to imagine your reaction.
#40 to #25 - turbanmasher (11/03/2013) [-]
My imagination
User avatar #59 to #20 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2013) [-]
That is a wise idea.
#47 to #29 - hkay **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
May I ask where this is from?
User avatar #49 to #47 - mrjunebug (11/03/2013) [-]
YOLO (feat. Adam Levine & Kendrick Lamar)

Here ya go, buddy.
User avatar #57 to #29 - payseht (11/03/2013) [-]
I wish she were white so people would rage over nothing
#68 to #57 - masterboll (11/03/2013) [-]
(pic related)
its how i imagine most guys on the internet raging about interracial couples
#79 to #29 - friedpotato (11/03/2013) [-]
I'd like Adam Levine to cockblock me.
I'd like Adam Levine to cockblock me.
#88 to #79 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/03/2013) [-]
id like adam lavine to be the block of cock thats in you
#43 to #29 - redbannerman (11/03/2013) [-]
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>Meanwhile on the other end of the spectrum.
User avatar #55 - kanpai (11/03/2013) [-]
whenever i hold a baby, i'm always thinking "...you're a year old mutated pile of cum thats been in inside someone for 9 months"
#81 to #55 - freenarative (11/03/2013) [-]
I usually think "you slid out of her pussy less than a few days ago. You had your head stuck in her vagina and probably tore her open on the way out."
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User avatar #77 to #30 - duckwith (11/03/2013) [-]
Yep, we're currently carrying so many unborn babies in our ball sacks. Pretty cool.
User avatar #45 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/03/2013) [-]
I was one of the first people that my favorite teacher (who also is stunningly gorgeous) that I was pretty close to told she was pregnant, and all I could think was that her asshole husband blew a load in her and I didn't. I knew I should have been happy for her, but it was hard.
User avatar #63 to #45 - brotherhood (11/03/2013) [-]
it was "hard"
#7 - ronyx (11/03/2013) [-]
Well what do ya know, i thought i was the only sick **** .
User avatar #21 - wilfredfanforever (11/03/2013) [-]
My biology teacher got pregnant and the only thing I could think of was, " oh man, she got plowed".
#61 - munyman (11/03/2013) [-]
Everytime you smell a fart, air that was in their ASS is now inside your LUNGS.
User avatar #46 - whtkid (11/03/2013) [-]
There's poop in every single person you talk to

Does anyone have the greentext about Gamestop that goes with this?
User avatar #18 - mrgoodlove (11/03/2013) [-]
Whenever I think of setting a wedding date I think "Lets hope she's not on here period that day"
#13 - batwill **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
I don't see why that should be such an awkward thing- either of them. It's sex, it's natural, almost everyone does it. We need to get over it as a society.
#24 to #13 - tonyredgrave (11/03/2013) [-]
Everybody he says Don't take this the wrong way, but look at who you're saying this too
User avatar #27 to #24 - leetpwnzer (11/03/2013) [-]
ALMOST everyone
#78 - slimeywaffles (11/03/2013) [-]
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