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poiints 23 hours age
w Every time I go be a wedding all I can think Elf is "they' re going be have sex tonight“.
res like the elephant in the room.
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w Whenever demesne tells me they are pregnant, all I hear is “He emit his lead inside Elf me".
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User avatar #4 - corpsedolly (11/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I was at my friend's baby shower and I couldn't stop thinking "We're all here celebrating the result of a cream pie."
#5 - twistedwoodthing (11/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>All reactions to the royal baby
#14 - bitchesbanthymine (11/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Recently my step-dad was in hospital because of damage to his dick. Turns out that my mum had recently gotten braces, and there's a little wiring that was at the back of her mouth that got caught on it.

All I could think was that he had his cock deep inside my mum's mouth.
User avatar #12 - DotCom (11/03/2013) [-]
When I hold a newborn baby, all I think is "This came out of your vagina"
User avatar #6 - gomugomuno (11/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
my geography teacher was pregnant and my friend just whispers in my eat that she was naked in a bed getting ****** by a dude few month ago.
#15 - Visual (11/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My coach got pregnant twice throughout the 3 years I've been on my swim team and every time I think about it I just think "Oh god my coach had some guy bust a nut inside her".
My coach got pregnant twice throughout the 3 years I've been on my swim team and every time I think about it I just think "Oh god my coach had some guy bust a nut inside her".
User avatar #20 - harrisonfordor (11/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I should stop eating while I'm on Funnyjunk.
#29 - baitdoesnttalkback (11/03/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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User avatar #55 - kanpai (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
whenever i hold a baby, i'm always thinking "...you're a year old mutated pile of cum thats been in inside someone for 9 months"
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#13 - batwill **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't see why that should be such an awkward thing- either of them. It's sex, it's natural, almost everyone does it. We need to get over it as a society.
User avatar #45 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was one of the first people that my favorite teacher (who also is stunningly gorgeous) that I was pretty close to told she was pregnant, and all I could think was that her asshole husband blew a load in her and I didn't. I knew I should have been happy for her, but it was hard.
#7 - ronyx (11/03/2013) [-]
Well what do ya know, i thought i was the only sick **** .
User avatar #21 - wilfredfanforever (11/03/2013) [-]
My biology teacher got pregnant and the only thing I could think of was, " oh man, she got plowed".
#61 - munyman (11/03/2013) [-]
Everytime you smell a fart, air that was in their ASS is now inside your LUNGS.
#69 - flada (11/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #46 - whtkid (11/03/2013) [-]
There's poop in every single person you talk to

Does anyone have the greentext about Gamestop that goes with this?
User avatar #18 - mrgoodlove (11/03/2013) [-]
Whenever I think of setting a wedding date I think "Lets hope she's not on here period that day"
#9 - paranoidweazle (11/03/2013) [-]
My history teacher knocked up my guidance councillor.....
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