Greatest Wingman
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catburglarpenis (01/06/2016) [-] ![> mfw 3 little brothers
> Older one socks youngest one (1/3 older one's age) full force over some minor dispute
> No hesitation, sock older one full force as a 26 year old combat veteran
> My little brothers are all like half my age or lower at this point
> Hit that ****** right in the gut, ******* one slap chapped his guts to a new dimension
> My littliest brother is crying, but not a peep from older brother
> He can't speak for like 2 minutes
> After that he just complains for like 2 days of consistent pain
> Everything went well
[spoiler] My anger was over a like 12 year old socking a 5 year old full force, and my reaction was to do exactly the same thing. At the very least, my oldest little brother developed some zenlike anger management skills. He never resorts to violence at all anymore. I punched the Buddha right into his bones. Still not sure if I'm proud of this. [spoiler]](http://new.fjcdn.com/site/funnyjunk/images/transparent_pixel.gif)
> mfw 3 little brothers
> Older one socks youngest one (1/3 older one's age) full force over some minor dispute
> No hesitation, sock older one full force as a 26 year old combat veteran
> My little brothers are all like half my age or lower at this point
> Hit that ****** right in the gut, ******* one slap chapped his guts to a new dimension
> My littliest brother is crying, but not a peep from older brother
> He can't speak for like 2 minutes
> After that he just complains for like 2 days of consistent pain
> Everything went well
[spoiler] My anger was over a like 12 year old socking a 5 year old full force, and my reaction was to do exactly the same thing. At the very least, my oldest little brother developed some zenlike anger management skills. He never resorts to violence at all anymore. I punched the Buddha right into his bones. Still not sure if I'm proud of this. [spoiler]
> Older one socks youngest one (1/3 older one's age) full force over some minor dispute
> No hesitation, sock older one full force as a 26 year old combat veteran
> My little brothers are all like half my age or lower at this point
> Hit that ****** right in the gut, ******* one slap chapped his guts to a new dimension
> My littliest brother is crying, but not a peep from older brother
> He can't speak for like 2 minutes
> After that he just complains for like 2 days of consistent pain
> Everything went well
[spoiler] My anger was over a like 12 year old socking a 5 year old full force, and my reaction was to do exactly the same thing. At the very least, my oldest little brother developed some zenlike anger management skills. He never resorts to violence at all anymore. I punched the Buddha right into his bones. Still not sure if I'm proud of this. [spoiler]
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swagbot (01/06/2016) [-]
"At the very least, my oldest little brother developed some zenlike anger management skills. He never resorts to violence at all anymore."
Congratulations on raising your brother more effectively in <1 second than his parents apparently did in 12 years.
"After that he just complains for like 2 days of consistent pain..."
Also bonus points for shattering his Pancreas.
Congratulations on raising your brother more effectively in <1 second than his parents apparently did in 12 years.
"After that he just complains for like 2 days of consistent pain..."
Also bonus points for shattering his Pancreas.
#45 to #44
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catburglarpenis (01/06/2016) [-] can't give infinite thumbs for your comment, saddest day ive had on fj yet
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johrny (01/06/2016) [-] My brother was excactly like this. When he gets mad he insulted me until i couldn't bare it anymore. I would then ******* punch him and then get all the ******* punishment by my parents. **** THIS!
I would have jumped over the ******* table, strangled that **** and then letting off by spitting in his ******* face.
I would have jumped over the ******* table, strangled that **** and then letting off by spitting in his ******* face.
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lovedemfurries (01/06/2016) [-] Boy, you don't seem violent natured or anything
Can't imagine why your parents punished you
Can't imagine why your parents punished you
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lovedemfurries (01/06/2016) [-] True
I'm sorry for the ignorant way my comment came off
I just grew up as the little brother and my stepbro was a bully to me so I kinda assumed
I'm sorry for the ignorant way my comment came off
I just grew up as the little brother and my stepbro was a bully to me so I kinda assumed
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swagbot (01/06/2016) [-]
> Younger child gets spoiled and mentally ********* by parents.
> Older child reacts normally to maladjusted younger child, intending to deal out some natural discipline for younger child's sperg-rage.
> Younger child screams and shrieks like an autistic banshee, b/c that's how they were raised.
> Parents discipline both kids, leading to further social-consequence confusion in the younger child.
One of the common scenarios in the U.S. - certainly the one in my household.
Me and my little bro are *still* trying to iron out all the baggage this left us with.
> Older child reacts normally to maladjusted younger child, intending to deal out some natural discipline for younger child's sperg-rage.
> Younger child screams and shrieks like an autistic banshee, b/c that's how they were raised.
> Parents discipline both kids, leading to further social-consequence confusion in the younger child.
One of the common scenarios in the U.S. - certainly the one in my household.
Me and my little bro are *still* trying to iron out all the baggage this left us with.
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rabbithabbit ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] Depends how you look at it, from three seconds in you can already tell the younger one is pissed off for losing a game of ping pong or some **** and then, out of nowhere, he throws his paddle with all his 12 year old pubescent might and hits what looks like his older and much more stronger brother square in his ******* face making him curl up in pain.
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iamnuff (01/06/2016) [-] A friend will make sure you're alright. A best friend will return fire with zero hesitation before even checking on you.
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IamKingNothing (01/05/2016) [-] Is it bad that i would take a hit like that to the balls over trying to block it and getting smacked on my knuckles?
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anonmuncher ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] Battlestar Galactica content. Swell with religion and robots
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jsrf ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] imagine playing ping pong with you're boss and this **** happened
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lotengo (01/06/2016) [-] Dont get me wrong, i'ts a cool story and i would call the guy a bro.
But i dont think this is a ´wingman' thing. Wingmans are there to help you get laid.
But i dont think this is a ´wingman' thing. Wingmans are there to help you get laid.
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brutalviking (01/06/2016) [-] "The wingman's role is to add an element of mutual support to aerial combat. The presence of a wingman makes the flight both offensively and defensively more capable by increasing firepower and situational awareness, permitting the attack of enemies, and increasing the ability to employ more dynamic tactics."
This is what a wingman originally is.
This is what a wingman originally is.
