Good old British humour

#1 - sarcasmexplain

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(10/05/2017)[-]

I love being British

#4 to #1 - battletechmech

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I miss when britain was respectable

#6 to #4 - sarcasmexplain

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Depends where you live, I live in the north west where no one gives a **** and everything is chill, life if good

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#18 to #14 - sarcasmexplain

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(10/05/2017)[-]

I'm just further west than Liverpool in the Wirral, no one knows who we are and we're fine about it

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#22 to #21 - sarcasmexplain

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Hey you're a Merseyside buddy, isn't Runcorn just the ******** of society?

#9 to #6 - keatontheghostfox

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South England*

#13 to #9 - lordtriggs

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(loud sweating emanating from surrey)

#8 to #6 - keatontheghostfox

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I heard Britain isn't bad but England is ******

#19 to #8 - cottage

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Come to the south west (devon) and say that

#23 to #19 - keatontheghostfox

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Why the hell would I do that? I live in a ******** but at least it's a somewhat free ********

#33 to #23 - cottage

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You are very ignorant.

#11 - kennyh#138 on contentRank#138

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"amazing responses! Best political argument ever! People of the year! Please don't actually research how many attacks there have been and the correlation of increased immigrants and increased attacks!"

-CNN

#16 to #11 - nyiagh

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Jesus, just enjoy the funny responses.

#26 to #16 - kennyh#138 on contentRank#138

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WhyNotBoth.exe

I'll enjoy them and make a joke of my own and tell you to enjoy it.

#29 to #26 - snapdragonswitch

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Yeah, certainly there wasn't even an ounce of salt involved on that post. Your joke isn't funny to me because it doesn't sound like one, it sounds like the typical raging background noise that fills this site.

#24 to #11 - jointoperative

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I looked it up and they said the increase in crime has a lot to do with them dispatching a lot more detectives. That’s because it’s an increase in REPORTED crime. There is no way to know the actual amount of crime because unfortunately we are always bound by what we can confirm has happened.

They also said a lot of the increase crime was related to migrants.... from east Europe....

#27 to #24 - kennyh#138 on contentRank#138

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Haha. All those damn detectives, forcing women to report a lot more rapes.

The **** you on mate?

#28 to #27 - jointoperative

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What do you mean? Changing rape laws and improving police receptiveness to having people, especially women, report crimes has caused increase in reported crimes across Europe. Sweden for example has broadened their definition of rape so they have a lot more rapes now. Roughly the amount of crime but now more of it is being called rape.

This is a good thing, and unfortunate but good thing. More crime because there is more crime is bad, more crime because it’s being reported more is a good thing.

#12 to #11 - ohhh

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Take you reasoning out of here.

#2 - evilhomer#3 on commentsRank#3

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Every hour in Britain, 60 minutes pass away
Feel old yet?

#15 to #2 - corrosionx#471 on commentsRank#471

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Not since Big Ben stop bonging, I haven't aged since.

#5 - anon id: 725d0fd2

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meanwhile their wives and girlfriends are getting acid thrown in their faces.

#25 to #5 - numbmind#102 on commentsRank#102

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**numbmind used "*roll picture*"**
**numbmind rolled image**Not likely it is illegal, as you should know once something is illegal it becomes impossible to get.

#7 - johnnydotxxx

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Hahaha what biteing political comentary!
Ahem, en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terro...
They seem to happen more quickly, recently.

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#31 to #20 - dudulli

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Why 2014?
There is an uptrend since 2005 according to that graph.

#30 to #20 - johnnydotxxx

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I like charts

#3 - arcamean#427 on commentsRank#427

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Amazing? It’s wmaz those twats are so brainwashed they can’t recognize what’s happening. Those are the words of people who are so afraid to speak for themselves they’d rather let a terrorist kill their family than dare “offend” said terrorist.

#17 to #3 - nyiagh

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....just enjoy the witty responses.
They're making fun of a ridiculous statement; no ((((brainwashing)))) included here

#32 - tiab

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