Good guy cop. .. And this is my mace,I spray it in peoples eyes, and this is my night stick I beat the out of people with it, And this is my gun, I use it to kill people.
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#1 - fukbritain (03/08/2014) [+] (9 replies)
And this is my mace,I spray it in peoples eyes, and this is my night stick I beat the **** out of people with it, And this is my gun, I use it to kill people.
User avatar #8 - huszti (03/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
"i use this stick specifically to beat ******* "
#3 - douthit (03/08/2014) [+] (32 replies)
"And this baton and gun are what I'll use to intimidate you when you're grown up."
User avatar #57 - alekksandar (03/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>little kid watches while eating her nuggets fries burger or whatever the **** she was eating
>suddenly bites it so that it looks like a gun
>cop jumps out of the chair and shoots the kid because she held something that resembled a gun
#110 - padawonjohn (03/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #68 - HailtotheKing (03/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
When I was in like third grade we has an officer come in and do the same thing to us and it was pretty cool. He showed us the baton and the cuffs and everything but we all wanted to see his handgun, so eventually one of the kids asked. He pulled it out (there was no magazine in it, he came prepared.), checked to see that it was empty, and held it up for us to see. Now that seems normal but what he said next was just awesome.

"This is my handgun. This is the absolute last thing I ever want to use and hopefully never will have to but because I am an officer of the law I carry it with me everyday. This is a weapon, not a toy and not way to scare people. There are certain circumstances that I may need to use this weapon but I will try every possible way of resolving an issue before I have to. My job is not to hurt people, my job is to keep people safe and if I can do that through words and not violence then everyone wins. When I have to use this weapon someone loses."

There are ****** cops, there are ****** people, but that guy was awesome.
#72 - runswithspoon (03/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#14 - mankey (03/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Those guys have some magic batman stuff on their utility belts.
User avatar #102 - mrgoodlove (03/08/2014) [-]
"And here's where I keep my batarangs"
User avatar #22 - niggernazi (03/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
its a cop telling what his belt does to a five year old. god damn it you ******* retards, all cops arent childnolesting *************
#6 - fefe (03/08/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Oh **** off. There are NO good cops. All the good cops quit because of the corruption. If you ever see a cop being nice, it's only because you happened to catch him in a good mood. The rest of the time he's being a ******* dick.

Cops are nothing more than a bloodthirsty gang after your money and should be treated as such.
#104 to #80 - endospore (03/08/2014) [-]
Yes. He waited 3 hours to reply to himself, both times as anonymous (meaning he gets no thumbs) to prove that this person whose name we'll never know is a comedic genius. It's the perfect crime.
#85 - habasparkz (03/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Speaking of cops, I know one that looks just like this guy.
#73 - dehumanizer (03/08/2014) [+] (7 replies)
then he misfired and killed her
User avatar #29 - dafuqmang ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
What people do get is if you treat a cop like a decent human being and don't **** all over them, you're not gonna be treated like a **** . But if you're cursing the cops out and acting shifty, gee I wonder why they would go after you.
User avatar #75 - Noah (03/08/2014) [-]
A lot of edge down there...
User avatar #66 - detroitt (03/08/2014) [-]
"and this night stick to knock your tail light out when you aren't watching"
User avatar #34 - soulsanguniarian (03/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Then she was Detained, Illegally searched and Arrested for Disorderly Conduct for asking the Police Questions
#108 to #34 - Kanoah ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #131 - charagrin (03/08/2014) [-]
I saw something similar once. I live in Maine, which has a very low crime rate. One of our schools cops was talking to the disabled(physical, not mental) kids, and one of the kindegartenders asked to see his radio. He gave it to her and showed her how to press the button to talk, and she sang Itsy Bitsy Spider over the radio to all the cops in our town. And when she was done at least 30-40 people all chimed in over the radio and told her she did a great job.

I was like 10 so it did not phase me much beyond the cool factor, but as an adult I remember it much more fondly.
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