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#19 - idoliam
Reply +64
(10/18/2013) [-]
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
#64 to #19 - danielhargadine
Reply +3
(10/18/2013) [-]
MFW Al called amish children Omelets.
#20 to #19 - lordlolland ONLINE
Reply +7
(10/18/2013) [-]
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool!
#59 to #20 - oosulley
Reply +3
(10/18/2013) [-]
If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears,
We havent even paid the phone bill in 300 years,
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare,
We're just technologically impaired
#68 to #59 - harbingerwolf
Reply +2
(10/18/2013) [-]
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be
#93 to #68 - harbingerwolf
Reply +3
(10/18/2013) [-]
?Posts the following lyrics in a thread
>Gets red thumbed

Well **** you
#21 to #20 - idoliam
Reply +5
(10/18/2013) [-]
Wanna churn some butter?
Wanna churn some butter?
#22 to #21 - lordlolland ONLINE
Reply +8
(10/18/2013) [-]
Fo shizzle my Amizzle