Good guy Boulder. .. there was as second boulder which destroyed half of the house Mussolini Pizza Mario
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#3 - kewwu
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(01/30/2014) [-]
there was as second boulder which destroyed half of the house
#63 to #3 - gokey
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Reminds me of a spirit bomb after goku throws it
#90 to #3 - tjilaz
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Well, that would be the barn which got destroyed..
#21 to #3 - aerosol
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#24 to #3 - obitouzumaki
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#4 to #3 - wmpedo
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(01/30/2014) [-]
Well that didnt last
Well that didnt last
#66 to #4 - pappysmurf
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Superman works fast.
#14 - schmuxy
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(01/31/2014) [-]
twice
that same ******* quote has been used today
#30 to #14 - ADTRNinja
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(01/31/2014) [-]
lmao ikr
#22 to #14 - rhiaanor ONLINE
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(01/31/2014) [-]
waht are the chances, I mean really
#33 to #22 - Shitthatscrazy
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Well every loves the Rock
#5 - soulkiller
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(01/30/2014) [-]
How it really went
#70 to #5 - ileenover
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(01/31/2014) [-]
At the last second the boulder felt conflicted.
#1 - include
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(01/30/2014) [-]
Now I know why the pioneers used to ride them for miles.
#11 to #1 - kombee ONLINE
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#13 - ugoboom ONLINE
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#58 to #13 - anon
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what
#87 to #13 - Smashyy
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Iraq is mentioned on FJ, swells with pride
#19 - mikepetru ONLINE
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(01/31/2014) [-]
The Boulder appreciates post-Renaissance Italian architecture!
#27 to #19 - flixoe
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But the Boulder likes to smash things...
#25 - timelordjam
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Could you imagine if you were just like...masturbating and then you start to see that **** coming down at you and you nearly rip off your dick and put your hands out like you're stopping it with your mind and then it stops and you're all like "Holy **** i have a power, holy **** on a ******* cracker". So you jump off your house to try and fly and you die, but you forgot that you still had your dick hanging out and then your mum sees you dead with your jizz covered dick with dirt stuck on it and she throws up on your body in disgust and she flips out and trys to clean you up and then when you're getting an autopsy they find your mums fingerprints on your dick and everyone accuses her of jacking you off and she commits suicide in shame but she fails and lives her life as a vegetable eating most cucumber through a tube in her anus. And one day the person rolling her wheelchair drops her down some stairs and her wheelchair colides with a suicide bomber and he falls over the curb and explodes. Due to the explosion the 3 nearest buildings have giant holes in the bases and all collapse at the same time and thousands die and thousands more commit suicide due to sadness of lost ones and then al-queda decides to go to war with the US and it ends in millions and millions of death. Eventually the terrorists move their main objective to destroying Australia but due to not being born in Australia they die within 5 minutes of entering the country due to heat or flying spider scorpions. Eventually Australia takes over the middle east on accident without doing anything and now the Russians go back to attacking Germany with the middle east-Australian country are fighting off small bands of terrorists and Canada tries to comfort the crying poland and new Zealand but while they focus on that America takes the chance to take over canada and middle eastern Australia doesnt like that and sends millions of flying scorpion spiders at them and now control all of canada alongside canadians->
#57 to #25 - spizin
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(01/31/2014) [-]
wow i'm so le random!!!111 such a nerd xD
#97 to #57 - itsmedumbass
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#42 to #25 - anon
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all i read was could u imagine if u were masturbating and then millions of scorpion spiders. **** lols
#49 to #25 - itsmedumbass
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#53 to #25 - willindor
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#92 to #25 - shadowtails
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What the flying ****
#93 to #92 - timelordjam
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Like it?
#94 to #93 - shadowtails
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Yes actually

Do more
#95 to #94 - timelordjam
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theres a part 2 below and im writing part 3. Got suggestions for a story arc?
#96 to #95 - shadowtails
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Well obv The Doctor needs to come into the fray

Cuz like, dinosaurs are running amok

Then George Bush aciddentally steals the Tardis and flys to another planet and has sexual relations with an alien

And then sends the kids back to earth to repopulate the world
#118 to #25 - martiortiftw ONLINE
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(01/31/2014) [-]
WHY WAS I CHOSEN TO READ THIS?
what does it mean?
#119 to #118 - timelordjam
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(01/31/2014) [-]
oh, did you get a mention?
#120 to #119 - martiortiftw ONLINE
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(01/31/2014) [-]
i did
#121 to #25 - steedawwg **User deleted account**
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this ***** great
#34 to #25 - butterduck
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**butterduck rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at What a State **
"you're getting an autopsy they find your mums fingerprints on your dick and everyone accuses her of jacking you off"
That's hot....
#69 to #34 - anon
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #7441109 at Safe For Work Random Board **
#54 to #25 - TheBigGummyBear
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what
what
#29 to #25 - crazyhandss
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#32 to #29 - timelordjam
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i was typing out a second part but my hand started to hurt so ill post it later
#35 to #32 - civilizedwasteland
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post it faggot
#38 to #25 - infinitereaper
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implying I wouldn't fap in the face of death
#26 to #25 - secretmouse
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...What?
#31 to #26 - timelordjam
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i was typing out a second part but my hand started to hurt so ill post it later
#36 to #25 - hellomynameisbill
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Ausfag here, we dont actuallyhave flying spider scorpions.











we have flying spider clown snakes
#56 to #36 - widsquard
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(01/31/2014) [-]
we have cazadores
#73 to #25 - timelordjam
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because notifications can be buggy. TheBigGummyBear willindor itsmedumbass infinitereaper hellomynameisbill widsquid butterduck crazyhandss civilizedwasteland secretmouse also britbong danzeebass mynameisnotmike nemesisyphus snohball steedawwg include joshlol leebob ************ insulation zahnrad zombienurse thimmiee pongldr
athojew kibbleking russianbro betars evilicious jackthunderjt NinjaKnight thebluspyeatspie guardianatreyu megpoidgumibear tripscausedthis yorker exotic martiortiftw
puffyclouds flutterway poorlyred shadowtails darlingdo marcinthedarc notkevinhanian Grom andranadu prettyflyforaderp teratorn energyman commanderbunbun talkingbrickbrick
obedientflyer rikter andreasl crazycatladymedusa thisisanemail vortexrain Zanchoff dethknaw realityatrisk mrsnowballs sodacanlover joancod sethorein theepicguerilla anthonyd blobboy hickerydickery mrmojito rahtoga walkerjam timelordeternal temporalguardian I MADE A STORY READ IT.

So you now have the australians who only know heat and the canadians who only know cold teaming up to take over britain because britian spilt a bit of tea on canadas trousers and then slapt canada in the face. The UK eventually resorts to crumpet bombs and accidentally takes out most of norway who was playing with his stones and pebbles and now norway joins on with australia and canada but at the same time some scientists in france find a way to clone dinosaurs and now have dinosaurs to use against germany who is currently invading russia without coats again and end up *********** germany with dinosaurs but the dinosaurs are rebelling and eventually most of europe has been wiped out with dinosaurs only to be stuck on europe due to not being able to swim or escape into former russia that is now an inhabitable wasteland. The surviving russians escaped to middle eastern Australia and now middle eastern australia has almost 5 million more soldiers. And decides that norway needs some reinforcements and sends over
#100 to #73 - timelordjam
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shadowtails TheBigGummyBear willindor itsmedumbass infinitereaper hellomynameisbill widsquid butterduck crazyhandss civilizedwasteland secretmouse also britbong danzeebass mynameisnotmike nemesisyphus snohball steedawwg include joshlol leebob ************ insulation zahnrad zombienurse thimmiee pongldr
athojew kibbleking russianbro betars evilicious jackthunderjt NinjaKnight thebluspyeatspie guardianatreyu megpoidgumibear tripscausedthis yorker exotic martiortiftw
puffyclouds flutterway poorlyred shadowtails darlingdo marcinthedarc notkevinhanian Grom andranadu prettyflyforaderp teratorn energyman commanderbunbun talkingbrickbrick
obedientflyer rikter andreasl crazycatladymedusa thisisanemail vortexrain Zanchoff dethknaw realityatrisk mrsnowballs sodacanlover joancod sethorein theepicguerilla anthonyd blobboy hickerydickery mrmojito rahtoga walkerjam timelordeternal temporalguardian

So now the planet is lit up like an albino in nigeria. The world is in pieces. Radiation ridden countries fill up the rock we live on. Middle Eastern+normal Australia find out that iceland stole some vegemite from them and decide to go and take it back..with nuclear bombs and crumpet bombs that they scavenged from the war of britain. Meanwhile in europe some of the pterodactyls have flown over the ocean and ended up at iceland at the same time as the Australians, so iceland is now a battlefield filled with pterodactyls. We head over to peru and bolivia who are in the corner crying...thats it i dont know much about them. Back in Canadian britian the doctor arrives in his TARDIS to try and save the world again but he set the co-ordinates wrong and ends up in hollywood, he opens the door of his tardis to see a stunned nicolas cage smeared with his own feces and jam sandwiches. he offers Nicolas Cage into his tardis to get cleaned up. Over at the white house theres a group of barrack obama, one of his dogs, george bush and a guy named kevin
#103 to #100 - thimmiee ONLINE
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(01/31/2014) [-]
If you could remove me from your mention list that would be great, thanks
#104 to #103 - timelordjam
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No problem.
#108 to #104 - thimmiee ONLINE
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ty
#102 to #100 - include
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#107 to #102 - timelordjam
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#112 to #100 - rikter
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I have learned to accept the mentions and enjoy the ride, but... see picture
I have learned to accept the mentions and enjoy the ride, but... see picture
#113 to #112 - timelordjam
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(01/31/2014) [-]
so?. no mention for you?
#114 to #113 - rikter
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Yes mention. I quite like the story. It's just how I make friends.
#109 to #100 - blobboy
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Why are you mentioning us?
#110 to #109 - timelordjam
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friends list+randoms
#111 to #110 - blobboy
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Eh can I get taken on this list plz
#101 to #100 - teratorn
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#99 to #73 - mudkipfucker
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#115 to #73 - britbong ONLINE
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I thoroughly enjoyed this mention
#116 to #115 - timelordjam
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did you read part 1?
#98 to #73 - itsmedumbass
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(01/31/2014) [-]
This is so awesome
This is so awesome
#91 to #73 - civilizedwasteland
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(01/31/2014) [-]
**** ya 9th one mentioned
#79 to #73 - rikter
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Cool story, but why was I summoned here?
#81 to #79 - timelordjam
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(01/31/2014) [-]
I copied one of rahtoga's spoiler mentions thing for when he makes a comp
#82 to #81 - rikter
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WELL FINE THEN. THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE.
WELL FINE THEN. THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE.
#75 to #73 - puffyclouds
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that was a cool story
#74 to #73 - teratorn
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tl;dr
#76 to #74 - timelordjam
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(01/31/2014) [-]
surviving russians go to mid-east aus dinos on europse stuck norway-aus-canada ******** on britian.
#80 to #76 - teratorn
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Okay i guess.
#45 - hentaisweetie
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You win this time Eren's house.
#41 - johnconnorone
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All I can think of
#44 to #41 - aulubear
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Overall pretty good movie..

But honestly.

They look so goddamn bored sitting on the edge of death in that picture.
#48 - mrgoodlove
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