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User avatar #10 - dmirish (06/23/2014) [-]
I say go on a vandalism rampage. Break hundreds of windows, including the cop shop's, behave vilently to the arresting officers. Get tossed in jail for 2 years, claim reeducation is needed to rehabilitation purposes.


Place to stay for 2 years, three meals a day, counselling and such, college education, job placement upon release, and a halfway house upon release too. All for Free.

And because it's a relatively minor crime, you won't even got to a max prison, just some provincial lockup.

God you can really rip off the Canadian justice system if you try hard enough.

I don't recommend actually trying this. It sounds cool, but probably won't work out as planned.
User avatar #19 to #10 - theblackhand (06/23/2014) [-]
There are easier ways to get anal dmirish, for instance, I just ask my gf.
User avatar #26 to #10 - veettrees (06/23/2014) [-]
There was a guy who tried this, can't remember his name, but he kept getting fines and couldn't pay them so everything just got worse for him since he couldn't get in jail.
User avatar #32 to #10 - gharshi (06/23/2014) [-]
that wouldn't really be productive though. once you get out, you're back where you started, except now you have prison time on your record so getting a job will be even harder.
User avatar #128 to #32 - shogg (06/24/2014) [-]
Ive heard of lots of prisons though that set you up with jobs
User avatar #15 to #10 - turbodoosh (06/23/2014) [-]
WARNING: Do not try in the USA. Risk of anal rape by a black guy named bubba increases greatly
User avatar #17 to #15 - xmacleodx (06/23/2014) [-]
WARNING: Do not try in Canada. Risk of a big black guy named Bubba apologizing and asking you to **** him in the ass increases greatly.
User avatar #46 to #17 - mathiw (06/23/2014) [-]
WARNING: Do not try in Brazil. Risk of anal rape by a big black guy named Manuel increases greatly.
User avatar #16 to #15 - ljxjlos (06/23/2014) [-]
Bubba the Butt Blaster. Don´t forget his title, that makes him mad and he won´t use lube when he´s mad.
User avatar #105 - mrmask (06/23/2014) [-]
plus, with nothing else to do all day, you will get ripped as **** , and then proceed to beat people up for their money
#2 - derpinoff (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 to #2 - hassanane (06/23/2014) [-]
I don't get it. Is that supposed to be expensive or something?
User avatar #13 to #12 - derpinoff (06/23/2014) [-]
Well it's definitely more than a homeless person will be able afford.

User avatar #23 to #13 - godtherapist (06/23/2014) [-]
You can make hundreds of dollars a day begging if you do it properly.
User avatar #136 to #23 - satansferret (06/24/2014) [-]
I've worked with companies that make millions a year begging. then they give 5-10% of it to charity so they can still be called a charity
#132 to #13 - mrmegot (06/24/2014) [-]
not 100% true, many homeless people have a job but cant afford a house/flat (and all expenses that come with it)
#37 to #13 - stallioncock (06/23/2014) [-]
If you think about it, that's cheap considering it's for an entire month compared to staying at a cheap motel for 1 night or something. Sure it's not as good, but it's something.
#27 to #13 - John Cena (06/23/2014) [-]
the average beggar can make like $8 an hour man...
User avatar #9 to #2 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
mine only 24.99 euro a month.
#11 to #9 - derpinoff (06/23/2014) [-]
Let's see....

If 1 Freedom Dollar is like .75 European Dollars....

that's like 34 and something Freedoms!!!
#111 to #9 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
Arguing with economic in a nutshell.
User avatar #112 to #111 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
Are you still posting.
User avatar #113 to #112 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
Yes, did you go blind from your own stupidity again?
User avatar #114 to #113 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
Wow you're mad.
User avatar #115 to #114 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
Am I. Or am I just having fun? Like i said at the beginning of this thread, "economic is an idiot, but he is fun to argue with."
User avatar #119 to #117 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
Nice May-Mays. That'll get your point across well.
User avatar #121 to #120 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
OK. Well it has been swell economic. Have a Guinness. It might make you fell better. I gotta go to dinner. See you tomorrow my love.
User avatar #122 to #121 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
Stay mad.
#138 to #122 - furiousmarshmellow ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
The fact all you can come up with is "lol ur mad" is quite evident how much of a reject you are.
The fact all you can come up with is "lol ur mad" is quite evident how much of a reject you are.
#137 to #120 - abmts (06/24/2014) [-]
Apparently you need this more than I do.
User avatar #31 to #9 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
Economic is bad at economics, what else is new?
User avatar #35 to #31 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
Stay mad American fatty.
User avatar #36 to #35 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
If Hitler succeeded in killing all of the Jews who you would you blame for your terrible life?
#38 to #36 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
My life is great. I'm in a county with 			****		 all 			*******		, Muslims and very few kikes. Even the ADL knows that 25% of the entire planet hates kikes and that's a very conservative number to be fair.   
>ADL Poll of Over 100 Countries Finds More Than One-Quarter of Those Surveyed Infected With Anti-Semitic Attitudes   
Not only that but antisemitism is still growing all over the world. Life ... life is good.
My life is great. I'm in a county with **** all ******* , Muslims and very few kikes. Even the ADL knows that 25% of the entire planet hates kikes and that's a very conservative number to be fair.

>ADL Poll of Over 100 Countries Finds More Than One-Quarter of Those Surveyed Infected With Anti-Semitic Attitudes

Not only that but antisemitism is still growing all over the world. Life ... life is good.
User avatar #39 to #38 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
Exactly where are you from? I got my money on Romania.
#40 to #39 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
Master race west Europe. Stay gassy my jew laddy.

I said there are very few jews in my country, Romania has tons more than here.

User avatar #43 to #40 - theladystrangler (06/23/2014) [-]
America is the greatest country in the world :^) stay mad
User avatar #44 to #43 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
Don't take him seriously. Economic is a grade A idiot. But he is fun to argue with.
#47 to #44 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
>An American calling someone else an idiot.   
Sure kid.
>An American calling someone else an idiot.
Sure kid.
User avatar #63 to #47 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
So what made you hate Jews? Cause I already know you secretly love the US.
User avatar #66 to #65 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
So you don't have a reason? Good for you that you admitted it.
#68 to #66 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
>25% of the planet is wrong but I'm right
American arrogance at its best.
User avatar #98 to #68 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
That is because **** posting at morons is way more fun than arguing with them.
#101 to #98 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
>Americans calling others morons
When you're resorting to name calling I know I've won. Ha
User avatar #102 to #101 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
That makes sense, you have been name calling this entire time. Also, like I said before winners don't have to say they they won.
#103 to #102 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
"Also, like I said before winners don't have to say they they won. "
>Making up rules to try win.

Top kek. Bye fatty.
User avatar #110 to #103 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
You have used the same joke like 5 times in one thread. Hypocrite, you can't even remember your own arguments.

Also you are a gun? That explains a lot.
User avatar #108 to #103 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
You gonna accept my friend request or what? Don't let my god looks frighten you.
User avatar #104 to #103 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
Haha. Bye. Stop trying so hard. maybe you will do better.
User avatar #107 to #104 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
" Stop trying so hard. maybe you will do better. "
>saying this to a gun that's ended the argument. Moron.

9/11 best day of my life. Ta
User avatar #86 to #68 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
Nah, my friend request was more like the London subway bombing.
#88 to #86 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
>Trying to insult me by making a joke about people my people hate.
:3 o you.
User avatar #89 to #88 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
But don;t you see economic I am on your side. I am not insulting you I love you as much as you love America.
User avatar #92 to #89 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
>Same joke 4 times.
Such a clever american. *pats on head*
User avatar #93 to #92 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
It isn't a joke economic. You are my hero.
User avatar #96 to #93 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
*pats on head*
User avatar #91 to #88 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
So are you Catholic or what?
User avatar #94 to #91 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
What would religion have to do with anything in this thread?
I just...
User avatar #95 to #94 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
Exactly what do think Judaism is?
User avatar #97 to #95 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
You stopped taking about that about 10 posts ago. wow, you sure are american.
User avatar #72 to #68 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
>75% of the world is wrong but I am right.

Economic's stupidity at its worst.

Come on man at least make a game of it. This is too easy.
#75 to #72 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
Read the document, most of the 75% didn't know anything about the jews at all.
How can you be this stupi...ah you're an american.

User avatar #80 to #75 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
I sent a friend request to you because any friend of America is a friend of mine.
User avatar #82 to #80 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
You must have very few friends.
User avatar #83 to #82 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
Nah with so many people like you in the world, I always have friends.
User avatar #84 to #83 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
9/11 Muslim have been a friend request from the middle east. :3
User avatar #76 to #75 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
That doesn't work on me when it comes from you economic because I know you love America. Try attacking me personally.
User avatar #77 to #76 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
I see you're not even talking about the ADLs research, i see I've won.
User avatar #78 to #77 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
First to say they won, usually lost. So when are you coming back to visit your favorite country? America always welcomes you.
#81 to #78 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
Why are you sending me a friend request?
Why are you sending me a friend request?
#79 to #78 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
*pats american on head*
#147 to #68 - trapt (06/24/2014) [-]
You realize that means the other 75% of the planet agrees with him right
User avatar #52 to #47 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
Ireland really? Damn I like Irish people. I am red haired myself.
#45 to #43 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
In Sorkin's honor, here are 25 other things America isn't number one in:

America ranks 13th in starting a business, according to the Doing Business rankings compiled by The World Bank.
The U.S. ranks 47th in press freedom, according to Reporters Without Borders. So much for freedom of the press.
The U.S. ranks 20th in international trade, according to the Doing Business rankings compiled by The World Bank.
The U.S., which ranks 15th in dealing with debt insolvency according to the Doing Business rankings.
The U.S. is ranked 10th in economic freedom, according to The Heritage Foundation and The Wall Street Journal.
The U.S. is 25th among 43 developing countries for the best place to be a mother, according to Save The Children.
The U.S. is only the 11th happiest country in the world, according Columbia University's Earth Institute.
There are 21 countries better than America in freedom from corruption, according to
The U.S. was ranked 24th in perceived honesty, according to
America is ranked 39th in income inequality according to the CIA World Factbook.
Need a Hepatitis B vaccination? The U.S. is ranked 89th in percentage of children who have been vaccinated according to the World Health Organization.
The U.S. is only 47th in infant survival? That's true, according to the CIA World Factbook.
Want to live a long life? Don't live in the U.S., which is 50th in life expectancy according to the CIA World Factbook.
User avatar #49 to #45 - theladystrangler (06/23/2014) [-]
Only non-Communist in the Western world baby.
User avatar #59 to #54 - theladystrangler (06/23/2014) [-]
>a country that we made capitalist so China would trade with U.S.
>countries that have retained neutrality in Europe
>countries whose economic systems were set up by the U.S. as puppet governments after WW2
try harder
User avatar #57 to #54 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
>Hong Kong

Really dude?
User avatar #50 to #45 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
Obviously we are not number one in everything. Try harder.
#51 to #50 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
You've a ****** for a leader, nuff said.
User avatar #55 to #51 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
Does Ireland have a leader?
User avatar #58 to #55 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
The largest leprechaun is their leader.
#87 to #58 - John Cena (06/23/2014) [-]
The fact that a bigot like you dislikes America makes it pretty great in my book.
#90 to #87 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
9/11 best day of my life.
User avatar #100 to #90 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
I think the best day of your life was when you first ate a big meaty cock.
#42 to #40 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
So Norway? Land of delusional?
User avatar #48 to #42 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
I gave you a very good hint in my comment. Look at the slang.
User avatar #53 to #48 - theladystrangler (06/23/2014) [-]
lol he's Scottish. Please secede from Britain, they don't need anymore drunken criminal fools with all the Muslims they're getting.
#56 to #53 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
Nope, keep trying fatty.
Nope, keep trying fatty.
User avatar #60 to #56 - theladystrangler (06/23/2014) [-]
Why don't you just admit what country your in instead of being a nameless faggot who doesn't want to be insulted because of their ****** country?
User avatar #61 to #60 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
Because it's fun watching an American using all 3 brain cells trying too hard on something this easy. Keep going, this is fun.
User avatar #62 to #61 - theladystrangler (06/23/2014) [-]
hmmm are you Irish?
User avatar #69 to #62 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
He is Irish. Poor Ireland.
User avatar #71 to #69 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #74 to #71 - damping (06/23/2014) [-]
I already know you are Irish it is too late.
#64 to #62 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
So close.
So close.
User avatar #67 to #64 - theladystrangler (06/23/2014) [-]
hmmm... using Euro... Laddy... danish?
User avatar #70 to #67 - economic (06/23/2014) [-]
Don't you ever call me that again.
User avatar #73 to #70 - theladystrangler (06/23/2014) [-]
Dammit man. help me out here
#109 to #9 - John Cena (06/23/2014) [-]
I don't get it why are you thumbed down?
#129 to #2 - Daeiros (06/24/2014) [-]
$10 a month
User avatar #170 to #129 - damping (06/24/2014) [-]
>Planet Fitness

>Actually working out

#171 to #170 - Daeiros (06/24/2014) [-]
you can "actually work out" without even going to a gym
yeah, sure, planet fitness is targeted at casuals, but they are cheap and they have weights, so I fail to see the problem.
User avatar #172 to #171 - damping (06/24/2014) [-]
Can't do dead lifts because they make too much noise. If you can't do dead lifts, you can't work out.
User avatar #173 to #172 - Daeiros (06/24/2014) [-]
you don't have to grunt and drop things to get a good workout. Making tons of noise does not help muscle development.
showing off =/= working out
While deadlifts are a great workout, squats work pretty well to, and you can do those.
User avatar #174 to #173 - damping (06/24/2014) [-]
Dead Lifts and squats are similar, but Squats won't work your hips or back as well. Even the clank of putting the weights down and back up is enough to sound that dumb alarm. Planet fitness is for the people who go to the gym, sit on the bikes and text people about how they are working out.

At least planet fitness keeps those people away from other gyms.
User avatar #175 to #174 - Daeiros (06/24/2014) [-]
Honestly, I think that alarm is fantastic because it lets you know when you are failing. If you can't sit a weight down without sounding the alarm, you don't have proper control of the weight. Your form is most likely bad because you are only focused on lifting as much as you can, instead of doing it correctly. Lifting more than you can correctly control does more harm than good. You can still gain strength just as fast with a little less weight and a smoother, more controlled motion.

I also don't know of any other gyms in my area that are open 24/7
User avatar #176 to #175 - damping (06/24/2014) [-]
Just try to do a dead lift there without setting off the alarm. My friend couldn't do it and he has been lifting for years. He was only dead lifting 135 pounds too, so not exactly like he was exerting himself.
#85 - xcoreyx (06/23/2014) [-]
Yeah and then after 24 hours you'll be right back where you started, but with no money.
#116 to #85 - John Cena (06/23/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** You are not a clever man.
#118 to #116 - xcoreyx (06/23/2014) [-]
Do explain
#99 to #85 - pridefulmatthew (06/23/2014) [-]
How stupid are you?
User avatar #125 to #85 - leonhardt (06/24/2014) [-]
No, no, he means a Gym that's open 24 hours a day.
Not a membership for 24 hours.

No Gym anywhere even offers that kind of membership plan.
#151 to #125 - instalation (06/24/2014) [-]
Or actually I thought he was joking.
User avatar #152 to #151 - leonhardt (06/24/2014) [-]
Except that he made it very clear that he wasn't.
Nice try, though.
User avatar #153 to #152 - instalation (06/24/2014) [-]
I know he did. That's why I added my comment. At first it seemed like a clever joke, then I saw he was serious.

but seriously you're an asshole.
User avatar #154 to #153 - leonhardt (06/24/2014) [-]
If only his comment hadn't been there for an hour already.

No need to get mad at me just because you look like a moron.
#157 to #154 - instalation (06/24/2014) [-]
I'm not mad though, there's no need to call everyone who rustles you mad.
User avatar #158 to #157 - leonhardt (06/24/2014) [-]
Whatever you gotta tell yourself, kiddo.
#159 to #158 - instalation (06/24/2014) [-]
Pssssh... Nothin personnel...kid...

Anyway. Do you want to play Battleblock theatre.
User avatar #160 to #159 - leonhardt (06/24/2014) [-]
Sure, why not.
User avatar #161 to #160 - instalation (06/24/2014) [-]
ok I sent you an invite.
#127 to #125 - xcoreyx (06/24/2014) [-]
Ah, well that clears it up. Could have been worded better. I figured most gyms would require monthly payments for a permanent membership, which a homeless person wouldn't be able to continuously afford. I also assumed there were cheaper day-passes which would cost substantially less. But what would I know, I'm a lazy **** who never works out.
User avatar #106 to #85 - richardastley (06/23/2014) [-]
You'll have to turn 360 degrees and walk right back out of there.
User avatar #25 - wthree (06/23/2014) [-]
American Advice Water-Eagle
User avatar #14 - turbodoosh (06/23/2014) [-]
And free pizza every month at PFit
#126 to #14 - Skwurll (06/24/2014) [-]
My home club has free bagels and pizza on the first of the month.

Kinda defeats the purpose of the workout though, doesn't it?
User avatar #168 to #126 - turbodoosh (06/24/2014) [-]
That's how they get you to keep coming back
#28 - solarisofcelestia ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
Then it's a good thing all the homeless people have access to internet connection so that they can read this.
User avatar #148 to #28 - sinonyx (06/24/2014) [-]
"if you're ever homeless" not "if you're homeless"

do you even read?
User avatar #41 to #28 - fables (06/23/2014) [-]
if you're ever homeless
as in, in the future
User avatar #166 - tiredofthis (06/24/2014) [-]
Okay, I work at a YMCA and I can tell you a membership for an adult is $60 to join, then $32 a month, and you have to have a checking account to do the automatic bank draft.

Just how long is a homeless person going to be able to keep that up?
User avatar #155 - xsnowbanex (06/24/2014) [-]
Guys, I don't think the picture said "If you are ever broke as **** , smell like **** , addicted to drugs/alcohol". It said homeless. As in, maybe your girlfriend/ wife kicked you out or something like that. Homeless doesn't necessarily mean you have no money, it just means without a home.
User avatar #18 - killerraise (06/23/2014) [-]
Im homless, I have no money, food, or a place to sleep and I wanna kill myself. Better go to the gym!!
#29 to #18 - John Cena (06/23/2014) [-]
get pumped
User avatar #30 to #18 - iamnuff (06/23/2014) [-]
it's not about working out, it's about having a place where you can go in and have a shower you can use whenever you want, and a safe place to store your stuff.

granted, I'm not sure about this "have somewhere to go at night" part. They's probably kick you out if you started sleeping there, but atleast you can maintain basic hygiene.

It's actually a decent trick. I know there was a story about a guy who had a year-pass for a themepark with free food and showers.
User avatar #21 to #18 - godtherapist (06/23/2014) [-]
As someone who was homeless I can tell you that this is excellent advice.
#6 - europe (06/23/2014) [-]
Well it did work out for one guy for a while
User avatar #140 - nudybooty (06/24/2014) [-]
#1 Gym memberships coast a **** load
#2 Gyms aren't opened at night
#3 Lockers cost each time you open them
#4 I fell like finding a place to store your belongings is one of the last things on a homeless guys mind
User avatar #141 to #140 - nudybooty (06/24/2014) [-]
cost *
User avatar #142 to #141 - darkor (06/24/2014) [-]
there are some 24 hours gyms.
User avatar #143 to #142 - nudybooty (06/24/2014) [-]
where? i've heard of gyms closing at midnight and/or opening at 5am but I have never heard of one open 24 hours
#146 to #143 - coldfusion ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Maybe not in your area, i live in the Chicago suburbs, about 70% of all gyms here are open 24/7.
#162 to #143 - gtfomylawnbish (06/24/2014) [-]
Here in Indy they're open 24/7 as well.
User avatar #145 to #143 - darkor (06/24/2014) [-]
Anytime Fitness or 24 Hour Fitness are the one i heard of
User avatar #163 to #145 - nudybooty (06/24/2014) [-]
Weir. Guess it is just where I live. I have the 24 hour fitness gyms in my city but they aren't actually opened 24 hours
User avatar #164 to #163 - darkor (06/24/2014) [-]
maybe the bussiness there at those hours isnt worth to be open 24 hours?
User avatar #165 to #164 - nudybooty (06/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #144 to #143 - rootintootinputin (06/24/2014) [-]
planet fittness in usa, still doesnt make sense since they usually require monthly payments on a credit card or checking account
User avatar #7 - andrewzb (06/23/2014) [-]
i dont think homeless people have internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - harryboom (06/23/2014) [-]
that can go into libraries, wether they waste their time on funnyjunk however
User avatar #20 to #8 - andrewzb (06/23/2014) [-]
good point. i didnt think of that
User avatar #24 - oaaaaa (06/23/2014) [-]
they ll remove you fast when they see that u r homeless.

on the other side, i think u ll rather spend your last 400$ on drugs than on a gym-membership
User avatar #134 to #24 - satansferret (06/24/2014) [-]
apparently gym memberships cost 400 naow.
User avatar #33 to #24 - gharshi (06/23/2014) [-]
homeless people are not always addicts
User avatar #177 - cammyT (06/29/2014) [-]
or find someone who deserves to get killed and go to jail
#156 - puffbrownies (06/24/2014) [-]
**puffbrownies rolled image** Just don't get raped yo
User avatar #135 - unncommon (06/24/2014) [-]
Plus you get ripped as fuark brah.
User avatar #131 - tanditsky (06/24/2014) [-]
A place to stay overnight?
User avatar #130 - higaphix (06/24/2014) [-]
two in a row, ****
User avatar #150 to #130 - svenninja (06/24/2014) [-]
Same poster, as well. Huh
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