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#5 - mankey ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #110 to #5 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [-]
u funy ghuy
#19 to #5 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
inbetweeners 2 is coming out.

6 August for the glorious c o untry

God knows when for anything else
#87 to #19 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
I'm an extra in that.
#49 to #5 - takaneuva (04/13/2014) [-]
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#20 to #5 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
The best quote ever in the inbetweeners:

"as soon as they smell the sun cream they get wet, your mothers the same even now"

Or "Me any my mates once went to Magaluf. Shagaluf, we called it. Should have called it Shagalot. And hard. Anything that moved"
#120 to #20 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
my mate got And Hard! tattooed on him in magaluf because of this film.
#12 to #5 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
friend...football friend.

#15 to #12 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
#23 - onderdonk (04/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #112 to #23 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [-]
Is he wearing Heelys or something
User avatar #115 to #112 - onderdonk (04/13/2014) [-]
no, just shooped out the tricycle
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User avatar #34 to #23 - harrisonfordor (04/13/2014) [-]
It's weird how his legs remain perfectly still while his head bounces off the ground.
#41 to #34 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
Like on Pivot when you forget to animate the legs...
#36 to #34 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
they don't, that part of the gif has been edited.


no idea.
User avatar #57 to #36 - KnowinglyUnknown (04/13/2014) [-]
The little one was riding a tricycle and hit the curb. They edited the trike out, hence why his legs look funky as ****
User avatar #37 to #36 - harrisonfordor (04/13/2014) [-]
The legs or the head? Either way it would still be weird.
#52 to #23 - kwizzy (04/13/2014) [-]
I just... really felt the need to make this.   
 Oh my god do I try
I just... really felt the need to make this.

Oh my god do I try
User avatar #111 to #52 - theannoyingFJguy (04/13/2014) [-]
That's awesome
#2 - auryn (04/12/2014) [-]
Reminds me of that story of this guy who used to think for a long time that driving uphill was physically exhausting for the driver because his dad would always start panting.
User avatar #39 to #2 - syndromes (04/13/2014) [-]
I used to think that trees or plants would grow in my stomach if I swallowed any kind of seeds from fruits.
#3 to #2 - auryn (04/12/2014) [-]
Come to think of it let's have a "silly / weird / stupid things you thought as a kid". (Inb4 "I thought God was real")

I'll start: I used to think you could surive an elevator or a plane falling down if you'd jump up/off right before impact.
User avatar #4 to #3 - bicwatch (04/12/2014) [-]
I once thought that there was an unlimited supply of hair pooled inside my head and it was slowly pushing itself out. also that people who were bald had a smaller supply of hair.
User avatar #13 to #4 - artimax (04/12/2014) [-]
When I was a kid I always thought every man had 3 balls because I have 2 brothers and I thought that every time you get a kid one of your balls went away...
#35 to #4 - Aerosmither (04/13/2014) [-]
Now I'm imagining just a giant ingrown hair growing where my brain should be...
User avatar #58 to #4 - danniegurl (04/13/2014) [-]
I thought the bones that stick out in your ankles were rocks.
#51 to #4 - allinallout **User deleted account** (04/13/2014) [-]
that's actually not unaccurate since hair is just dead cells from inside you being pushed out through your head
#62 to #4 - doyouevenniggerbro (04/13/2014) [-]
I used to think basket balls would always just bounce back up to your hand if you dropped them.

It confused the **** out when I couldn't dribble
#8 to #4 - auryn (04/12/2014) [-]
Haha, brilliant.

#48 to #3 - thempc (04/13/2014) [-]
i thought the hazard light button actually activated the "turbo boost" because my dad would speed up whenever he pushed it
#40 to #3 - paarskwadraat (04/13/2014) [-]
for some reason i used to think that the disciples of Jesus looked like Humpty Dumpty only wearing purple and yellow clothes.

Somehow it took me years to realize that they were just people
#7 to #3 - autoxx (04/12/2014) [-]
I convinced my girlfriend's daughter (she's 12) that to keep hair extensions in place they need to be drilled into your scalp like a drywall anchor.
User avatar #9 to #3 - kimjongnam (04/12/2014) [-]
I thought women just became pregnant and was so happy that I was not born a girl. I knew what sex was in second grade, but despite that I never connected the dots and didn't understand the true nature of how babies came to be until fourth grade.
User avatar #21 to #3 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
I used to think the market was like an Arab market with black tents that sold nukes and the works.
User avatar #29 to #21 - mylazy (04/13/2014) [-]
the market or the black market?
User avatar #77 to #29 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
The black market*
#6 to #3 - quazyjash (04/12/2014) [-]
My parents convinced me when I was really young that if you looked up into trees during the day, a vampire would come and get you at night.... (?)
User avatar #24 to #3 - ogvind (04/12/2014) [-]
I used to pray to God for him to make me into one of the ninja turtles
User avatar #30 to #3 - flyingfeces (04/13/2014) [-]
I used to think my dad was an ex pirate because what else would a ship be doing on the oceans. To be fair he worked on a ship as a mechanic, sailed all across the globe to half of the world basically, had always good stories to tell about his journeys, and once showed me a box with all kinds of foreign coins he had kept. To me it was clear as water that he was a pirate
User avatar #79 to #3 - fcukyourcouch (04/13/2014) [-]
1. I used to think the emergency brake was a self-destruct lever. One day when I was really young, I asked my grandma what it was for. She told me the button was for if you were ever in a high speed chase. You'd just have to push it and your car would blow up. My grandma was also an alcoholic.

2. I used to think that you got pregnant by sleeping in the same bed with a person of the opposite sex. My babysitter used to gossip in front of me and I overheard her say something about someone "sleeping' with someone else, and of course I thought she literally meant sleeping. So one night, my brother and I were watching an episode of That 70's Show (back when it first started in '98; I was 7) and we fell asleep so he ended up sleeping in my bed that night. I woke up and saw him and I freaked the **** out because I thought I was gonna be pregnant.

3. I used to think trees walked and talked. Pocahontas was my favorite movie so I just figures all trees were like Grandmother Willow.

**** , I was retarded.
User avatar #76 to #3 - Bion ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
For some reason, as sarcastic of a person I am today, as a kid I took everything seriously. Particularly, phrases that people said in place of other things.

Was in the car with my mom, and I was being a grumpy brat for some reason, and she had to go inside some place and said "I'll only be a second." To which I replied, "You better be!" Thinking she'd literally be gone for just a second.

Alternatively, first day of school, in 1st grade, I got written up by the teacher because she said "Will you please go get a book." And I smiled and said "You said please so that means I don't have to."

I was kinda snobby sometimes. But I never actually meant to be. I just strictly thought that that was the way things were.
#50 to #3 - theherowithin (04/13/2014) [-]
no matter how bad i had to **** when i was little, i had to flush the toilet before hand and inspect the inside of the bowl to make sure there were no snakes that could swim up and bite my ass.
User avatar #47 to #3 - thempc (04/13/2014) [-]
when i was a kid i went to bible school and one week for some reason we had this amazon rainforest theme, and i somehow got the impression that at the end of the week we were actually going to the amazon rainforest. biggest ******* letdown of my life
User avatar #32 to #3 - ihatecarltonbanks (04/13/2014) [-]
I would be pissed at my father if he did something I didn't like and would yell at him and say "the only reason you have anything to do with me is because you married my mom!!!"
User avatar #33 to #32 - ihatecarltonbanks (04/13/2014) [-]
P.S. yes he was my biological father i just did not understand the concept that it takes two to make one.
#122 to #3 - qeszc (04/13/2014) [-]
I use to think that when my dad caught the train for work, he would just sit on the train going round in circles while he did work on his laptop
User avatar #44 to #3 - nyawgga (04/13/2014) [-]
I thought you could play two games on Playstation at once by putting two CDs in at the same time.

Tried it. Only worked the bottom CD, lol.
#27 to #3 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
.........i still believe that
User avatar #26 to #3 - vatra (04/12/2014) [-]
I used to think this too! I actually "logically" argued it out with several other kids and won. I had a group of like ten kids convinced they could survive things like that.
#118 to #3 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
I used to think if you broke a television screen, you could step into the show and live there
#45 - missionamp (04/13/2014) [-]
#63 - jalthelas (04/13/2014) [-]
**jalthelas rolled image**

Dad's face when
#82 to #63 - marcury (04/13/2014) [-]
fair rolll
#46 - nibbero ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
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#42 - Orc (04/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled comment #8451881 ** :
What the person said when you jumped on his car
#14 - zombiehero (04/12/2014) [-]
I don't care if it was a prank by your dad when you where younger. If your 16 and you think jump starting a care involves jumping on the hood you have mental disability's :/
I don't care if it was a prank by your dad when you where younger. If your 16 and you think jump starting a care involves jumping on the hood you have mental disability's :/
User avatar #66 to #14 - hellsjester (04/13/2014) [-]
hell i knew someone that thought tires repaired themselves until they were driving on rims. so it is not that surprising.
User avatar #70 to #66 - wallbuilder ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
After reading some cyanide and happiness comics did they try cyanide?
User avatar #71 to #70 - hellsjester (04/13/2014) [-]
nope not that stupid but pretty stupid when it came to automotives.
User avatar #72 to #71 - wallbuilder ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
Woulda' made a great headline. I had a friend who thought cars were propelled by their exhaust. When he was 13-16. And also that space suits were needed because there's no oxygen in space(as in, the only reason they're needed is because no oxygen). And many other things.
User avatar #74 to #72 - hellsjester (04/13/2014) [-]
yep that sounds about like them.
User avatar #16 to #14 - freebrainsforall (04/12/2014) [-]

If ya gonna whine about intelligence at least get ya spallin raight meight.
User avatar #25 to #16 - misterusername ONLINE (04/12/2014) [-]
dont just correct 1 thing then.

*were *you're *car
#43 to #25 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
Also were* 'cause you don't use 'was' for the subjunctive!
Also were* 'cause you don't use 'was' for the subjunctive!
User avatar #67 to #43 - psykobear ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
I don't care if it were a prank?
#93 to #67 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
Yeah. Sounds weird but it's right.
User avatar #132 to #93 - psykobear ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
I feel that the English language has adapted to accept "was" in that spot.
#59 to #43 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
the correct word is "was"
#92 to #59 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
No it's 'were' read about the subjunctive mood.
User avatar #10 - nazo (04/12/2014) [-]
What? who the **** jumps in the hood of a car? why?
#11 to #10 - adrianoc (04/12/2014) [-]
The dedicated father of an idiot son.
User avatar #98 to #11 - komaisgod (04/13/2014) [-]
#86 - greendroid (04/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #84 - vixvaporrub (04/13/2014) [-]
So did it work?
User avatar #73 - RIVAL (04/13/2014) [-]
I used to think prior to the invention of the color television, that the entire world was black & white.
#28 - coolbyjackcheese (04/13/2014) [-]
**coolbyjackcheese rolled image** That guys face when
User avatar #101 - hideyowives (04/13/2014) [-]
seriously i cant find ****
help a brother out
User avatar #104 to #101 - pikminpoo (04/13/2014) [-]
In settings you can toggle NSWF on or off
User avatar #105 to #104 - hideyowives (04/13/2014) [-]
settings where, log on everything and is different
User avatar #106 to #105 - pikminpoo (04/13/2014) [-]
In prefs. account and privacy options
User avatar #107 to #106 - hideyowives (04/13/2014) [-]
so its enabled....now where do i click?
User avatar #108 to #107 - hideyowives (04/13/2014) [-]
wait no
everything is fine
looks like i just encountered a bug is all
all is fixed
User avatar #109 to #107 - pikminpoo (04/13/2014) [-]
The menu on the left. It should be right at the bottom **** content **** Boards
#91 - anon (04/13/2014) [-]
*roll image*
#31 - hammerify (04/13/2014) [-]
**hammerify rolled image** so.. what you're ultimately saying is... you're retarded?
**hammerify rolled image** so.. what you're ultimately saying is... you're retarded?
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User avatar #127 - fjaggot (04/13/2014) [-]
jokexplain what the **** is this I can't even understand the second part of the text
User avatar #133 to #127 - lovot (04/25/2014) [-]
"Jumping a car" means you attach the battery of one (working) car to a car with a drained or damaged battery using a pair of jumper cables* in order to provide enough electricity to operate the starter motor**, which allows the car that could not start before to start.

*Jumper cables are two thick wires with large alligator clips attached to both ends of each wire, one wire is attached to the negative terminal of both car batteries, and the other is attached to the positive terminals of both batteries.

**The starter motor is a powerful electric motor that forces the car engine to rotate, which starts the combustion cycle, much like you have to pull the cord on a lawn mower to get it to start. The starter motor requires a LOT of power to operate, so a drained or damaged battery will not be able to provide enough power. To avoid placing the person who is providing power from ending up in the position of the one who needs power, the donor car should be left running during the jumping process, and left running long enough to recharge their battery. The starter motor may be powerful enough to actually move the car for a short period of time.

PS: if you do not want people to steal your car, removing the battery will throw a wrench in the carjackers plans, even if they have the keys to your car, they will not be able to get it to run.
User avatar #134 to #133 - fjaggot (04/25/2014) [-]
it's been 21 day but thanks
User avatar #128 to #127 - jokexplain (04/13/2014) [-]
when someone asks you to jumpstart their car, it's something involving circuitry and wires [lol Idk], they certainly don't want you to jump on their hood.
User avatar #117 - inkoma (04/13/2014) [-]
i dont get it
User avatar #121 to #117 - crowd (04/13/2014) [-]
jump the car.
I'm not sure what it means in english.
but it fixes your car without actually jumping on it.
His dad made a very terrible pun and he then tryed to "jump" another persons car this way
User avatar #123 to #121 - TheHutchie (04/13/2014) [-]
I shall explain, despite not being "carjumpingexplain".

inkoma, you'll want to see this too.

Jumping a car is the solution to your car's battery being too drained to start the engine up. You take a set of electric cables (jump leads) and connect them from your car's battery to somebody else's while their car is running. (Try for volunteers, guys, it's not really cool to break into somebody's car, start it, and then hook up jump leads.) The electrical connection between the two batteries means that the battery will be "jump started" and your car will now start, and then you can disconnect the leads and be on your way.
User avatar #129 to #123 - inkoma (04/13/2014) [-]
oh, ai'ight , thanks
User avatar #130 to #129 - TheHutchie (04/13/2014) [-]
Not a problem.

Have a nice day now.
User avatar #124 to #123 - crowd (04/13/2014) [-]
That's what i was trying to explain but my english is rubbish.
Thanks TheHutchie Wanna **** ?
User avatar #125 to #124 - TheHutchie (04/13/2014) [-]
No problem fellas, have a good one!

Maybe later, I've only been awake for like ten minutes.
User avatar #126 to #125 - crowd (04/13/2014) [-]
SAME HERE... it was meant to be
User avatar #116 - Pizzaposta (04/13/2014) [-]
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