"God sent me to earth to play football". Ronaldo vs. Lahm, the One Man Wall.. everyone in the room started jumping up and down like little girls when portugal up that shot, and I swear some guy shat himself. Ronaldo World Cup 2014 germany portugal
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User avatar #2 - jleblucypher (06/16/2014) [-]
Terrible day for Portugal but that's what you get when you have only 1 world class player and hot head against fine well oiled German machine
User avatar #28 to #2 - zallaz ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Did you forget Joao Moutinho?
User avatar #31 to #28 - jleblucypher (06/17/2014) [-]
He's good but not world class. Should've played much better last night
#23 - kaboomz (06/17/2014) [-]
that wasnt portugal playing
i dont know any ronaldo
that game never happened
lets just move on and talk about feminism and reposts
#50 to #23 - shatt (06/17/2014) [-]
i hate that cristiano ronald is famous because if anyone says ronaldo they think they are talking about cristiano not the brazilian ronaldo a much better player
#54 to #50 - RealStrangeSteve (06/17/2014) [-]
El Phenomenon
User avatar #46 to #23 - seras (06/17/2014) [-]
I agree. Normally they are a force to be reckoned with. What the hell happened there?
#27 to #23 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
godamm i really wish I could give you a green-thumb
User avatar #1 - ishallsmiteyou (06/16/2014) [-]
everyone in the room started jumping up and down like little girls when portugal ****** up that shot, and I swear some guy shat himself.
User avatar #16 to #1 - angelious ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
i think he was aiming to put it on the lower left corner of the goal...but miscalculated a little.


then again that goalie would have most certainly catched the ball anyway
User avatar #86 to #16 - chimpaflimp (06/17/2014) [-]
I believe the phrase "The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at maths" applies here.
User avatar #43 to #1 - oaaaaa (06/17/2014) [-]
klingt nicht sehr deutsch
#57 to #43 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
**** off you nazi
User avatar #14 to #1 - tachikay (06/17/2014) [-]
The commentator on German TV actually chuckled when Ronaldo did that shot.
#62 - lesterthered (06/17/2014) [-]
What do you call 20 people watching the World Cup Finals? England's national football team.
What do you call 20 people watching the World Cup Finals? England's national football team.
#112 to #62 - aaffan (06/17/2014) [-]
That would be 23 you ******* casual.
#119 to #112 - lesterthered (06/17/2014) [-]
Really? My AYSO team only had 20 people.
#120 to #119 - aaffan (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, I have no idea what a AYSO team is but different football competitions have different squad limits.
#66 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
Americans thinking America will win the world cup is utterly retarded. We'd barely have a chance even if every other team in the cup had a player with a broken leg on the field. **** national pride or whatever the hell you want to call it. Be ******* realistic. (I'm American btw. Take it or leave it.)
User avatar #105 to #66 - impaledsandwich (06/17/2014) [-]
But muh freedums.
User avatar #106 to #66 - Epicgetguy ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
>Rooting for your home country is somehow a bad thing

I get what you're saying, but don't be a killjoy. It's fine to root for your own country even when you know they will lose.
User avatar #115 to #66 - masdercheef (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm supporting the US team for the sole reason that if they somehow happen to win by the slightest of chances, nobody will have expected it at all.
User avatar #121 to #66 - meganinja ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Nobody thinks America's going to win the World Cup you ******* twat. That guy going around saying they will is a troll, you ignorant bastard. That being said, I think the USA's chances of winning are actually higher than 1 percent. I think they can beat Portugal. No way in hell will they beat Germany unless they pull some luck out of their ass. If you can't beat Germany, it's not very likely you'll win the cup.
#69 - pwnyxprezz (06/17/2014) [-]
FUßßßßBALL ZEIT
#65 - quasimbo (06/17/2014) [-]
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User avatar #70 to #65 - dieterkaiser (06/17/2014) [-]
Nope. Just us good ol' germans.
#77 to #70 - mysticprophecy (06/17/2014) [-]
German you say....
User avatar #78 to #77 - dieterkaiser (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah what's your point
User avatar #79 to #78 - mysticprophecy (06/17/2014) [-]
that you're a german
User avatar #80 to #79 - dieterkaiser (06/17/2014) [-]
Ok. Point noted. I'm gonna get up now and move on with my life.
User avatar #98 to #80 - screamlikecb (06/17/2014) [-]
Ja deutschland!



I'm not Germany I just really like your culture/country
User avatar #101 to #98 - dieterkaiser (06/17/2014) [-]
Thanks. What country are you from?
User avatar #102 to #101 - screamlikecb (06/17/2014) [-]
I come from the merry old land of England good sir!

Excuse the stereotypical sentence
User avatar #123 to #102 - dieterkaiser (06/18/2014) [-]
It's all ok. How are you enjoying the world cup? Hating italy right now I'd imagine.

[small]It's ok, we all hate Italy here in Germany[small]
User avatar #125 to #123 - screamlikecb (06/22/2014) [-]
Reading this comment now as I've only just logged back into FJ, I'm not even mad that we didn't qualify, just signals how **** as a country our team is
User avatar #99 to #98 - screamlikecb (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm not German*
User avatar #5 - murphymcbean (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm from England and I want England to win, but as that clearly is not going to happen I'm rooting for Germany. I think it sends a good message that a country that is known for hard work, organization, and meticulousness just gets **** done. As long as they are not the ones to knock us out eh?.
User avatar #17 to #5 - angelious ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
holland winning over spain made me believe that australia has a chance
User avatar #29 to #17 - diablojoe ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #30 to #29 - angelious ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
netherlands

what country was it again...
User avatar #32 to #30 - diablojoe ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Ye but why does that make you think Australia has a chance?
User avatar #33 to #32 - angelious ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
well if netherland/holland can win over spain in the first match up of the league


then australia might yet surprise us
User avatar #110 to #33 - Epicgetguy ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
>Second last FIFA ranking in the tournament
>Going anywhere in the World cup
User avatar #35 to #33 - diablojoe ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm sorry I really don't understand
User avatar #37 to #35 - angelious ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
dont worry.you are confusing me too
User avatar #34 to #33 - diablojoe ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
up of the league? What?
User avatar #36 to #34 - angelious ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
match
User avatar #39 to #36 - muslims (06/17/2014) [-]
Ye but you're not making a valid point. The Netherlands team is actually considered to be good, they almost won the last world cup and they're a pretty strong side. So what's your point, it wasn't overly surprising that they beat Spain, they were only slightly (VERY SLIGHTLY) the underdogs.
User avatar #40 to #39 - angelious ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
statistically speaking they were pretty badly the underdogs.also was it netherlands or holland?


cause in my country the name was more closer to holland than netherlands...
#88 to #40 - goldendelicious ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Both are correct.
User avatar #41 to #40 - muslims (06/17/2014) [-]
You're wrong, I'm sorry. And its the Netherlands.
User avatar #44 to #41 - angelious ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
if i recall the last chat we had correctly.netherlands/hollands had never won their first match up in wc for years while spain was known to win theirs.also spain had won just about every previous encounter againts them and won the last wc


then again you are right,i might be wrong.i haventh followed football ever since i stopped playing myself(a dream crushed)
#47 to #5 - seras (06/17/2014) [-]
"known for hard work, organization, and meticulousness"
As a german, that cracked me up.
#67 - xnotcreative (06/17/2014) [-]
It must be terrifying playing in the World Cup.

One **** up and it'll be plastered everywhere.
User avatar #76 to #67 - herecomesjohnny (06/17/2014) [-]
the old ronaldo (brazilian patch-of-hair-on-bald-head guy) would throw up all the time before big matches
User avatar #58 - temporalguardian (06/17/2014) [-]
"He didnt tell me if i was good at it though"
#83 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
what truly amazes me is that every american bitches about soccer but then they all watch the world cup.
User avatar #122 to #83 - meganinja ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
what?
#45 - datgermanguy (06/17/2014) [-]
You all don't understand, he just wanted to show us how good he can aim.
You all don't understand, he just wanted to show us how good he can aim.
#85 - omnomsaade (06/17/2014) [-]
Phillip Lahm is probably the smallest player in the whole WC, still he managed to singe handedly block that shot...



I guess that´s why they call him "the magical dwarf"
User avatar #93 to #85 - mrdudeface (06/17/2014) [-]
Hey lahm's really talented though.
User avatar #95 to #93 - omnomsaade (06/17/2014) [-]
>Implying that people dont already know that hes world class
User avatar #96 to #95 - mrdudeface (06/17/2014) [-]
some might not.
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#111 to #85 - aaffan (06/17/2014) [-]
Valbuena?
User avatar #113 to #111 - omnomsaade (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, forgot about him, but one thing´s for sure, they´re both small
#116 to #113 - aaffan (06/17/2014) [-]
It's not like he stands out.
#117 to #116 - omnomsaade (06/17/2014) [-]
I died a bit, have this
I died a bit, have this
#71 - coronangel (06/17/2014) [-]
Fifa Physics
Fifa Physics
User avatar #87 to #71 - armenia (06/17/2014) [-]
Thats the NBA bro
User avatar #109 to #87 - coronangel (06/17/2014) [-]
and if you notice, you would see fifa physics
User avatar #53 - benjiii (06/17/2014) [-]
you are so fat even ronaldo can shoot around you
#4 - wayfarer (06/17/2014) [-]
As a nuetral, It honestly doesn't make sense to me why portugal doesn't do well internationally. Yes, I'm aware they lack a good center forward, but a lot of other more mediocre teams have even less and do better. I'm not just basing this off of today's match, but of all the matches i've watched portugal play. They were bad in the last WC, woeful in the euros, and now this (granted they face good opposition most of the time).
User avatar #6 to #4 - jleblucypher (06/17/2014) [-]
Apart from Ronaldo, Pepe, Contraeo and Mountinho maybe, the rest of the team is below average
User avatar #8 to #6 - grantkairo (06/17/2014) [-]
We have great players like those you mentioned, but we also have Bruno Alves, Beto (Sevilla won League Europa thanks to him) and Raúl Meireles, they came from FC Porto who introduces them to better leagues and makes them known, Portugal could do lot better like when we won Spain 4-0 in a friendly match, but our coach is known for being stubborn and always uses the same players which some shouldn't even have been called like Nani and Vieirinha who were injured the whole season or didn't play. Quaresma, Rolando and Antunes deserved a chance, and the blame now goes to our coach and board who we wish were better.
User avatar #9 to #8 - jleblucypher (06/17/2014) [-]
I understand but remember a friendly is completely different from the World Cup. The rest of the team and coach need to think of new and better solutions if they want to save their world cup campaign. Ronaldo can't always bail Portugal out like he did against Sweden, he is only Human
User avatar #10 to #9 - grantkairo (06/17/2014) [-]
Yes, I know that and honestly I'm sick and tired to see our coach make Ronaldo do all the work, our coach even placed him as a midfielder during the game so he could get the ball, and maybe if he had called Quaresma maybe Ronaldo wouldn't have so much pressure, and we would have someone more loose in the attack, our midfielders looked like they were sleeping in the beginning of the game, also Pepe made me really mad because he acted childish and now we have less 3 players including Hugo Almeida and Coentão who are now injured, thankfully we have Bruno Alves who I always considered a better and more mature player than Pepe
User avatar #11 to #10 - jleblucypher (06/17/2014) [-]
Hope they get better cus personally i want to see Ronaldo do well in this world cup, quite tired of hearing the fans and media bashing him while going crazy and cumming hard whenever Messi simply touches the ball. Also you are lucky you aren't me, I support Nigeria and after last night, they have rustled my jimmies beyond redemption
User avatar #12 to #11 - grantkairo (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't even know how Iran is holding itself up, I didn't had the opportunity to see Nigeria-Iran, but against Nigeria isn't easy, I always support my country even in these situations but i think this year Germany and Netherlands are out of reach, but we'll see, football always has its surprises
User avatar #22 - agrani (06/17/2014) [-]
Germany played well, but they are not going to win, they were very insecure in the way they played
I smell netherlands
User avatar #24 to #22 - huszti (06/17/2014) [-]
>netherlands
>winning world cup

toplel
as a german, i have to make fun of the fact the netherlands never won the world cup.
User avatar #90 to #24 - hotschurl (06/17/2014) [-]
German here too, can confirm. It's against the law here not to use an opportunity to make fun of the Dutch.
#107 to #90 - homosexuals (06/17/2014) [-]
Please understand then, that as a proud Dutchman, I am obligated by law to keep informing you about how you didn't win the war, aswell as making jokes about my grandfather's bicycle that you still haven't returned.
#75 to #24 - sirofminorclass (06/17/2014) [-]
At least we've been in the finale sometimes.
#38 to #24 - karlossacramento (06/17/2014) [-]
that seems almost as unlikely as utterly ************ spain... oh wait.
User avatar #25 to #24 - agrani (06/17/2014) [-]
they are looking very strong as a team, wouldnt be a surprize for me
germans will have a long way to go to tho
#100 to #24 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
we won once

in 1988
User avatar #48 to #24 - PubLandlord (06/17/2014) [-]
they got to the final last time ...
User avatar #56 to #48 - huszti (06/17/2014) [-]
they lost it though.
#26 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
**** every other team. USA is winning the cup this year. **** off.
#52 to #26 - DweebyTwonkyHead (06/17/2014) [-]
Wish there was some way I could bet you and get my winnings, I'd make a fortune off you!
#61 to #26 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
>USA playing football (soccer or whatever you call it)
#108 to #26 - friedgreenpomatoes (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm American, and we have about the same chances as Japan. Which isn't 0, but pretty goddamn close.
#114 to #108 - aaffan (06/17/2014) [-]
Japan have a way better chance than the US, they have Kagawa and Honda while the US has Dempsey
User avatar #49 to #26 - blanketboss (06/17/2014) [-]
Sure, I think you don't understand the group phase, being matched witch Germany, Portugal and Ghana will totally lead to an American victory witch obviously 9 points.
#63 to #49 - lesterthered (06/17/2014) [-]
Maybe you weren't watching yesterday, but US is going to make it out of group stages.
User avatar #126 to #63 - blanketboss (06/27/2014) [-]
Guess you were right.
User avatar #68 to #63 - blanketboss (06/17/2014) [-]
Sure buddy.
#60 to #26 - thefifthdoctor (06/17/2014) [-]
Then go watch the Womans World Cup
Then go watch the Womans World Cup
#81 to #26 - zomitlu ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
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#91 to #26 - groovierpoet (06/17/2014) [-]
>Usa winning world cup   
How cute.
>Usa winning world cup
How cute.
#42 to #26 - bananagod (06/17/2014) [-]
lol.....usa......winning cup.......
lol.....usa......winning cup.......
#74 to #42 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
US is the best team out there this year they are going to win which sucks because i'm from Brazil
User avatar #89 to #74 - trojanmannn (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm from the US. I don't think we're gonna win this year
#103 to #89 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, you yanks arent that bad, but you'd never beat the majority of south america or europe.
Im british but not delusional, the finals gonna be germany vs netherlands
User avatar #118 to #103 - trojanmannn (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm rooting for the dutch this year. (Something in dutch idk they say weird **** and get hyped when they're mentioned)
#64 to #42 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
remember this post. because when it happens, I want an apology.
grovel, bitch!
#73 to #64 - BiggieFoot (06/17/2014) [-]
You're cracking me up man.
#7 - farted ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Thats funny lol but its soccer not football xD

still funny tho.
#82 to #7 - KIKORBV (06/17/2014) [-]
No one cares
#15 to #7 - selfrazedzealot (06/17/2014) [-]
he's right though... football only means the ball used in soccer. otherwise it means hand egg or you use a different spelling of soccer like futbol
User avatar #18 to #15 - rarityrarityrarity (06/17/2014) [-]
a football is the object as well as the sport m8.
#19 to #18 - selfrazedzealot (06/17/2014) [-]
in English it means the sport american football or it means the ball used in soccer. i guess a lot of countries adapted the spelling "football" to say soccer as well which i think is weird. i figured since Google defined football in English it meant it was in fact defining it in English but either it only defines American English or people have been using football wrong for a long time all over the world
#20 to #19 - micekill (06/17/2014) [-]
very wrong m8
User avatar #104 to #19 - biscuitsunited (06/17/2014) [-]
The word soccer is not in the English language, its an Americanism.
#124 to #104 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
then why was it created by Englishmen? and used to name the sport BEFORE it was ever called football? learn your history m8
#13 to #7 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
You are the biggest faggot
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