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#19 - smigone (01/13/2014) [-]
PAUSE

It's time for your daily banana knowledge, ************ :

Bananas are known to contain unique chemicals that actually promote inflammation and terminate infections on the human body. Rubbing a banana on your cut can only help.

More songs have been written about bananas than any other fruit

Uganda has the highest banana consumption per person in the world (Over 500 per person)

There are over 100 banana plants and varieties, but the vast majority of them are unpalatable. The type you see in your supermarket is known as the Cavendish banana.

Bananas are technically berries, and grow on a species of herb, not a tree.

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User avatar #42 to #19 - tapeworms (01/14/2014) [-]
I don't think I'd ever rub a banana on my wound. Because when I open a banana I intend to eat it.
#76 to #19 - yuukoku (01/14/2014) [-]
Are you telling me that bananas can be a disinfectant?
Are you telling me that bananas can be a disinfectant?
User avatar #88 to #19 - thepunchedface ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
thank you mr. banana man
#141 to #19 - tyraxio (01/14/2014) [-]
My God, I love banana facts.

Bananas are the most radioactive fruit in the world, and eating 10 bananas a day for a longer period of time greatly increases cancer risk, though it should be noted that in smaller quantities it is healthy for reasons such as it's high content of potassium.
User avatar #153 to #19 - raventhespy ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Do You Want A Banana? I can confirm the song fact.
#191 to #19 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
dont forget if you put a peel in the oven soft side up after a few minutes crystals form and you just scrape those off smoke 'em and get 14 y/o first timer wasted
#110 to #19 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
really wish you had created a dummy account just for this one comment and had your username be "BananaFacts"
User avatar #154 to #19 - killboy (01/14/2014) [-]
This post is bananas!
#176 to #19 - jibb (01/14/2014) [-]
[Banana intensifies]
[Banana intensifies]
#147 to #19 - asongulol (01/14/2014) [-]
This is a banana flower. It tastes like meat when cooked.
User avatar #34 to #19 - traks (01/14/2014) [-]
Woah woah woah.
What asshole just eats 500 bananas?
User avatar #170 to #47 - kittenfarts (01/14/2014) [-]
I'm going to imagine that the Asian guy is eating a banana.
User avatar #22 to #19 - accountabilibuddy (01/13/2014) [-]
read "inflammation and terminate infections" as "infections and termite infestations". Before I went back and reread I was like.. note to self, continue hating bananas.
#71 to #19 - abysmalshadow ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Here's one I find interesting:
Back in the 50's, the most commonly consumed variety of banana in the US was the Gros Michel banana. Much of the species succumbed to Panama disease and it is now much more rare. Incidentally, the artificial "banana flavour" is supposed to taste like the Gros Michel banana, which is why it tastes nothing like bananas to most of us. The Gros Michel tasted quite differently from the Cavendish.
#142 to #71 - tyraxio (01/14/2014) [-]
The reason there was a switch to the Cavendish banana from the Gros Michel banana, was because of an infection much like the potato plague in Ireland. It is still possible to buy the Gros Michel from special grossers though, and it is very notable for it's extremely sweet taste. I have wanted to buy a Gros Michel banana for ages.
#182 to #71 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
Sci show
User avatar #46 to #19 - itsformyscrotum (01/14/2014) [-]
500 per person?
Uganda be kidding me
#107 to #46 - homebray (01/14/2014) [-]
that was great
that was great
#67 to #46 - YourName (01/14/2014) [-]
Needs more thumbs
User avatar #199 to #67 - itsformyscrotum (01/15/2014) [-]
Oh stop it you're making me blush
#28 - ihatem (01/14/2014) [-]
They'll probably lose in the courts though.

They lack apeel.
#112 to #28 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
i can't help but to just read that in his voice, with the the other fags saying caaarrrrrrlllllooooooooossssssss
siwper no swiping!
#65 to #28 - forbesydemon (01/14/2014) [-]
You sir, are going places in life
#89 to #65 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
Maybe not college, but places.
#113 to #89 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
******* orginal bitch that **** was n frnt page a day ago(your ****** joke)
User avatar #173 to #65 - chenn (01/14/2014) [-]
Is that...Snoop the Dog?
Hahaha dat reference
User avatar #12 - sinery (01/13/2014) [-]
If I was a girl I would not be able to resist the urge to masturbate with it.
User avatar #31 to #12 - nsali (01/14/2014) [-]
im not judging, im just stating the obvious
User avatar #188 to #12 - ningyoaijin (01/14/2014) [-]
I'm a guy and I can't resist.
User avatar #30 to #12 - nsali (01/14/2014) [-]
its sounds like you would be able to resist the urge to masterbate with it reguardless of your sex
#169 to #12 - masterboll (01/14/2014) [-]
im a girl and i made the mistake of trying with a banana once
#17 to #12 - bigboyblue (01/13/2014) [-]
I like the way you think.
User avatar #36 to #17 - thewhitezombie (01/14/2014) [-]
Is there a chance that the character depicted there is psychotic and wearing power armor and/or in a mecha? If it is, please tell me what that is from!
User avatar #57 to #36 - bigboyblue (01/14/2014) [-]
After intensive searching, I have discovered that the source is a mecha anime by the name of Kakumeiki Valvrave, also known as Valvrave the Liberator.
#96 to #57 - chickenandwaffle ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's Code Geass...
User avatar #105 to #96 - bigboyblue (01/14/2014) [-]
I thought it was too at first. I've seen neither series, so I'm not sure. Google Image search only lead me to a few results, so I went with what I found. Plus both series were made by the same studio/artist. If it's Code Geass, then I suppose it's a reasonable mistake.
#109 to #105 - chickenandwaffle ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Thanks for clearing this up. Putting Valvrave on my list to watch.
User avatar #62 to #57 - thewhitezombie (01/14/2014) [-]
Thank you very much.
#13 - sirbrentcoe (01/13/2014) [-]
lemme ax you somfin.

i'm all for human equality and gay rights,but this ****** hilarious.
#16 to #13 - spokenwun (01/13/2014) [-]
lol blades
User avatar #33 to #16 - Lintutu (01/14/2014) [-]
of glory
#48 - peetski (01/14/2014) [-]
obligatory for banana posts
#129 - wolviewolverine (01/14/2014) [-]
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FOOLISH MORTALS!
I meant that DOUBLE PENETRATION is A-O-K.



Gay marriage.. hurumph, grumph..
User avatar #174 to #23 - chenn (01/14/2014) [-]
Their spawn would literally look like a dick.
#35 - fearedbacon ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
DID YOU JUST

IM SO DONE

I CANT EVEN

GET OUT

THAT WAS SMOOTH AS ****

ITS GETTING OLD
#165 to #35 - Calculon (01/14/2014) [-]
Quit complaining about it if you're just going to keep letting it get to front page FJ.
User avatar #190 to #35 - yunablade (01/14/2014) [-]
I saw a lot of moon moon comments before... why arent they drowning in red thumbs is anyone's guess...
#163 to #35 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
Then there are assholes who go DURR HURR SARCASTIC *********** IS STILL ***********
Seriously, no one likes you. I'm laughing my ass off on this "sarcastic *********** ". And you just come ruining it for everyone. Thank you people who believe there are regulations for the internet.
User avatar #143 to #35 - itsthetie (01/14/2014) [-]
don't forget "get out"
User avatar #37 to #35 - divinecreator (01/14/2014) [-]
so is complaining about it
#94 to #37 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (01/14/2014) [-]
You just won the internet
#126 to #35 - mondominiman (01/14/2014) [-]
**mondominiman rolls 24** Not with that attitude
User avatar #125 to #35 - kanaka (01/14/2014) [-]
EVERYONE ON THIS SITE IS ON DRUGS
User avatar #52 to #35 - roguehazzard (01/14/2014) [-]
1612% done sO doNE i ca'nT EVeN

#149 to #35 - cronois (01/14/2014) [-]
You forgot:

Slow down satan
two kinds of people
I'm dead
#50 - tehwaffles (01/14/2014) [-]
Banana thread? banana thread.
Banana thread? banana thread.
#39 - slunchy (01/14/2014) [-]
How I imagine Tumblr folks when they type "did you just"
#134 to #39 - damianblu (01/14/2014) [-]
It's really more like.
User avatar #9 - urumasi ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
DID YOU JUST
User avatar #18 to #9 - smigone (01/13/2014) [-]
I'M DONE
User avatar #21 to #18 - smoothmcgroove (01/13/2014) [-]
HI DONE I'M DAD
User avatar #32 to #21 - nsali (01/14/2014) [-]
stop it
User avatar #20 to #18 - mrheisenberg (01/13/2014) [-]
I CANT
User avatar #24 to #20 - xenoquack (01/14/2014) [-]
I CAN'T BREATHE
User avatar #26 to #24 - atomschlumpf (01/14/2014) [-]
thIS SITE IS LITERALLY ON DRUGS
User avatar #58 to #26 - toastedspikes (01/14/2014) [-]
GET OUT
User avatar #85 to #58 - canadianbetamale (01/14/2014) [-]
I LITERALLY JUST DIED
User avatar #164 to #85 - alexjonez (01/14/2014) [-]
Then there are assholes who go DURR HURR SARCASTIC *********** IS STILL ***********
Seriously, no one likes you. I'm laughing my ass off on this "sarcastic *********** ". And you just come ruining it for everyone. Thank you people who believe there are regulations for the internet.
User avatar #180 - tuckthisphit (01/14/2014) [-]
did you just
User avatar #181 to #180 - tuckthisphit (01/14/2014) [-]
omg
User avatar #184 to #181 - chenn (01/14/2014) [-]
Did you just
User avatar #185 to #184 - chenn (01/14/2014) [-]
...reply to your own comment?
User avatar #186 to #185 - tuckthisphit (01/14/2014) [-]
i kinda
User avatar #187 to #186 - tuckthisphit (01/14/2014) [-]
did didnt i
#146 - danielfm (01/14/2014) [-]
First time this picture is even a tiny bit relevant
User avatar #150 to #146 - arrogant (01/14/2014) [-]
That picture is always relevant.

Always
#137 - thewitchking (01/14/2014) [-]
> did you just
User avatar #175 - warioteam (01/14/2014) [-]
Its a sign from god to legalize siamiese twin marriage
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#171 to #167 - trulydeath (01/14/2014) [-]
one in the pink

two in the stink
#166 - dobbelganger (01/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#157 - lookatmyhouseofwax ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
Everytime someone posts a Tumblr post that contains "did you just" on FunnyJunk
Everytime someone posts a Tumblr post that contains "did you just" on FunnyJunk
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