Goats

NO, THIS IS NOT
THE EYE OF HELL
This is the eye oi the goat. And it' s the
most _. ass eye available in nature. The
horizontal slits give the goats 340 degrees
of vision without moving. You have 210
degree at most, pansy.
NO, THIS IS NOT
This is an goat' s idea of as quick lunch. Goats
have been known to make their habitats in
areas as high as 13, 000 feet. They are the
largest mammals at these Ides and
only descend when they be like a quick
workout. That' s about half the height of Mt.
NO, THIS IS NOT A GOAT
MASSACRE
This is the goat' s idea oi having tun. The
hooves heve son pads in the middle For
traction. The pads on the not are also
slightly hollowed to act like suction cups
on the rocks. The edges of the hooves are
hard for cutting into rock or ice. The two
sections also split when going downhill so
they don' t slip. Ti they do slip (which never
happens to a goat) two claws higher on the
not will work as brakes and stop the
sliding goat. And you thought having two
Ieet ". awesome.
NO, THIS (BOATS NOT
DEAD
This goat' s surviving. when the fainting
goat ' startled, it breezes for ', seconds
and collapses slimy. This is a genetic
disorder called myotonia congenita. As
the goats become older they learn to
their legs when startled and do a
shuffle. Not even a genetic
disorder can keep a goat down.
I YES, HIS can is
EATING A RIBBON
And slpl the tastiest ribbon that you' ll
never eat. While goats have a T. chamber
digestive system like other grazing
animals, they are widely known for their
Interests In left over foods. They don' t,
however, oat tin cans as depicted by early
20th century cartoons. Their fascination
with cans involves the smell and taste of
the glue that used to be on "