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User avatar #11 - desmax ONLINE (11/26/2013) [+] (19 replies)
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Ascension of the Jackdaw (Assassin's Creed IV)
User avatar #72 to #5 - zahnrad (11/26/2013) [-]
They must've been wet.
#31 to #5 - thatguyinabox (11/26/2013) [-]
Isn't he only able to part red seas?
#51 to #31 - misschokesonrocks (11/26/2013) [-]
Its red sometimes
#1 - enzothesomething (11/25/2013) [-]
Moses' face when
#44 - mrmask ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
I think its funny that in the first game you would die if you just step into a puddle, and now the game takes place mostly in water
User avatar #119 to #44 - buttinspecter (11/26/2013) [-]
**** yeah! The Penetrator.
User avatar #127 to #44 - mondominiman (11/26/2013) [-]
It's because he had a heavy ass sword tied to him and he was raised in the desert so they never taught him how to swim. They just passed it off as an animus glitch for the story though.
User avatar #130 to #127 - mrmask ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Etzio could wield an ax and still go for a swim.
but thats not the point, what I mean is that the story goes from dry land to have more and more water,
at this rate the next game will happen in a nuclear sub during WW2 or something.
#141 to #130 - kinginthenorth (11/26/2013) [-]
Except Ezio was raised in Venice, a city literally built mostly on water.   
Most of the people in Venice would be able to swim, since half of it is on water.   
I think Ezio will be trained better in swimming than Altair ever will be.
Except Ezio was raised in Venice, a city literally built mostly on water.
Most of the people in Venice would be able to swim, since half of it is on water.
I think Ezio will be trained better in swimming than Altair ever will be.
User avatar #163 to #141 - mrmask ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Ezio was raised in Fiorenze, thus the name, Ezio auditore da Fiorenze
#165 to #163 - kinginthenorth (11/27/2013) [-]
Florence is Firenze in the english language.   
Same way that Roma is Rome in English.   
   
I was in Firenze's general area in August, but my family didn't visit it because my younger sisters wouldn't appreciate the day trip it would have required.   
I'm still somewhat bothered about the missed chance of visiting it.   
   
And it's either Fiorenza (I think this is the older/dialect way Italians say it) or Firenze.
Florence is Firenze in the english language.
Same way that Roma is Rome in English.

I was in Firenze's general area in August, but my family didn't visit it because my younger sisters wouldn't appreciate the day trip it would have required.
I'm still somewhat bothered about the missed chance of visiting it.

And it's either Fiorenza (I think this is the older/dialect way Italians say it) or Firenze.
#6 - thearcher (11/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #42 to #6 - exclamation (11/26/2013) [-]
dat cleavage.
#80 to #6 - anon (11/26/2013) [-]
So I stabbed the ****** , and took his chick
#81 to #80 - thearcher (11/26/2013) [-]
Her FW

"Oh my God! Who the Hell ar-Well hello there...."
#32 - nightdge (11/26/2013) [-]
Is that a chunk error or something?
#53 - dandyhandy **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
Goddamnit, Moses.
Goddamnit, Moses.
#107 - redwailmer **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #148 to #107 - warioteam (11/26/2013) [-]
dat compression quality
#78 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
getting real tired of your ship moses
getting real tired of your ship moses
User avatar #34 - teoferrazzi (11/26/2013) [-]
next gen, everyone
User avatar #52 to #34 - cocoman (11/26/2013) [-]
Next gen dividing of zero you mean?
#40 - comradewinter ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Love the game, but the ships are so glitched it hurts. Here's a few of the things I've encountered:

1. As in the post here, the Jackdaw doesn't load properly and ascends from the ocean. Sometimes it even falls down from the sky.
2. I try to jump from one mast to another while boarding, and I end up diving through the very ship I try to board.
3. I sail on open sea, and out of nowhere a ******* Man O' War falls down on my ship, ramming us both, even though the damage wasn't impressive.
4. Once when I tried to board a ship, it sank during boarding combat, instantenously killing off all the targets.
5. Sometimes when crashing with land, it launches the ship at high speed the opposite direction. The same thing happened while ramming once.
6. One time when I fast travelled to Nassau from Open Sea, my ship ended up in Kingston and I was left in Nassau.
7. Occasionally, I get boarding combat tasks that are impossible to complete, such as killing a non-existing captain, tear down the flag on a mast that doesn't exist, or other things. One time I even boarded a ship with no crew on it.

Even though these things happen very rarely it's piss-ass annoying when they do.
User avatar #49 to #40 - nimblewalrus (11/26/2013) [-]
I haven't had any one of those problems. Your **** must be ****** .
#50 to #49 - comradewinter ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
I've played for like 150 hours and most of these only happened once. The most recurring one is the Jackdaw bug you see in the post. So yeah, on a time-played-to-bugs ratio it's fairly low, atleast compared to other technically complicated games with many functions. When every object is climbable it's not surprise they get messed up every now and then.
#57 to #40 - anon (11/26/2013) [-]
I have it on the PS4 and I haven't encountered any of the glitches you mentioned. I bought it on launch day with my PS4. It is my favorite game thus far and definitely worth it. If you do all the side quests and focus on getting all the items in each city it will definitely eat up a lot of your time.
User avatar #62 to #40 - nim (11/26/2013) [-]
Never had any glitches this bad. I bought the game day one and the worst glitch I had was NPC's clipping through the ground. After I installed the game I had no issues.
#45 - shabalaguy (11/26/2013) [-]
I gotta say..that's some really good looking water there.
User avatar #54 to #45 - jackmanagan (11/26/2013) [-]
High quality H-H-H2O
#69 to #45 - bigshowsteveo ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
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#2 - lieutenantpansy (11/25/2013) [-]
Or a tiny Striker Eureka just set off a tiny nuke to kill all those nasty tiny Kaijuun
User avatar #67 to #2 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
I don't usually like to point these things out but... It's kaiju
User avatar #86 to #67 - lieutenantpansy (11/26/2013) [-]
shamefur dispray
#66 to #2 - animedudej (11/26/2013) [-]
Eureka you say? i have the biggest fetish for giant mech... or just mechs of any kind
User avatar #98 to #66 - vortexrain ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
So is Power Rangers like softcore porn for you?
#100 to #98 - animedudej (11/26/2013) [-]
close but no cigar! it's like vintage porn
User avatar #101 to #100 - vortexrain ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
What was your first comment?
User avatar #102 to #101 - animedudej (11/26/2013) [-]
"yup!" with the same picture but i immediately came up with a more witty comment
User avatar #103 to #102 - vortexrain ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
I see.
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#56 to #2 - rabidaardvark (11/26/2013) [-]
****		 yeah, Striker Eureka
**** yeah, Striker Eureka
#3 to #2 - assjaw (11/25/2013) [-]
You reminded me of this
User avatar #4 to #3 - lieutenantpansy (11/25/2013) [-]
Oh yeah
those were funny
User avatar #142 - lastoriginalname (11/26/2013) [-]
Pc is better than xbox and ps3 ****** nizis got it right and russians are all commies
BRING THE DISLIKES
User avatar #65 - animedudej (11/26/2013) [-]
kinda want that game now...
#71 to #65 - anon (11/26/2013) [-]
n-no, you really don't
User avatar #75 to #65 - lozac (11/26/2013) [-]
Do you want to play the multiplayer. Or will the single player do?
User avatar #24 - jixzy (11/26/2013) [-]
What game is that?
User avatar #27 to #24 - Bobtheblob ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Assassins Creed 4 I believe.
User avatar #25 to #24 - slatersniper (11/26/2013) [-]
Lego: Star Wars
User avatar #26 to #25 - jixzy (11/26/2013) [-]
Ahh cool, for a moment there I thought it was Hello Kitty Island Adventure 2
#33 to #26 - taurusguy (11/26/2013) [-]
Barbie adventures: Sea of KENway Ken as in the male toy? I will be on my way now
#84 - orangepikmin (11/26/2013) [-]
2 of my most memorable glitches in that game occurred on the same boarding sequence:

1. I had just killed a Brit when I kicked him into a cannon when he started freaking out. His body turned into an upside-down "U" and he started flapping into the wind like a majestic British bird. I think he made it to my ship and then due the turbulence fell onto into it. MFW

2. I had climbed up to kill their scouts and when I kicked the one of the scouts off the top of the ship, his body wanted to form a black hole as he caved in on himself and tried and succeeded to float away to cause trouble in the galaxy. Also MFW I created the first black hole.
User avatar #38 - chaosnazo (11/26/2013) [-]
Those graphics looks ******* beautiful
User avatar #28 - trogdorrules (11/26/2013) [-]
Must have been playing it on an Xbox One
User avatar #97 to #28 - vortexrain ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
That's never happened to me.
User avatar #116 to #97 - trogdorrules (11/26/2013) [-]
Sorry, I was just trying to be edgy. I haven't played on an Xbox yet.
User avatar #87 - longdongofhongkong (11/26/2013) [-]
this is exactly the reason why consoles should be banned and why PCs should be the only way to play games.......
pros of PC:
*no glitches
*mods
*better graphics
*superior controls (WASD like a bawss XD)
*can also mod like your pc to make it ballsier (e.g. like screen (´・ω・`)
*if you get bored you can just watch porn
*better sound
the list goes on but i dont wanna type it all out cos you already know it all already its obvious
cons of pc:
*sometimes it runs TOO fast and i complete games too quickly ;DD jk tho i only do that because im really good at them )))

anyway tl;dr ban all consoles and just use PC, theyre faster, more durable and actually FUN TO PLAY
#88 to #87 - roasdkill (11/26/2013) [-]
no glitches? I do love BF4 on Pc....
Caped this when I was recording it. While I do agree with you. Saying there are no glitches is a big statment
User avatar #90 to #88 - longdongofhongkong (11/26/2013) [-]
yea you caped that... from your xbox :s idk why youd defend this with lies i know for a fact that theyr eglitch free i actually made my laptop myself so i think id know these things (´・ω・`)
#92 to #90 - roasdkill (11/26/2013) [-]
no really lol, it was on PC. Thats why at the bottom it says 'T' to turn on/off laser sight
User avatar #93 to #92 - longdongofhongkong (11/26/2013) [-]
oh so youre one of those fags who uses hacks for lasersights and auto aimers and other bots -____- youre one of the only reason PC gaming sucks!!! ******* cheaters its why i always die :// (´; ω ;`)
#95 to #93 - roasdkill (11/26/2013) [-]
Oh you. I concede. But even so. A merry jest I had today
#118 to #87 - techniik (11/26/2013) [-]
>FUN TO PLAY
#131 to #87 - anon (11/26/2013) [-]
Hah you cant fool me. I bet your just an xbox360 whos jealous of the next gen consoles. You want consoles to be banned so no one will know how much cooooler the xbox 1 is. on the internet no one knows your just an n64
User avatar #132 to #131 - longdongofhongkong (11/26/2013) [-]
you're* kill yourself























(´・ω・`)
#133 to #87 - anon (11/26/2013) [-]
****** you went full retard. I have the pc version and this glitch occurs in it. I found it funny and wtf-ish, but it don't matter cause I just fast-traveled to another island and BAM! presto funking clear.

stop saying PC is the best thing in the world. I agree yes, but it just makes you look like a douchier douche
User avatar #147 to #87 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Nobody has figured out this is a troll...ok...I'll be on my way then...trying not to get angry.
User avatar #121 to #87 - jackyisbacky (11/26/2013) [-]
Even Pc games have bugs and glitches dumbass

Metro 2033 sky glitch
Minecraft= herobrine/chunks missing
F.E.A.R series-A.I turning on each other
Civ 5-A.I turning on allies/A.I not even moving


Every game has bugs

If serious your ******* retarded
If trolling 8.5/10 for making all these people angry
#134 to #121 - wazoowonseventeen (11/26/2013) [-]
Herobrine never existed, moron.
Herobrine never existed, moron.
User avatar #149 to #134 - warioteam (11/26/2013) [-]
He technically existed, in alpha.
Its not like you could see him though, alpha just had little 3x3 pyramids and 2x2 holes/tunnels.
User avatar #154 to #149 - wazoowonseventeen (11/26/2013) [-]
He never officially existed.
That was world generation screwing up.
User avatar #155 to #154 - warioteam (11/26/2013) [-]
naw, the only actual world generation bug that caused chasms was the missing chunk bug, made ******* huge square holes, causing you to have to leave and enter your world (or go really far away and come back).
That was fixed late beta, i believe.
the pyramids and small tunnels were mojangs idea, but apparently this caused a rumor that a swedish hardcore video game player with the screen name herobrine was notches dead brother, haunting minecraft.

Stupid rumor, i know.
This had a major effect on sales, so big that mojang puts "-Removed Herobrine" at the end of every update log.
#135 to #87 - Gonnafly ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
*Glitches have more to do with the game
*Most games don't even have mods, at least big ones.
*Graphics don't mean ****
*I use a controller if the game has the option
* ****** expensive tho
*You can do that with anything, don't wanna talk to your mom anymore? Hang up and watch porn.
*That doesn't matter, whether it be true or not.
#89 to #87 - arreatface ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Despite the fact that I agree with your point, I must say that licking your own ass doesnt serve the purpose here.

" *sometimes it runs TOO fast and i complete games too quickly ;DD jk tho i only do that because im really good at them )))" XDXD LOL
User avatar #91 to #89 - longdongofhongkong (11/26/2013) [-]
it was a joke jesus THIS IS FUNNYJUNK when did it become SERIOUSJUNK :s

dw about it though i forgive you because you agree with me (: (´・ω・`)
User avatar #106 to #91 - thegrimreaver (11/26/2013) [-]
Well, you see, it only typically works if the joke is funny.
Which yours wasn't.
#94 to #91 - arreatface ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Ah okay.

The joke ------->
me
User avatar #123 to #94 - newforomador (11/26/2013) [-]
He's a troll. Go onto his account. He's level -154 and I've seen him elsewhere doing **** like this. You fell for his b8
#128 to #87 - zekeon (11/26/2013) [-]
Clearly, you haven't heard of the Game Sphere.

It is neither console nor PC, there is only Game Sphere.

-Graphics are made of billions upon billions of spheres, for ultimate quality.
-The controller is a sphere with no buttons, but when you hold it your mind links to the game and you can control with thought alone, resulting in the most accurate controls to ever exist.
-Game Sphere is perfect in every way, no mods are necessary. But you can do it with your thoughts if you want.
-Game Sphere has every game. Ever.
-Game Sphere transmits sounds directly into your brain, for true sphereical quality surround sound.
-Game Sphere can make you feel like you're in a porn with all the mates it will attract to your front lawn.

Praise the Game Sphere, Sphereical Gaming master race.
#96 to #87 - assjaw (11/26/2013) [-]
>no glitches
#136 to #96 - nyuORlucy ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
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