Giving head for the first time. .. Oh goood that reminds me of a conversation I had with my best friend when I was 18. I had never had a boyfriend at that point, I hadn't even kissed a person of
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#4 - obesefury (01/13/2014) [-]
Oh goood that reminds me of a conversation I had with my best friend when I was 18. I had never had a boyfriend at that point, I hadn't even kissed a person of the opposite sex. She had however just gotten her first boyfriend and one day she came to me to get some help. She had apparently initiated with sexy times with a blowjob that hadn't gone so well "I don't know what I did wrong but it looked like he was writhing in pain and now he's mad at me.." is what she told me.

She had started out with some normal licking and stuff and had then (thinking it was a correct bj move) scrapped her teeth over his head and bit down.
MFW she told me she bit his dick

Another story is one I got from one of our friends. He had been sleeping but was woken by a call in the middle of the night from one of his friends who was panicking. He managed to make him calm down and his friend told him a girl had gone down on him and but him, causing his frenulum to snap and there was blood everywhere.
I haven't got a penis and that story made me feel sick as **** .
#24 to #4 - jogoto (01/14/2014) [-]
dude what the ****
User avatar #31 to #4 - ragingbrony (01/14/2014) [-]
I didn't know what a frenulum was

so I looked it up

now I'm in pain.....
User avatar #38 to #31 - frenulum (01/14/2014) [-]
Beautiful right?
#35 to #4 - volcanomaster (01/14/2014) [-]
"I haven't got a penis"

I got one for you
User avatar #8 to #4 - nikolaier (01/14/2014) [-]
hay frenulum, look at this
User avatar #39 to #8 - frenulum (01/15/2014) [-]
I hate you..
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#34 to #4 - themoderguy (01/14/2014) [-]
>i haven't got a penis   
   
ohohhh nooo i'm not falling for that again
>i haven't got a penis

ohohhh nooo i'm not falling for that again
User avatar #5 to #4 - frenulum (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm starting to regret this name...
User avatar #14 to #5 - luthervonappledorf (01/14/2014) [-]
You must get involved in either the most depraved or scientific conversations.

Probably both.
#11 - dehnoobshow (01/14/2014) [-]
Worst blowjob I had was litterally a girl blowing on my dick.
User avatar #12 to #11 - wliia (01/14/2014) [-]
Was that all she was doing?

How did you let her know?
#13 to #12 - dehnoobshow (01/14/2014) [-]
No. I figured she'd get better in time.   
Just didn't expect her to be able to deep throat a 9 incher after our breakup   
MFW.
No. I figured she'd get better in time.
Just didn't expect her to be able to deep throat a 9 incher after our breakup
MFW.
User avatar #19 to #13 - punnyjunky ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
That gif is absolutely fantastic
User avatar #33 to #11 - Kairyuka (01/14/2014) [-]
You HAVE to admit it's pretty confusing that the only thing you SHOULDN'T do in a blowjob is blow... It should be called a suckjob or something ._.
#6 - KINGOFTHESTARS (01/14/2014) [-]
BITCHES BE LIKE

this is super relavant
User avatar #7 to #6 - nerdymonika (01/14/2014) [-]
Slimy yet satisfying!
#1 - donttouchthat (01/13/2014) [-]
Her Face When
Her Face When
#16 to #1 - adr (01/14/2014) [-]
...I now really want to see her naked
...I now really want to see her naked
#17 - funyjunnk (01/14/2014) [-]
**funyjunnk rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at sweet ** mfw getting head for the first time
#27 to #17 - faktopus (01/14/2014) [-]
**faktopus rolled a random image posted in comment #222 at So that's what the French were doing ** hfw giving head for the first time
User avatar #28 - roguehazzard (01/14/2014) [-]
At first the .gif made me laugh a little...
#29 to #28 - roguehazzard (01/14/2014) [-]
...until I saw the title...
#30 to #29 - roguehazzard (01/14/2014) [-]
...and then the comments. Jesus ******* christ.
#25 - handofdestiny ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
I had a gf for 6 years, I taught her everything I liked.. sex was amazing whole time, bjs were even better.. then we broke up and sort of everything was 			******		.. once I had one night stand with some random girl and she gave me a bj while she was drunk.. she was trying to be playful and bited me till i bleeded.. now I have gf for one year and I didn't let her do me a bj because I am 			*******		 scared of getting a bj after this accident.. MFW I loved bjs
I had a gf for 6 years, I taught her everything I liked.. sex was amazing whole time, bjs were even better.. then we broke up and sort of everything was ****** .. once I had one night stand with some random girl and she gave me a bj while she was drunk.. she was trying to be playful and bited me till i bleeded.. now I have gf for one year and I didn't let her do me a bj because I am ******* scared of getting a bj after this accident.. MFW I loved bjs
User avatar #2 - quitethedelicacy (01/13/2014) [-]
Might just be me, but i don't think biting holes in it does a lot of good.
#22 to #2 - sensitive (01/14/2014) [-]
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF FAGGOT
User avatar #40 to #22 - twistedwoodthing (01/18/2014) [-]
That's a really weird position to take given your username.
User avatar #3 to #2 - lionhearted (01/13/2014) [-]
I've been doing it wrong my whole entire life!!
#37 - veryspecialagent ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
So wait, does this mean you prematurely ejac'd before she started?

Or she bit you and you liked it so much you blew your load?

Either way, what's wrong with you?
User avatar #23 - payseht (01/14/2014) [-]
I remember my first time. It tasted horrible.
#26 to #23 - handofdestiny ONLINE (01/14/2014) [-]
so this is a gif from your birthday party?
so this is a gif from your birthday party?
User avatar #18 - Durp (01/14/2014) [-]
The first time I gave head was the first time I'd actually touched a dick. I was surprised at just how hard that ****** was. Clearly I knew it wasn't gonna feel like pudding of anything but still I'm like..how do guys deal with that? That's like a weapon.
User avatar #20 to #18 - escalario (01/14/2014) [-]
Quite easily. If we need to we can hide it in our waist bands. Although sometimes when we get super hard it actually hurts...

Also being gay, I've dealt with a lot of penis, a lot of the time it just depends on the person. Sometimes they can make themselves super hard, other people need ages. Basically what I'm trying to say is, some people can turn it on, others can turn it off all at will.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Durp (01/14/2014) [-]
That's interesting information.

I mainly wanted to comment on how amazing your avatar is hahah.
User avatar #36 to #21 - escalario (01/14/2014) [-]
SO DID I!!! XD

I was trying to think of something to make me sound really smart just cause I saw your avatar and was like OMG! <3
User avatar #9 - pepemex (01/14/2014) [-]
Tip for the ladies: I remember this girl that was giving me a blowjob and bit down my balls really hard... best orgasm I've ever had.
#15 - anon (01/14/2014) [-]
nice
User avatar #10 - iseedeadthings (01/14/2014) [-]
you mean *GETTING* head for the first time
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