Giving head for the first time. .. Be 16. Giving my first boyfriend a hand job. Virgin, never done anything sexual before but neither had he. He says, "now suck it." I sort of panic and
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User avatar #165 - snackman (11/11/2013) [-]
This image was flagged 11/11/2013
#161 - theblaar (11/11/2013) [-]
OMG! it is Radon Randell!
#160 - ahoi (11/11/2013) [-]
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#149 - GuardianofzeBlind has deleted their comment [-]
#147 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #278 at Thanks FJ! ** mfw i get head
#145 - moldypubes (11/11/2013) [-]
After the first time I got head I liked it so much I went home thinking I was going to marry her.
#142 - ookichinchindesu (11/11/2013) [-]
**ookichinchindesu rolled user stalkerloo ** give me head?
#138 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
u turn from weeds
#130 - wontforget (11/11/2013) [-]
He was on the best show of all time
He was on the best show of all time
#141 to #130 - Tharius (11/11/2013) [-]
yeah, that show is awesome.
yeah, that show is awesome.
#158 to #141 - tehtrollface (11/11/2013) [-]
This is the dude in the vine above.
This is the dude in the vine above.
User avatar #151 to #141 - zaiopeperse (11/11/2013) [-]
What show?
#153 to #151 - plaguehammer ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Blue Mountain State. IT'S AWESOME
User avatar #154 to #153 - zaiopeperse (11/11/2013) [-]
Thanks =)
#155 to #154 - plaguehammer ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
dude, no need to thank me, it's a public service to let you experience the hilarity of BMS
#124 - workablenathan (11/11/2013) [-]
Confused penis is confused.
Confused penis is confused.
User avatar #144 to #124 - sabdoor (11/11/2013) [-]
I wish someone could make a video of Trevor (GTA V) dancing like this.
#122 - latinotornado ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
MFW getting my first blowjob
User avatar #98 - MRfunnyFACE (11/11/2013) [-]
still better than the first chick i had giv me head...
#134 to #100 - smashmenao ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
I will always remember that day.
I will always remember that day.
#125 to #100 - schneidend ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
I like a little bit of teeth grazing, myself.
User avatar #116 to #100 - slapchoppin (11/11/2013) [-]
when a girl says she'll give you the best blowjob of your life she means the worst

but this should be obvious as women always say the opposite of the what they mean
User avatar #102 to #100 - MRfunnyFACE (11/11/2013) [-]
prty much, she gave the shark in jaws a run for his money
#105 to #102 - justakewldewd (11/11/2013) [-]
For some reason, this is what I expect your reaction was. Somewhere between a smile and look and a look or pure horror.
User avatar #99 to #98 - fuckberries (11/11/2013) [-]
Was she Lorena Bobbitt?
User avatar #129 to #99 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, if you ever have a bad sexual experience, you can always fall back on, "Well, at least she didn't cut my dick off and throw it out the window of a moving car."
User avatar #117 to #99 - Dwarf (11/11/2013) [-]
I actually looked those people up earlier today because it was the first I had ever heard of that story. It hurt me.
User avatar #150 to #117 - zaiopeperse (11/11/2013) [-]
Did you by chance read cracked? If so then I did too and for the same reason as you
#93 - burninghellion (11/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #120 to #93 - dreadscythe (11/11/2013) [-]
skyrim tactical strike
User avatar #115 to #93 - darthblam (11/11/2013) [-]
FATALITY
User avatar #101 to #93 - xXMAQXx ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
thats exactly what they teach in goat school. cripple the enemy then finish
#108 to #101 - thahobomaster (11/11/2013) [-]
thats what they should be teaching at any school
#81 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
I guess you could say...

... they really butt heads.
User avatar #73 - onceman (11/11/2013) [-]
She's only of the worst frequent viners
User avatar #91 to #73 - Leopard (11/11/2013) [-]
Yet this got front page?
User avatar #152 to #91 - Mesmus (11/11/2013) [-]
You must be new here.jpg
User avatar #164 to #152 - Leopard (11/11/2013) [-]
My name's blue too
#79 to #73 - xxitzchubbsxx (11/11/2013) [-]
she really is, haven't seen a single one of hers i liked, they are all **** .
User avatar #74 to #73 - onceman (11/11/2013) [-]
one of the*
#72 - yougotpunched (11/11/2013) [-]
is that raydon randell from blue mountain state season 2?
is that raydon randell from blue mountain state season 2?
User avatar #162 to #72 - sabcy (11/11/2013) [-]
his wounds get bigger.
#107 to #72 - beetusman (11/11/2013) [-]
yeah, his name is paige kennedy, he's also U-turn in Weeds
User avatar #82 to #72 - falloutfanatic (11/11/2013) [-]
Dude i thought the same thing, and i think it is.
#83 to #82 - yougotpunched (11/11/2013) [-]
its gotta be
User avatar #84 to #83 - falloutfanatic (11/11/2013) [-]
yea ide remember that ***** any where... wish he hadn't left after the second season
User avatar #87 to #84 - yougotpunched (11/11/2013) [-]
yeah but alex played after that, and dont get me wrong i like alex but i think thad was the best charactor by far
User avatar #89 to #87 - falloutfanatic (11/11/2013) [-]
Thad and Sammy are tied as best character for me
User avatar #163 to #66 - sabcy (11/11/2013) [-]
source?
#64 - neededllama ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Biting is much, much worse.   
 mfw a girl bites
Biting is much, much worse.
mfw a girl bites
#97 to #64 - anonymous (11/11/2013) [-]
that happened to me when I got my first blowjob from a girl, now I have no penis.
#80 to #64 - xsparksx (11/11/2013) [-]
had a gf with braces once.... i just didn't have the heart to tell her how much it hurt...

User avatar #75 to #64 - lawerancearm (11/11/2013) [-]
Personally a soft and medium bites are okay, rather good sometimes for a change of pace.
User avatar #76 to #75 - neededllama ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Maybe on the balls, but my dick is way too sensitive for that.
User avatar #77 to #76 - lawerancearm (11/11/2013) [-]
From personal expierence it is really enjoyable when its along the shaft, depending on how gently she/he bites.
User avatar #78 to #77 - neededllama ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Maybe it's just the fact that I haven't had many blowjobs, just a small handful, but that still doesn't sound pleasant at all.
Also, nice LG friendly thoughts.
User avatar #86 to #78 - lawerancearm (11/11/2013) [-]
Just thought it was prudent to do.
User avatar #85 to #78 - lawerancearm (11/11/2013) [-]
I've only had like 8 man, then saw it in porn and asked my girl friend at the time to do it and it was glorious I splooged immediately.
User avatar #88 to #85 - neededllama ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Well you can have your way, and I'll have mine. It's not gonna matter unless we give each other blowjobs.
User avatar #90 to #88 - lawerancearm (11/11/2013) [-]
Ask OP, Phanact, or Admin I think they will be glad to help.
User avatar #68 to #64 - myfourthaccount (11/11/2013) [-]
never had a girl bite but I had a really bad encounter with an ex that thought running her upper teeth across the head of my penis would feel good.

WORST HEAD EVER
User avatar #128 to #68 - schneidend ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
I like the upper teeth grazing thing, myself.
User avatar #166 to #128 - myfourthaccount (11/11/2013) [-]
not on the head though, and not as harshly as she did it. It was more painful than it was *****
#67 to #64 - Bad Man (11/11/2013) [-]
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Biting then licking with a dry-ass tongue
mfw
User avatar #69 to #67 - Zeigh ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Who gave you that blowjob? The family cat?
User avatar #70 to #69 - Bad Man (11/11/2013) [-]
the better question is
how would it fit?
User avatar #71 to #70 - Zeigh ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
You tell me noodle boy.
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