Giving head for the first time. .. Radon from Blue Mountain State?
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#11 - anon (11/10/2013) [-]
Be 16. Giving my first boyfriend a hand job. Virgin, never done anything sexual before but neither had he. He says, "now suck it." I sort of panic and yell, "you suck it!" HFW
User avatar #119 to #11 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/11/2013) [-]
>handjob
#157 to #11 - Kairyuka ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
As far as I've heard, this is what most relationships should be like
User avatar #58 to #11 - lech (11/11/2013) [-]
I would have responded with "If I could, I wouldn't need you"
User avatar #60 to #58 - lonelybaloney ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Of course you would.
User avatar #61 to #60 - lech (11/11/2013) [-]
If I can't say something that's clearly a joke, I'd rather be alone

In the future, whenever I ask myself why I'm a 40 year old virgin. I'll just go back to this comment, and then cry myself to sleep
User avatar #63 to #61 - lonelybaloney ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
The joke didn't sound right, like you were complimenting yourself.
If you just left the quote, it'd be a whole lot better.
User avatar #103 to #63 - nyanfatcat ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Well you don't have to be a jerk about it.
User avatar #123 to #103 - alexthebest ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
jerk
#33 to #11 - elynichujy (11/10/2013) [-]
YFW he's flexible enough to do that.
YFW he's flexible enough to do that.
#52 to #33 - anon (11/11/2013) [-]
******* someone while they're doing autofellatio.

Yeeeeeeeeeeessss, this is my dream
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#40 to #38 - anon (11/11/2013) [-]
LOLOLOL XXXDDD
#4 - Jackyi (11/10/2013) [-]
Radon from Blue Mountain State?
#13 to #4 - vaginismus (11/10/2013) [-]
Lol just watched it today. Thought the same
#114 to #4 - bawsbattle (11/11/2013) [-]
Nope, that's U-turn from weeds.
Nope, that's U-turn from weeds.
User avatar #121 to #4 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (11/11/2013) [-]
he has a dope vine
User avatar #29 to #4 - yoloswagobey (11/10/2013) [-]
nah it's U-Turn from weeds
User avatar #57 to #4 - chubbybastard (11/11/2013) [-]
An unidentified black male
#126 to #57 - ennemi (11/11/2013) [-]
you're awesome
User avatar #7 to #4 - ekkeerr (11/10/2013) [-]
I guess his dream was to get his nuts headbutted.
#9 to #7 - Jackyi (11/10/2013) [-]
Thank God I'm not the only one to have watched this show.
User avatar #12 to #9 - ekkeerr (11/10/2013) [-]
Pretty much everyone of my friends watch it. Feel bad for you!
#8 to #4 - oceanmist (11/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#93 - burninghellion (11/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #120 to #93 - dreadscythe (11/11/2013) [-]
skyrim tactical strike
User avatar #115 to #93 - darthblam (11/11/2013) [-]
FATALITY
User avatar #101 to #93 - xXMAQXx ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
thats exactly what they teach in goat school. cripple the enemy then finish
#108 to #101 - thahobomaster (11/11/2013) [-]
thats what they should be teaching at any school
User avatar #163 to #66 - sabcy (11/11/2013) [-]
source?
#6 - anon (11/10/2013) [-]
she is the most annoying vine creator out there
User avatar #26 to #6 - Lilstow (11/10/2013) [-]
a woman who isn't funny?
i find this hard to believe.
User avatar #49 to #6 - theronj (11/11/2013) [-]
Vine Videos are annoying in general
User avatar #36 to #6 - Zyaph (11/10/2013) [-]
You obviously have never heard of TasiaAlexis.

God damnit.

If i was a violent person I would slap the stupid right out of her.

User avatar #51 to #36 - qwertykon (11/11/2013) [-]
They're both pretty annoying.
User avatar #96 to #36 - xboxperks (11/11/2013) [-]
You're right. I may be the only one on this as well, but I can't stand KingBach's either.
#127 to #6 - garymotherfingoak (11/11/2013) [-]
Eric Dunn master race
Eric Dunn master race
User avatar #140 to #127 - krazyms (11/11/2013) [-]
Running Through White Neighborhoods

my favorite one of him
#17 - lotengo (11/10/2013) [-]
It took al long time for this gif to load and i could only see that big smile. At first i tought it was a joke about using to much teeth.   
   
   
   
Gif not related
It took al long time for this gif to load and i could only see that big smile. At first i tought it was a joke about using to much teeth.



Gif not related
User avatar #136 to #17 - pwnedomega (11/11/2013) [-]
Woooorms
User avatar #169 to #17 - niggastolemyname (11/15/2013) [-]
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
THAT'S GRUESOME
User avatar #20 to #17 - vicsix (11/10/2013) [-]
That gif is ******* terrifying. Do you think the frog can see them?
#35 to #20 - lotengo (11/10/2013) [-]
various colors of light fall through the pupil, on to the lens and that points them at the fovea centralis. That is how a human is able to see.
Probably the frog sees in the same way.

So if the light falls in the eye it passes the lens and hits the worm. The light cant pass the worm so that part is dark. he probably sees a dark worm twerking in his eye
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User avatar #25 to #20 - bagelcollector (11/10/2013) [-]
I'm guessing so.
It may be blurry compared to the rest of its vision, but it can definitely see something.
#28 to #25 - omegaominous (11/10/2013) [-]
but...what are they?
#31 to #28 - bagelcollector (11/10/2013) [-]
I did a bit of research and it's a type of tapeworm that can also infect humans.   
... meaning the same thing could happen to humans...
I did a bit of research and it's a type of tapeworm that can also infect humans.
... meaning the same thing could happen to humans...
#45 to #31 - Ganifromholland (11/11/2013) [-]
Nope
Nope
#46 to #45 - Ganifromholland (11/11/2013) [-]
Nope
Nope
#48 to #46 - Ganifromholland (11/11/2013) [-]
Noope
Noope
#62 to #48 - sirpancholot (11/11/2013) [-]
nooooope
nooooope
#94 to #62 - psychoticcaleb ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Yes
#95 to #62 - ehzio (11/11/2013) [-]
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#32 to #31 - omegaominous (11/10/2013) [-]
oh god...
User avatar #30 to #28 - Shitthatscrazy (11/10/2013) [-]
tapeworms
User avatar #167 to #30 - tapeworms (11/11/2013) [-]
Yes.
#47 to #17 - toxicsocial ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #131 to #17 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
I'll give you a green thumb. In exchange, please do me a favor and never post that gif again. I am begging you, that **** made me want to gouge my eyes out with a white-hot knife.
User avatar #34 - swimmingprodigy (11/10/2013) [-]
Personally I dont think her vines are funny
User avatar #53 to #34 - adtrfreak ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Who is she?
User avatar #55 to #53 - swimmingprodigy (11/11/2013) [-]
I don't know her name. She's just some random girl who makes Vines pretty often and they get a lot of views. LIke I said though, I dont think they're funny
User avatar #92 to #53 - newmrnormal (11/11/2013) [-]
Her names Brittany Furlan, and she is by FAR the worst (I guess) famous viner.
#42 to #34 - KungFuZerO (11/11/2013) [-]
I agree, they're not.
#118 to #34 - burndt (11/11/2013) [-]
I kind of like them
User avatar #22 - yourasiangamer (11/10/2013) [-]
"I'm a girl, I'll make jokes realted to sex, everyone will laugh"-- every female comedian.
*Brittany Furlan is not a comedian but shes damn near close with her "popular" vines.
#50 to #22 - adumbfaggot (11/11/2013) [-]
"I'm a comedian, I'll make jokes related to sex, everyone will laugh"
Fixed it for you. Welcome to the real world. Everyone does it, not just the females.
User avatar #98 - MRfunnyFACE (11/11/2013) [-]
still better than the first chick i had giv me head...
User avatar #99 to #98 - fuckberries (11/11/2013) [-]
Was she Lorena Bobbitt?
User avatar #129 to #99 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (11/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, if you ever have a bad sexual experience, you can always fall back on, "Well, at least she didn't cut my dick off and throw it out the window of a moving car."
User avatar #117 to #99 - Dwarf (11/11/2013) [-]
I actually looked those people up earlier today because it was the first I had ever heard of that story. It hurt me.
User avatar #150 to #117 - zaiopeperse (11/11/2013) [-]
Did you by chance read cracked? If so then I did too and for the same reason as you
User avatar #102 to #100 - MRfunnyFACE (11/11/2013) [-]
prty much, she gave the shark in jaws a run for his money
#105 to #102 - justakewldewd (11/11/2013) [-]
For some reason, this is what I expect your reaction was. Somewhere between a smile and look and a look or pure horror.
#134 to #100 - smashmenao (11/11/2013) [-]
I will always remember that day.
I will always remember that day.
#125 to #100 - schneidend (11/11/2013) [-]
I like a little bit of teeth grazing, myself.
User avatar #116 to #100 - slapchoppin ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
when a girl says she'll give you the best blowjob of your life she means the worst

but this should be obvious as women always say the opposite of the what they mean
#72 - yougotpunched (11/11/2013) [-]
is that raydon randell from blue mountain state season 2?
is that raydon randell from blue mountain state season 2?
#107 to #72 - beetusman (11/11/2013) [-]
yeah, his name is paige kennedy, he's also U-turn in Weeds
User avatar #162 to #72 - sabcy (11/11/2013) [-]
his wounds get bigger.
User avatar #82 to #72 - falloutfanatic (11/11/2013) [-]
Dude i thought the same thing, and i think it is.
#83 to #82 - yougotpunched (11/11/2013) [-]
its gotta be
User avatar #84 to #83 - falloutfanatic (11/11/2013) [-]
yea ide remember that ***** any where... wish he hadn't left after the second season
User avatar #87 to #84 - yougotpunched (11/11/2013) [-]
yeah but alex played after that, and dont get me wrong i like alex but i think thad was the best charactor by far
User avatar #89 to #87 - falloutfanatic (11/11/2013) [-]
Thad and Sammy are tied as best character for me
User avatar #54 - rampantperson (11/11/2013) [-]
I accidentally did that once. He hates me now.
#56 - yourmomismyhostage (11/11/2013) [-]
Vine has gotten so 			******		 lately! All it is is Racist jokes, famous viners collaberating, or advertising. Time to jump ship
Vine has gotten so ****** lately! All it is is Racist jokes, famous viners collaberating, or advertising. Time to jump ship
User avatar #65 to #56 - greatgreywolfsif (11/11/2013) [-]
Gif sauce?
User avatar #148 to #56 - strum ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Black guy 1 asks to do something.
Black guy 2 says no.
Black guy 1 does it anyway.
Black guy 2 pops out of convenient area while black guy 1 is doing said activity.
Black guy 2 pulls out gun and says, "Bitch, I told you not to (insert activety here).
Vine
User avatar #112 to #56 - palmsspaghetti (11/11/2013) [-]
Do.... Do the eyes start off in the center?
User avatar #135 to #112 - pwnedomega (11/11/2013) [-]
Look at your profile pic, then back at the gif.
User avatar #168 to #135 - palmsspaghetti (11/11/2013) [-]
bytheemperorhowheretical.jpeg
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User avatar #14 - cryoticshell (11/10/2013) [-]
God I hate that bitch....
User avatar #19 to #14 - soupkittenagain (11/10/2013) [-]
Who is she?
User avatar #23 to #19 - yourasiangamer (11/10/2013) [-]
Brittany Furlan
User avatar #24 to #23 - soupkittenagain (11/10/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #73 - onceman (11/11/2013) [-]
She's only of the worst frequent viners
User avatar #91 to #73 - Leopard (11/11/2013) [-]
Yet this got front page?
User avatar #152 to #91 - Mesmus (11/11/2013) [-]
You must be new here.jpg
User avatar #164 to #152 - Leopard (11/11/2013) [-]
My name's blue too
User avatar #74 to #73 - onceman (11/11/2013) [-]
one of the*
#79 to #73 - xxitzchubbsxx ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
she really is, haven't seen a single one of hers i liked, they are all **** .
#145 - moldypubes (11/11/2013) [-]
After the first time I got head I liked it so much I went home thinking I was going to marry her.
#124 - workablenathan (11/11/2013) [-]
Confused penis is confused.
Confused penis is confused.
User avatar #144 to #124 - sabdoor (11/11/2013) [-]
I wish someone could make a video of Trevor (GTA V) dancing like this.
User avatar #15 - acidreign (11/10/2013) [-]
This girl's face makes me unhappy.
#64 - neededllama (11/11/2013) [-]
Biting is much, much worse.   
 mfw a girl bites
Biting is much, much worse.
mfw a girl bites
#67 to #64 - Bad Man (11/11/2013) [-]
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Biting then licking with a dry-ass tongue
mfw
User avatar #69 to #67 - Zeigh ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Who gave you that blowjob? The family cat?
User avatar #70 to #69 - Bad Man (11/11/2013) [-]
the better question is
how would it fit?
User avatar #71 to #70 - Zeigh ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
You tell me noodle boy.
User avatar #68 to #64 - myfourthaccount (11/11/2013) [-]
never had a girl bite but I had a really bad encounter with an ex that thought running her upper teeth across the head of my penis would feel good.

WORST HEAD EVER
User avatar #128 to #68 - schneidend (11/11/2013) [-]
I like the upper teeth grazing thing, myself.
User avatar #166 to #128 - myfourthaccount (11/11/2013) [-]
not on the head though, and not as harshly as she did it. It was more painful than it was kinky
#80 to #64 - xsparksx (11/11/2013) [-]
had a gf with braces once.... i just didn't have the heart to tell her how much it hurt...

User avatar #75 to #64 - lawerancearm (11/11/2013) [-]
Personally a soft and medium bites are okay, rather good sometimes for a change of pace.
User avatar #76 to #75 - neededllama (11/11/2013) [-]
Maybe on the balls, but my dick is way too sensitive for that.
User avatar #77 to #76 - lawerancearm (11/11/2013) [-]
From personal expierence it is really enjoyable when its along the shaft, depending on how gently she/he bites.
User avatar #78 to #77 - neededllama (11/11/2013) [-]
Maybe it's just the fact that I haven't had many blowjobs, just a small handful, but that still doesn't sound pleasant at all.
Also, nice LG friendly thoughts.
User avatar #86 to #78 - lawerancearm (11/11/2013) [-]
Just thought it was prudent to do.
User avatar #85 to #78 - lawerancearm (11/11/2013) [-]
I've only had like 8 man, then saw it in porn and asked my girl friend at the time to do it and it was glorious I splooged immediately.
User avatar #88 to #85 - neededllama (11/11/2013) [-]
Well you can have your way, and I'll have mine. It's not gonna matter unless we give each other blowjobs.
User avatar #90 to #88 - lawerancearm (11/11/2013) [-]
Ask OP, Phanact, or Admin I think they will be glad to help.
#97 to #64 - anon (11/11/2013) [-]
that happened to me when I got my first blowjob from a girl, now I have no penis.
User avatar #3 - squidsey ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
Blow Job (Brittany Furlan)
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