Give this guy thumbs. From: /tough+choice/funny-pictures/4841265/4#4. What ifyou are a gay, vegan Jehovah' s witness? F‘! #4 -funnyjunkknight Have you accepted
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User avatar #6 - buttplugmaster (10/16/2013) [-]
***** i just came from that post a while back. I feel like you've reposted my memories.
#66 - smokeyrp (10/16/2013) [-]
Wow i never thought i would see myself on the frontpage...
Wow i never thought i would see myself on the frontpage...
User avatar #81 to #66 - sonicschall (10/16/2013) [-]
So, what about them 700 thumbs
#91 to #66 - franklinclinton (10/16/2013) [-]
And it kinda sucks that all the thumbs this post generated doesn't even go to you :c
#92 to #91 - smokeyrp (10/16/2013) [-]
As other fj'ers i don't really care about thumbs i have a lot of fun on this site so i'm fine with it
User avatar #93 to #92 - franklinclinton (10/16/2013) [-]
good man. We need more people like you on here and less thumb-whoring
#94 to #93 - smokeyrp (10/16/2013) [-]
Thank you for the compliment good sir!
#70 to #66 - John Cena (10/16/2013) [-]
secretly thinking "i wanted to be on frontpage, but not like this..not like this"
#82 to #70 - smokeyrp (10/16/2013) [-]
Not really to quote Shakespeares Henry V "By Jove, I am not covetous for thumbs, Nor care I who doth feed upon my cost; It yearns me not if lame my posts are; Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
#25 - HeywoodJablowme ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
You can't be vegan and love meat in your mouth. Case closed.
You can't be vegan and love meat in your mouth. Case closed.
User avatar #63 to #25 - froggets (10/16/2013) [-]
Can't be gay and jehova's witness either
User avatar #24 - commontroll (10/16/2013) [-]
Is this what we're doing now? Screen capping top comments and then posting them as content while they're still up?
#62 to #24 - rdobet (10/16/2013) [-]
This is also nothing new here.
User avatar #56 to #24 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Its basically what we do with 4chan and tumblr. Our comments can be funny too.
User avatar #77 to #56 - commontroll (10/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, but we're all on this site. And this comment was still up (for sure was still up when I posted my comment earlier.
User avatar #78 to #77 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Comments never disappear. They stay there
User avatar #79 to #78 - commontroll (10/16/2013) [-]
Well duh, but I mean on the top comments.
User avatar #80 to #79 - theshadowed ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
My mistake
User avatar #83 to #80 - commontroll (10/16/2013) [-]
Nah, I didn't make myself clear in the first one. It's all good.
#29 - doktorandus (10/16/2013) [-]
B-But..
Jehovah's Witnesses are extremely anti-gay.
Does that mean if you join as a gay vegan, you have to kill yourself immediately?
User avatar #47 to #29 - justmedude (10/16/2013) [-]
Nah, they'll simply banish you from their community and never speak to you again.
Kinda a win-win situation.
User avatar #67 to #29 - itrinx (10/16/2013) [-]
Actually they'll try to "help" you because they think it's a disease and can be changed. There's gay jehofags.
#69 to #67 - tugaii (10/16/2013) [-]
They don't think its a disease stop pulling facts out of your ass.
User avatar #71 to #69 - itrinx (10/16/2013) [-]
Well, a mental disorder then.
#72 to #71 - tugaii (10/16/2013) [-]
Wrong again. Do you want to try again?
User avatar #73 to #72 - itrinx (10/16/2013) [-]
Nah, my sources are legit as **** .
#74 to #73 - tugaii (10/16/2013) [-]
Cite them.
User avatar #75 to #74 - itrinx (10/16/2013) [-]
My mom. Their periodics.
#76 to #75 - tugaii (10/16/2013) [-]
Periodic what table of elements? Cite a reliable source.
User avatar #84 to #76 - itrinx (10/16/2013) [-]
Listen, i've been in that **** for years and my mom is still in here. I know what i'm talking about dude. Even if i'm my english skills aren't that good.
#90 to #84 - tugaii (10/16/2013) [-]
Then i recommend they start doing a better personal study. Here is a good place to start.
www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/bible-about-homosexuality/
User avatar #96 to #90 - itrinx (10/16/2013) [-]
Yeah sorry, but religion isn't the same for everyone (i know it's not really a religion...). Just as christianism, they take what they want and add some **** . So they guys i knew tought it was a disease.



Morality of the story. Damn those people are dumbasses.
User avatar #97 to #96 - itrinx (10/16/2013) [-]
these*
#98 to #97 - tugaii (10/16/2013) [-]
Being a jw is supposed to be the same for everyone and it is here in n/a its the same as it is in africa or asia. The issue is when you have misinformed people (as yourself) who promote ideas that are not factually correct.
User avatar #32 to #29 - secretdestroyers (10/16/2013) [-]
...or do a "pray the gay away" sort of thing....which I imagine will make you want to kill yourself.

So, yes.
#33 to #29 - John Cena (10/16/2013) [-]
They are anti-killing yourself , too
#34 to #33 - doktorandus (10/16/2013) [-]
I KNOW, RIGHT   
THAT JUST MAKES IT EVEN MORE CONFUSING
I KNOW, RIGHT
THAT JUST MAKES IT EVEN MORE CONFUSING
#99 to #34 - tugaii (10/16/2013) [-]
How is that confusing?
User avatar #100 to #99 - doktorandus (10/16/2013) [-]
Okay. Jehovah's Witnesses view homosexuality as not only an abomination, but basically the worst thing ever. Worse than rape, genocide and euphoric fedoras combined. Every single person whom has 'the gay' is basically a blight upon this earth and Satan reborn. More than once have I overheard my Jehovah's Brownnosers family utter ******** doctrine basically implying anyone who is gay should 'be removed' if you will.

So, in reference to my original comment, if you were to join as a gay man, and you would accept their doctrines alongside remaining gay. You would have no choice but to kill yourself because you're worse than Hitler Stalin the Impaler, cousin of Satan once removed.

But you're not allowed Because Jehovah's Brownnosers don't allow killing yourself. Despite pretty much the entire religion and community telling you to do it. Because you're gay. And we're back to step one.
#101 to #100 - tugaii (10/17/2013) [-]
Im sorry to hear that you have had such a negative experience with JW's clearly the people you listened to have no idea what they are talking about there are people like that in all faiths . Here is a credible source that shows how JW's view homosexuals www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/bible-about-homosexuality/
User avatar #10 - durden (10/16/2013) [-]
Why?
#30 to #10 - rumbata (10/16/2013) [-]
For the glory of Tofu Christ of course!
#58 - mizory (10/16/2013) [-]
I like how he used gay as if it were a noun
Pic unrelated
#85 to #58 - creepyunclebob (10/16/2013) [-]
he used it as an adjective...
User avatar #87 to #85 - mizory (10/16/2013) [-]
"A gay"
#88 to #87 - creepyunclebob (10/16/2013) [-]
A gay, vegan Jehova's Witness. Adjective, adjective, noun.
User avatar #41 - kabuthefox (10/16/2013) [-]
yay more screencaps from our own site and people telling us to thumb them
/sarcasm/
#43 to #41 - zyketor (10/16/2013) [-]
yay more complainers about people posting FJ OC on FJ itself instead of being thankful it's not tumblr, reddit, facebook, yahoo answers, or countless other site screencaps.
/dumbass/
User avatar #44 to #43 - kabuthefox (10/16/2013) [-]
i would perfer it come from a different site, i dont go to those sites so i dont weed through to find the funny posts/comments. on here i do, like the majority of the dedicated community
/at least it was not the original poster is all i can say/
#48 - xxkillionarexx (10/16/2013) [-]
I'm a Jehovah's Witness and this is hilarious
#51 to #48 - mrhazzy ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
How do you sleep at night knowing that you are going to piss off so many people?
How do you sleep at night knowing that you are going to piss off so many people?
User avatar #54 to #51 - acedce (10/16/2013) [-]
Like a baby
#86 to #54 - creepyunclebob (10/16/2013) [-]
up every couple of hours screaming and ******** ?
User avatar #103 to #86 - acedce (10/18/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #55 to #54 - mrhazzy ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Strangely enough, me too!
User avatar #102 to #51 - xxkillionarexx (10/18/2013) [-]
Well, I was raised by Jehovah's Witnesses.

I don't actually go out and preach. Only when I'm forced to
User avatar #9 - lordnakraaz (10/16/2013) [-]
My family is all Jehovah's witness.I don't care about religion/atheism but If I had to choose I would pick atheism.
User avatar #19 to #9 - hor ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
K.
User avatar #22 to #9 - spermanentthreat (10/16/2013) [-]
Ha, you don't get Christmas-presents.

Nah man...I'm really sorry for you. My ex gf is a witness...t'was a part of my life, that i want to forget about.

#52 to #31 - mrhazzy ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
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#89 to #9 - creepyunclebob (10/16/2013) [-]
Not caring about religion makes you agnostic.
#21 to #9 - moshpiler (10/16/2013) [-]
no-one cares
User avatar #26 - georgepowizzy (10/16/2013) [-]
So youve just taken someone else's funny comment, screen capped it and put it up saying "give this guy thumbs".......... it would be helpful if you added a link to the comment, i dont want to give you thumbs because you have literally done nothing for this content, your just leeching thumbs off other users
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User avatar #64 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
His image is of Last Man Standing: Killbook of a Bounty Hunter
#60 - FatherPedobear (10/16/2013) [-]
I'd say promote him but he's already a Knight.
#53 - vicecomx (10/16/2013) [-]
Thank you for making me good to sleep in a much better mood
Thank you for making me good to sleep in a much better mood
#46 - buttholee (10/16/2013) [-]
MFW comment #4
MFW comment #4
User avatar #39 - teranin ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Jehovah thinks magic is bad I said it then and I'll say it now, Jehovah comes first
User avatar #40 to #39 - kennyh (10/16/2013) [-]
"is that toy magical"
" ***** this is a plastic toy not a palantir"
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