Girls Don't Like to be Punched. .. In my clients defense he didn't punch her so she kissed his forehead at a high speed and fell down from the arousal she felt. Therefore I find my client not gui
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#1 - evilhomer (06/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
In my clients defense he didn't punch her so she kissed his forehead at a high speed and fell down from the arousal she felt. Therefore I find my client not guilty
I rest my case.
#8 - ironsoul (06/07/2014) [+] (14 replies)
I'm not sure that was even a girl
I'm not sure that was even a girl
#14 - angelusprimus ONLINE (06/07/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Back in college this drunk aggressive chick starts to push me hit me and **** , because she thought I took her drink. Her drink was behind her on the bar.
I don't hit girls so I'm just standing there trying to reason with a drunk bitch, when my best friend, 5'2 blonde pixie girl, weighting maybe 80 lbs with her clothes on, walks up behind her taps he on her shoulder, picks up her drink and goes.
"Hey bitch, here is your drink" throws the drink in her face and then headbutts her in the nose.
#13 - whimwhamwaffle (06/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#46 - shaddz (06/07/2014) [+] (5 replies)
**shaddz rolled image** MFW punching a girl
**shaddz rolled image** MFW punching a girl
#25 - haveashittyday (06/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#18 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
At least he kept his word.
At least he kept his word.
User avatar #41 - HailtotheKing (06/07/2014) [+] (12 replies)
Story time! So this is the only time I've ever hit a girl.

A few years ago I picked up boxing as a hobby. I found this really cheap gym sandwiched between a Mexican restaurant and a travel agency (that would be later **** down for tax fraud) and started going there regularly. Awesome place; nice people, all the equipment you need, and open eighteen hours a day so I could get in a work out whenever I wanted. Eventually I got good enough to actually fight and not just hit a bag so I paired up with a few people and started to get good. Learned all the different punches, learned how to use all the different machines, learned everything I could about everything in that ****** gym.

As you could guess I became a regular there and practically lived there. Every second that I had free I spent there. I would work over a heavy bag to become stronger or hit a speed bag to get a good rhythm down. I got REALLY good at punching things hard and fast. Like with any place I made friends with the people around me and started to work with them in the ring and with equipment. while some of the guys were good at uppercuts or hooks I had one punch that would shut people down: the right cross.

The right cross was a power punch, it took longer to preform than a jab or a hook but if you could land it in the right place your opponent went down like a sack of bricks. Naturally I trained that more than any other punch. I could find openings better than anyone and got it so quick that my opponent wouldn't even see it coming. I also boxed with these dark red gloves on so one of the other people I trained with called it the "Right Hand of Doom" from the Hellboy comics. I loved that name. I started calling it that myself, wrote it on my gloves, even put up "Hellboy" on the fight sheet as a nick name. Silly, I know, but it made me feel good. like I actually had a name for myself in this place.

This is a long story so I'll continue in a reply.
#26 - sanbonzakura (06/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
judges FW
can anyone tell me where this is from? please its my birth day and i would like to laugh a little
User avatar #44 - mrgoodlove (06/07/2014) [-]
He gave her head instead
#30 - swordwoman (06/07/2014) [-]
When he said that he would never hit a girl. She had a little small feeling of save-ness, and that disappeared when he ******* smashed her skull with his.

******* priceless.
User avatar #71 - childpls ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
As long as women have the right to hit me back I have no problem punching them.
User avatar #67 - vgmddg (06/07/2014) [-]
Can someone give me a still of the last frame or so?
#38 - gtfomylawnbish (06/07/2014) [-]
"The Way Of The Gun" Sarah Silverman Punch Out!

some women should be punched in the mouth.
#27 - markin (06/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
what film is this from?
#39 to #27 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
when 			*******		 tongue my anus 2
when ******* tongue my anus 2
#12 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Who I would punch
**anonymous rolled image** Who I would punch
#9 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
whats this from?
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#2 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolls 4,788**
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