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#98 - fluffypain (08/11/2015) [-]
mfw i favorite this and never look at it again
#193 to #98 - xxmemosxx (08/18/2015) [-]
Bitch, I've used this every day since it was posted.

gif related
User avatar #194 to #193 - fluffypain (08/18/2015) [-]
i was just making a joke, but good for you
#195 to #194 - xxmemosxx (08/18/2015) [-]
Haha I was only messing, I've just come back to it to actually use it for the first time, thought you might be like me and just need that little bit of motivation. Im a lazy skinny stoner and find a kick up the ass from strangers always helps
User avatar #196 to #195 - fluffypain (08/18/2015) [-]
i appreciate the thought, but i actually do sport 3 times a week atleast when i'm at uni, visiting the parents over the vacations makes me ******* lazy, i just sit there all day with my cousin playing xbox, eating and smoking, so i kind of get where you're coming from the hardest part is starting
once you get over the "i can do it tomorrow" mentality, it's all good
#197 to #196 - xxmemosxx (08/18/2015) [-]
Yeah i used to play loads of sport and go to the gym but I'm 25 now, still holding onto hopes I can get my PGA coaching license and I've got a middle aged mans body from lack of anything besides sitting at work, drinking/clubbing and playing golf.

If you're still young er than me , NEVER STOP PLAYING SPORT, it's so easy to settle into the life of an office drone.
#201 to #197 - fcrocker (01/05/2016) [-]
Bet you're not still using this fagit.
User avatar #28 - dudemiesterman (08/11/2015) [-]
Holy **** , I was looking for the full versions of these posters for days because **** all I'm not buying them from the guy for like $100. I guess someone actually got these and scanned them. Good on ya.
User avatar #114 to #28 - hackmon (08/11/2015) [-]
kind of makes you (me) feel like a dick for saving them since he had to put work into creating them...but at the same time...kind of doesn't
User avatar #162 to #114 - dudemiesterman (08/11/2015) [-]
If he sold them for like 5 or 10 dollars a piece, I might consider buying. But on his website he's charging at least $100 for the pack of them, just the poster. God forbid you want it framed, the price more than doubles.
User avatar #178 to #162 - hackmon (08/11/2015) [-]
ah okay. Thanks for clearing it up
User avatar #61 to #28 - helpful [OP]ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
glad i could help you out man i hope you achieve what you are looking for
User avatar #10 - ratytang ONLINE (08/10/2015) [-]
this is kool and all but how do i do face work outs?
#147 to #10 - thedippestofshits (08/11/2015) [-]
just bite one of these for a few hours a day
#153 to #10 - doucheonmandic (08/11/2015) [-]
The Real Face Trainer i knew there will be a good time to know about this
#7 - fallenwtfever (08/10/2015) [-]
I don't have the time
User avatar #130 to #7 - americansnoopernsa (08/11/2015) [-]
No one said you had to do all of them at once. Maybe when you get a minute between watching commercials, or before going to bed.
User avatar #159 to #130 - songemot (08/11/2015) [-]
Or when you would otherwise be browsing FunnyJunk.
#2 - anon (08/10/2015) [-]
cool. but i'm not a millionaire so i don't have this much free time after work.
#31 to #2 - juffs (08/11/2015) [-]
So go before work, faggot
#38 to #2 - linearcircle (08/11/2015) [-]
I spend 2-3 hours 5-6 days/weak. I work retail. It's all about priorities.
User avatar #128 to #2 - reaperssprint (08/11/2015) [-]
I work full time, and I go to college while off from work. I still find time, you've gotta make time.
#20 to #2 - geodukemon (08/11/2015) [-]
1 hour, 25-30 mins if you rush
you can be a weak, poor faggot or a well built, poor faggot
#58 - kojinus (08/11/2015) [-]
well...im getting there

<-- actually photo of me
User avatar #113 to #58 - cowisbeast (08/11/2015) [-]
time to cut bro, decent muscle mass you got there
User avatar #122 to #58 - hitbyadriveby (08/11/2015) [-]
You look like my friend david.... David is dat u
#137 to #58 - nineinchesdeep (08/11/2015) [-]
fat asian ****
User avatar #187 to #137 - kojinus (08/11/2015) [-]
keep talking , and you might be nine inches deep into the ground
#188 to #187 - nineinchesdeep (08/11/2015) [-]
I want to see you try
#163 to #58 - ohlookahollybush (08/11/2015) [-]
Dayum boi, objectification ain't my thing but u fine
User avatar #65 to #58 - helpful [OP]ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
good on you
User avatar #89 to #58 - vladhellsing (08/11/2015) [-]
Jeez man, tone down on the workouts! I'm not sure it's natural for your earlobe to glow so brightly like that, you should see a doctor.
#82 to #58 - rageidos (08/11/2015) [-]
Gittin gud mate. Good job!
#34 - incubi (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm a guy with some slight man-boobs. Are their any workouts I can do without weights to get rid of them?
User avatar #35 to #34 - incubi (08/11/2015) [-]
there*
User avatar #112 to #34 - cowisbeast (08/11/2015) [-]
cardio m8, get on that treadmill even if you just start off doing inclined speed walking
User avatar #39 to #34 - jokesonyous (08/11/2015) [-]
Do cardio, running, eliptical, etc. You could also do just some bodyweight circuit stuff (pushups, burpees, situps) it will get your heart rate up and burn many more calories.
#54 to #34 - mikeoxlong (08/11/2015) [-]
Pushups and dips
User avatar #152 to #34 - donor (08/11/2015) [-]
There are a lot of workouts without weights here: darebee.com/
I don't know which ones are good tho.
User avatar #158 to #34 - apostolos (08/11/2015) [-]
Swimming bro.. Trust me, it works. I'm down from 245 to 165! It's good resistance, gentle on joints, cools you off, and its great motivation because when you stop exercising you drown!! I used to have boobs too, it sucks but I also ended up getting a natural estrogen blocker from a local supplement store (Vitamin World) and that dried my titties right up! Well that and swimming 2-5 times a week. But don't do that unless you're at least 20
#79 - boomboomsha (08/11/2015) [-]
these images are huge as 			****		 and I'm gonna print them out, but the bicep and forearm poster is missing, and I can't find a proper big one on google.
these images are huge as **** and I'm gonna print them out, but the bicep and forearm poster is missing, and I can't find a proper big one on google.
User avatar #118 to #79 - popeflatus (08/11/2015) [-]
Why cant I enlarge your image?
#138 to #118 - finrier (08/11/2015) [-]
its a gif
User avatar #145 to #138 - popeflatus (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm so retarded today.
User avatar #148 to #79 - thedippestofshits (08/11/2015) [-]
Helpful ?
#189 to #79 - biomere (08/11/2015) [-]
Yeah, they're all tiny. Anyone have a bigger version?
#131 to #79 - jkaizoku (08/11/2015) [-]
this is the largest one I could find
User avatar #78 - greenimp (08/11/2015) [-]
Will these also work if I am a normal human being and not some kind of neon, skinless muscle-being?
#80 to #78 - tombombadil (08/11/2015) [-]
No it is imperative that you remove all of your skin before trying these workouts. Don't cut too deep or you'll accidentally release the skeleton inside of you.
User avatar #92 to #80 - greenimp (08/11/2015) [-]
Cheers, thanks for the warning.
#70 - bloggershe ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Wonder how many fags favorited this and went back to watching anime.
#99 to #70 - danmegaflakes ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
I don't watch anime
****** gay yo
#44 - radtroll (08/11/2015) [-]
**** yeah workout stuff
get some workout faggots, feels great to be strong
Although the pussy you'll get is totally worth it
#55 to #44 - mikeoxlong (08/11/2015) [-]
Being ******* huge feels even better
#77 to #55 - anon (08/11/2015) [-]
There's more to lifting than just BEING HUGE BRO. Fat people are huge. Be a real animal and get some veins and striations. Oh wait, but that requires cardio and diet which is really hard!
#190 to #77 - mikeoxlong (08/13/2015) [-]
You don't need cardio to get shredded if you know how to eat
#142 - septicaemic (08/11/2015) [-]
MFW after Legs on saturday, back on sunday, shoulders and biceps on monday and training chest today...
User avatar #169 to #142 - carneymaster (08/11/2015) [-]
no no on rest on sunday. just like a god.
User avatar #110 - mintea (08/11/2015) [-]
Is there a way to do chest workouts without a bench thingy? Whenever I try it on my floor I never feel anything in my chest. (I have dumbells and an EZ barbell thingy)
#115 to #110 - anon (08/11/2015) [-]
Personally, I'm not sure of any other ways. You're going to need a bench of some sort to lift yourself off the ground and give your arms some space to move.
User avatar #116 to #115 - mintea (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm gonna need a lot of shoe boxes
User avatar #124 to #110 - fresighto (08/11/2015) [-]
Do close and wide "grip" pushup, or the "precious monk"'s isometrics, or butterflys with dumbells.
planche or scorpion pushup progressions
User avatar #119 to #110 - nabagala (08/11/2015) [-]
just do some push ups
User avatar #120 to #119 - mintea (08/11/2015) [-]
Pushups work the chest?! I thought it was just arms.
Yeah I don't really know what I'm doing lol.

Is bench press stuff not much better for chest than pushups or does it not matter?
#185 to #120 - georgequentin (08/11/2015) [-]
A pushup is a bench press. The floor becomes the bar and the weight varies based on what position you're in and how much you weigh.
#186 to #185 - mintea (08/11/2015) [-]
Oh, yeah
User avatar #121 to #120 - nabagala (08/11/2015) [-]
push ups is just an alternative chest exercise if you dont have any gym equipment.
User avatar #123 to #121 - mintea (08/11/2015) [-]
Huh cool. Well this will be much easier to work my chest, now. Thanks.

I suppose you can't really add weight to a pushup, but guess you could just do more reps.
#132 to #123 - nabagala (08/11/2015) [-]
or you can also do this to add weights
User avatar #149 to #123 - liesbetold (08/11/2015) [-]
Doing them on an incline will make them harder. The chest is main muscle worked in pushups.
#105 - gonzta ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Doing something like this, except with simpler stuff shown in the picture, plus other additional stuff that I'll be adding overtime. (Not going to a gym cause reasons.)

Not sure why posting, just felt like sharing.

No dont hit me I'm sore already
#164 to #105 - kinginthenorth (08/11/2015) [-]
Is there more of these?
All i have for home workouts are these, but they're pretty good.
darebee.com/workouts.html
User avatar #166 to #164 - gonzta ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Oh, not that I know of, I just got this from a friend of mine. Thanks for the additional stuff tho, I'll have a look. (Although the stuff I'm doing already is quite enough for me at the moment.)
User avatar #167 to #166 - kinginthenorth (08/11/2015) [-]
They're petty fun because they're thematic, usually to a character or a movie.
User avatar #170 to #167 - gonzta ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Yup! But I'm an uncivilised swine who doesn't know even half of the references.
User avatar #172 to #170 - kinginthenorth (08/11/2015) [-]
Some of em are pretty obscure. I wish i could search on the site by name, but it does let you search for specific workouts for different groups. And it features that handy dandy text at the bottom to explain just what the hell i'm training
User avatar #173 to #172 - gonzta ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Hmm... so it does! But, I'll be just sticking to the one I'm doing for now at least, I'll save the site though, thanks. Out of curiosity, which one are you doing then, if any?
User avatar #174 to #173 - kinginthenorth (08/11/2015) [-]
darebee.com/workouts/orc-workout.html
Need dat upper body, although i'll probably switch to the Berserk one. I love Berserk and achieving Guts status is one of my goals in life.
darebee.com/workouts/berserk-workout.html
User avatar #175 to #174 - gonzta ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Ah, nice! Keep it up then, how long you been doing it anyway? I just wanna get strong enough to do the things I wanna do in life
User avatar #176 to #175 - kinginthenorth (08/11/2015) [-]
Couple of weeks, i think, hasn't been that long. I am/was strong when i started, i just want to get stronger so i can help better. That and i have 2 older brothers, getting stronger is almost a necessity.
User avatar #177 to #176 - gonzta ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Ohh, I see. I've got an older brother but he doesn't live here anymore and I rarely see him. I mostly just wanna be ready for next year, been conscripted and stuff. Never hurts to be fit anyway
User avatar #179 to #177 - kinginthenorth (08/11/2015) [-]
Same, but when i see em, a good shoving is always guaranteed. Good luck on the conscription though.
User avatar #180 to #179 - gonzta ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Oh, I see! My big brother just used to punch the **** out of me. Just some bruising, didn't mind it too much.

Thanks though, I don't think it's gonna be that tough, but it's always good to be prepared.
User avatar #181 to #180 - kinginthenorth (08/11/2015) [-]
They used to, now we just measure how far we can push eachother. Too bad for me that they both work in construction, work out reguraly and attend events like Spartan Runs.
User avatar #182 to #181 - gonzta ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Ah, I see... yeah I can see why you'd have to work out to compete with them then
User avatar #183 to #182 - kinginthenorth (08/11/2015) [-]
Yep, was kind of unfair for the first years. Now i'm actually capable of not getting pushed across the room easily, and i'll occasionally push them back.
User avatar #184 to #183 - gonzta ONLINE (08/11/2015) [-]
Progress! Yeah, just keep it up, maybe eventually you'll be doing all the pushing around
User avatar #90 - naafi (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm gonna get a really ripped back. **** everything else.
#29 - anon (08/11/2015) [-]
That behind-the-neck press for shoulders is a pretty dangerous exercise if you are lifting heavy, it causes a part of the muscle to rub up against bone if you do them wrong and you can get seriously injured. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw3r2lytys8 This guy uses a model of the muscle group to show what can happen. The video doesn't show a person's muscle being torn even though it says so in the title for those who are squeamish
#85 to #29 - grifi (08/11/2015) [-]
People who injure themselves have problem with stiff back muscles. If you stretch enough you should be fine.
Also I ******* hate that guy from AthleanX. He´s got as much charisma as frozen broccoli...
#17 - wickelburger (08/11/2015) [-]
Do you have the forearm and biceps one?
User avatar #45 to #17 - tigerbloodxx (08/11/2015) [-]
I'm on my phone so I can't send the photo, very sorry. But look up "bicep work out poster" and it should pop up
#146 - crisiscore (08/11/2015) [-]
No deadlift? 0/10 would not use workout
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