Get it out of your sistem. . AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKIING ABOUT MY FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP  Get it out of your sistem AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE TALKIING ABOUT FUTURE WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME STORIES THEY GOING TO TELL HER I COULDNT STOP
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AT DINNER MY PARENTS WERE
TALKIING ABOUT MY FUTURE
WIFE AND LIKE TELLING ME
STORIES THEY WERE GOING TO
TELL HER AND I COULDNT STOP
LAUGHING AND THEY THOUGHT
THEY WERE SO FUNNY UBT I WAS
ACTUALLY LAUGHING because
gay as hell
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #5 - bitchesbanthymine
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(11/10/2013) [-]
I LIKE HOW IT'S ALL IN CAPITALS AT THE START BUT THEN WHEN IT GETS TO THE PUNCHLINE it changes back to normal.
User avatar #10 to #5 - createdjustnow
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he probably typed it quick without realizing caps was on, he probably meant to shout the last part
#12 to #5 - anon id: 79cb6452
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The reverse of how it normally is.
User avatar #21 to #5 - nightdge
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I LIKE TO IMAGINE THAT THEY LOWer theyr voice when they do this
User avatar #44 to #5 - legendofbearo
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PERHAPS ITS TO HYPE EVERYTHING LIKE THE WORLDS GOING SPASTIC TO JUST BE let down.
User avatar #177 to #5 - scoobi
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WHOA CALM THE **** down
User avatar #46 to #5 - esspur
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jesus christ fj top comments are predictable as ****
#60 to #46 - penileburglar
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jesus christ people complaining about fj comments being predictable as **** are predictable as ****.
jesus christ people complaining about fj comments being predictable as **** are predictable as ****.
User avatar #68 to #60 - esspur
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Jesus Christ people complaining about **** on the internet is predictable as ****.
#75 to #68 - penileburglar
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Aww.  See, we had this good thing going, where you say something silly, and I mock you for it.  But then you decided to completely miss the joke *and* **** up the grammar.  Tsk tsk tsk.
Aww. See, we had this good thing going, where you say something silly, and I mock you for it. But then you decided to completely miss the joke *and* **** up the grammar. Tsk tsk tsk.
User avatar #86 to #75 - esspur
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Im thumbing you up because im an idiot
User avatar #87 to #86 - esspur
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pls respnd
User avatar #88 to #87 - esspur
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User avatar #77 to #75 - esspur
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Im sorry.
#163 to #46 - nyaga
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well if you can predict them so well, WHY ARENT YOU IN TOP COMMENTS?
User avatar #165 to #163 - esspur
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Im on the thread admin gets trolled all the time
i really dont like the main website
this is my first front page post in months
User avatar #13 to #5 - cycloberrick
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I actually kinda liked that aspect
User avatar #19 to #5 - lyraheartstrings
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(11/10/2013) [-]
I LIKE HOW I READ THE LAST PART in a different voice
#2 - oxYKellark
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User avatar #175 to #2 - longdongofhongkong
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sauce on these guys??? fapfapfap if youre picking up what im putting down
User avatar #178 to #175 - oxYKellark
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EMS practice mannequins at my school e_e
#36 to #2 - theguynamedme
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#31 - unholyjebus
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Same thing happened to me but instead of me laughing because I was gay, I was laughing because I'm going to die alone.
Same thing happened to me but instead of me laughing because I was gay, I was laughing because I'm going to die alone.
User avatar #146 to #31 - kaitora
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With that attitude, sure.
User avatar #160 to #31 - deafmagnets
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Wait, others are bringing up other things, but are you saying you're Gay? AND alone?


If I was gay I'd be a whore, same if I was a girl... So pretty much what I'm telling you is.... BE A WHORE
Just Kidding, someone is there for you brother
If not, you can always be a whore
#24 - lazaman
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Being a bear has its perks.   
Like everyone around you just assumes that you're straight.   
And when you hang out with the dudes, they all go like "AW MAN LOOKA DAT ASS BRO"   
And you can just sit there and think about homosexual debauchery while they oggle her buns.    
 (bear: a large, manly, not gay looking, gay man)
Being a bear has its perks.
Like everyone around you just assumes that you're straight.
And when you hang out with the dudes, they all go like "AW MAN LOOKA DAT ASS BRO"
And you can just sit there and think about homosexual debauchery while they oggle her buns.
(bear: a large, manly, not gay looking, gay man)
#174 to #24 - freemonkeyballs
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When you said bear I thought you meant a real grizzly bear and just imagined a whole life a bear that was in the closet and everyone just thought he was straight because hey he was a ******* Bear!


#139 to #24 - thisfunnyjunkuser
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#39 to #24 - snakefire
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Yeah but being a twink is pretty neat too sometimes.   
   
On one hand, guys love me because I'm so short and adorable   
But on the other, girls don't like me because I'm so short and not masculine.
Yeah but being a twink is pretty neat too sometimes.

On one hand, guys love me because I'm so short and adorable
But on the other, girls don't like me because I'm so short and not masculine.
User avatar #100 to #39 - tenthdivine
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I'm short and adorable, but I'm also very masculine, 5'4 and 160lbs with 14% body fat... I'm not bisexual, I only have sex with women, but I find men attractive....
what the **** am I called!?
User avatar #101 to #100 - snakefire
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Wolverine.
User avatar #102 to #101 - tenthdivine
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Well I like it.. but elaborate!
User avatar #103 to #102 - snakefire
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Wolverine is short, hairy and muscular.

Deadpool often refers to him as the furry midget.
User avatar #104 to #103 - tenthdivine
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Oh! But I'm not hairy except my legs and above my neck D:

always thought he was tall.. guess I never really payed attention to how tall he was...
User avatar #105 to #104 - snakefire
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If I remember right, wolverine is only 5'3"
User avatar #106 to #105 - tenthdivine
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Sweet lord I'm taller than wolverine.... The Divines doth smile on me this fine day!
User avatar #107 to #106 - snakefire
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Im the same height as rorschach I think...
#96 to #39 - heartlessrobot
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User avatar #93 to #39 - lazaman
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Then just date guys.
Who needs women, amiright?
Im not sexist
User avatar #67 to #39 - penileburglar
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There are plenty of girls who dig the twink thing if you know how to play it and go to the right places.

Sounds like you kinda have twink mixed up with an outright femboi. Nothing about being a twink implies that you have to be tiny and completely lack masculinity.
#69 to #67 - snakefire
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But my personality is pretty devoid of masculinity too.   
   
The only masculine thing about me that isn't mandatory to be male, is my sideburns.
But my personality is pretty devoid of masculinity too.

The only masculine thing about me that isn't mandatory to be male, is my sideburns.
User avatar #25 to #24 - heartlessrobot
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A good bit about being bisexual, I can talk about girls asses while looking at guys AND girls asses.
User avatar #26 to #25 - lazaman
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I half agree with you.
User avatar #27 to #26 - heartlessrobot
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Are you a top or bottom?
User avatar #28 to #27 - lazaman
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I'd say both. Why limit myself to just one, right?
User avatar #29 to #28 - heartlessrobot
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I'm ok with being top, but I love being bottom.
User avatar #30 to #29 - lazaman
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Neato.
#92 to #25 - tsukaza
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I knew I'd see you in the comments... Just didn't think this easily.
#82 to #24 - wiredguy
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My friends call me Bear sometimes.

One guy actually got me this, last Christmas. The fluffy piece of **** on my shoulder, yeah him.

I'm not all that masculine, but the other gay guy in our main circle is really, really ******* camp, so it makes me look more like a bear by comparison, hah.

I'm pretty sure half of them don't even know what it means, which is funny. It was my closer friends who coined it.
#85 to #82 - lazaman
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You aren't a bear, but you are good looking.
You aren't a bear, but you are good looking.
#89 to #85 - wiredguy
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well damn, thank you

And eh, in my defense, I've picked up the gym (or some of the metal bits inside at least) since then. But I don't really mind to be labelled either way, if anything I wish I were more effeminate, but that's just not going to happen.

You work out much, or are you just a natural beast?
User avatar #91 to #89 - lazaman
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I work out, but also I was built to be a large guy by nature.
Im 6'4", and have broad shoulders, and a big chest.

And I wouldn't really call myself a beast
User avatar #173 to #91 - jellybaby
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Can you two inform me when you're dating?
User avatar #6 - nuclearcomedy
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My parents do the same thing, except they imagine me to just never marry instead, "You gonna marry your PC?"
#110 - caplocker
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I just made the worse mistake of my life. I was trying to find the gif where the asian dude is saying gaaheey! so I googled "gay gif" ****.... ****.... eh... ****... I support gay rights, but the **** I seen... the .... ****.
I just made the worse mistake of my life. I was trying to find the gif where the asian dude is saying gaaheey! so I googled "gay gif" ****.... ****.... eh... ****... I support gay rights, but the **** I seen... the .... ****.
User avatar #123 to #110 - gigamuffin
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SafeSearch saves lives. And eyes. And stomachs.And innocence.
User avatar #124 to #110 - idoliam
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Could have searched "Asian guy yelling gay gif" ??
User avatar #168 to #110 - neonnurse
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I just googled it too with safe search of and nothing that bad came up. All it really was was a bunch of pics of two guys kissing, and on the top of the page had options for gay gif related searches, including gay community gif, gay seal, funny, ha, and rainbow.
insert L.A. Noire XBOX X button Doubt pic
#120 to #110 - nuclearderp
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So it's from community, being yelled by Senior Chang. I found a good quality one for you.   
   
 Sounds horrifying bro. o_0
So it's from community, being yelled by Senior Chang. I found a good quality one for you.

Sounds horrifying bro. o_0
#121 to #120 - caplocker
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saved. I <3 you.
#122 to #121 - nuclearderp
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Comment Picture
User avatar #111 to #110 - richardastley
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The worst is looking up anal porn on sites that don't separate gay and straight sex. As a strictly heterosexual guy, it never helps my boner.
User avatar #114 to #111 - quadrilateral
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I know that feel. Few things are worst than looking for some bareback porn, and seeing some dude ******* a vagina.
Porn is one thing that needs to be segregated.
User avatar #116 to #114 - richardastley
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I wonder if there's a fetish for gay porn called "bear back". I don't know why I just thought of that, but it's clever!
User avatar #4 - fjaggot
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"He's been putting his dick into a straight man"
#22 - sucoiri
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A guy on tumblr? That's all the coming out he needs to do...
User avatar #16 - alfjnn
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According to my grandparents it's alright that I'm ultra gay; so long as I bring home a "Good Greek Boy"
#83 - wiredguy
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I came out 5 years ago, and my parents still ******* do this.

It's... Weird, and frankly a little upsetting. Makes me feel like they're kinda denying it.