Get a girlfriend they said.... Get a girlfriend they said... It will be fun they said.. girlfriend they said... It will be fun they said. m Mitt!. Well i dunno, to me that does seem fun when you just go along with it. girlfriend fun
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#7 - andovaredoras (03/28/2014) [-]
Well i dunno, to me that does seem fun when you just go along with it.
#1 - bondofsnow (03/28/2014) [-]
Get a girlfriend and you start turning into Shrek. I fail to see the problem.
#33 to #1 - nibbero ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
It all makes sense now...
User avatar #23 to #1 - lilpuffsixthirteen (03/28/2014) [-]
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
#38 to #23 - elden (03/29/2014) [-]
It is ogre now.
#2 - whatugawkinat (03/28/2014) [-]
Women will do anything to get a laugh of of their men: Wearing a bra, makeup, skirt, holding their purse, braiding our hair, ******* our ass and calling us Sally.
I can proudly say I've had 5/6 of those done to me by my Fiance'...I'll never tell you which one I haven't had done.
User avatar #12 to #2 - imofcnotharveydent (03/28/2014) [-]
**** , I though I was the only one... only makeup so far, tho the she tried with the purse and bra... lol bra means good in norweigan (pronounced without the unwritten h)
User avatar #3 to #2 - saddened (03/28/2014) [-]
How dare you not hold her purse for her, Sally
User avatar #4 to #3 - whatugawkinat (03/28/2014) [-]
I won't hold her purse, but I will bite her pillow.
#22 - nefarian (03/28/2014) [-]
Looks like a relationship most people want
#21 - arcticastronaut (03/28/2014) [-]
At least he has a girlfriend...
User avatar #15 - sabdoor ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
No one gonna do a "at least he got a facial" joke? No one? No? Alright then, but you've disappointed me FJ.
User avatar #16 - zoidz ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
That mask gel, pasta thing actually feels pretty damn good. It's all coldish and has a faint smell of mint, has that cool dried effect and you keep moving your face to feel it all get crunched and after you wash it off (the annoying part as it can sometimes get too dried and you have to 'force' wash it off) your face feels smooth as baby ass.
#34 - nsfwanon (03/29/2014) [-]
Those are the eyes of a defeated man. But to be fair, facepacks are the shiznit. They're so wickedly weird when you're peeling them off, it's sorta like PVA on your fingers.
#35 to #34 - atma (03/29/2014) [-]
In elementary school  and certainly not anytime since, especially not yesterday,  I used to squirt Elmer's glue all over my hands, wait for it to dry and then pick it off... it was orgasmic.   
Is it like that?
In elementary school and certainly not anytime since, especially not yesterday, I used to squirt Elmer's glue all over my hands, wait for it to dry and then pick it off... it was orgasmic.
Is it like that?
#36 to #35 - nsfwanon (03/29/2014) [-]
Kinda, yeah. One of the best feelings ever haha
#37 to #36 - atma (03/29/2014) [-]
oh lord yes
#32 - alphadolan (03/29/2014) [-]
Free me from this succubus
User avatar #10 - rotiart (03/28/2014) [-]
1 Year ago I was the kind of guy who would laugh at these kind of jokes.. Now I long for some female attention.
#11 to #10 - hondasupermoto (03/28/2014) [-]
I feel ya Bro
#41 to #11 - rotiart (03/29/2014) [-]
Here is the worlds most smallest violin to backup my story with some sad music
#25 - newbiee (03/29/2014) [-]
aw i want a boyfriend who will do stuff like that with me
aw i want a boyfriend who will do stuff like that with me
User avatar #14 - sciencexplain (03/28/2014) [-]
I would do that a million times over unquestioningly just to get a girlfriend.

I'm so lonely...
User avatar #9 - nemesisapoc (03/28/2014) [-]
He is gonna get so much action for that.
User avatar #8 - mulk (03/28/2014) [-]
wish i had a gf

she might as well be obsessive too
User avatar #6 - spermanentthreat ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Well if you enjoy the time with your girlfriend, why would that be so bad?
My ex talked me into that too. It was fun and it showed our ond to each other.
Today I wish we could do this one more time.

And after all, its not like anybody's going to see you (except you post it on the internet of course)
#26 - majorgeeks (03/29/2014) [-]
**majorgeeks rolled image** mfw facials
#13 - Rascal (03/28/2014) [-]
Yea, real 			*******		 funny post here for the single guys. 			****		 you, OP.
Yea, real ******* funny post here for the single guys. **** you, OP.
User avatar #19 to #13 - amirblumenfeld (03/28/2014) [-]
Don't post anything related to having a girlfriend cos this guy doesn't have one and we should all feel sorry for him. **** you anon.
#18 - Rascal (03/28/2014) [-]
Or you could be grateful instead of being a whiny little bitch.
User avatar #31 - lestethiel (03/29/2014) [-]
Then there's the "Girlfriend Does My Make-up" vids on YouTube. Bwahahahaha
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