George’s Other Profession. George’s Other Profession via geniusquotes.net. Ythe LIKE Tlel A' ATEMPT‘? J. ( ahit ALLY. I'll be damned if I don't invite him to my wedding. funny
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User avatar #3 - sinery (04/23/2014) [-]
I'll be damned if I don't invite him to my wedding.
#28 to #3 - elaxx (04/23/2014) [-]
you would be either way
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#35 to #3 - leafonthewind has deleted their comment [-]
#4 to #3 - John Cena (04/23/2014) [-]
And you'll be dead if you do.
User avatar #7 to #3 - danster (04/23/2014) [-]
First you need to find someone willing to marry you.
User avatar #11 to #7 - RealRune (04/23/2014) [-]
Shots fired.
#41 to #11 - drturkleton (04/23/2014) [-]
that line will forever remind me of this beautiful bastard
#77 to #41 - bann ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Why's that? Seem like a funny story.
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#59 to #8 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 391** if 347 you delete your account
#83 to #59 - thenecromouser (04/25/2014) [-]
-_- because i'm not going to delete my account because som random "non-accounter" thinks he/she is cool
#60 to #59 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 39** subtract this, mybad
#61 to #60 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** minus this also, third times the charm
#62 to #61 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
-5
#1 - tyrson ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
No better way to make a wedding memorable than to have it double as a funeral.
#19 to #10 - dontknowmeatall (04/23/2014) [-]
Or triple, or quadruple, or quintuple...
#30 - datmoustache (04/23/2014) [-]
Obligatory reminder that the actress who plays shae was once a porn actress.
User avatar #39 to #30 - joberja (04/23/2014) [-]
Huh. So she was.
#44 to #30 - fuckedbyapony (04/23/2014) [-]
And there's more porn stars to come still!
#78 to #30 - squeejee (04/24/2014) [-]
SAUCE PLEASE
SAUCE PLEASE
User avatar #53 to #30 - himynameiskit ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
She still technically is.
#67 to #53 - sobono (04/24/2014) [-]
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User avatar #5 - theannoyingFJguy (04/23/2014) [-]
George R.R. Martin Shouldn't Plan Your Wedding This is the most perfectly relevant video.
User avatar #9 to #5 - moviexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
"Great, load it up with Rains of Castamere and we're all set!"
#63 to #5 - cactusphalus (04/24/2014) [-]
"Call me George R. Rarrrgh"
#20 - thistownneedsguns (04/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #22 to #21 - girguy ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
while those gifs are overposted, I ******* love your username so everything weighs out in your favor
#23 to #22 - thistownneedsguns (04/23/2014) [-]
mfw you listen to this town needs guns too
mfw you listen to this town needs guns too
User avatar #24 to #23 - girguy ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZgsd_rlGLo
yesteryear
still
rings in my ear like buttons and pins this
mess
we're in dissolves
in







tiiiiiiiiiiiime
User avatar #25 to #24 - thistownneedsguns (04/23/2014) [-]
Definitely one of my favorite tracks. Absolute favorite would probably be chinchilla. Do you have last.fm by any chance?
User avatar #27 to #25 - girguy ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
animals is a cuh-lassic album
lemur has "you know from the get-go it's over" so it's my fave song by them
also I don't have last.fm, I use spotify
User avatar #29 to #27 - thistownneedsguns (04/23/2014) [-]
Thanks for reminding me I should listen to them more often, haven't done so in way too long a time.
kinda weird that i need to be reminded seen as it is my fj username, oh well.
User avatar #31 to #29 - girguy ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #79 to #29 - wcar (04/24/2014) [-]
You guys are so cute together.
User avatar #81 to #79 - girguy ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
le
#76 to #24 - relentlesspoop (04/24/2014) [-]
wow, not bad music. thanks for the link!
User avatar #68 - jmmora (04/24/2014) [-]
George R.R. Martin Shouldn't Plan Your Wedding related as ****
#16 - darthbanearari (04/23/2014) [-]
I could just see him asking would you like a purple wedding or a red wedding to new couples!
#56 to #16 - notacop (04/24/2014) [-]
it's a nice day for a white wedding
#75 to #56 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
slow down, Hitler.
#26 - John Cena (04/23/2014) [-]
Then they should swap clothes
User avatar #12 - kanatana (04/23/2014) [-]
Has there been a single, successful wedding where the couple was happy and nobody died in Game of Thrones yet?
#13 to #12 - urapooper (04/23/2014) [-]
When the king of the north married the doctor lady. They were happy, of course that led to the red wedding but they were still happy so that has to count for something.
User avatar #14 to #13 - kanatana (04/23/2014) [-]
Eh... Half credit.
User avatar #17 to #12 - Furubatsu (04/23/2014) [-]
Sansa's marriage to Tyrion?
User avatar #18 to #17 - negrocop ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Except Sansa hates the fact she's married to Tyrion, and Tyrion is unhappy with that.
User avatar #36 to #18 - Furubatsu (04/23/2014) [-]
Their alive aren't they?

But I guess Eddards and Caitlyn's marriage was happy (Except for the arrival of Jon, and that Eddard cant help but think she'd be happier with his elder brother...)
User avatar #38 to #36 - negrocop ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Thats half the criteria for them.
#6 - John Cena (04/23/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** minister
#43 - John Cena (04/23/2014) [-]
Honestly, GoT is pretty **** . The writing in the book is terrible and he strikes me as the King of the Autists.

Rate me down, you know deep down that is the truth.

Either that or you're Autistic yourself.
#46 to #43 - aangbingo (04/23/2014) [-]
Everyone is entitled to an opinion.
Everyone is entitled to an opinion.
#47 to #46 - John Cena (04/23/2014) [-]
There is a difference between an Opinion & the Truth.

Do you see what I mean?
#50 to #47 - aslypancake (04/24/2014) [-]
An opinion is based off of the truth.
#65 to #50 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
only a subjective truth. which is hardly ever truth at all. 2/10.
#51 to #50 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
i am not saying i this but i love ed edd eddy
#80 to #47 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
i do
User avatar #48 to #47 - aangbingo (04/23/2014) [-]
Nah, the only truths I know are the beginning and the end.
#49 to #48 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
I think he's just hating on it because it's popular. I doubt he's read it to be honest, the intricacies of the plot are insane, it baffles me that George can keep this as plot hole free as he has.

GoT is the next classic, he'll be the Tolkien to the 21st centuary.
#64 to #49 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
I highly doubt that. I adore the show, but the books are low quality compared to Tolkien. Martin is a good writer, but Tolkien was one of the greatest minds in the Western World and literally dedicated his life to his story. He spent 17 years creating the world and history of Middle Earth before he ever began writing. Martin is not that good. You could say he's this decade's JK Rowling though.
User avatar #71 to #46 - corpsedolly (04/24/2014) [-]
never seen any kaulitz gifs on here. thumb for you
#2 - doktorwhat (04/23/2014) [-]
professional neckbeard brony fatass is more like it.
User avatar #37 to #2 - guywithguitar (04/23/2014) [-]
try harder
#72 to #37 - doktorwhat (04/24/2014) [-]
dildo-licking cunt-sauce jizz-stained dickweed JRR Tolkein wanna-be faget lazy-ass Gabe Newell of the fantasy book world, hero of pimple-faced paramecium-brained ass-slugs getting raped by Tijuana donkeys.

**** you and the horse you came in on.
#70 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
who is the man in the top photo? he looks familiar. anyone know?
#74 to #70 - hahnski (04/24/2014) [-]
His name is James Lipton, brah.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Lipton
#69 - fnerkfnerk (04/24/2014) [-]
"And who are you?" the proud lord said....
#54 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
suck my dick hole penis ararar
#52 - devilnabil (04/24/2014) [-]
**devilnabil rolls 35** come on dubs!
#55 to #52 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 29**
Dubs. Check'em
-notorc *actualuserperson*
User avatar #57 to #55 - mountaindewkie (04/24/2014) [-]
**mountaindewkie rolls 84** im the master of dubs
#73 to #57 - John Cena (04/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 53**
**anonymous rolls 53**
User avatar #45 - KayRed (04/23/2014) [-]
Ok guys, is there a podcast out there that interviews writers (particularly fantasy writers, but I ain't picky)? I know Nerdist will have one occasionally, but that's rare. And I know they also have the Writers Panel, but that's all tv and just not the same.
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