George’s Other Profession. George’s Other Profession via geniusquotes.net. Ythe LIKE Tlel A' ATEMPT‘? J. ( ahit ALLY. I'll be damned if I don't invite him to my wedding. funny
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#3 - sinery
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(04/23/2014) [-]
I'll be damned if I don't invite him to my wedding.
#4 to #3 - anon
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(04/23/2014) [-]
And you'll be dead if you do.
#28 to #3 - elaxx ONLINE
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(04/23/2014) [-]
you would be either way
#35 to #3 - leafonthewind
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#7 to #3 - danster
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(04/23/2014) [-]
First you need to find someone willing to marry you.
#11 to #7 - RealRune
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(04/23/2014) [-]
Shots fired.
#41 to #11 - drturkleton
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(04/23/2014) [-]
that line will forever remind me of this beautiful bastard
#77 to #41 - bann
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(04/24/2014) [-]
Why's that? Seem like a funny story.
#42 to #41 - zacharlfreeman
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#8 - thenecromouser
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(04/23/2014) [-]
#59 to #8 - anon
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(04/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 391** if 347 you delete your account
#83 to #59 - thenecromouser
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(04/25/2014) [-]
-_- because i'm not going to delete my account because som random "non-accounter" thinks he/she is cool
#60 to #59 - anon
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(04/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 39** subtract this, mybad
#61 to #60 - anon
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(04/24/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** minus this also, third times the charm
#62 to #61 - anon
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(04/24/2014) [-]
-5
#1 - tyrson
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(04/23/2014) [-]
#10 - captainfuckitall
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(04/23/2014) [-]
No better way to make a wedding memorable than to have it double as a funeral.
#19 to #10 - dontknowmeatall
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(04/23/2014) [-]
Or triple, or quadruple, or quintuple...
#32 - liamdurf ONLINE
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(04/23/2014) [-]
#30 - datmoustache
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(04/23/2014) [-]
Obligatory reminder that the actress who plays shae was once a porn actress.
#39 to #30 - joberja
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(04/23/2014) [-]
Huh. So she was.
#44 to #30 - fuckedbyapony
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(04/23/2014) [-]
And there's more porn stars to come still!
#78 to #30 - squeejee
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(04/24/2014) [-]
SAUCE PLEASE
SAUCE PLEASE
#53 to #30 - himynameiskit
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(04/24/2014) [-]
She still technically is.
#67 to #53 - sobono
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(04/24/2014) [-]
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#58 to #53 - lamarsmithgot
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(04/24/2014) [-]
#5 - theannoyingFJguy
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(04/23/2014) [-]
George R.R. Martin Shouldn't Plan Your Wedding This is the most perfectly relevant video.
#9 to #5 - moviexplain
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(04/23/2014) [-]
"Great, load it up with Rains of Castamere and we're all set!"
#63 to #5 - cactusphalus
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(04/24/2014) [-]
"Call me George R. Rarrrgh"
#20 - thistownneedsguns
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(04/23/2014) [-]
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#21 to #20 - thistownneedsguns
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(04/23/2014) [-]
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#22 to #21 - girguy ONLINE
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(04/23/2014) [-]
while those gifs are overposted, I ******* love your username so everything weighs out in your favor
#23 to #22 - thistownneedsguns
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(04/23/2014) [-]
mfw you listen to this town needs guns too
mfw you listen to this town needs guns too
#24 to #23 - girguy ONLINE
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(04/23/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZgsd_rlGLo
yesteryear
still
rings in my ear like buttons and pins this
mess
we're in dissolves
in







tiiiiiiiiiiiime
#25 to #24 - thistownneedsguns
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(04/23/2014) [-]
Definitely one of my favorite tracks. Absolute favorite would probably be chinchilla. Do you have last.fm by any chance?
#27 to #25 - girguy ONLINE
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(04/23/2014) [-]
animals is a cuh-lassic album
lemur has "you know from the get-go it's over" so it's my fave song by them
also I don't have last.fm, I use spotify
#29 to #27 - thistownneedsguns
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(04/23/2014) [-]
Thanks for reminding me I should listen to them more often, haven't done so in way too long a time.
kinda weird that i need to be reminded seen as it is my fj username, oh well.
#31 to #29 - girguy ONLINE
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(04/23/2014) [-]
<3
#79 to #29 - wcar
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(04/24/2014) [-]
You guys are so cute together.
#81 to #79 - girguy ONLINE
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(04/24/2014) [-]
le
#76 to #24 - relentlesspoop ONLINE
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(04/24/2014) [-]
wow, not bad music. thanks for the link!
#2 - doktorwhat
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(04/23/2014) [-]
professional neckbeard brony fatass is more like it.
#37 to #2 - guywithguitar
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(04/23/2014) [-]
try harder
#72 to #37 - doktorwhat
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(04/24/2014) [-]
dildo-licking cunt-sauce jizz-stained dickweed JRR Tolkein wanna-be faget lazy-ass Gabe Newell of the fantasy book world, hero of pimple-faced paramecium-brained ass-slugs getting raped by Tijuana donkeys.

**** you and the horse you came in on.
#15 to #2 - spycheckingpyro
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(04/23/2014) [-]
#43 - anon
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(04/23/2014) [-]
Honestly, GoT is pretty ****. The writing in the book is terrible and he strikes me as the King of the Autists.

Rate me down, you know deep down that is the truth.

Either that or you're Autistic yourself.
#46 to #43 - aangbingo
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(04/23/2014) [-]
Everyone is entitled to an opinion.
Everyone is entitled to an opinion.
#71 to #46 - corpsedolly
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(04/24/2014) [-]
never seen any kaulitz gifs on here. thumb for you
#47 to #46 - anon
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(04/23/2014) [-]
There is a difference between an Opinion & the Truth.

Do you see what I mean?
#50 to #47 - aslypancake
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(04/24/2014) [-]
An opinion is based off of the truth.
#65 to #50 - anon
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(04/24/2014) [-]
only a subjective truth. which is hardly ever truth at all. 2/10.
#51 to #50 - anon
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(04/24/2014) [-]
i am not saying i this but i love ed edd eddy
#66 to #51 - sobono
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(04/24/2014) [-]
#80 to #47 - anon
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(04/24/2014) [-]
i do
#48 to #47 - aangbingo
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(04/23/2014) [-]
Nah, the only truths I know are the beginning and the end.
#49 to #48 - anon
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(04/24/2014) [-]
I think he's just hating on it because it's popular. I doubt he's read it to be honest, the intricacies of the plot are insane, it baffles me that George can keep this as plot hole free as he has.

GoT is the next classic, he'll be the Tolkien to the 21st centuary.
#64 to #49 - anon
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(04/24/2014) [-]
I highly doubt that. I adore the show, but the books are low quality compared to Tolkien. Martin is a good writer, but Tolkien was one of the greatest minds in the Western World and literally dedicated his life to his story. He spent 17 years creating the world and history of Middle Earth before he ever began writing. Martin is not that good. You could say he's this decade's JK Rowling though.