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User avatar #50 - nightlynutria (07/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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jokeexplain plx
#59 to #4 - daix ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
I lost myself when I read that and thought you just capped a section from the content and  got loads o' toes for it and then realized the joke.
I lost myself when I read that and thought you just capped a section from the content and got loads o' toes for it and then realized the joke.
#34 to #1 - schwerdaddy (07/14/2014) [-]
I know where you got that. It's a secret to everyone
User avatar #70 to #1 - Greevon (07/15/2014) [-]
Hover-caption thingy:
"I think washing myself every day in their bathroom sink shows ingenuity."
#2 - mudkipftw (07/14/2014) [-]
MFW we can end world hunger
MFW we can end world hunger
User avatar #3 to #2 - misticalz (07/14/2014) [-]
We can
if we didn't just waste all of our wheat and other agriculture, we could easily end world hunger.
User avatar #5 to #3 - atrocitustheking (07/14/2014) [-]
Yep, if companies didn't pay farmers to let some of their crops spoil (thus making it "rarer" and more expensive) then we could use that extra food to benefit a vast number of needy people.
#21 to #3 - John Cena (07/14/2014) [-]
maybe if the admins dont pillage villages and try to learn to farm. stupid intense bodyloveing admins!
User avatar #26 to #21 - misticalz (07/14/2014) [-]
tru
I don't think much dirt there is even soil though.
It's just dry digestive end product
No water there unless it rains, or you live next to a river that floods. Like the Nile.
User avatar #23 to #21 - misticalz (07/14/2014) [-]
politicians ?
#22 to #21 - John Cena (07/14/2014) [-]
I mean N I G G E R S!!
User avatar #25 to #22 - misticalz (07/14/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #24 to #22 - misticalz (07/14/2014) [-]
admins
#32 - bluwizard ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** when I find the all you can eat
#41 to #32 - John Cena (07/14/2014) [-]
oi nice rol m8
#42 to #32 - swampertftw (07/14/2014) [-]
**swampertftw rolled image** dat roll tho
#30 - zamka (07/14/2014) [-]
I thought that he was stuck in the restaurant for 5 years and never got the chance to masturbate.
#39 to #30 - mrfartypants (07/14/2014) [-]
**mrfartypants rolled image** why would you think that?
#43 to #39 - zamka (07/15/2014) [-]
Since there was a "gap" in his resume I thought he finally got the chance.
#54 to #43 - dorfdorfdorf ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
How could you have possibly come to that conclusion?
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#64 to #6 - dguitarhero (07/15/2014) [-]
let me see here...   
   
The tumbleweed crossing the road is an archetype for desolation, representing the absence of any substance in the interviewee's resume. The next frame cuts to the man, and presents a paperclip. The paperclip is stability, it keeps papers together and in place. The paperclip stands alone; the man has lost his control, as he has no paperwork to show. The thought of the paperclip as a non-present desire is accentuated by the glaring white background to it, starkly contrasting the dark grey of the room situated in reality. At last, the final frame gives us a hammer. This is the blunt and destructive decision making of his younger self that led to his predicament. Though the backdrop and restaurant look much happier and colorful, this is the illusion of his folly. A hammer was clearly chosen because it has a duel relation in that if you notice the strange "sprinkles" on the table in this diner, you'll notice they look vaguely like hammered nails. His decision nailed him into his coffin so-to-speak, and is thus symbolically shown as the table being nailed down, enclosing him in this fantasy for 5 years.
let me see here...

The tumbleweed crossing the road is an archetype for desolation, representing the absence of any substance in the interviewee's resume. The next frame cuts to the man, and presents a paperclip. The paperclip is stability, it keeps papers together and in place. The paperclip stands alone; the man has lost his control, as he has no paperwork to show. The thought of the paperclip as a non-present desire is accentuated by the glaring white background to it, starkly contrasting the dark grey of the room situated in reality. At last, the final frame gives us a hammer. This is the blunt and destructive decision making of his younger self that led to his predicament. Though the backdrop and restaurant look much happier and colorful, this is the illusion of his folly. A hammer was clearly chosen because it has a duel relation in that if you notice the strange "sprinkles" on the table in this diner, you'll notice they look vaguely like hammered nails. His decision nailed him into his coffin so-to-speak, and is thus symbolically shown as the table being nailed down, enclosing him in this fantasy for 5 years.
User avatar #29 to #6 - hermaeousmora (07/14/2014) [-]
Looks like something from the Sims
#13 to #6 - Bruceman (07/14/2014) [-]
wat
wat
#66 to #36 - slightlycynical (07/15/2014) [-]
i never got this because the things on a kitchen counter or something
#19 to #6 - myaccountisnew (07/14/2014) [-]
I see you're name, I just like this picture.
#7 to #6 - childpls (07/14/2014) [-]
What is this supposed to mean?
What is this supposed to mean?
User avatar #9 to #8 - childpls (07/14/2014) [-]
Oh I see your name now if that shows up as you are I was trying to dodge word filter thinking it was still enabled
#18 to #10 - atma (07/14/2014) [-]
What do you think about climate change and its effect on the GDP of small islands?
#16 to #8 - John Cena (07/14/2014) [-]
majestic toad
#31 - yisumad (07/14/2014) [-]
HE HUNGERS
HE HUNGERS
#68 to #31 - mikasuh ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
"BEWARE OF SINISTAR" *Does extremely terrifying scream*
#46 - octagon (07/15/2014) [-]
I don't like how they ask you about things in you're life that don't have to do with the job.

criminal history stuff is relevant, sure. But I was asked If i was married and how many Kids i have and the ages of those kids on an application...I dont think that should count against me.

Granted i dont have any and im not married, but geez it seems kinda nosey.

User avatar #48 to #46 - pitifulsoul (07/15/2014) [-]
Sick little kids who stay home from school = spontaneous days called off.
User avatar #55 to #48 - octagon (07/15/2014) [-]
But isnt that still assuming that I don't have anyone else to watch the kids on my workdays? Idk, Maybe im just a private person, but i just don't like people assuming my future actions before I actually do them.

If im scheduled to work 9-5pm 5 days a week. It seems unfair for someone to say to me "you're resume looks fine, but You have 4 kids. your gonna end up Calling off for you're kids too much." or " You have a great education, but You had a 5 year gap of living with you're parents? You won't be able to keep this job with all of the new changes in you're life"
User avatar #60 to #55 - pitifulsoul (07/15/2014) [-]
Basically, they're looking for external factors that may end up keeping you from work - especially if your male.

Sometimes, they're just plain nosy though...
#49 to #46 - Edensfire (07/15/2014) [-]
Like what the other guy said, you might need days off, or late to work because of kids. But in Canada they aren't allowed to ask you those kinds of questions, its technically illegal.
User avatar #69 to #49 - Greevon (07/15/2014) [-]
Technically illegal in the U.S., too. One way to get around it is by asking nonchalantly and chocking it up to "conversation" but they can't make you divulge that information.
One nasty trick is if it's a woman being interviewed, they'll pretend to be polite and "walk" the woman to her car to see if she has a baby seat.
#11 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
>Eats endlessly for 5 years straight
>Doesn't get fat
#27 to #11 - amuzen (07/14/2014) [-]
he said 'gap' in the resume implying that at some point he started doing stuff again before the 5 years was up.
User avatar #33 to #27 - schwerdaddy (07/14/2014) [-]
No, he didn't imply that at all. The gap in the resume is the 5 years he spent at a restaurant. He had no occupation during that time period, thus a gap.
#35 to #33 - amuzen (07/14/2014) [-]
That's more of a fall off than a gap, a gap implies things start up again.
#62 to #35 - pridefulmatthew (07/15/2014) [-]
It was still a gap of 5 years...
#71 to #62 - amuzen (07/15/2014) [-]
I could have just as easily been a gap of one-four years, he had a gap in his resume that started five years ago and ended at some arbitrary point since then.
User avatar #15 to #11 - reaperssprint ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
OR, just maybe, he only ate when he was hungry but stayed in building.


Also, its a comic.
#17 to #11 - zzRedzz ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
I've been eating since I was born and I haven't gotten fat
I've been eating since I was born and I haven't gotten fat
User avatar #37 to #17 - centifolia (07/14/2014) [-]
Technically speaking, you've been eating even before you were born
User avatar #14 - unstoppablegiggle (07/14/2014) [-]
faggot
User avatar #20 to #14 - bitchplzzz (07/14/2014) [-]
faggot
User avatar #45 to #20 - comedicturtle (07/15/2014) [-]
faggot
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**ignored rolls 298,877,257**
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