Generational Pretentiousness. Was recommended to post, and I agreed.. I weep for my generation. Music has never been more varied or available than it is today,  Music generation pretentious TWAT
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Generational Pretentiousness

Was recommended to post, and I agreed.

I weep for my generation.
Music has never been more varied or available than
it is today, and you’ re relying on pop radio; the
ultimate dilution of basilmarket culture.
There is some much more in this supposedly
culturally dead decade. You just have to look for it.
I were from memory or scantier minutes on google, wikipedia and youube drifting.
Imagine all the cool music you could find ifyou put in more time from being as sick of mainstream
music as you appeal
You want 'intelligent' music instead of
mumbling gangsters? **** son, we have more of
that than we know what to do with!
Ln TL ' Esoteric
Noni Shall Pan‘ 1 mm n Today‘ A New Dope‘ wmm Forever’
Real' punk music? Not the girly emo sort? It never
stopped being made. The only question is how
hard do you like it, tough guy?
Fappig Nails Nasum Rotten Sound
The mam or 'Remnants' -Anselm Death‘ 'Shiy Napalm‘
Intelligence‘
Sonic experiments that push the boundaries of
sound ocaust barely count as music? If that' s your
thing you couldn' t have lived at a better time!
Earth sanno) n
Deanna or mm r
Soulmeh Lord got you covered. Constellation records, too.
Do you just want everything to ******* sound like
the 70' s again? Stop wearing that Pink Floyd LP
thin, we have a lot more rock to go through now.
and Fang Mastodon Royal Thunder wolfmango The Mars Volta
thick The Skye’ c w camp Egg' 'The Bedlam In Goliath‘
Seriously guys hall Relapse Records’ catalogue sounds We Led Zepplin bellies.
Like it louder? Metal' s branched out to involve -
erything you can think of. Blood? Satan? Dragons?
Shrieked references to Jens Bjornbuse? Whatever
you want, pal!
human Miracle Pathology run my Dana Edgy
h The mm The Mrllama ‘Awaken To m, ' Tapdance Extravaganza was mm Jokan
Wm»! Chamber‘ tham "
You have the most complete collection of human
knowledge ever invented (Also know as the *****
ing Internet.) right here in front of you; it has
millions of other people to ask and hundreds of
tools available if you don' t want to talk to them.
They do smell a bit)
133% PANDORA
nigers, east. direman "
Grow an opinion, make an effort and go find stuff
to like. Just stop acting like culture died in 1998 to
look mature and clever, you pretentious twat.
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#28 - zaggystirdust (11/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
or you can, you know...
not give a **** about what other people listen to and just take part in what you enjoy without being a snobbish cunt cleaver
#2 - regfridge (11/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Brilliant
#77 - loudem (11/07/2013) [+] (7 replies)
you can make any muic artist sound stupid depending on how you quote them e.g

"Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like" - queen
User avatar #107 - chewythewolftwo (11/08/2013) [+] (51 replies)
Childish Gambino - Freaks And Geeks (Official Music Video)
Who here likes Childish Gambino?
#139 - erpetrich (11/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Then these same people that bitch and moan about "how music is 						****					 now" will gladly spend their money on the next 						******					 movie, either the next Adam Sandler unfunny comedy, or the next  Parody Film.
Then these same people that bitch and moan about "how music is **** now" will gladly spend their money on the next ****** movie, either the next Adam Sandler unfunny comedy, or the next Parody Film.
#65 - insulation (11/07/2013) [-]
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#170 - alphadolan (11/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I like System of a Down
#243 - xsynysterx (11/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
needs more Tool
User avatar #13 - lithiumdebator (11/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Since when did Mastodon even remotely sound like something from the 70's? I mean...I'm pretty sure Pink Floyd and Mastodon have less in common than sex and engineering....i mean, they are both good things, but are not even remotely close.
#294 - xchewsifferx (11/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I really love Indie Folk music, with a little Indie Rock on occasion.

Something about these two types of music just puts me so at ease.

I've never seen FJ take interest in these genres therefore I will prepare for a little dose of red.

#275 - wrocky ONLINE (11/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
****					. now many of the friendzoned beta  scumbag wannabes would be listening to 						****					 i like too THANKS OP
**** . now many of the friendzoned beta scumbag wannabes would be listening to **** i like too THANKS OP
User avatar #282 to #275 - hiyorin (11/08/2013) [-]
that tongue is ******* distracting.
#260 - akneegrow (11/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Agree with all of this, but you forgot Tame Impala for "70s sounding" music.
#127 - sheenaandjanie (11/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I used to be like this.. but then I started actually looking for 						*******					 music.... Most of my favorite bands now are relatively new. Other than the greats, of course, like Dead Kennedys and Bikini Kill.   
   
Needless to say, I'm glad I'm not 'that' person anymore. It's exhausting.  Pic related, btw. It's one of my favorite bands that got started after 2000. It's something of a surf punk band called Wavves
I used to be like this.. but then I started actually looking for ******* music.... Most of my favorite bands now are relatively new. Other than the greats, of course, like Dead Kennedys and Bikini Kill.

Needless to say, I'm glad I'm not 'that' person anymore. It's exhausting. Pic related, btw. It's one of my favorite bands that got started after 2000. It's something of a surf punk band called Wavves
User avatar #15 - whiplasher (11/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Well, mate, while I agree with you, that ain't punk music.
#354 - jellobed (11/08/2013) [-]
this post was hipster as **** ...wow...
#180 - EdwardNigma (11/08/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Bring me a metal song about magical unicorns and I'll be impressed.   
   
Bonus points: Not MLP related.
Bring me a metal song about magical unicorns and I'll be impressed.

Bonus points: Not MLP related.
#122 - dickstick (11/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
With a name like fukpig how could I not listen to them? I can honestly say I wish I didn't.
#117 - yoloswagobey (11/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Thank you so much for making this post. You sir get a thumb
User avatar #101 - spamalope (11/08/2013) [-]
But what if someone actually likes the music that comes on now, what you think is good music isn't what everyone else thinks is good music.
User avatar #100 - superbigfupa (11/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Or you can just face the fact the music always changes. I hate modern music, but it happens. Every generation has it's own form of music. I like the Beatles and Led Zepplin, etc. Others like Katy Parry or whatever. You have don't have to like it, but you can at least respect it. i am prepared for your hate
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