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Gangsta

Is your mm
K bah; nu cock me like 3
Katrina? on Y Y
Sorry, but you one
we ' drink Because when I looked at you, I
dropped mine.
Can I have
directions? To your heart,
There " something
wrung am. my cell
phone. '
It doesn' t have your number in
Hey, I Him’: ask you how you
looked!
Is your last name
Gillette? Bananas you are the heist a man
can get.
Can I mute»! a
t I want ta call my mum and Cell
quiz at?
hex I just met the woman of my
dreams.
In sorry, were yen
talking he me? an then, please nun.
was My math
hurts! Because you are 50000 sweet!
Ace on Kali inns?
T g Cause you are the answers to all
my prayers.
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User avatar #13 - malvolio (01/06/2014) [-]
I've got one:
"Hey my phone died, mind if i bury it in your ass?"
User avatar #16 to #13 - pantsman (01/06/2014) [-]
My dick is like a rubik's cube, the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
User avatar #19 to #16 - RandomAnonGuy (01/06/2014) [-]
I can solve a cube in under thirty seconds.
User avatar #25 to #19 - mexicandudeinsd (01/06/2014) [-]
then play with pantsman 's dick
#3 - razschi (01/05/2014) [-]
obligatory
#14 to #3 - trevanman (01/06/2014) [-]
he could ask Zoe Hanji.....
and not Petra
because Petra is dead
#10 - malithmp (01/06/2014) [-]
>Can I borrow a quarter
>Sure
User avatar #29 to #10 - Grizzally (01/06/2014) [-]
Free quarter. Repeat until someone asks/says no.
#28 - phantomseeker (01/06/2014) [-]
Mfw I try this
User avatar #2 - leglesslegolegolas (01/05/2014) [-]
-Ouch, my tooth hurts!
-You should take better care of your teeth.
-Because you are soo sweet!

...Wait.
#27 - cmndrfatty ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
>I like your pants.
-Thanks!
>What's the drop rate?
#22 - fbiagent (01/06/2014) [-]
there are 8 planets in the solar system, right?
they'll only be 7 after i destroy uranus

my cock just died, maybe i can bury it in your asshole?
User avatar #30 - Nullifier (01/06/2014) [-]
"Are you my butthole?"

"WHAT THE-"

"Because I want to finger you while I masturbate."
User avatar #21 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
Man..I haven't seen these in forever.
User avatar #24 to #21 - minionofdolan (01/06/2014) [-]
I know I got excited too.
#18 - John Cena (01/06/2014) [-]
These were awful
User avatar #20 to #18 - redragond (01/06/2014) [-]
that'sthejoke.jpg
User avatar #1 - navywannabe (01/05/2014) [-]
...And I shall be using these thank you very much.
#23 - John Cena (01/06/2014) [-]
>"MY cellphone is broken"
>"why"
>Why
User avatar #15 - awesomenessess (01/06/2014) [-]
Does someone have a template for this?
#17 to #15 - faroeseguy (01/06/2014) [-]
It's all white background, just erase the text...
#12 - raidaltamimi ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
This is why i can't have nice things
User avatar #11 - cubicalpayload (01/06/2014) [-]
Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.
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#4 - looneyfortheluna Comment deleted by Abandoned [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - bumsnacher **User deleted account** (01/05/2014) [-]
banned
User avatar #6 to #5 - looneyfortheluna (01/05/2014) [-]
whyyyyyyyyyyy... take a joke man
User avatar #31 to #6 - Yeaaaahhhh (01/06/2014) [-]
Don't worry, he was just being a dick.
User avatar #8 to #6 - elfensky (01/06/2014) [-]
How I'm curious as to what the original was.
User avatar #9 to #8 - looneyfortheluna (01/06/2014) [-]
it was me saying "Ike's FW UPS guy's FW" and I posted Ike's poorly drawn pic of the "UPS guy" (his dad) doing the bizz with Ike's mother
I'm referring to, of course, South Park. If it can be seen on demand, it should be appropriate enough for this website. It wasn't flagged, but he intimidated me enough to take it down.
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