Gaming Moments: CS:GO
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rollfourexplain (12/19/2015) [-]
Funfact: This was actually done on a map in a competitive tournament once. I can't remember any names, but sadly the shot was disqualified after the match because the shooter could see through sections of the map marked as no-collide. It was on one of the newer CS:GO only maps I think and it was on top of a truck and two other players.
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baseddeerlord (12/19/2015) [-] I think you're talking about Fnatic during the cologne tournament. They utilized a dirty glitch that allowed them to see from CT spawn up to playground and sewer on overpass.
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kanduhuskedetder ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] Yeah, that was the first match I watched and the first time I noticed the watch option in CS:GO at all. Funny that it had to be that match.
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thundagawd (12/19/2015) [-] It's when faulty code leaves behind something you can stand on despite it not supposed to be there. In this case, the dude he was standing on to peek over the wall was standing on an invisible ladder.
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anon (12/18/2015) [-]
I honestly like this more than most of your regular comics. I'm not sure if it's because the artstyle's better or because the walking tits aren't in this one, but keep it up.
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letrollzor ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-] "Can't draw on holiday" You can't draw outside the holiday season either
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rollfourexplain (12/19/2015) [-]
What? I thought roast was to diss someone in a humorous manner. To make a joke at someone's expense. It sure as hell isn't "being severely criticized or reprimanded".
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watshisface (12/19/2015) [-] Roast means exactly that definition. The only reason you think the criticism has to be humorous is because the most severe criticisms have poetic devices used to portray the intensity of the criticisms.
He got criticized on his artistic ability severely through a joke; roasted
He got criticized on his artistic ability severely through a joke; roasted
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darksideofthebeast (12/19/2015) [-] RIP
I'm an LE, if you want to get better, download aim maps and **** , watch pro matches and above all, practice.
I'm an LE, if you want to get better, download aim maps and **** , watch pro matches and above all, practice.
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danmegaflakes ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] look man, i just started for a few weeks
i'll get better
i'll get better
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darksideofthebeast (12/19/2015) [-] It's fine bby <3 just tryna help
these are just things that helped me
these are just things that helped me
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buellertar (12/19/2015) [-] Hey at least you're ranked. I'm at 1 out of 10 wins to get ranked.
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kingdaniel ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-] How dare you stoopid American мудак don't talk about сука ниггер ever сука again задницу because что ебать я печатаю эти гайки смешно сука крестьянского педик
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datmine ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-] If you people think CS:GO can be difficult take a look at Chivalry MW.
You can get ****** 8 diffrent ways at once.
You can get ****** 8 diffrent ways at once.
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protectron (12/18/2015) [-] Oh man I remember one guy wielding a two handed sword jumping in the middle of us swinging like crazy and cutting us down. I thought it was supposed to be the newbie sever too,
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crazylance ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-] That makes it all the better.
I wish I could play it though.
I wish I could play it though.
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crazylance ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-] Played it once when it was on a free weekend.
Lowest settings, game still lagged sufficiently to render me as useful as an archer with Parkinsons.
I don't own the game either.
If I could play it normally, this game would max out the hours I ever spent on a game in Steam.
Lowest settings, game still lagged sufficiently to render me as useful as an archer with Parkinsons.
I don't own the game either.
If I could play it normally, this game would max out the hours I ever spent on a game in Steam.
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datmine ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-] Well good for you my friend i have the solution.
Im not going to write a whole poem so ill give you the short one.
Game didnt run the best so the community ****** around and eventually they found out that they can modify the .ini file that contained basically all the settings.
Light shafts, bloom, texture and model quality, animations etc
So when the winter sale comes you could possibly buy it and **** around with the game files.
Here are two guides on doing so.
forums.tornbanner.com/showthread.php/17400-Tweak-Engine-ini-Tweaks-with-explanations
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=515926008
Quick note before finding out about this i could not reach above 50 FPS and now i usually run around 50 - 75 FPS but i dont have everything completely lowered either, so i could reach more FPS if i wanted to.
Im not going to write a whole poem so ill give you the short one.
Game didnt run the best so the community ****** around and eventually they found out that they can modify the .ini file that contained basically all the settings.
Light shafts, bloom, texture and model quality, animations etc
So when the winter sale comes you could possibly buy it and **** around with the game files.
Here are two guides on doing so.
forums.tornbanner.com/showthread.php/17400-Tweak-Engine-ini-Tweaks-with-explanations
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=515926008
Quick note before finding out about this i could not reach above 50 FPS and now i usually run around 50 - 75 FPS but i dont have everything completely lowered either, so i could reach more FPS if i wanted to.
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crazylance ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-] I'll be sure to take a look at it.
And considering that I'm only looking to reach a playable state, I couldn't really care if the game started looking like a Minecraft clone.
And considering that I'm only looking to reach a playable state, I couldn't really care if the game started looking like a Minecraft clone.
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baseddeerlord (12/19/2015) [-] To be able to get gud, you need to have a better screen with better response time, beastly innernet, a gaming mouse with DPI ranges and a god damn good headset especially after the sound changes.
You need some god damn Special ops, green alpha team beret air service task force 2 reaction time or else you're toast, you need to be able to prefire and you need tolerance to the idiots that think that they should be the leader because they're top fragging even though we're losing. You need to be able to prefire accurately, know your smoke, flash and grenade throws.
You need some god damn Special ops, green alpha team beret air service task force 2 reaction time or else you're toast, you need to be able to prefire and you need tolerance to the idiots that think that they should be the leader because they're top fragging even though we're losing. You need to be able to prefire accurately, know your smoke, flash and grenade throws.
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YllekNayr ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-] Didn't even realize this was Gearboy's content
I thought it was pretty good
I thought it was pretty good
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darksideofthebeast (12/18/2015) [-] Hey, can you show me the other comic you used for reference?
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darksideofthebeast (12/19/2015) [-] I'm not being serious, I'm ******* with him. Me and gearboyo go way back, you wouldn't know.
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internetexplain (12/19/2015) [-] it's a meme *****
if the horse has been dead for so long it starts walking the earth again as the steed of a skeleton knight , then it's what we call a meme.
if the horse has been dead for so long it starts walking the earth again as the steed of a skeleton knight , then it's what we call a meme.
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totallynatedrake ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
mfw i was playing deathmatch and this guy who was speaking russian was killing everyone.
all of them were headshots not one was a bodyshot
and he did it so fast in a split second too
all of them were headshots not one was a bodyshot
and he did it so fast in a split second too
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totallynatedrake ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-] nah i just let him go. even if i did report him another would just take his place
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darksideofthebeast (12/19/2015) [-] They usually don't do **** unless it's comp anyway.
You can overwatch anything but comp, so it would have to be a straight up VACation or nothing
You can overwatch anything but comp, so it would have to be a straight up VACation or nothing
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totallynatedrake ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] how is comp? i never got the chance to play it because my rank is low
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darksideofthebeast (12/19/2015) [-] It's fun, I have 1000 hours total and about 300-500 in comp alone.
It's fun IF you have at least one friend to go in with, otherwise solo queue sucks because you usually have 4 teammates who are constantly mad until you reach above mge-dmg.
It's fun IF you have at least one friend to go in with, otherwise solo queue sucks because you usually have 4 teammates who are constantly mad until you reach above mge-dmg.
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sedativechunk (12/19/2015) [-] I agree, I got to MG rank and deranked faster than you can say " ******** " because of bad teammates. In the past three days, one game with a hacker on the other team, one game I had derankers, and the following was cry babies.
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darksideofthebeast (12/19/2015) [-] Hey bro, not to be a dick, don't blame your teammates for deranking.
Only blame yourself, even if your teammates did garbage or purposely threw. That's the only way to get better, dude.
Only blame yourself, even if your teammates did garbage or purposely threw. That's the only way to get better, dude.
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totallynatedrake ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] oh yeah not to mention the people yelling at you when you are not even doing anything wrong
thank god i found a mute command for that
even a mute text chat too
thank god i found a mute command for that
even a mute text chat too
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twothreefivefive (12/19/2015) [-] You don't need console commands for this. You can just open up the scoreboard, right click on the person and mute communications. It will block voice and texts from them.
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darksideofthebeast (12/19/2015) [-] I only play on my alt account (which is MGE, my main is LE) so I don't give a **** even if I'm solo queue.
They do **** on you (especially lower ranks) for anything that goes wrong, but just block it out, **** with them back, make jokes and just be cool.
You'll play better if you keep a level head regardless of how your team acts.
They do **** on you (especially lower ranks) for anything that goes wrong, but just block it out, **** with them back, make jokes and just be cool.
You'll play better if you keep a level head regardless of how your team acts.
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totallynatedrake ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] i run around like oj simpson when i play DM
i'm gonna have to change my play style if i play comp
HOW ABOUT THAT R8 REVOLVER THOUGH
i'm gonna have to change my play style if i play comp
HOW ABOUT THAT R8 REVOLVER THOUGH
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darksideofthebeast (12/19/2015) [-] >and an h3h3 fan
I think I might have found my new ********* to give some cummies to.
This guy summed it up pretty well.
I think I might have found my new ********* to give some cummies to.
This guy summed it up pretty well.
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darksideofthebeast (12/19/2015) [-] Wait, you're the one who made that? did you post it as content? Cause I commented on it saying how it sent me into psychosis induced insanity.
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darksideofthebeast (12/19/2015) [-] Yo lets play csgo sometime, if we have a full team we can play idc about your rank.
Add me on steam ricky retardo is the name with an h3h3 picture
Add me on steam ricky retardo is the name with an h3h3 picture
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totallynatedrake ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] sure thing man.
alright ill add you know
IM A LEVEL 2 SO I HAVE TO JUST GET TO RANK 3 AND THEN I CAN PLAY COMP
alright ill add you know
IM A LEVEL 2 SO I HAVE TO JUST GET TO RANK 3 AND THEN I CAN PLAY COMP
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darksideofthebeast (12/19/2015) [-] Yea, we can play comp but you need a full team to do it with people that are 3 ranks or lower than you.
I'm an mge on my alt so you're unranked aka like 20 levels lower idfk but yea.
I'm an mge on my alt so you're unranked aka like 20 levels lower idfk but yea.
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darksideofthebeast (12/19/2015) [-] Nope, do caps on Ricky and Retardo.
I'm also using this pic.
I'm also using this pic.
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totallynatedrake ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-] also i only have a couple skins
i feel left out because everyone or just about everyone has skins for all their weapons
i feel left out because everyone or just about everyone has skins for all their weapons
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sptnfouroneseven (12/18/2015) [-] You know. I'd actually take Battle-scarred over Factory New. Mostly because it makes it look better 85% of the time. And it's been -used- so you're not a giant pussy.
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sptnfouroneseven (12/19/2015) [-] No... What? You get a 'quality' of a skin. From Factory New, to Battle Scarred, depending it will have either absolutely nothing wrong with it(Appearance wise) or have scratches and chipped paint and stuff.
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rollfourexplain (12/19/2015) [-]
I know, I looked it up immediately after posting my comment. I had hoped no one would be able to read it...
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totallynatedrake ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] oh that's neat
i might take the battle scarred myself
i might take the battle scarred myself
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sptnfouroneseven (12/19/2015) [-] Battle Scarred is not only -easier- to get. But puts scratches and knicks in the weapon making it look worn out and well used.
I forget the actual quote but it's something along the lines of "A man in a shiny suit of armor hasn't worked for what he has." Or something similar.
I forget the actual quote but it's something along the lines of "A man in a shiny suit of armor hasn't worked for what he has." Or something similar.
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sptnfouroneseven (12/19/2015) [-] I mean if someone would like to gift it to me, I'd play it. But currently I have no cash.
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totallynatedrake ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] i got the executioner skin for the g3sg1
and a polar nova skin for the nova of course
i dont even know if thats good or not
and a polar nova skin for the nova of course
i dont even know if thats good or not
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totallynatedrake ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] counterstrike.wikia.com/wiki/Skins
i never heard of these exterior quality ones
i never heard of these exterior quality ones
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kwanzalord (12/18/2015) [-] I just played CS:GO for the first time the other day, and that is exactly how I feel.
People shoot you before they themselves even register you are there. They remember maps and just auto shoot everytime they walk around the corner...perfectly at the head...it's insane!
I'll stick to neopets.
People shoot you before they themselves even register you are there. They remember maps and just auto shoot everytime they walk around the corner...perfectly at the head...it's insane!
I'll stick to neopets.
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sptnfouroneseven (12/18/2015) [-] I'd try CS:GO if I had it. But this is a real issue I see a lot.
That and the fact there are glaring issues with recoil/spray in the game.
That and the fact there are glaring issues with recoil/spray in the game.
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MatthewsGauss ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] only issue is the reliance of RNG on the recoil. Makes spraying very far away basically luck based rather than skill.
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MatthewsGauss ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] first shot accuracy is actually the best in GO apparently except that bursting is so much more innacurate compared to 1.6 because 1.6 had like no RNG for the first 3 shots but GO just immediately ***** you with the randomness after the first shot. There was a chart on reddit explaining all this **** a few days ago but I'm too lazy to find it
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klaes (12/19/2015) [-] There was a glitch in 1.6 that gave you near perfect first shot, I'm referring to that as well.
I saved the chart on reddit.
I agree with you. Bursting is too weak and spraying is far too strong in GO. I'm not one of those people that pretend 1.6 was the perfect game, but I do wish they'd go back to the older mechanics as far as burst/spray goes.
I saved the chart on reddit.
I agree with you. Bursting is too weak and spraying is far too strong in GO. I'm not one of those people that pretend 1.6 was the perfect game, but I do wish they'd go back to the older mechanics as far as burst/spray goes.
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MatthewsGauss ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] it's sad that the devs have no idea what they are doing and want to make GO completely different from 1.6 even though nobody would complain if GO was 1.6 with better graphics.
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sptnfouroneseven (12/19/2015) [-] Well yeah, I expect any game with firearms to have reduced accuracy past X feet. However, if it's anything like CS:S, the Silenced M4 will not hit target while aimed center of mass from 15+ feet away. Which is ******** .
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MatthewsGauss ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] it's more of you have a terrible chance of getting a headshot from pit to A site D2 with AK
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sptnfouroneseven (12/19/2015) [-] Well, it would depend on quite a few factors. Where your target is, are your just holding the trigger down, or are you bursting, semi-autoing it. So on so forth.
However, 15ft away. A silenced M4 will not miss it's target when aimed at center of mass. Even if it's full auto.
However, 15ft away. A silenced M4 will not miss it's target when aimed at center of mass. Even if it's full auto.
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MatthewsGauss ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] I was talking about tapping but this will explain it better 
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sptnfouroneseven (12/19/2015) [-] But not for real. The recoil/spray on these weapons is ass.
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MatthewsGauss ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] i'd have to agree but only on the randomness of the guns ability to burst accurately like in 1.6 rather than spraying being king in GO
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sptnfouroneseven (12/19/2015) [-] The worst part is everyone says that CoD is worse... I'd much rather play CoD over CS:GO because the accuracy is better on the weapons. And it rewards it so much more than CS. CS a headshot isn't a kill 100% of the time because of helmets or you're using an AWP or Scout. Which is even more ******** .
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MatthewsGauss ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] Now you're comparing apples to oranges plus too many guns in GO are a OHK like a $300 pistol and a $500 run n gun ghetto blaster
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sptnfouroneseven (12/19/2015) [-] They nerfed the R8 though. It's no longer 1-shot. I expect a deagle to kill you in one hit to the head anyway.
But no, everyone else says CS:GO is better than CoD and I just don't see it. Also "CS:GO doesn't have quickscopers" ******** .
But no, everyone else says CS:GO is better than CoD and I just don't see it. Also "CS:GO doesn't have quickscopers" ******** .
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MatthewsGauss ONLINE (12/19/2015) [-] I was refering to the p250 and the tec9 and a deagle will OHK if you're not balls far away.
Also you dont have to like CS if you like COD then like it. CS does have quickscopes tho but in GO they nerfed it to be fully accurate in about a half second.
Also you dont have to like CS if you like COD then like it. CS does have quickscopes tho but in GO they nerfed it to be fully accurate in about a half second.
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baseddeerlord (12/19/2015) [-] If you played comp then you most likely encountered a smurf, otherwise just good players. I started out at the bottom and ended up LEM ( 2 ranks before the top ) and Silver to MGE (the double ak rank) isn't much skill difference but when you hit DMG (badge rank) it's a WHOLE new ball game. Best way I could give a comparison is Basic training in the military, they weed out the weak and keep the best well if you make it to and/or out of DMG then you're part of the cool guys and are going to have plenty of fun. I myself got to the point where I prefire and hit some shots that I have to stop playing for like a minute and wonder wtf did I just do. But at LEM I just hit a wall and can't improve because my **** wont reg or I their reaction time is way too great.
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kwanzalord (12/19/2015) [-] I joined a bunch of these "noobie" friendly servers, only to be fighting people that play the game too much or take it far too seriously.
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klaes (12/19/2015) [-] It's a game with a pretty sharp learning curve when you're new. Even if you're used to FPS you have to drop a lot of habits you've learned from other ones before you can be good at it.
"taking it too seriously" varies by definition. There are people who have a few thousand hours in it and consider it a casual hobby and others who have 500-800 and rage at every little thing that goes wrong.
"taking it too seriously" varies by definition. There are people who have a few thousand hours in it and consider it a casual hobby and others who have 500-800 and rage at every little thing that goes wrong.
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kwanzalord (12/19/2015) [-] Well, if you're playing on a "noobie" server to prey on newcomers because you can't compete at a higher level, I'd consider that taking it too seriously. Because you don't enjoy playing with people at your level.
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nexuiz (12/19/2015) [-] Usually that is a ping issue, or you just not being attentive , i e bad game sense. It makes sense for a comp fps to have a wallbang mechanic. As long as its not overblown. I honestly think csgo is perfectly balanced right now. Except for the 64 tick comp servers.
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lordtyrone (12/19/2015) [-]
They dicked around with it, apparently. That was a bug. They fixed it i think.
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lordtyrone (12/19/2015) [-]
Ability to shoot through the corners of walls, i mean. not your video. Rank, btw?
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lordtyrone (12/19/2015) [-]
Im GN3, getting Matched with GNM/MG1. Cant rank up, it seems. and, apparently, im retarded.
– Fixed bullet hits on players beyond max bullet penetration distance always counting as penetration hits.
That was from the patch notes, someone told me about the wall penetration thing, sorry about that, haha.
– Fixed bullet hits on players beyond max bullet penetration distance always counting as penetration hits.
That was from the patch notes, someone told me about the wall penetration thing, sorry about that, haha.
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bwiedieter (12/19/2015) [-]
I´m a simple man. I see a dank Scout kill, I upvote the dank Scout kill.
