GTA V. .. This isn´t funny....you are hurting me... GTA V This isn´t funny you are hurting me
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#3 - lusir
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(10/08/2013) [-]
This isn´t funny....you are hurting me...
This isn´t funny....you are hurting me...
#266 to #3 - niggernazi
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(10/09/2013) [-]
lol ******* pc faggot kiss my ass
#24 to #3 - acidreign
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Jokes on him though, because rockstar has already confirmed that the PC version is going to have a lot more than just better graphics. Longer render distances, more traffic, possibly better damage models, and more. I don't mind waiting a bit for that. PC master race son.
#34 to #24 - eating
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(10/08/2013) [-]
can i get a link on that? now im glad i didnt bought ps3 version
#67 to #34 - acidreign
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(10/09/2013) [-]
honestly can't remember where I heard it. I think it was whiteboy7thst on youtube, not rockstar directly, but he knows his ****. I looked at a breakdown of some of the leaked code as well, which supported this. Since the PS4 and XBO versions are being made, they already are going to be improving the game in places other than graphics, so the code already made was written to accomodate for this. PC is still going to be far superior to PS4 and XBO, so we are going to see enhancements, even if they only put it on par with PS4 and XBO, but there is a good chance they will be better than that.

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This site mentions the PS4 and XBO enhancements, but gets the pc part wrong. Giving the pc less impressive specs than consoles, even next gen, makes no sense. Pretty sure this site isn't very reputable though.

TL;DR: Partially gonna have to trust me on this.
#68 to #67 - eating
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(10/09/2013) [-]
daaaamn, 600k signatures. thats a lot indeed. well i hope we will see it soon, i dont want to buy it/pirate it for ps3 because im not really sure if that thing still works, so yeah, im still waiting for pc version, i hope we get some news soon.
#70 to #68 - acidreign
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Just give it a few months. It'll be here eventually. Knowing rockstar (They have never met a first deadline), don't expect it to come out when they say it will the first time. I'd say expect it by mid summer 2014. Both next gen consoles are expected for release in november, so i'd give the console version a short bit of time past that, can't really predict pc version though. We just gotta be patient, unfortunately.
#35 to #34 - glad
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, i love the Xbox version, it's eating away at my free time
#267 to #24 - niggernazi
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(10/09/2013) [-]
and ******** gameplay, just saying
#281 to #24 - dunderbiffen ONLINE
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Or you know, buy them both? I currently have GTA on Xbox, also going to buy it on PC when it comes.

Play whateveryouwantonwhateveryouwantmaster race reporting in.

I realize some may not afford it but eh
#44 to #3 - pineapplechunkss
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Shhhhhh our time will come
#7 - taurusguy
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Oh its coming, and then dear god we will lose ourselves in those graphics, while you scream at random trees appearing out of nowhere.
#28 to #7 - hemming
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, around in may 2014 when everybody is finished with it and nobody talks about it no more..
#47 to #28 - anon
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Except for maybe the whole PC-generation, you tard.
#152 to #7 - unikornking
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Don't forget loading time, it takes ******* years to load anything in that game
#268 to #7 - niggernazi
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(10/09/2013) [-]
you will also loose yourself in all those black cocks that you gargle on you disgusting ******* pc faggot
#269 to #268 - taurusguy
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(10/09/2013) [-]
You see, i would take your insult seriously, if your name didnt make me laugh at your attempts to insult me.
#270 to #269 - niggernazi
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(10/09/2013) [-]
you pc faggots are literally worse than femenists
#272 to #270 - taurusguy
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Now you see, not that i took a closer look at your profile picture i cant stop laughing at your feeble attempts. Also, if you truly are sincere about that, have you considered that not all PC gamers nor console gamers are bigots like you?
#42 to #7 - rogaa
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Okay, I'm not defending consoles here or anything (I PC game as well) but I really don't understand why people don't have an Xbox or a play-station. I mean everyone has Netflix or hulu, so what are you gonna watch it on PC? and as for the random things spawning, I think its pretty funny when that happens because its like unexpected lol and thats not really a big difference. Idk just my opinion but I still do PC game and its amazing, I gotta say. and the mods? one of the best gaming experiences ever with my modded skyrim
#79 to #7 - hammertheham
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(10/09/2013) [-]
touche my friend that is more of an issue than you know. I got trapped under my house like an hour ago haha but i aint go the funds for a computer but when i do im getting one, trust me i wouldent use the new Xbox One as my cum rag
#283 to #7 - subadanus
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Then I will loose my ******* computer in the graphics because I can barely run GTA IV with my 7770 GHZ edition because of the ****** game optimization.

I'm a PC gamer, and I think I would rather play it on console.
#284 to #283 - taurusguy
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, i mean, its all up to you, but im going to get a new PC once gta v is out anyhow so yeah. Kinda tired that i cant play bf3, my PC has gotten so "rusty" i cant even run cod mw 3 or whatever is the 2nd latest one. Could at first on max at 30fps or so, now low gives me 30fps, PC is getting a tad old and weary i guess.
#286 to #284 - subadanus
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(10/09/2013) [-]
The problem is my computer is way up to teir with those games.

I can run BF3 on high at 50-60 fps

But yet GTA IV runs at low around 30 fps.
#287 to #286 - taurusguy
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, i mean, there is a lot you can do, download mods and patches from unofficial sites, and they work trust me, just have to be careful to download the right ones. The worst part is that i had a classmate buy a PS3 just for GTA V and refuses to believe that GTA IV is badly optimized, the PC's werent "strong enough" to run it when it was made is what he brings up.... But yeah my PC isnt that up to date, 5-7 years old, idk anymore, uses 4gigs DDR2 RAM, intel dual core processor with 2.93ghz ati hd 5570, kinda good, i could squeeze a bit more out if i overclocked them but meh.
#288 to #287 - subadanus
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I wouldn't bother overclocking that. Sounds like a lost cause.
#43 to #7 - maxismahname ONLINE
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(10/08/2013) [-]
I have it on ps3, and I have never experienced lag or anything. I actually bought a ps3 for that game. The graphics are amazing, anything better would be totally unnecessary. The only thing that sucks is that there are no mods, but I don't really care, because even without mods the game is perfect.
#50 to #43 - CakeOrDeath
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(10/08/2013) [-]
"Totally unnecessary" Oh you're too cute(: Until the day when I can no longer differentiate between my computer screen and outside, it is necessary. VERY necessary.
#52 to #50 - maxismahname ONLINE
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(10/08/2013) [-]
well that's you, I don't really care about extreme graphics
#153 to #52 - benstillerphaqqot
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Hell I'm like you, in my opinion graphics don't make the game, my ultimate favourite game has bad graphics, It's GTA Vice City, I prefer it to S.A because I never really got stuck into the story. I love Both but Vice City is my #1 game, 2nd is Minecraft. And then Bf3.
#293 to #153 - anon
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(10/09/2013) [-]
It is you who is wrong. You are not a true gamer I see.
I bet you have never experienced the 16 bit glory on SNES.
These games **** all over current day games.
Chrono Trigger, FFVI, NBA Jam, Castlevania IV, Super Metroid, Yoshis Island etc.

Not to mention NeoGEO. Windjammers and Garou:Mark of the Wolves.

Oh or even Sega Genesis.. COMIX ZONE BITCH!
#337 to #293 - guymandude
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(10/09/2013) [-]
you're more of a hipster than Trevor
#316 to #293 - benstillerphaqqot
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Is there any such thing as a true gamer? No, I may be 15, but I've been playing video games most my life, that must make me qualify.
Is there any such thing as a true gamer? No, I may be 15, but I've been playing video games most my life, that must make me qualify.
#353 to #316 - anon
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(10/09/2013) [-]
casual, you werent even born when the best stuff game out.
#364 to #353 - benstillerphaqqot
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(10/10/2013) [-]
Doesn't mean I never played them, I bought a N64 and had a ps1, ps2 and have a ds. So I'm sure I know what the good games are.
#54 to #52 - maxismahname
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#53 to #52 - CakeOrDeath
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(10/09/2013) [-]
And I respect your opinions and all, but you're wrong.
#55 to #53 - maxismahname ONLINE
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I guess I am, well, this convo has been nice but I'm gonna go play GTA V ;)
#260 to #55 - robbayyy
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(10/09/2013) [-]
yfw
#361 to #260 - maxismahname ONLINE
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I actually thought about that pic when I wrote that
#58 to #55 - CakeOrDeath
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Bastard.
#75 to #58 - miscarriage
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(10/09/2013) [-]
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#111 to #75 - masonfool
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(10/09/2013) [-]
ha
#216 to #53 - headhunternl
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(10/09/2013) [-]
#339 to #53 - guymandude
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(10/09/2013) [-]
>opinion
>wrong

douche
#365 to #339 - CakeOrDeath
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(10/10/2013) [-]
Lol at people who took this so seriously. You obviously haven't seen the RoosterTeeth podcast I was referencing, my apologies.

douche
#366 to #365 - guymandude
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(10/10/2013) [-]
I don't watch RoosterTeeth often, so if that is actually what you were doing, then I too apologize.

douche
#367 to #366 - CakeOrDeath
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(10/10/2013) [-]
Let us put this behind us brother, good day to you and your future offspring!

douche
#368 to #367 - guymandude
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(10/10/2013) [-]
live long and prosper my friend. And my a squadron of beautiful vaginas find its way to your crotch by day's end.

douche
#369 to #368 - CakeOrDeath
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(10/10/2013) [-]
<3

douche
#69 to #53 - anon
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(10/09/2013) [-]
i wish it was possible to have a wrong opinion.
#20 - moofinbanana
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(10/08/2013) [-]
My 360's disc drive broke the day GTA Online came out. I started to play some of my older games and had more fun than I had in the past few years.
#305 to #20 - azzaip
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(10/09/2013) [-]
waaaaait a second... my hard drive failed right around that time too... i am suspicion
#114 - Pacboy
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(10/09/2013) [-]
gta online
#314 to #114 - rieskimo
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Actually, online is doing awesome. Not only did they patch their servers, but they also found a way to deal with all the asshole randomly killing people(even if they were in passive mode).

They isolate the people who are assholes into sharing servers with each other and they make them wear dunce caps for a few days.
#198 to #114 - legamethatyoulost
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Actually, since Rockstar came out with the patch for online, it works great. I've been playing for a few days.
#360 to #198 - Pacboy
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Problem is, thousands of people's characters have been deleted including mine. it's working fine besides that support.rockstargames.com/hc/communities/public/questions/200229446-GTA-Online-character-lost-
#66 - shitposts
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I'm a pc gamer and I still got a laugh out of this.
#126 - arrowshock
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(10/09/2013) [-]
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I don't know what you're talking about. I got GTA V on PC right here! Please go easy on me.
#253 to #126 - tomtomvdp ONLINE
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(10/09/2013) [-]
#351 to #253 - arrowshock
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Nah bro, it's 100% legit.
#13 - Pred
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(10/08/2013) [-]
*cough cough* San Andreas multiplayer *cough cough* Starcraft *cough cough* Planetside2 *cough cough* Hawken *cough cough* DayZ *cough cough* The Elder Scrolls Online *cough cough* Mechwarrior Online *cough cough* Arma III *cough cough cough* damn I really need to clear my throat

GTA V desperately trying to bring some sort of graphics for consolers is just too adorable But I'm glad that it still makes you happy
#27 to #13 - bitchplzzz
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(10/08/2013) [-]
too bad samp is full of brasilians, sand ******* and spics who act like *******. especially on rp servers.
#195 to #13 - admiralen
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(10/09/2013) [-]
man, your taste in games sucks balls dude
#21 to #13 - IamEllis
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(10/08/2013) [-]
yeah, but I can still play GTA 5
#22 to #13 - yentabear ONLINE
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Tried a bit too hard there with the emoticons.
#23 to #13 - flnonymousfive **User deleted account**
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(10/08/2013) [-]
"I USE HAPPY EMOTICONS BEAUSE I'M NOT MAD AT ALL! MY JIMMIES ARE IN NO WAY RUSTLED SEE? LOOK HOW HAPPY I AM! HONESTLY I'M FINE I DONT CARE SEE?"
#39 to #13 - zakaizer
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(10/08/2013) [-]
You, uh, may want to get that cough looked at there, bud, seems a tad malignant as far as coughs go. You know, just a heads-up.
#93 to #13 - mbkjbgjnhghj
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(10/09/2013) [-]
thats a whole lot of coughing you should get checked for bronchitis man
#301 to #13 - anon
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(10/09/2013) [-]
You play GTA:SAMP?
#340 to #13 - guymandude
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(10/09/2013) [-]
you used smileys, knowing how gay they are. you clearly didn't want anyone to agree with you - your smileys and use of the word "adorable" are too stupid. So why post the comment at all?

I'm glad that you've shown all the other games you can play to pass your time, but none of them are GTA5. and you're not making any GTA 5 players sad or anything with this post. at most they are going "hmm, GTA: SA Online? Well, I guess it's good that you've found yourself a sort-of replacement...well, I'm gonna go play more GTA 5!"
#45 to #13 - maxismahname ONLINE
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(10/08/2013) [-]
*cough cough* PC + Console master race
#25 to #13 - awesomebro
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Pred, you are making us PC gamers sounds arrogant. And yes, you do need to clear your throat, take that cock out of your mouth and name the damn games professionally, instead of being an asshole about it. Of course we do not have GTA V, it may or may not come for PC, but is really one console game worth crying over? You listed great games PC has given, just let the consoles have a decent game, and if this game does come to PC, the console players will have nothing to brag about no longer. Right now I have to say is I am disappointed about the console players, I am one as well, but these people are not humble about their games.
#40 to #25 - Slushysolid
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(10/08/2013) [-]
GTA V is actually likely coming to PC in a few months. They did the same thing with the past few GTAs.
#71 to #40 - awesomebro
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Ah! Thank you for the information, I was hoping it would come for PC, I will just have to replay it now. Haha.
Ah! Thank you for the information, I was hoping it would come for PC, I will just have to replay it now. Haha.
#285 to #25 - regdestroy
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I don't know about you, but I've never seen a post like that from PC users.
#347 to #285 - awesomebro
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I am glad you have noticed about my post. But I am a PC user believe it or not, and I do play console as well, there are some games that I feel more comfortable playing on PC and on the console. I tend to like playing on each one, but due to school, I don't have everyday to play my games, and I am not defensive when it comes to video games, I just know that each system has it's up and downs, even the PC.
#352 to #347 - regdestroy
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I am sorry. What I meant to say is that I've never seen a PC user mock console users for games they cannot play. Why should someone have the ability to "brag" when the two things are so different.
#363 to #352 - awesomebro
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Yes, you are absolutely right. What all I just want to see is PC and console user to appreciate the games and system they are playing on. It annoys me that people say one is above the other and can not enjoy playing the game.
#29 to #25 - Pred
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(10/08/2013) [-]
This post was merely a joke in trying to be an asshole in the very same way that OP did ;)

as to SAMP, I don't really know much of what happened to it, I was playing it a lot 5 years ago, but haven't heard of it since. + I'm not really crying for GTA V since I lost all interest for GTA after SA.

I specifically tried to list games that are PC only to show that the show off works both ways. However it always seems that only when consoles get a decent game that is console only, they have to brag about it as much as humanly possible. On the other side you hardly see PC gamers bragging about PC only games. For example how many posts aimed towards consoles about SCII:HOTS have you seen when it came out?

I don't dislike console players or consoles, let them be. But if I see a "hey look at me being an asshole" post I'll respond with a "look at me being an asshole" comment
#74 to #29 - awesomebro
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Then I would like to ask for forgiveness for what I have said wrong to you, I did not think it was merely a joke, but you were only trying to defend that us not getting GTA V yet. But you are right, PC gamers do only brag about the games that are unavailable for consoles, and I see that you are a man with thoughts and let gamers be.
#345 to #74 - Pred
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(10/09/2013) [-]
nah, no prob...

It was my fault after all. I mean I knew that I'll get swarmed by consolers for this, yet I still posted that comment.
#348 to #345 - awesomebro
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(10/09/2013) [-]
That is why I respect you, you knew the consequences and you still stayed true to your thoughts.
#26 - homm
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(10/08/2013) [-]
#134 to #26 - anon
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(10/09/2013) [-]
This was faked *************!

That being said, it is most likely that Rockstar will eventually release it on PC/
#139 to #26 - bleebloo
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Fake, zoom in on this, it's all jagged, they're just screenshots from the console versions.
#193 to #26 - anon
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Dude's got a video playing with the FRAPS benchmark on making it look like it's a game. It's ******* obvious, unless you're a pleb who don't know **** about computers.
#194 to #193 - admiralen
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(10/09/2013) [-]
did you just use the word pleb? are you 12?
#33 to #26 - eating
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(10/08/2013) [-]
what emulator is this? i've seen some xbox emulator screenshots on /v/ but i think they were fake
#341 to #33 - homm
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Sorry I was away. It's supposedly leaked beta test screenshot or something along those lines, not an emulator as far as I know. I think it's fake though, it's pretty easy to produce. I just post it with no comment to induce some excitement.

It's likely that GTA V will be published for Windows around late November.
#77 to #33 - rmoran
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(10/09/2013) [-]
There was a livestream from Russia of GTA V being emulated before it even came out.
#315 to #77 - babbysmithy
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(10/09/2013) [-]
fukken russians.
#73 to #33 - lucasman
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Answer the Eating, Homm. Please.
#10 - losglatzos
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(10/08/2013) [-]
trust me you fool.....

...we can wait....
#14 to #10 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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(10/08/2013) [-]
and when we get it, all the bugs would have gone and the severs won't be *****. MWHAHAHAHAH
#62 to #14 - holmesc
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(10/09/2013) [-]
but we'll have to wait for them to patch up the **** lazy ass port like they did in gta iv.
#49 - MurphyUK
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Why can't we all just be friends?
Why can't we all just be friends?
#84 to #49 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Because PC gamers won't shut the hell up about their master race. I'm kinda glad this knocked them down a peg or two.
#94 to #84 - reaperriley ONLINE
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(10/09/2013) [-]
We are getting GTA5 in November.... so ummm... yeah.

The content was funny but this stupid console vs PC stuff is just getting annoying. Both have their gamers and their style. So why does it matter if you want a console and I want a PC? I think maybe the day console and PC gamers can play with and against each other would allow us to finally end this.
#96 to #94 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
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(10/09/2013) [-]
It doesn't matter to me, but the PC gamer dick waving is getting on my nerves.
#101 to #96 - reaperriley ONLINE
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(10/09/2013) [-]
The "My *insert gaming device here* is better than yours." Is getting annoying. PC, Xbox, PS, Wii, etc.

Its like religion, who gives a ****. Let me do what I do and let you do what you do. If you want to sit down and compare that's fine. But just acting like things are plain better is insane.
#99 to #94 - sympathyforme
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(10/09/2013) [-]
PC is not getting it in November, don't be ridiculous.

Unless you have a source? Or is this just more "rumours"?
#102 to #99 - reaperriley ONLINE
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(10/09/2013) [-]
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Here you go my good sir.
#103 to #102 - sympathyforme
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Clearly fake.
#105 to #103 - reaperriley ONLINE
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Well, take it how you want it. You are entitled to what you think so go for it. Anyways, I am off to play some ArmA3.
#377 to #105 - sympathyforme
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(12/06/2013) [-]
I bet you thought I had forgotten
#104 to #94 - sgtxrootbeer ONLINE
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Actually it would be hell is pc gamers could play with console gamers.

why?

Because children wish to game, right? well they cry and whine and scream for their moms & dads to get them an xbox or a ps3 and then they play with it.

When adults game, they do research and realize that pc has better graphics and has higher fps, so they get a pc which they can upgrade in the future, and enjoy while all the little kids with annoying voices play xbox and ps3.

if it werent for the fact that consoles keep kids and other annoying little things away from me, then i would love cross platform multiplayer.
#106 to #104 - reaperriley ONLINE
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Ummmm.... I there are plenty of adults as well as kids on both. Just so happens that the kids don't shut the **** up. Either way, if you play shooters. You will run into kids, regardless of what you use to play said shooters.